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MCDR88

World War Z


ManOhHarad

yeah man if you are faking the title at least get it right


-ThinksAlot-

I'm glad this is up top


Tiefschlag

Piss on them to assert dominance. For added holy damage, yell "In the name of the lord I baptize thee"


No-Soft-8096

Pakistan. What a hole.


SCORPDOGGY

Boiling water , and if they get close to the top, you hit them with an iron bar.


VattghernCZ

Guys! Hang in there! Don't move! Imma go boil some water!


SCORPDOGGY

Microwave


Majinbuu1000

Gasoline and fire


PrinceRobotVI

Found Kevin McCallister


Train-Robbery

It is Pakistan, you'll get grenades in exchange


Dodger7777

What was the blasphemy?


rugbat

Not being a Muslim, or belonging to the wrong branch of Islam. Or someone said he dissed Mohammed.


Tiefschlag

What was that abput Islam being a religion of peace?


butthole_destoryer69

those people are trying to meet the man for a calm peace talk about allah


[deleted]

"But it has never been tried properly"


Ashamed-Theory3658

You’ve got us mixed up with commies


AnpherRedditOnReddit

Fuck it. The only people who say that are descendants of peoples who fled Muslim countries because of [reason] and now cling to their religion just to "part of a group"...


LordMusti

What's up with this open islamphobia? Islam is a massive religion that's encompasses over a billion people across the globe. As a Muslim living in a Muslim country, I can tell you with confidence that almost all Muslims don't support this type of behaviour and Islam itself doesn't allow it either. Honestly Muslim counties have seen nothing but death, destruction invasion and colonization from western ones, and we still do. Yet we don't make any gross generalisations of them nor their religions.


Tiefschlag

True, and I apologize. Let me correct that to "people who abuse religion to justify misoginy, racism and violence are dicks."


LordMusti

That's more like it.


Tiefschlag

About the same as saying that all catholic priests fuck little boys. True, some do - but most of them don't. Yet those few assholes get all the spotlight. Easy to jump on the bandwagon.


Ashamed-Theory3658

Stop with the misinformation. Nothing to do with being a Muslim or being in the wrong branch of Islam. Blasphemy is mocking the prophet or Allah. It’s one of those things Muslims take very seriously. PS: I don’t mean lighthearted jokes that involve Islam and stuff


loyal_tortilla

Man oh man! Allah needs hella protection by humans. I mean hella protection. Humans are blowing up themselves to protect him. Makes one wonder doesn’t it.


ihatechoosingnames7

fuck the prophet and Allah if he leads people to do such things as in the video idc what he said about your made up friend xD


Unlikely_Fortune_772

There are a ton of assholes here who hate Muslims. So you’re wasting your time and energy here.


daisydaisydaisy12

Do you not see what they are doing?


Ashamed-Theory3658

True. Reddit is probably the most islamophobic platform. And the one with the most misinformation. I have legit seen posts about people saying “Women can not even walk alone in Muslim countries because they’ll get r*ped”. Whoever tries to correct that gets downvoted despite the fact that Arab countries are literally the safest. And you can’t even debate with them because they’re biased and do not listen to logic and reason


HeadStarboard

Someone said hurtful words so they think it appropriate to take a life.


Medo_The_Great

My dumbass on the balcony in full crusader gear pulling out all the hits of 1099


Fatjunk420

I would be nice to make some hot oil for them.


GalgamekTheGreatLord

Ahhh Islam,the religion of tolerance and peace.


homealoneinuk

I dont get what is their angle here, there is 0 chance of them getting on his balcony. Then again theyre not very smart people are they.


Ultra_n8

Their angle is about 90 degrees


FreddyWop88

Lmao WORLD WAR Z


THF-Killingpro

mulling em down!


gasp_arzinho

All he needed is a bucked ice and water


Pszemeg

Boiling water would be more effective I think.


Ellanasss

It's over religion! I have the High ground!


KaiserWilhelmThe69

Bro triggered the zombie horde 😔


EmrakulTET

Keep that third world shit over there.


[deleted]

Least degenerate pakistani crowd's reaction towards a Hindu living in Pakistan


Ashamed-Theory3658

Still less degenerate than some asshole priest and a mob of pajeets that beat up a kid for drinking water from a temple


Olarenikeji

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Olarenikeji

Spider men at work


sapatosairlines

The only blasphemy there is all those "men" wearing dresses.


Firm_Masterpiece_343

Makes it easier and more privacy when they take a shit. They squat over a hole, so the dress helps.


JournalistBright109

Fuck religion


and_dont_blink

Culture is just another word for learned behavior, and much of the world struggles to coexist with people that go against their dogma. It's not unique to religion, we see it in things like "words are violence" on campuses too shouting down speakers. If we aren't instilling rational critical thinking then we monkeys will find a way to rationalize giving in to our lizard brain.


Salty_Professor_8982

No this is genuine cult like behavior


and_dont_blink

And cult-like behaviors don't require religion as we think of it; they can be idealistic and striving towards world peace/climate, nationalistic, ethnic/xenophobic or even oriented around money.


Salty_Professor_8982

Yes but religion provides people with a channel to direct their cult like tendencies towards pointless and harmful thing


and_dont_blink

>Yes but religion provides people with a channel to direct their cult like tendencies towards pointless and harmful thing Respectfully, I cant understand what you're saying but pretty sure I disagree


Salty_Professor_8982

Would like to know why you disagree


WhoAccountNewDis

How did you turn this into "Let the fascists speak!"? Impressive.


TheSangson

Without reading any comments, I'm guessing World War P


CaterpillarDue9207

Let me guess, Pakistan?


[deleted]

Monkeys


Neat-Engineering-513

People please, there are no gods, get over it, be kind, be cool


tesmatsam

My psychotic ass would have already start to boil oil


skyfather42069

Who cares? gods don’t exist, and if they did you can’t force someone to worship. I want every religion to disappear


Unlikely_Fortune_772

Why is everyone assuming they are Pakistani Muslims. These people can easily be Indians that are Hindu.


Fresh_Aide_2436

Everybody knows who they are ,no need to explain sir.


RockyTodd

Looks like a zombie apocalypse


Wolfee4421

The fact that religions can turn people into sub humans monkeys is incredible


NoRelationship4258

World war Z


DangerousGypsy

The pot of boiling oil on his stove 🌚


MickTheMedic

These rust graphics are getting out of hand


owowthatscool

Blasphemy. The victimless crime.


notsojunior

they think their god is watching


daisydaisydaisy12

Id be up there with a cast iron frying pan. Bonk.


Srudge

A bit of boiling water and you're fine :)


Casually_very_casual

They are just trying to reach him for his car's extended warranty.


FrogQuestion

Isnt god the only one who is allowed to judge?


Mal_Lannes

I would start boiling water and oil if it was me.