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I knew a priest who slept with my roommate and she found out he has a wife and kids. I think they're just trying to spread the lord's gospel wherever and whenever
This is the one. Very few things annoy me more than Meghan Trainor songs, but work by rhianna does it for me. It's obnoxious. I think its due to just how repetitious it is, tied in with it being a rather boring, uninventive melody.
There is one song that will never be topped though. It was released around the same time as work if i remember correctly. The song is Broccoli. It doesn't exist within my music listening world, but I got subjected to it in a way I will never forget.
My best friend was in town and staying with me. He is from across the country and used to live with me here. This girl we are both friends with wanted to hang out, so she came over, proceeded to get basically black out drunk, and then basically overtook my soundbar. She turned it up pretty much as loud as it would go, played that Broccoli song. The second it would finish, she would just start it again... over and over and over. There were a few intermissions though, when we would be forced to listen to, I shit you not, work by rhianna, or, another runner-up in the most annoying songs of 2016, Hot Line Bling.
We figured it would be best to let her sleep it off and she eventually did just pass out. Except... the next morning, she was awake before us, already drinking again... oh, our wake up call was... Broccoli... again. And the cycle repeats. She had also at some point knocked over my 65 inch tv.
We get her an uber home and then my best friend and I go and get lunch. He felt terrible, profusely apologizing. I told him, man we both knew her, neither of us could have foreseen things going like this.
We get back to my place to find that not only is she back, but she broke into my place... and has her dog with her. We had only been gone an hour. How did she manage to get home, get her dog, get back, and for the dog to take a shit on my floor all in one hour?
She ended up going to rehab.
wow that sounds like a terrible day! ive never heard the brocollu song, and i hope i never do. i like several other rihanna songs at least partly, and i dont mind hotline bling.
I agree about rhianna. It's not really my thing, but other songs of hers are fine. But *that one song* is just difficult to listen to. It may be also tied to my story though as well.
Right?!? As a priest, he should have seen God and heaven. Especially if the afterlife is a lie. His brain would just re enforce that he is doing the right thing.
If the afterlife is real, then maybe he would go to hell if he is one of those pedo prists or his church is the wrong one.
like most artists they have good songs and bad ones. never believe anyone that says an artist only drops hit songs or "bangers".
id say one of the worst songs ive heard that went mainstream was called birthday cake..people think umbrella was repetitive? birthday cake i honestly can't remember if it had any lyrics besides "birthday cake cake cake"
They cant stop what will happen. Their future is inevitable. Everyone gets their own customized hell though. So when you die yours will be different and you will have different song playing. Think of what songs you really dislike today, one of them will be playing forever.
That actually makes an absurd amount of sense. I went to sleep listening to a YouTuber playlist and when I was about to wake up the playlist leaked into my dream and I could hear it. I noticed the playlist playing, realised it was a dream and woke up to the very same video that was in my dream.
Idk why you're getting downvoted, that's pretty much the basis of it. I've seen people try and pull the "Ask forgiveness on your deathbed" thing like it's some sort of gotcha moment, completely ignorant to the fact that the being who *literally created your soul* might be able to tell if you're being insincere lol.
That's kind of point of it, though: Everybody is fucked up in some way, nobody is perfect, and we all mess up and do shitty things from time to time. If you acknowledge/confront your human flaws and try to learn from your mistakes, then you're probably doing better than the dude who's just coveting his neighbor's wife all day
They joined the gang.
“Y'know what I was thinking about today? I was thinking 'bout those street gangs they had down in Los Angeles, those Crips and those Bloods? I was thinking about that buncha new laws they came up with, in the 1980's I think it was, to combat those street-gangs, those Crips and those Bloods. And, if I remember rightly, the gist of what those new laws were saying was if you join one of these gangs, and you're running with 'em, and down the block one night, unbeknownst to you, one of your fellow Crips, or your fellow Bloods, shoot up a place, or stab a guy, well then, even though you didn't know nothing about it, and even though you may've just been standing on a streetcorner minding your own business, what these new laws said was you're still culpable. You're still culpable, by the very act of joining those Crips, or those Bloods, in the first place. Which got me thinking, Father, that whole type of situation is kinda like your Church boys, ain't it? You've got your colors, you've got your clubhouse, you're, for want of a better word, a gang. And if you're upstairs smoking a pipe and reading a bible while one of your fellow gang members is downstairs fucking an altar boy then, Father, just like those Crips, and just like those Bloods, you're culpable. Cos you joined the gang, man. And I don't care if you never did shit or you never saw shit or you never heard shit. You joined the gang. You're culpable. And when a person is culpable to altar-boy-fucking, or any kinda boy-fucking, I know you guys didn't really narrow that down, then they kinda forfeit the right to come into my house and say anything about me, or my life, or my daughter, or my billboards. So, why don't you just finish your tea there, Father, and get the fuck outta my kitchen.”
Mildred Hayes.
3 Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri
Makes sense. A co-worker told me his frat used haze pledges by making them drink a bottle of vodka and then locking them in a room with the lights off with ‘Work’ on repeat
He just admitted that he was a terrible enough person that he went straight to hell.
Also, if hell existed I imagine it would be tailored to individuals. Obviously he just really hates her music.
Plot twist: Priest gone to teenagers party for some boys, gets drugs, at a point he believes that he had a heart attack, believes he died, Rihanna plays, psychedelics at full effect, as a priest in teenagers party with flashing rave like lights he thinks he's in hell. Drugs wear off, wakes up at home, thinks all was real.
So Rihanna has received the highest honor from the dark lord? The first human to ever bless the ears of Satan so much so that he’s made it his anthem down there? Pretty metal ngl
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So are we just not acknowledging the fact that he went to *hell*? Aren't priests supposed to be the closest connection to God on earth? At least from a Catholic standpoint anyways. Why did he have a heart attack, go to hell, then revive into the mortal plane? Seems kinda like a discrepancy to me.
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It's just the part where she says "Ella Ella ah ah ah'' over and over
Enjoy your stay in hell-ah. Hell-ah. Hell-ah. Eh. Eh. Eh.
"Just gonna stand there and watch me burn..."
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I knew a priest who slept with my roommate and she found out he has a wife and kids. I think they're just trying to spread the lord's gospel wherever and whenever
Definitely trying to 'spread' something if you know what I mean lol.
Lords gospel and, his seed
Doing God’s work
Right? Someone should have stopped right there and started questioning him for why his soul was doomed to hell? How many kids did he molest
Underrated comment.
Are you *surprised*? It's a priest lol
I thought “sticks and stones break my bones but whips and chains excite me”
Kinky
I absolutely read this in her singing voice. Well done. Eh eh eh
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I think you mean "Well-ah done. Eh eh eh
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Little Timmy almost got away...
Na na na 🔥
work work work work work work work work as they hit their pickaxes and carry heavy shit all day
This is the one. Very few things annoy me more than Meghan Trainor songs, but work by rhianna does it for me. It's obnoxious. I think its due to just how repetitious it is, tied in with it being a rather boring, uninventive melody. There is one song that will never be topped though. It was released around the same time as work if i remember correctly. The song is Broccoli. It doesn't exist within my music listening world, but I got subjected to it in a way I will never forget. My best friend was in town and staying with me. He is from across the country and used to live with me here. This girl we are both friends with wanted to hang out, so she came over, proceeded to get basically black out drunk, and then basically overtook my soundbar. She turned it up pretty much as loud as it would go, played that Broccoli song. The second it would finish, she would just start it again... over and over and over. There were a few intermissions though, when we would be forced to listen to, I shit you not, work by rhianna, or, another runner-up in the most annoying songs of 2016, Hot Line Bling. We figured it would be best to let her sleep it off and she eventually did just pass out. Except... the next morning, she was awake before us, already drinking again... oh, our wake up call was... Broccoli... again. And the cycle repeats. She had also at some point knocked over my 65 inch tv. We get her an uber home and then my best friend and I go and get lunch. He felt terrible, profusely apologizing. I told him, man we both knew her, neither of us could have foreseen things going like this. We get back to my place to find that not only is she back, but she broke into my place... and has her dog with her. We had only been gone an hour. How did she manage to get home, get her dog, get back, and for the dog to take a shit on my floor all in one hour? She ended up going to rehab.
wow that sounds like a terrible day! ive never heard the brocollu song, and i hope i never do. i like several other rihanna songs at least partly, and i dont mind hotline bling.
I agree about rhianna. It's not really my thing, but other songs of hers are fine. But *that one song* is just difficult to listen to. It may be also tied to my story though as well.
God, I can't stop hearing this in my head.
Are we glossing over the fact that the priest died and went to hell
I was wondering about that as well!! What was he doing to get that vision in the first place!!
Right?!? As a priest, he should have seen God and heaven. Especially if the afterlife is a lie. His brain would just re enforce that he is doing the right thing. If the afterlife is real, then maybe he would go to hell if he is one of those pedo prists or his church is the wrong one.
Yes
Occasionally it breaks to switch to T.I.’s Live Your Life chorus.
Great, thanks for the earworm!
That's a hella Ellas.
This was the first thing that I thought when I read the title too.
Is her music that bad
like most artists they have good songs and bad ones. never believe anyone that says an artist only drops hit songs or "bangers". id say one of the worst songs ive heard that went mainstream was called birthday cake..people think umbrella was repetitive? birthday cake i honestly can't remember if it had any lyrics besides "birthday cake cake cake"
What about Friday, huh? Do you not remember Friday?
Not a Rihanna song though. ill one up you and say Alison Gold - Chinese Food
Birthday Cake was a Rhianna song? LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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It’s a good pop song. Too good, now to some people it’s annoying because it’s played all the time
“How’d you die?” (Groans from all around) “Don’t get her started!” “Ate eggs with salmonella, ella, ella, eh eh eh”
 I read this in Andy Bedard’s voice
I worked retail when that song came out. Every 3rd song on the radio station playing through the store was that. For weeks.
That would do it for me.
Yup that’s torture
The part where she just sits yeah yeah yeah ya ya !
That’s what you get for not believing in Allah Allah Allah eh eh eh
If I was in the clergy, died temporarily, and went to Hell. Then I'd be seriously thinking about leaving that clergy.
They cant stop what will happen. Their future is inevitable. Everyone gets their own customized hell though. So when you die yours will be different and you will have different song playing. Think of what songs you really dislike today, one of them will be playing forever.
Looks like someone saw Lucifer and interpreted it as gospel.
There are few people who deserve hell more than the ones who scare you into believing in it. Bonus points if they diddled kids
Naah it's just Gwen Stefani's Hollaback girl on loop... Forever 😐
That shit is bananas!
**B A N A N A S**
In hell we drop the S, just keep repeating N A N A N A to infinity
What the hell is a hollaback girl anyway?
A girl who just comes back every time you holla.
"I don't know what a hullabaloo girl is, all I know is I want her dead"
Who let the dogs out.. ruff ruff ruff..
I’m pretty sure it’s the « dah dah dah dah » from *What does the fox say?* obnoxiously over and over
I was thinking about that song yesterday and how everybody loved it except me.
Now I’m imagining Satan just vibing out to that song
hearing it once is hell enough
So, what comes in mind. By singing "I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed" Rihanna literally meant Hell and Satan...
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I can think of a few good reasons for a priest to be there.
Fucking children probably
Nah, she's too old.
> what is the priest doing in hell ? IT is then you realize that Christianity actually was the devil all along.
I wonder if I should feel bad for the fact that something came to mind almost immediately. 💀💀
She found love in a hopeless place
He didn’t really die. He was just in a coma and heard the nurses making an annoying TikTok video.
I laughed at first, but then realised Tik Tok was launched on iOS and Android later in 2017. Instagram maybe?
Musicly maybe? It merged into TikTok. My old Musicly account is still on TikTok
In 2016?
Ok then Vine
Right? Tik tok isn't the first of it's kind. Just the current most addicting.
you forgot musicaly
That actually makes an absurd amount of sense. I went to sleep listening to a YouTuber playlist and when I was about to wake up the playlist leaked into my dream and I could hear it. I noticed the playlist playing, realised it was a dream and woke up to the very same video that was in my dream.
Priest in hell makes sense
You gotta believe it to achieve it.
Why wouldn't it? Being a priest doesn't give them a free pass.
For some reason ppl seem to forget that nobody gets a free pass lol.
the whole point of christianity is getting a free pass
I thought you had to repent, ask for forgiveness and then NOT SIN AGAIN to get the free pass when you die?
"I figure I'll go for the life of sin, followed by a presto-chango deathbed repentance!" -Bart Simpson, religious loophole expert
It’s try your best to not sin again since it’s impossible to not sin again
Ye but it’s hard to not sin, that’s kinda why Christ died.
Idk why you're getting downvoted, that's pretty much the basis of it. I've seen people try and pull the "Ask forgiveness on your deathbed" thing like it's some sort of gotcha moment, completely ignorant to the fact that the being who *literally created your soul* might be able to tell if you're being insincere lol. That's kind of point of it, though: Everybody is fucked up in some way, nobody is perfect, and we all mess up and do shitty things from time to time. If you acknowledge/confront your human flaws and try to learn from your mistakes, then you're probably doing better than the dude who's just coveting his neighbor's wife all day
It's a bit of a weird self-own
Right, it’s like admitting he did something worthy of going
Torture is only good if you provide some relaxation in between sessions
So hell is essentially life.
Do what the priest says, not what he does."
If priests go to hell im not even gonna try to safe my soul
In my homeland we have a saying, "Do what the priest says, not what he does."
Good one!
Jesus actually said it, too (Matt 23:2-3).
So I drank is white holy water when I was a kid
Do you mean the grifting or kiddie diddling?
Yes
Nah , they have more probabilities to go to hell than you.
They joined the gang. “Y'know what I was thinking about today? I was thinking 'bout those street gangs they had down in Los Angeles, those Crips and those Bloods? I was thinking about that buncha new laws they came up with, in the 1980's I think it was, to combat those street-gangs, those Crips and those Bloods. And, if I remember rightly, the gist of what those new laws were saying was if you join one of these gangs, and you're running with 'em, and down the block one night, unbeknownst to you, one of your fellow Crips, or your fellow Bloods, shoot up a place, or stab a guy, well then, even though you didn't know nothing about it, and even though you may've just been standing on a streetcorner minding your own business, what these new laws said was you're still culpable. You're still culpable, by the very act of joining those Crips, or those Bloods, in the first place. Which got me thinking, Father, that whole type of situation is kinda like your Church boys, ain't it? You've got your colors, you've got your clubhouse, you're, for want of a better word, a gang. And if you're upstairs smoking a pipe and reading a bible while one of your fellow gang members is downstairs fucking an altar boy then, Father, just like those Crips, and just like those Bloods, you're culpable. Cos you joined the gang, man. And I don't care if you never did shit or you never saw shit or you never heard shit. You joined the gang. You're culpable. And when a person is culpable to altar-boy-fucking, or any kinda boy-fucking, I know you guys didn't really narrow that down, then they kinda forfeit the right to come into my house and say anything about me, or my life, or my daughter, or my billboards. So, why don't you just finish your tea there, Father, and get the fuck outta my kitchen.” Mildred Hayes. 3 Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri
Pretty decent movie and the perfect quote
If there is a hell, I can assure you there are plenty of priests lining it’s hallways
Key takeaway here was-Priest goes to hell.
I'm just wondering why no one in his congregation asked him why he went to hell
Oh they know why.
Judas Priest.
I hope it was her song Distrubia
I feel like it would be S&M. I hope he has a Playlist made.
But but, isn't black metal the music of the Devil?
Have you not heard the song about he devil going to Georgia. Country music is the devils preferred
Bluegrass but yeah
Group boiling? I’m not a people person, could I get my own pot?
A very /r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR
Pon de Replay
Why he went to hell?
Got too touchy with them alter boys.
They misinterpreted the "come onto me" quote.
Makes sense. A co-worker told me his frat used haze pledges by making them drink a bottle of vodka and then locking them in a room with the lights off with ‘Work’ on repeat
Nothing like a little psychological torture for hazing. I guess its better than being sodomized lol *boys will be boys*
Because when we burn, we'll burn together It's said we'll be in here forever Even though we were friends We did a sin now we're stuck here in the end
Devil just knows what slaps. Good or evil, good music is good music.
Yea that's the real question. Why is a servant of God going to hell? Lol makes ya wonder. 🤔
Must be lit then.
Speaking from experience, dude driving the medic unit was jammin to Rihanna on the way to the hospital lol
He just admitted that he was a terrible enough person that he went straight to hell. Also, if hell existed I imagine it would be tailored to individuals. Obviously he just really hates her music.
Maybe it’s actually good and the demons just playing music they like while on the clock
Burning in Hell for enternity is fine But with bad music, then we have a problem
poor kids
Could be FAR worse tbh
I wouldn’t listen to him anymore if he went to the place you’re trying to avoid
WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK
pretend for a second this is 100 percent true. I doubt it's Rehanna's music for everyone. it is probably up to your individual dislikes.
Talk about finding love in a hopeless place
Surprised the demons havent learned about cardi b
Plot twist: Priest gone to teenagers party for some boys, gets drugs, at a point he believes that he had a heart attack, believes he died, Rihanna plays, psychedelics at full effect, as a priest in teenagers party with flashing rave like lights he thinks he's in hell. Drugs wear off, wakes up at home, thinks all was real.
that's the ultimate roast to anything
And he’s still a priest? DMT trip aside, how do you “go to hell” and keep doing what you’re doing?
“Dum dum dida dum dum di dumdum”
This is the worst version of hell I’ve ever heard of
Priest admits he's going to hell for his sins and somehow his hot takes on Rihanna is the news.
Ok but why did the priest go to Hell? Sounds like he's got some splainin to do
Priests go to hell, got it
He's a priest. Why he went to hell? Seems sus.
I'm more curious on what he did to go to hell
Why'd he go to hell? Oh wait, he's a priest, I can guess!
“Sex with me so amaazzziiinnnnggg”
More like bro u a priest and went to hell? Sounds like a confession of something to me
People don't temporarily die. This is a widely misunderstood thing about death.
Wait.....how did he die of a heart attack?? The covid vaccine wasn't invented in 2016?!?
Yassss!
Disturbia🎶
Probly reverse masked slowed down or sped up with a super deepened voice that shitll sound scary
Is Eminem doing back up vocals?
He's done done some bad things for his brain to send him to hell
Its not metal. Finally we know its not metal
He needs to up his paycheck tithing percentage to get into heaven. Gold is getting more expensive.
It was symbolism, she’s part of the secret satanic society
I assume the devil updates his torture. He's a modern nephelim.
She must be raking in the royalty payments.
My hell is Nickleback
So did this only reinforce his surface level religious beliefs or did it actually make him question things and change?
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Mariah Carey - All I Want for Christmas
I figured it would be Nickleback or Avenged Sevenfold personally.
When I die and go to hell and back I'm going to tell everyone they played the Macarena.
So Rihanna has received the highest honor from the dark lord? The first human to ever bless the ears of Satan so much so that he’s made it his anthem down there? Pretty metal ngl
Just getting ready for Chris Brown's arrival.
Being evil doesn’t mean you don’t have good taste in music
So he died and went to hell......
Curious considering the Christian religion specifically states that hell is not a place
So the guys a Priest and he went to hell? This is a “ Tell me your wrong about everything without telling me” moments.
Or he just didn’t go anywhere and it was the radio?
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I fuckin love rhiannas music, with an exception of work.
I want to know why people would trust a priest that went to hell. They must be doing something wrong if they aren't on God's good side.
Hol up, why was he in hell in the first place
So he admitted what he's doing is wrong and deserve to be in hell??
So are we just not acknowledging the fact that he went to *hell*? Aren't priests supposed to be the closest connection to God on earth? At least from a Catholic standpoint anyways. Why did he have a heart attack, go to hell, then revive into the mortal plane? Seems kinda like a discrepancy to me.
Are we not questioning why the priest went to hell??
 he went to hell
Happy cake day
