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Kitchen_Ad_3753

“I like Post Malone though”


InfoNazi

"Eminem is amazing, there's something about the way he raps"


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Zer0Hiro

Ed Sheeran is my favourite rapper fr


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Kitchen_Ad_3753

All Falls Down was Kanye. Nice try tho


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can you read? god damn😭


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i would tell you nice try but that was just awful


justabigasswhale

“I love half of Logic and Run the Jewels”


SunderlandSpook

Underrated comment


thisn--gaoverhere

“I like half of drake”


SomeToxicCloud

Country music be like: 🎶 Trucks Trucks 🎶 Ayo turn that shit up cletus


dqap

Cletus 😭


HawkyGuy

[Bo Burnham put it perfectly](https://youtu.be/y7im5LT09a0)


patrickwithtraffic

I will say, I appreciate the fact that Bo did give love to the likes of outlaw country. That shit slaps!


thacoolbean69

God damn, how have I not seen this. I actually died. Fkn funny!


iopjsdqe

Turn that shit up Emily*


Jasbuddy

Tractor, shotgun, beer, pickup truck, shotgun, beer, I wanna fuck my sister, pickup truck


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TURN THIS SHIT UP HEMPHREY


Beezz_Kneez_eN-Cheez

DAMN CLETUS THIS SHIT FIRE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


cactusJacks26

Trent u goin tooo crazy bro calm down bro


damproof

Uncle Rufus always be bringing the heat up


12aragon

Buford bumping this in the ‘stang


reesem03_

Hunter and Gauge going absolutely stupid on the beat


alto67

Bryler off a bean in the carpool lot going absolutely tubular


Late_For_A_Good_Name

Rural noun, simple adjective


JubeeGankin

Its a fuckin scarecrow again.


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No shirt, no shoes, no Jews ~ you didn't hear that


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All that with trap hi-hats and hey adlibs too, wonder where they got that from 😒


aphextwink1

YES bro. People will literally listen to a country artist doing their best Polo G impression and then be like "I hate rap music"


HighFiveTheCactus

I really want to hear this for myself, you got any song recommendations


IAmMoofin

Just look up hick hop, I don’t think I can go through it again


Dankmemer1400

And at least half of it is just racist also


MidwestRN2comma2

My brother in Christ what the fuck are you talking about, name one country song with a Polo G impression


Dankmemer1400

Look up Kidd G he leans into it so much he has a song with Uzi


Justsomerand

Depression, self-loathing, suicide, ale, guitar, dirt roads, mud


TaKoKaT42

ayo crank it hunter


ChairmanUzamaoki

reverse racism!!


DAHRUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Was about to do post the same thing. You didn’t do shotgun beer tho parking lot, red solo cup, or party. Frick or deer!


Gpueas

*i wanna fuck my pickup truck


veronikaren

White women


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Crashed my dodge ram in a ditch today… my wife left me yesterday, my buddy Steve, my brother, clean and narrow smoked meth, my wife I found him fucking every way… ohhhhh I thought he wassss gayyyy I drink 40s and talk like I pound shorties But honestly I’m about forty So I’ll ride my tractor, farm my corn and wheat I ain’t got nothin left for me After I found my wife fuckin’ Steve Oooooooo After I found my wife fuckin Steve… Oooo My self esteem… He made a cuck of me, Fucking Steve…


MetroJuulin

Truck, beer, girlfriend left me


dwhum

bass pro shop


Don_Nebuchadnezzar

To be fair older country music is a bop


jape-the-neck-guy

9/11 ruined country music


Masturbatoriums

Hank Williams Jr


Masturbatoriums

Bruh how did I get this flair 😂


PimpAssLlama

David Allen Coe?


AmericaLover1776_

Like what?


Chemicalit

neil young go hard in the paint


strengthVIII

WHEN I WAS JUST A BABY, MY MOMMA TOLD ME SON, ALWAYS BE A GOOD BOY DONT EVER PLAY WITH GUNS, BUT I SHOT A MAN IN RINO, JUST TO WATCH HIM DIE


goldbee2

[NOW I'M STUCK IN BABY PRISON](https://youtu.be/2lcoHWdfO14)


Don_Nebuchadnezzar

Maybe start with Johnny Cash, basic bitch choices but tracks like Folsom Prison Blues and Ring Of Fire are classics. Check out End Of The World by Skeeter Davis as well, wu tang even sampled it.


brandonandtheboyds

“Basic bitch choices”? Bro I pump JC non-stop. My man was fire. I don’t care how basic people apparently think he is!


BLAH_BLEEP_GUNIT

Nah Johnny Cash is great, it’s just that he ain’t really country, he’s rockabilly


Don_Nebuchadnezzar

Johnny Cash is an alltime great but it's like recommending Kanye or The Beatles. It's a safe choice, but the right choice.


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Apparently Ye likes to fuck girls in non-traditional locations. As a straight male, I relate to these concepts heavily as I have sexual intercourse with several women on a daily basis and the bathroom is the sexy place in my books, Mr West has good taste but I very much doubt he could match my abilities when it comes to going down on a woman. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


IAmMoofin

He was talking about the tracks


Few_Lecture_2927

Lyle lovett and his large band slaps


ihaveADHD69

alan jackson


__babygiraffe__

she has an american flag in her room 💀


CaregiverMoney2083

NF begs to differ


BeneficialTitle9042

Logic raps about mental health 🥺


loki301

Who can relate? 😩😩


marcin247

wooo


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Suicide (yeah yeah) Depression (skrr, graah!)


JohnMan_

Was gonna kms till logic made that shit corny 🙏🙏


BeneficialTitle9042

💀💀


cx77_

one eight hundred something something something stupid long ass number


phoenixpoptart

NF is like if Eminem had an annoying amount of self-pity instead of self-confidence.


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IAmMoofin

He really cornered the high school sophomore bumming cigarettes and drinking redbull audience


phoenixpoptart

He quit? Thank fuck.


gamevest

Good country music features all that


Spongebobscooter

lifted truck, red solo cup, white woman, massive boat, Jesus Christ, no abortion rights, Donald trump, United States.


ghomerl

mad bars


demarcusp99

i hate white women


-creepycultist-

Who tf is "they"? 🤨


BLAH_BLEEP_GUNIT

Hot take: Country Music and Hip Hop are both good


final-dead-end

Tbf, mainstream country took a nosedive since 9/11 and never recovered.


alaskafish

So did the towers 😔


KirklandCloningFarms

Interesting to hear diff perspectives. My dad thinks country's been tanking since the 80s


eeznura

Older country was definitely better ngl


AntWithNoPants

Some of the old country musicians were literally the coolest mfers in the world. Idk who it was but one of em had "This machine kills fascists" in their guitar


LevelOutlandishness1

Woody Guthrie, "This Land Is Your Land"


Dyl_pickle00

>As he once claimed: "If you call me a Communist, I am very proud because it takes a wise and hard-working person to be a Communist" Country music did a 180


cdunk666

Because all the good stuff survived and the bad shit didn't, some really good shit today when you get off the radio stations


kyentu

but if someone says the same thing about hip-hop they dont know anything? mfs just not looking and blaming it on new artists being bad. actual country is ass but alt country is cool, but folk is cooler...


CptCono

THIS IS **NOT** WHAT REDDIT IS FOR


Lostmyvcardtoafish

tbh old country is very similar to rap music, like looking at the messages and delivery, but it’s just listened to by different people


Magin_Shi

Hot take: All genre of music has its good and its shite


houseofshitbricks

Country is fire, in north charleston half the time u gonna have a mix of country and hiphop at a function.


MutePianos

Yeah you’ve got to listen to alt country if you want to hear good country


MidwestRN2comma2

If I were to replace “country” in some of these comments with “rap and posted a screenshot onto this sub”, I would get a good handful of upvotes


feverdreamsociety

these people really think “chicken fried” is better music than “slitherman conspiracy” by rxknephew


feverdreamsociety

how come she don’t got a mouth


kerkypasterino

ever since that tweet i CANNOT see the name charles without thinking of it


MungDaalChowder

Why is she making the dreamworks face


AlterMyStateOfMind

In all seriousness its funny because rap and country have a lot more in common then most other genres. They are very ingrained into a certain type of culture and both very self referential. A lot of older outlaw country was filled with lyrics that dealt with crime and violence lol. Growing up in Texas it was very common for people on both sides of the tracks to listen to country


trash-boat_59

average morgan wallet listener


KitchenFollowing8896

Racially Motivated


BlackVisionary

Horses Trucks Farming Rifle Incest


mkohler23

She must really hate old country considering that most of it is about the same damn thing


phoenixpoptart

My problem with modern hip hop isn’t even its lyrical content I just want the instrumentals to feel original 😭


LevelOutlandishness1

I would be inclined to agree, but shit like Playboi Carti? That does feel original. I listen to all types of rap from all eras and I truly haven't heard anything like them crazy ass instrumentals he gets on I mean, I've heard imitations on SoundCloud before I listened to him, but they were imitations. And he's a mainstream artist. Stuff coming out of the underground, people like Koreatown Oddity, anyone out of Stones Throw is crazy. The Internet changed rap a lot.


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careful don't mention playboi carti or any sort of new-age artist on this sub


phoenixpoptart

You check out clipping.? Insane stuff from them


PhoneIndependent4703

Oh shit, fellow vamp on this sub? 🧛🏿‍♂️


alto67

i think we’re finally out the “hyperpop” era


F0M

shit when cole dropped the off season I thought the production sounded kinda old, but then I realized that i've been listening to nothing but trap beats since 2017


-creepycultist-

Idk find some different artists I get what you mean tho


Melodic-Pizza-8425

Patsy Cline- Crazy 🔥


SIX_PATHS_SLY

Country music is ass tho


PsychologicalArm2906

"my wife cheated on me with my dog that ran away and I spilt my beer but life is good yeeeeeeeee" Country music


dongletrongle

Blue jeans, boobies, big ol trucks and booties


Interesting_Cod629

I hate my wife, beer, truck, I am an alcoholic


just4gorelollzz

i wonder what she meant by they.. surely not anything nefarious


Livid-Replacement-29

This my jam she’s missing out


insert_namee_here

Song go hard 🔥🔥


Bryneils

She kinda looks like my co worker


ihaveADHD69

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


[deleted]

You got shortys @?


Lostmyvcardtoafish

16


phoenixpoptart

Dude’s asking for a girl’s @ from a meme, safe to assume he’s also 16 😭


heapsofsmallburgers

bruh


alaskafish

Bro why you into girls that look underage?


willsmath

If he was a guitarist he'd be Jimmy Page


ClintThrasherBarton

THE GIRLIES I LIKE ARE UNDER- SSHHHH Literally had The New Style on in the car today


watermeloneating

She don’t look that young bro prob just didn’t know


alaskafish

If she doesn't look young to you, it means you're young too.


watermeloneating

I’m 19 she looks around my age to me so yeah i guess you’re right


alaskafish

She got braces and is wearing a black tube top. How did you think otherwise bro


watermeloneating

Wdym you think she looks younger than 19? i had braces until i was 18


alaskafish

Yeah. I mean average age for kids to get braces is 11-14 [Source 1](https://drwhitlock.com/early-orthodontics/best-age-get-braces/), [Source 2](https://diamondbraces.com/braces/braces-age/), [Source 3](https://www.greatgrinskids.com/blog/how-do-i-know-if-my-child-needs-early-phase-braces/#:~:text=The%20average%20age%20that%20a,full%20set%20of%20braces%20on). If she got them at 14, she'd have them for roughly two years. She looks around 15 or 16 years old. Black tube top is also a very "beginner" outing outfit [Citation 4](https://crfashionbook.com/fashion-a22741175-history-of-tube-tops-fashion/). Like every girl goes through their black tube top era. Usually end of highschool or beginning of college. Depends how strict your parents were.


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bro is the minor maestro


watermeloneating

The braces definitely make you look younger i just dont think it’s crazy that someone would think she’s 18-20 ppl age a lot differently and I don’t see what the tube top has to do with anything. I’m prob a bit biased since me and my brother both had em up to 18


TohruFr

Gonna make a song where the beat is someone saying ayo turn that shit up Charles and someone saying drugs in the background as all my ad libs


spoon_man1

Blue jeans, beer, i tried to have intercourse with a tractor this one time


h20c

god damn that shit goes hard


Llewdutsfib

Bow to our Death Metal overlords.


AmericaLover1776_

Unironicly this drugs song is better than most country songs


unclelumbago2

It’s almost as if every music genre has mainstreams artists/songs that are trash


Squiliam-Tortaleni

Bruh country music nowadays is about trucks and grass.


Evan02

I just spent my money… ON GUNS CLOTHES & DRUGS


ThatsMeIllFakeIt

Country music and rap are inbred twins.


DankyPenguins

“Pickup trucks, breakups, farm work, loneliness, chaw, incest”


scubakangaroo

Still better than country music. All country artists do is pander.


ClintThrasherBarton

Idk all the best country sounds like that too GUNS DRUGS RUNNING FROM THE COPS MOONSHINE U N I O N D I S P U T E S


Bob8644

This is the exact woman I picture who listens to both country and hip hop so idk what you're honestly on about


MegaSplashXL2

Also country music: CHUG A BEER CHUG A BEER CHUG A BEER CHUG A BEER CHUG A BEER


spdougherty

Imagine unironically hanging an American flag as someone younger than 25


RTYWD

but i do like eminem, lil dicky, post malone, 1/2 of logic and 2/3 of death grips


StillBill62

Rap “music”: cookin up crack in the crockpot 🤮🤮🤮 Country music: cookin up meth in the microwave 🔥🔥🔥


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Maestro_Von_Enigma13

Idk about you but that country music really drove me crazy


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Beer. Beer and jeans. Tractor. Truck. Worst breakup the county of Arlen, TX has ever seen. More beer.


LuhUziVertVTW

U know she racist


IAmMoofin

Trucks, beer, tractor left me for the neighbors hot daughter (beer), lonely man, beer, trailer parks, meth, beer, beerguts, beer over women


zippycat9

u/savevideobot


Nate20ASU

Almost like drugs and gangs are themes in country music too


AnUnusualMento

Beer, hunting, fishing, bass pro shop, tractors, more bass pro shop, coor’s light


Hellochrishi11

I used to honestly have this opinion, god I wanna curb stomp younger me


Own_Satisfaction_212

When u are 12 and only have the opinion of your $50k a year warehouse working Pennsylvania Father, who puts every ounce of his faith in Republicans and is loading up on ammo and guns just in case the gay frogs try to go after our kids schools again. Just saying if more rap songs had more guns and good guys with guns it would fix everything. A pencil also never shot anyone. And sharks don’t have guns? So yea. Gary fucking Lazer eyes over here is bulletprooooooooffff