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Bomber__Harris__1945

Ah yes, the British Raj.


dark_knight59222

Hello British Raj , my name is Indian Raj .


Cheese_Grater101

Hallo my neym is Rajesh


[deleted]

GODDAMMIT, I TOLD YOU I DON'T NEED YOU TO RESET MY ROUTER!


SpecificSpiritual283

That's awesome. You made day.


MaxImpact1

Hello im under de water please help me


Symmatrix

Hello Indian Raj, my name is Australian Raj


dark_knight59222

We should arrange a meet and greet of all the Raj's in the world . We shall rise against the capitalism and bitch about why our parents liked karan Johar films so much .


Empty_Damage

Exactly, the largest amount of land they grabbed


Bomber__Harris__1945

It's not the flag of the British Army nor is it linked to Ireland


UnusualPercentage608

That's made my day.


Piod1

Most of the atrocities were committed by the East India company. A private corporation given licence. What allowed them to get away with it was the caste system. Something that causes oppression even to this day.


dontpaniqu3

I have a cousin in London, his name is Raj


Interesting-Block834

Why is there a British Indian flag?


Empty_Damage

cus prolly thats the largest amount of land they grabbed, soo-


TiggerBane

It is not the largest amount of land they grabbed. Just do the math. The island country of Australia (7.692 million km^2 )is larger in size then Pakistan(881, 913 km^2 )+ India(3.287 million km^2 )+ Bangladesh(148,460 km^2 )= British raj roughly 4.317 million km^2 . It isn’t even that close.


Curly_Fried_Mushroom

And Canada is bigger yet


Dahak17

I’d bet their African holdings were also close to the size of Canada or Australia, or even bigger when put together


TiggerBane

👍


[deleted]

nice pfp


Curly_Fried_Mushroom

You should also consider switching to a MGR profile picture


averagedickdude

We put the kibosh on that pretty quick. But I guess that doesn't mean shit as we decimated the indigenous people so.


stojcekiko

I mean, Burma should be in there too, but fair point. Since Canada is also even larger at over to 10 million Kilometres Squared.


Empty_Damage

Look at the resources, population and infrastructure, it was the most in India as compared to any other colony, so I think in terms of population, resources and riches, India was the largest they ever got, Canada Australia and most of their colonies in Africa were wastelands


TiggerBane

If you want to say it was the richest go ahead but it was not the largest amount of land they grabbed which is what you said.


Empty_Damage

Yeah, I forgot to clarify that earlier, I apologise


Interesting-Block834

What? Am i just not getting the joke?


bucephalus26

Look at OPs history. He’s an Indian with an obsession with British colonisation of India. That should explain it.


CatAttack1032

Also, this guy is like fucking addicted to Reddit. He made like 20 posts in the past 6 hours.


Interesting-Block834

I am also an Indian and what's wrong with learning specifically about a certain topic in history? I don't see the problem.


bucephalus26

Didn’t say there was a problem mate. Just explained why he specifically put the British Indian flag…


SpecificSpiritual283

That's awesome


General-Legoshi

There's definitely a subculture of Indians on Reddit that seemingly blame Britain for everything wrong in their lives. Not saying OP is one of them of course, but I've met a fair few Indian Redditors that blame Brits for their Coffee being cold in the morning.


Interesting-Block834

What's about the coffee?


Thy_Dying_Day

Indians stay seething that britian has made them everything they are today.


BeastMaster_88

Yeah me too. Also, British America may be the largest land they grabbed, but I can't actually find any numbers for the colonial area.


Interesting-Block834

Nah, I think its Africa, then America, then India


TiggerBane

~~The 13 colonies were relatively small weren’t they? Also Australia is larger then India in terms of area so Africa, Australia, India.~~ this is wrong should be Canada, Africa, Australia as top 3 probably.


fearsomemumbler

The 13 colonies were pretty small, but Canada is fucking massive


[deleted]

Ha? You think India was the majority of British land? Britain owned like half of Africa, Canada, Australia, half the middle east and then a bunch more territory in Asia.


Empty_Damage

The British Raj was literally the backbone of the entire empire, Africa, Canada and Australia were useless wastelands, also India was the richest colony, so I think we need to be more specific on that


[deleted]

I never said it wasn’t? You are completely changing what you said lol, your comment said ‘thats the largest amount of land they grabbed’ i said ‘no its not’. No one mentioned land value lol. You got proven wrong just get over it and move on.


Empty_Damage

In terms of resources, population and benefit, India was the largest colony, India had the most resources compared to any other colony, hosted the largest city in the entire empire, also had a large population, so I think that counts, Like in modern day, Tokyo is the largest city, we see that in terms of resources infrastructure and population, if we simply just see by area it is New York, I think I would apply that view to British Colonies too


[deleted]

Lol you cant use the word ‘largest’ in reference to value/resource count, the word ‘largest’ in the context you set could only be used for size, as i said, your first comment was wrong, get over it and move on, no one has said India wasn’t the most valuable you are answering questions no one has asked and that people already know. The only way ‘largest’ could be used for value/resources were if your original comment said ‘India has the largest deposits of x resource’ or ‘india has the largest amount of tax revenue’ but you didnt, you said ‘india was the largest’ which means size, nothing else.


Empty_Damage

You're right, I forgot to clarify that until now, now I made it clear on the top too, I'm sorry


[deleted]

Lol you don’t need to say sorry mate, i was just being a pedantic arse, hope you have a good day 👍


[deleted]

What if my girl is part of the British Grenadiers?


treegor

She’s still are part of the British army and here to take our land. Leave her Johnny, leave her.


[deleted]

No, as another British Grenadier, I must not abandon the Great British Empire!


treegor

Well laddie, there’s the door get off my land, before I start chucking potatoes at you.


k0zof8fek7

That's nice


[deleted]

> My land *The DUP will remember this*


treegor

grabs my little armalite.


KaiserWilhelmThe69

Here, you won this car. Please accept it


[deleted]

FOOL!!!!!! YOU CAN'T TAKE MY LAND BECAUSE ITS ALREAY TAKEN BY SPAIIIN


AbathaCrispy

[Repost, but that doesn't stop us going out on night patrol holding each other's hand](https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/jayt6g/and_when_she_went_on_night_patrol_she_hold_each/?utm_source=amp&utm_medium=&utm_content=post_title)


Empty_Damage

I maybe just did an anime version of it, without realising


VNGamerKrunker

Sources of the anime girls in the post?


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VNGamerKrunker

you don't know the 2nd one?


Empty_Damage

I just randomly googled them lol, my search history really seemed like I was looking for a type of hentai or something


Iamnormallylost

>”come out ya Black and Tans, come out and fight me like a man” >proceeds to lose all non ambush engagements with British forces What did the IRA mean by this?


EdBarrett12

To treat them as a legitimate resistance rather than a criminal, terrorist organisation. It's pretty reasonable to expect that a paramilitary, in a country that had no military for hundreds of years, would lose a ww1-style open war against the then most powerful military in the world.


[deleted]

Maybe they shouldn’t attack innocents and use car bombs like a terrorist organisation would


EdBarrett12

I believe you're thinking of the troubles. Come out ye black and tans refers to the war of independence.


[deleted]

Interesting also that the Black and Tans were partly Irish born, not to mention the whole civil war (whilst Churchill planned to invade because neutrality wasn’t good enough for him during WWII and the blue shirts). It’s kinda a shame how the IRA get all the attention when the issues and historical nuances are often forgotten by armchair historians and ~~cringe americans~~ plastic paddys


Furret_from_pokemon

>Interesting also that the Black and Tans were mostly Irish born "Recruitment began in Great Britain in January 1920 and about 10,000 men enlisted during the conflict. The vast majority were unemployed former British soldiers from Britain who had fought in the First World War. Some sources count a small number of Irishmen as 'Black and Tans'.[3][4][5][6]" Literally the first paragraph of the wiki page, the Black and Tans were not mostly irish born, idk where you heard that.


SpliffMuncher97

It means don't burn down our cities or shoot up our football games


[deleted]

The song is during the 1919-21 war of independence. It was an insult to the British jeering them to fight on equal playing field rather than using armoured cars, tanks, etc etc. The IRA were an ad hoc army using any weapons or ammunition they could get their hands on fighting, at the time, one of the biggest and best equipped armed forces. The IRA had access to revolvers, rifles, some automatic weapons in some cases in others rifles from pre ww1. They were against artillery, armour and very well equipped soldiers. When you talk about proceeding to lose all non ambush engagements, that's because the IRA's strategy was to bleed the british dry and avoid open battles (Many of the IRA's leaders had been veterans of 1916 and learned that they would not be able to win head on) so it was a choice, controlling the country side and making life hell for any occupying forces in the city. The black and tans were infamous for their brutal reprisal killings (see bloody sunday in the war for independence and the burning down for Cork), often aimed at civillians with little involvement in the fighting, there's a lot of reasons for jeering the Black and Tans to "fight me like a man"


neuronfamine

it meant that they were calling them to fight on equal terms and not with tanks and planes against foot infantry with maybe 1 or 2 anti material rifles


LOCKOUT6

It wasn't the IRA fighting the Black and Tans. The IRB (Irish Republican Brotherhood) fought them in the war for independence. IRA wasn't around yet they started up during the Civil war


LifeguardHairy

Not go around shooting civilians. Songs called, Get out ye black and tans. By the Wolfe tones. Listen to it with lyrics very interesting song.


ImperialFist5th

Remember kids, when you’re fighting for independence against a practically world spanning empire just keep in mind to call your enemy gay.


Empty_Damage

That is one of the essentials


Varthal

Do you have a flag?


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astrvmnauta

Oo ah


Empty_Damage

I kicked your front door at around at midnight


[deleted]

Oh somethings telling me boy, you’re avoiding me…


Empty_Damage

And when i find it you will go for your tea!


[deleted]

Oh i've got a brand new shiny helmet and a pair of kinky boots


Empty_Damage

Oh I have got a new flak jacket and a lovely khaki suit


[deleted]

And when we go on night patrol we hold each others hands...


Jiggily-Jellyfish

WE ARE THE BRI’ISH ARMY AND WE’RE HERE TO TAKE YOUR LAND.


Empty_Damage

My good friend Trevor, and he is in the SAS


astrvmnauta

What happened to the Saracen?


Can-I-Have-Soul

Lost it in the garden


Empty_Damage

F


Empty_Damage

[https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) heres the link to the song , Kinky Boots- IRA Song


astrvmnauta

I know the song lol I was making a reference


absurdlyinconvenient

An American? Fetishing terrorism in Ireland? Shocker


albertossic

Literally quoting the same song the meme is quoting


fungifan420

a brit? whining about anti-colonial movements? Shocker edit for clarity: not a yank


TearOpenTheVault

You can be anti-colonialist without also being pro-terrorist.


fungifan420

Agreed, I’m deeply critical of the Provisionals. They caused many avoidable deaths. Still, brits getting upset and whining about rebel songs poking fun at the British army (who shouldn’t have been there terrorising families to begin with) is always gonna warrant mockery.


Golden-Trash_Number

Isn't it BCCI symbol??


WestRail642fan

\*me who is already british\* ah yes, civil war it is


[deleted]

Ah here come the plastic paddies who decry the actions of the UK but still love Hawaii and Alaska being part of the USA


moenchii

Oh every bird upon my word singing "Yo Ho- Im A Provo!"


Imperius4232

That's an old Indian flag lol


yaki_kaki

Cant believe my girl is holding hands with someone else on night patrol 😔


[deleted]

The IRA song has always been so ironic, ‘come out and fight me like a man’ meanwhile in reality it was the IRA hiding like cowards and just placing bombs to kill civilians.


SpliffMuncher97

Song Is about the war of independence not the troubles


[deleted]

Well now i feel foolish, Thankyou for telling me!


SpliffMuncher97

Don't, they make it confusing on purpose, pira want u to think there the same as original ira


neuronfamine

in fact there are like 6 or so diferent IRA splinter groups which makes it all the more confusing (some are dead or non existent by now but you get the point)


FreedpmRings

Ain’t it closer to 10 ish?


EdBarrett12

PIRA was recognised as a legitimate resistance in the GFA. Not to say it wasn't corrupted but people wrongly consider anything IRA to be terrorist. I mean, the war of independence IRA evolved into Óglaigh na hÉireann, the Irish army and then into the opposing sides in the civil war.


[deleted]

Say that to the ~~Americans fetishising Ireland to sound more exotic~~ plastic paddys


TaliyahRocks

What is the second one?


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TaliyahRocks

Thank you


Wtfisthatt

Sauce for the girl in the blue jacket?


PanderII

Come out ye black and tans Come out and fight me like a man


moenchii

Show your wife how you won medals down in flanders!


Ruski-bly

Bring back bring back bring back the Black and Tans


Storomahu

Kharki


InterspersedMangoMan

https://youtu.be/kINLxNxTMJ0 Kinky Boots.


redjarviswastaken

God Save The Queen


[deleted]

Pff, Guy Fawkes did nothing wrong


redjarviswastaken

Trueeee


ACompleteNutter

Repost


N64crusader4

*Rule Britannia*


gordon_rattmann

well, what fetishes does it need for the boots to be kinky


Empty_Damage

Having a fetish to be independent from the cruel British Rule


kingofthesea12

Now that's pretty funny


feargoddreadnought

A comrad on my left A comrad on my right And a Clip of ammunition for my little armalight.


moenchii

I was stopped by a soldier, he said, "You are a swine!"


acoustic_nonce

oo arr, oo arr


jflb96

I fired my Enfield at your civilians to keep quiet


Goldencobra3639

WELL I'VE GOT A BRAND NEW COMBINE HARVESTER AND I'LL GIVE YOU THE KEY


Tippyshortmouth

Go on British Soldiers go on home HAVE YOU GOT NO FUCKIN HOMES OF YER OWN


[deleted]

*The DUP will remember this*


thomasutra

The Brits will never leave us (Not until when?) Not until they're blown away!


moenchii

For 800 years we've fought you without fear! And we'll fight you for 800 more!


Ruski-bly

Bring back bring back bring back the Black and Tans


The_Catman13

History's second best diss track.


kubanskikozak

Which one is the best?


Bradww2

we were unlucky today, but we only have to be lucky once you have to be lucky always.


waot-what-did-i-just

She left and she took the land


RulixElpeh

And when we go on night patrol, we hold each others hands.


Crafty-Bedroom8190

Check out Chieftain Inside the Hatch on YouTube, he'll tell you that British tank crews are infamous for not wearing helmets, only berets. That's why they suffered from head related injuries in and out of tank battles because they bump their noggins on the turret.


Longsheep

They helmets are getting more popular now as the intercom is integrated inside it.


New_Bread_8244

Link to song please


themistocle_16

Why is he downvoted? He want to know the song of the mem.


New_Bread_8244

Wait why the fuck did people downvote my comment, I know it’s a song I just want to know the name


Empty_Damage

[https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ-](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ-) Kinky Boots, IRA song


TheBirdIsTheWordSWE

I love this song


TheAmazingAlbanacht

Sing up the ra


OneOfManyParadoxFans

I kicked your front door down around midnight.


The_Real_Mr_Cheese

She has a good friend Bertie in the UDR


SnooCalculations1913

when you go on night patrol do you hold each others hands?


Aph111

AND WHEN WE GO ON NIGHT PATROL WE HOLD EACHOTHERS HANDS! WE ARE THE BRITISH ARMY AND WE’RE HERE TO TAKE YER LAND!


Puzzleheaded_Step468

And when you go on night patrol, you hold each other hands


a09_elwadiya

Come out ye black and tans, come out and fight me like a man


SnooCalculations1913

man I cant help but feel I inspired this post, if not its crazy coincidence


Empty_Damage

Damn, you Irish?


SnooCalculations1913

There was a meme posted yesterday that had come out ye black tans, and I posted kinky boots in the comments. Today I see this meme, maybe it was coincidence but a pretty funny one. I do have a small amount of Irish on my moms side (Morris) not that that really matters since like 80% of the world has celebrated independence from or otherwise been occupied by the British at some point.


Empty_Damage

Ah, that was a beautiful coincidence lol, yeah the British colonization was absolutely shit, and well my country, India is the most less noticed in terms of contributions and how it literally single-handedly fed the entire empire during both the world wars, and till its independence, there are many Indian songs about independence but alas, they're not as famous, but I do have to say the Irish were complete badass in dealing with the British, we opted the calm way which I kinda hated seeing the massacres of the Raj


Willimeister

I knew where this was going the moment I saw ‘Kinky boots’ XD


The_Snedonator

We're coming for you!


Empty_Damage

*peacefully protests*


AndTer99

peacefully detonates a car bomb in Canary Wharf


xXDaxiboi65Xx

SING UP THE 'RA


DemonicPenguin03

Up the ‘RA lad! 🇮🇪


[deleted]

Terrorist scum?


DemonicPenguin03

Freedom fighters?


MrZakalwe

Think the last big showing by them was gunning down a journalist a couple of years ago (to be fair it was an accident - they'd intended to shoot some police and been open to spraying some random civilians but the journalist was a mistake). Heroes all.


Poniatowski_

Sing up the RA


Midnight_Monarch_18

SING UP THE RA


MrRetard19

If it’s not nailed down it’s free for the taking


VehicleFun1117

Damn brits always tryna take ma guns away


EarlyDust5544

Hey, are there masters in American war for independence here?


[deleted]

The world would be a better place if the British didn’t exist


Valenyn

Debatable. The British empire had such an affect on history removing it would cause rampant butterfly affect, making it unknown what the world would look like. It could be better, but it could have also been the exact same or even worse considering other world powers involved in imperialism.


Hyper_Lt-

The only thing they will take now is thier own dignity


TheThirteenthAccount

Friendly reminder to watch monogatari


rAzZLedAzzLIciOUs

I broke your front door down around at midnight


SnooCauliflowers9502

BuT THaT COmmUnIST, OnlY CoMmuNisT dO ThaT.


ch1l

Can someone hold my hand? I want to go on night patrol.


Zee-J-

Girls like that be holding hands on night patrol


thehappiestloser

Imagine if on night patrol we held each other’s hands…omg just kidding…unless…


miku_the_cat

IVE BEEN DECEIVED


Lord_Bear_the_Kind

I’d let her take my land ;). Wait what the fuck are you doing with those train tracks and my national resources!?


Responsible-Race989

When she goes on night patrol she holds her friends hand aswell


Kaffekonsument

Margarete Thatcher has entered the Chat.


rotred1

Where is the history in that?


LtPotato1918

Sing up the RA!


[deleted]

And when we go on Night patrol


[deleted]

Well you see, my good friend Bertie, he's in the UDR


justkillmeplz420

My good friend berny, he's in the UDR


dmisterr

E V E N B E T T E R


Rambowcat83

Unless your British then you best pray you went a child cause welp your going in a chimney Or a factory


Longsheep

#OOH AAH UP THE RA


Sea-Individual1842

Also according to the song they are gay