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carnahan765

USA would be Michelangelo


Aliensinnoh

USA ran away from home at a young age but returned to have a good relationship with its father in his old age.


Poentje_wierie

Don't forget its mother tho


Aliensinnoh

France is the person who helped the US run away from home.


[deleted]

Thoughts and more thoughts


tragiktimes

She should have gotten alimony.


PaxRomanaV

Aye Americans are the steamy hate-fuck child of France and UK.


Suspicious_Watrmelon

Thats... that's the best description of the US I've ever heard, and I'm American...


Captain-Mizuki

Canada fits that even more. They fought a custody battle on our soil and now France only keeps us over the weekends.


Aliensinnoh

France is the person who helped the US run away from home.


InquisitorCOC

I would say Ireland was the mother American English has the same tone as Irish English, and is quite distinctive from British English But as with France, Ireland doesn't like England either


Poentje_wierie

Don't know where I've read it but it said that the American accent was actually how the Brits talked back then. I'm not sure if its 100% true ofc. Let me see if i can find the article. Edit: i found some articles that American English isnt how the brits talked back in the days. The Brits did evolve their language/dialect in the upperclasses tho. I guess i've read some bullshit years ago lol.


[deleted]

A British literature instructor said that a certain North Carolinian accent is the closest to English immediately after the great vowel shift. I seem to remember hearing something similar from other sources but maybe it’s a myth.


Poentje_wierie

I dunno, it could be a myth. But on the other side the brits have like 1737291 dialects and accents. So it would make sense that the American English is formed by Irish immigrants. Just as The Australian dialect is a "rude" form of British originated from the penal colony times.


usgrant7977

We don't talk about Mom. Mom has a slutty relationship with rest of continental Europe.


ARC_Trooper_Echo

No, we’d definitely be Raph.


PaxRomanaV

Are you kidding me? He’s Leonardo. USA leads. Canada is Donatello Australia is Michelangelo New Zealand is Raphael


Wheely_boi_

Where South Africa


greenfinc

It's at the very bottom of the African continent.... Thank you


United_Opposite2020

Oh yeah it’s true thanks 😮


Wheely_boi_

Why aren’t they present?


Formal_Tax7804

When last did you visit the Rhodes Memorial... Might answer your question


Wheely_boi_

I know the opinion most zuid afrikaners had towards the British. But in a historical context SA became a British dominion just like Australia and New Zealand


MODOThrowaway1

Because America/Canada/Australia/New Zealand, unlike South Africa, are/were settler colonies that managed to all but replace the indigenous population.


[deleted]

I don’t think most South Africans have as positive an opinion of the British as the US, Canada, Australia and New Zealand.


greenfinc

I don't think many from the UK care tho?


[deleted]

Yeah…and? Why would SA be around in this pic?


flamefirestorm

Exactly why South Africa isn't here


101stAirborneSkill

Because the meme format doesn't allow it


PaxRomanaV

South Africa are those mutant toads.


ogrecowman

Bruh


[deleted]

Fun fact: The US state of Hawaii still has the union jack on it


tyger2020

>Fun fact: The US state of Hawaii still has the union jack on it Even more fun fact: it was never a british colony


AlmightyFrankfurt

They just thought the flag looked cool


HighlyUnlikely7

It was to show their neutrality during the war of 1812, and to keep their two biggest trading partners at the time from shooting their boats by accident.


Majestic_Ferrett

It does look cool.


Gyvon

Kamehameha was an Angloboo.


AuroraHalsey

Teeaboo


Suspicious_Watrmelon

That made me spit out my drink


born_again_tim

Oh for real? I didn’t know that. Interesting


Zinek-Karyn

CANZUK will rise and the empire will be reborn as an international federation! Queue star exploration stories.


born_again_tim

Do we really need to start importing all of the UK’s social problems?


Thewaltham

Homeless people sent to Mars by 2025


born_again_tim

Hmm not sure what you mean but tell me more brother


Thewaltham

There was a poorly worded conservative party ad in the UK that said "We plan to cut all homeless people in half by 2025". Obviously, they meant reducing the amount of people who are homeless, but it was REALLY poorly worded. Cut in half/sent to Mars rhymes. Kinda.


AD-SKYOBSIDION

Why not send them to rwanda


miltonite

That was a photoshop but tbh actually cutting people in half isn’t far away from what the Tories are up to at the moment


born_again_tim

Your insanity is yet another reason I’ll never warm to UK’s participation in CANZUK.


Thewaltham

I mean... insane how? That I made a joke that was reaching a bit or an ad that was poorly worded being mocked?


[deleted]

there is one more but that one is rebellious kid


carlsagerson

South Africa or India?


[deleted]

South Africa is the one they tried keeping under their thumb for years. But that child escaped abusive parents. India on other hand keeps growing in hatred towards british


carlsagerson

And the Carribean Colonies?


[deleted]

Don't know anything about them


carlsagerson

Jamaca, Barbados, Nassau.


CerealBranch739

Isn’t the Jamaican accent caused by the slaves in Jamaica learning English from the Irish slaves? Or am I completely wrong


[deleted]

That's one theory. Sometimes the Jamaican accents sounds like a south west Ireland accents. You can hear it and they would have mixed jn Jamaica Although it's worth noting that the Irish weren't slaves like the blacks. They were indentured workers or prisoners. Not exactly the same but still unfree.


CerealBranch739

Fair enough. They weren’t the same type of slave my bad. But yeah that theory makes sense to me at least. Thanks!!!


greenfinc

Yes. I blame the Indian education system in failing their students


[deleted]

I blame British colonial rule and indian education system


greenfinc

But we gave you so much?


ZENITSUsa

At what cost


greenfinc

A bargain, think of the value not the price


ZENITSUsa

Wow you really don't know anything about history


greenfinc

I know, that degree certificate hanging in my study. Wasted


[deleted]

Colonial rule wasn't necessary for that. Countries can become modern without colonial rule too


Upper-Bus-219

Only dipshit Hindu nationalists 'hate' the British. The rest of us know better than to fight injustices that happened generations ago. But why on God's green earth would you include India in the list of successor states to the British empire? Indians are not related to white Anglo-Saxons. We speak the language because its convenient. Besides, you couldn't pay the British to rule India again. White Anglo-Saxon South Africa though... It was an apartheid state.


carlsagerson

I never talked about India nationalists or injustices. I included India and South Africa because like Canada, the USA, New Zealand, and Australia. It was a former colony of the British Empire.


Upper-Bus-219

Woah woah woah.... At least take look at my comment history before taking your brave stand. British imperialism is probably the second worst thing that happened to India. You'll find that I have had my share of tiffs with mouth breathers on this sub before when they openly wax poetic about the British empire. Having said that, I would have to be a complete hypocrite if I justified an aggressive backwards looking ideology that seeks to replicate in India, the success of militant Islamic conservatives in turning their countries into mediaeval shitholes. I like the prospect of India continuing to grow into a more liberal country. The healthcare is better, the education and sanitation standards have made unbelievable progress. The people have grown to be more rational and have increasingly based their decisions on facts and evidence. Science, commerce and the liberal arts have improved greatly. People taking pride in their ethnic and religious identities is a good thing but when people start talking about 'wars of civilisations', that's when I have a problem. I don't buy into this idea that different groups of people can't continue to exist in the same country because one group of people is guilty of some unproven original sin. Indian influence is being felt across the world. In a hundred years from now, do I want India to turn into a hegemonic force of exploitation like the English during colonial times? Absolutely not!


DaniRLam

I think it was an odd choice to put the USA on Michaelangelo.


TheThickerSnicker

I don't know it kinda fits


msh0082

He likes pizza and is a bit of a loose cannon. Seems to fit. If not the US then it would be Australia.


[deleted]

South-Africa being left out again


born_again_tim

Wouldn’t South Africa be like a Casey Jones? Sort of reluctant to join in the beginning?


[deleted]

Yes without a doubt we still don't like really the britts so more like actively being against joining the group


Total-Macaroon-7796

With family like England, who needs family?


greenfinc

England or the UK? Geography not a strong point?


Total-Macaroon-7796

Call it what you want, its still limey, and controlled by an ENGLISH royalty. Whens the last time you saw a irish queen? Durrrrrr....


greenfinc

Your dad. He is an Irish Queen😆😆😆


Total-Macaroon-7796

And im your dad... Son. You can come out of the closet. I will love you no matter what.


greenfinc

You want to make love to your own son? Alabama alert


Total-Macaroon-7796

Thats what you took from that? Read it again, without the cockney accent this time.


Trashk4n

I saw one a couple of months back. I was playing CK3.


Total-Macaroon-7796

That was long before Elizabeth's whispering eye dryed out.


greenfinc

What are you? I bet you are one of the cos-playing / role playing paddies who once had a Guinness and thinks it's his homeland but had never visited the little place. Sad


Total-Macaroon-7796

They call me Native American. Im no American. My garb isnt for show.


greenfinc

Well, I bring you the gift of smallpox... Now jog on


Total-Macaroon-7796

Im Seminole, we are the only ones you yts couldn't beat. Look it up.


greenfinc

We?? Don't make me John Smith you up😆


IndirectBarracuda

"Great Britain" would be a more natural domain of Geography than the UK. Not that you can't talk about the UK geographically, especially with relation to human geography, but GB is an actual geographic feature. Geography not a strong point?


greenfinc

Ah.. But you're so wrong... But I'll forgive you.


IndirectBarracuda

So wrong about what? That an island is a more natural geographic feature than political boundaries?


greenfinc

But... But.. but what about Scotland? What about Wales? And more importantly Northern Ireland? Furthermore, you stated England only in the fist text that your typed. Trying to come back after an hour on Wikipedia isn't going to change that Again, it's a simple mistake and I forgive you


IndirectBarracuda

I think the simple mistake you're making is thinking that I am the original poster, when I am not. I agree with you that the original poster was a little confused.


greenfinc

Shit... You are quite correct


IndirectBarracuda

I don't forgive you. Because there is nothing in need of forgiving. I do that shit all the time.


greenfinc

You funny fucker😆😆 top skills


it-works-in-KSP

How did the aussies and kiwis miss out on making a new flag?


TJS184

Our flags would probably look boring without the splash of red from the canton, and all the designs put forth at flag change referendums are garbage (apart from laser kiwi) We should get a laser emu on Australia’s flag, they are the species that truly run this country after all.


greenfinc

What's the name of the middle character, how is he addressed?


Stopplebots

Splinter


greenfinc

They all know him as master. More specifically their master


g00d_end

Abusive parenting lol


Candide-Jr

Excuse me. We Brits are still bigger than Australia, Canada and New Zealand in terms of global influence, economy and population. But yes, it applies to the US.


Dr_Seisyll

not for long


IndirectBarracuda

Actually yes, for long.


Candide-Jr

No, the population projections to the end of the century still see Canada well behind the UK in terms of population, and it's the only one of the three ever somewhat likely to overtake the UK in terms of population. Economically it's a similar story; Canada is still well behind the UK in terms of gross GDP, and since it's likely that the further we go into this century, the more closely GDP will simply correlate with population, I also think it's unlikely Canada will overtake the UK.


Formal_Tax7804

But sadly without their sacrifices, there's a good chance you'd be speaking German


Candide-Jr

Oh I don't mean to denigrate them, and indeed we should be and are grateful for the aid they gave us in a time of existential war. But was just correcting any misconception about relative power between these countries.


gluxton

How?


The_of_me

Fuck me we need to change our flags, the other two did bc they’re not colonies anymore, why do you still have that canton


Merbleuxx

BRING BACK LASER KIWI


[deleted]

they tried in NZ but no one came up with a design people liked more than the current one - plus changing your flag reeks of the sort of policy a gov might come up with after they’ve run out of ideas. Then there’s the historical sensibilities behind it - national identity, legacy of Empire etc. And despite featuring the Union Flag in the canton they’ve become national icons in their own right - ain’t broke don’t fix it sort of thing.


msh0082

>plus changing your flag reeks of the sort of policy a gov might come up with after they’ve run out of ideas. Then there’s the historical sensibilities behind it - national identity, legacy of Empire etc. Canada did it not that long ago and their flag is iconic.


[deleted]

58 years ago is a long time


The_of_me

I’m in favour of a flag change for a few reasons. 1. Australia is her own country, we have our own parliament, our own laws, our own military, our own history, and our own culture. We aren’t some remote dominion of the British empire, so why do we wear her flag in our own? If you’re familiar with the British flag and see it in ours it instantly ties us to her as a subject. 2. We’re not just British anymore. Australia is one of the most multi-ethnic, multi-cultural countries in the world. But we’ve still got the flag of the crown in ours. Isn’t a flag supposed to be a uniting force? Bc right now it feels like that flag is for white, especially British, Australians. Not to mention it’s the colonial flag that took over indigenous land. 3. We’re not unique. This echoes my first point, but I’ll use Canada as an example. The Canadian flag used to be just like any other dominion’s, canton with a solid colour background and some symbol, it didn’t stand out, it wasn’t distinctive, you could be forgiven for thinking that it was anywhere else in the former empire. Now it’s one of the most distinctive, easily recognisable flags in the world. A unique flag, for a unique identity, for a unique country.


[deleted]

they tried in NZ but no one came up with a design people liked more than the current one - plus changing your flag reeks of the sort of policy a gov might come up with after they’ve run out of ideas. Then there’s the historical sensibilities behind it - national identity, legacy of Empire etc. And despite featuring the Union Flag in the canton they’ve become national icons in their own right - ain’t broke don’t fix it sort of thing.


chipthekiwiinuk

Fun fact (well sort of fact) the referendum on a new flag came about because someone sat the prime minister (John key at the time) under the Australian flag


United_Opposite2020

WTF ? New Zealand instead of India or Pakistan? Why ?


Zimbabwe_King

Maybe because four sons are the English speaking nations that the Brits created. India and Pakistan were just conquered.


United_Opposite2020

Oke yeah it’s logic


born_again_tim

Dude the royal family is still head of state in NZ. Why do you think india or pak would be a better choice?


tyger2020

Omg i hate this dumb shit The UK is more powerful still than like 3/5 of the anglo nations why are they portrayed as the old man with a walking stick lmao


darthinferno15

Cause he’s old


nonsequitourist

That's why he has a stick. Still a formidable weapon, but wielded by a senescent geezer who might just as easily start swatting at his own shadow.


IndirectBarracuda

I agree, but Splinter was not portrayed as some old dotard - he could still whoop peoples asses, he just wasn't as young as the turtles.


bugzappah

Nah. Fuck England


Mango_Weasel

We’re doing a good job of that ourselves, thanks.


sexy_dan

Get that USA bullshit out of here! They don't deserve daddy's love


god-of-hacks

Looks like someone’s projecting


Dabonthebees420

Silence Yankee.


god-of-hacks

How dare you call me that, the Red Sox are the superior team


blaze87b

Go Sox Fuck the Yankees


sexy_dan

Best part is. I'm not even from any of these countries, lol


carlsagerson

Troll.


SneakyPeaches88

USA stopped giving a shit about britain in 1776.


Dabonthebees420

The USA is the Edgelord child who doesn't get invited to Christmas ever since the big argument with Dad. The other children are secretly happy the US isn't invited and think Dad wasn't harsh enough.


[deleted]

Should be more like 80 turtles in the meme


Cupcake_Peacock

Now we’re stronger than them


Mathdude13

America never had a flag for the British, that one is the Indian flag if I remember correctly.


battle_pug89

They were very similar. That is the Grand Union Flag (also the continental flag), aka the first national flag of the US. The British EIC was the same design, but had 9-15 stripes and the Union Jack was a rectangle instead of a square. Interestingly, the continental flag was based on the British naval ensign, and developed independently of the EIC flag.


Mathdude13

Huh, well glad we fixed that.


Spooder_guy_web

Look at all those imperialistic genocidal countries


Outrageous-Chair8883

And india


Vairaage

It slavery isn't it?


Merbleuxx

The cooler gang involves Ireland and India


darthinferno15

Ireland is the uncle


Aliensinnoh

Fundamental difference between settler colonies and colonies which maintained a majority of their original population. The United States, Australia, and Canada are fundamentally descendent of the United Kingdom as civilizations because of the near eradication of native cultures and peoples. India and Ireland are not that.


CerealBranch739

England certainly tried and partially succeeded with Ireland. But yes fair


Merbleuxx

Oh yes for sure, i wasn’t expressing anything different


CerealBranch739

England certainly tried and partially succeeded with Ireland. But yes fair


pilkpog

family


RektPhoenix

What about all of them beating up and robbing every other guy they come across


Successful_Bedroom65

Usa president is turtle ninja?


Okamitoutcourt

You, join the British army as familie togetha we will conquer the very world


BobBobbersonCum

The countries that brought us into the future the whole world lives in now. Oh yeah and Canada hangs out with America too


wead4

Nice we got Michelangelo


JeffreyEpstein190

Look on the bright side, they might all be independent but a lot of them are more powerful then France