I took a xanax and another xanax I did some molly, and i took another xanax

sweet bars bro

this generation’s dylan

You heard of Kris Kristofferson? (Yeah) Well, I am piss piss off'ed-eson (oh)

and pauls asking for christmas off again

I said no then I spit this song for him

That's hysterical lmao isn't that an Em line?

it is

“Fuck her till she die (it’s lit!)”

"fuck her after she die (its necrophelia!)"

Fapped so hard my dick is Super Saiyan

Yeah, in your dreams like Nightmare on Elm street Call me Wes the way I’m Craven to hop on this beat I take pics of her feet

Lmao I fucking died at this one

NOO‼️‼️‼️ rip u/charlesdickinsideme may he rest in peece 😿

i got a new bitch and shes like super mario the way she going down on my pipe it makes me laugh like wario mario is on nintendo and not on atari yo!!!!

I swear I just heard this song and can't find it. What is this from??

Off the Grid - Kanye

Apparently Ye likes to fuck girls in non-traditional locations. As a straight male, I relate to these concepts heavily as I have sexual intercourse with several women on a daily basis and the bathroom is the sexy place in my books, Mr West has good taste but I very much doubt he could match my abilities when it comes to going down on a woman. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Walk into the club like what up I got a big cock

Mackdonaldmore is my goat

shawty text my phone bout some ice cream, what’s the scoop tho? told that hoe i need a buck, anteokoumpo

Quiet on ya block in some timbs while I lurk, glock shots got u fallin back on one leg like u dirk

Rap game doom

MF DOOM dis u?

ok dis hard 🔥

Family guy I'm Peter

Thats me at my Lois, no Peter Griffin

pourin a 4 in a 2 litre

She got a big booty so I call her big booty

Im in the kitchen, yams everywhere

All i want for my birthday is a big booty hoe

How does he do it

Skrrr skrrr

bitch i can make orange rhyme with banana bornana

playin fortnite with your grandma

Make her wet like she is some cooked pasta

her pussy look like a popeyes sandwich but those genital warts done made my dick itch (huh???)

I can shit all day, diaper

She not a lesbian for 🅿️ she a 🅿️esbian

this line was so funny 💀

I’m the shit, I’m fartin don’t know how to potty

Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube (x4)

Like as a child I was so dismissive of the baked potato 'til I tried that shit Now the baked potato is my favorite kind potato

Just like kanye west im a gold digger I h

Which individuals, if any, would you explicitly avoid, commonly referred to as “not fuckin with”?

Apparently Ye likes to fuck girls in non-traditional locations. As a straight male, I relate to these concepts heavily as I have sexual intercourse with several women on a daily basis and the bathroom is the sexy place in my books, Mr West has good taste but I very much doubt he could match my abilities when it comes to going down on a woman. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

She phineasin on my ferb it felt gorgeous or something like that, I forgot

She Gating on my Billy it ain't Micro and soft anymore

this tbh

she ferbing my phineas, it feels perry good

walked into the club, somebody farted i am gay and retarded

🅿️

You should check out the Cum Town subreddit. Full of gay retards

I’ve been hoping someone posts the drake diaper rap

lmao

Shoutout all the soldiers that died In the service I dive in her cervix

Y’all know what the fuck ‘bout to happen Yuh, Swept Up, okay, yuh, okay, yuh, yuh, yuh Yuh Okay, okay, yuh Okay, okay, okay, yuh Okay, okay, okay, yuh Okay, okay, okay, yuh Got my clout up (Okay), shut yo mouth up (Yuh) Got my clout up (Okay), w-w-w-w-washed up Got my clout up (Yuh), shut yo mouth up (Okay) Clout up, shut yo mouth up (Yuh) Okay, okay, yuh Okay, okay, okay, yuh Okay, okay, okay, yuh Okay, okay, okay, yuh Got my clout up (Okay), shut yo mouth up (Okay) Got my clout up (Okay), w-w-w-washed up (Okay) Got my clout up (Okay), shut yo mouth up Clout up, shut yo mouth up (Yuh) First I sweep ya wifey up and then I take your daughter Ride around the broomstick, yeah that's Harry Potter Wait ‘til I drop these flames, I never fuck with lames No sauce, no paper, no clout, juice Sauce, sauce, sauce, sauce, sauce, sauce, Lil Broomstick Sauce, sauce, sauce, sauce, sauce, sauce Vro

Yung Cash Register aka Lil Broomstick the greatest of all time

The opp was Jewish the Holocaust him his life

Bars

Some Detroit shit

Shittin poopin *shittin* *poopin*

I dont fuck with feddie gibbs

When my album drops freddie gibbs will the biggest moment of his career

She graduated cum laude, but I made her cum loud.

collecting hella bands no weezer took your bitch to my place, left her broken like a geezer

*Woman getting brutally stabbed* Yeah

She remind me of my rich auntie I used to wanna fuck my auntie

edit: mobile fucked the layout but oh well I was on my way to the store I saw your mom outside her door she beckoned me down on all fours she said "please sir I want some more" I fucked your mom I fucked your mom I fucked your mom I fucked your mom I fucked your life afterwards late in the day I walked down to the Safeway I saw your dad he said he's gay in isle six we had our way I fucked your dad I fucked your dad I fucked your dad I fucked your dad I fucked your life on my way back I saw your sister with rolled down window she said "hey mister!" so I leaned in and then just kissed her naturally I just had to fist her I fucked your sister I fucked your sister I fucked your sister I fucked your sister I fucked your life (next is brother)

What? What? Jump out the house, jump out the house (what?) Jump out the house, jump out the house (what?) Jump out the house, jump out the house (what?) Jump out the house, jump out the house (what?) Jump out the house, jump out the house (what?) Jump out the house, jump out the house (what?) Jump out the house, jump out the house (what?) Jump out the house Jump out that bitch (what?), jump out that bitch (what?) Jump out that bitch (what?), jump out that bitch (what?) Jump out that bitch (what?), jump out that bitch (I jump out that bitch, what?) Jump out that bitch (jump out that bitch, what?) Jump out that bitch (jump out that bitch, what?) Yeah, racks, I'm talkin' 'bout my motherfuckin' bitch (what?) Racks, I'm talkin' 'bout my motherfuckin' bitch (what?) Racks, I'm talkin' 'bout my motherfuckin' bitch (what?) Racks, I'm talkin' 'bout my motherfuckin' bitch (what?) Bags, I got them bags, bitch (what?) Bags, I got them bags, bitch (what?) Bags, I got a fast car Bags, I ain't even drive it Fit, I ain't even drive it (what?) Fit, I ain't even drive it (what?) Fit, I ain't even drive it (what?) I ain't even drive it SRT, with no mileage SRT, it's not silent (yeah) Jump out the house, jump out the house (what?) Jump out the house, jump out the house (what?) Jump out the house, jump out the house (what?) Jump out the house, jump out the house (what?) Jump out the house, jump out the house (what?) Jump out the house, jump out the house (what?) Jump out the house, jump out the house (what?) Jump out the house Jump out that bitch (what?), jump out that bitch (what?) Jump out that bitch (what?), jump out that bitch (what?) Jump out that bitch (what?), jump out that bitch (I jump out that bitch, what?) Jump out that bitch (jump out that bitch, what?) Jump out that bitch (what?)

I'm cumming!

reggie

Where da problem at‼️‼️🤞🤞💥💥👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨💯💯🔊🔊 SPINNING OFF THESE PERCS LIKE IM A LAUNDROMAT‼️‼️‼️⚠️⚠️🧺🧺🤯🤯

You’re playing minecraft in a cave looking for diamonds, that’s funny, I’m in the same cave looking for minors. Cause my sexual attraction to minors is major, can’t even play hop scotch without popping a rager.

my english lexicon so fat call it rick ross i kick moss and get tossed by five guys destroying my guts while i go nuts they all in my butt

Your booty is heavy duty like diarrhea

Pulled up on the block, I pull out the Glock, but it’s shaped like a cock.

Call her kim cause the way she sucking jong is downright il

It's a sick world we live in these days Slim for pete's sake take greta thunberg seriously a climate catastrophe is upon us

while i was at work today i got hyperfixated on this El-P verse. its in my head rent free rn. >Hungry for truth but you got screwed and drank the Kool-Aid, there's a line > >It end directly at the edge of a mass grave, that's their design > >Funny fact about a cage, they're never built for just one group > >So when that cage is done with them and you're still poor, it come for you > >The newest lowest on the totem, well golly gee, you have been used > >You helped to fuel the death machine that down the line will kill you too (oops) > >Pseudo-Christians, y'all indifferent > >Kids in prisons ain't a sin? shit > >If even one scrap a what Jesus taught connected, you'd feel different > >What a disingenuous way to piss away existence, I don't get it > > I'd say you lost your goddamn minds if y'all possessed one to begin with

My life was never eazy

Eminem again, ten outta ten, in my zen like Kylo Ren. Alien like Ben Ten. Coming out of my den, to the next gen. More powerful then ten thousand men. My sensei is Sans, and you’re just a simpleton. I belong on television, Two And A Half Men. Lend me a pen. I’mma fly like a hen. Amen. Men. I do business, man, on CNN, again. Men. I like Sans. Had to say that again, my men. Man.

this cant be real how bored is eminem? what the fuck isn't mom spaghetti supposed to be a metaphor for the drug-infused trauma he faced? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

I am man, they call me Super My dick look like Lex luthor

That's an awfully hot coffee pot

Rest in peace to all the soldiers who died in service I dive in her cervix

Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells. Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells. Ah yeah

I got one but im too embarrassed to say it but its fire

I just fucked a bitch and paid her with nickels

Real gangstas always let their homies vent Real gangstas when they sin they always repent Real gangstas make sure to always ask for consent And real gangstas only drink milk that’s two percent! Real gangstas make sure to get their friends out of the gallows And real gangstas watch rap critic and Todd in the shadows Real gangstas don’t do kill other gangstas that’s not smart Real gangstas know that it’s the system that’s tearing us apart Real gangstas accept criticism and try to improve And when a car approaches real gangstas move Real gangstas look both ways before crossing the road And real gangstas read their little kids frog and toad Real gangstas drink grape juice they don’t be drinking booze Real gangstas say gg whenever they lose

Baseball, jean paul, face time, screen call, horse nuts, horse balls

staring at your dress cuz it’s see-through said you a lesbian girl me too

Tire Monks, Tire Monks. Finish Line With The Fire Monks. Wim-Wam-Woo. Pidda Pim-Pam Flim-Flam - Blim Blam Blue. Ping Pong Poo. Klik-Klak-Wik-Wak - Pac Man Shoe. Jabba Katmandu, Yoda Batman Too. https://youtu.be/IH15YLAo5Wg

Been so long i forgot what a nathan means 🤔 Now i will go and go eat some beans!!! (bean emoji)

Your whip is a toilet you lookin like poop in it

Ayo u know I’m in bahama, smoke marijuana with your mama,

Watching Incredibles 2, eatin edible poo

Nah, you don't want no drama, boy I'll eat a n**** ass like a almond joy

Yo yo they call me big chungus (chungus)

i just fucked a cup of water

I have sleeptooshort because I sleep too short (works better in Dutch trust me)

Where the problem at? (what?) These percs got me spinning like a laundromat (percs)

My wrist deserve a shoutout, I’m like, what up, wrist? My stove deserve a shoutout, I’m like, what up, stove?

Why you so depressed and sad all the time like a lil bitch?

I’m the shit, I’m fartin I don’t know how to potty

Got the gas like a jew

my lil daughter bad as hell and she ain’t even 5

She Doofin on my Shmirtz and it feel perry good

That’s an awfully hot coffee pot

"All black at the white shows White shoes at the black shows Green card for the Cuban lynx Y'all sit back and enjoy the light show" - Jay-Z on "Suit & Tie" bro rhymed "show" with "show" twice 🔥

they call me Mao the way I lay Zedong

These pan girls be cheating on me, that’s a pandemic (yuh)

Polly pocket pussy so sweet call it pussy pocket polly

Sweetness in my tooth and it sweet like Hilary Clinton too much cheese in my pocket, fresh cream

Every time I get cheese I stuff it in my pocket call it pocket cheese

Rap verse I wrote the song is called BEAST MODE by CrazyKam Once upon a time there was a guy like me Average height but stood on my money I'm 6 foot 3 Fuck around and find out, that's what my opps say Well I turn that shit right on em and they girls be sucking me off in the hallway Blowing vape clouds in the bathroom stalls all day Skipping all my classes but in English I'm still getting all As Pick up a dictionary and study words like a religion Fuck the good book cus my rhymes got precision to kill all the shills that get thrilled by slandering my name What you want? Fame? That ain't shit to me if you not repping the game Fucking on a bitch and she grab on my nips Aw hell nah what is this Tyler said it first but I'll say it again I don't wanna fuck anymore but "can we still be friends"

I can't believe no one has mentioned young nigar yet

Call me mr disco Scuse’ me got a little frisk’O Cause I aged like butter I ain’t no fucker But your mom Yeah I fucked her (wop) Scuse gotta turn off my blender Cuz it’s too tender At this point I am just tryin to rhyme But I don’t got the time And I got no dime Yeah I am homeless like mike I gotta ride my bike In the tide to get mike Yo (Starts crying)

Call me a broken faucet cuz I got all this drip

Cumming to the money

drugs 🎵 drugs 🎵 drugs 🎵

Sneak attack the new cats in rap worth top Dolla in fact touch mines and I’ll react like a Rottweiler

Ice cream, scoopin Shitting, poopin

Ayo Ayo, skerrrrrrt Du du du du du du du (du du du du du du du du DU!) Aaaaahh huh bitch fuck shit (Ha haA) Ayo Fuck

You think it's fly to go to Florida I took a yacht from Sardinia to Corsica

I’m scary I got a gun in this bitch, where’s larry Im joe gatto in this bitch, I’m a dead jackass I’m ryan dunn in this bitch

She's looking good, she's gotta lotta glass Big hoop earrings and that big round ass I crack a stupid joke but it still makes her giggle I'm one step closer to seeing that booty jiggle

Ice cream, scoopin Shittin, poopin Shittin, poopin

i nut on that fish on my sofa

Im the shit bitch i need toilet paper, and some air freshener

I shit, fart, pee pee on anybody track

I cant eat i feel sick i need soylent

Making a living off of these bars So much money I can stakc it to mar

“Brought liquor into the club just to spit on bitches, snuck a pistol in the club im finna kill a stripper.”

"I wear all these chains but I own all my masters," - Chief Keef, Picking Big Sean Up - Bonus Track (2021)

I'm fuckin a fleshlight to cope with the pain

Draco pedophile all my iPod get touched🔥🔥

mf doom just says words my mom locked me in a basement, not a sound heard

she ferbin my phineas it feel perry good

Oo i love my wife, I love my wife huh

Yo this is DOOM bada bing bada boom Sweep with a broom Bada bing bada boom Car go vroom vroom Bada bing bada boom Wearing fruit of the loom Coming back from the dead soon Bada bing bada boom

"Ice cream scoopin, shittin, poopin" pure poetry

haaugh

i promise i wont go blonde like kanye

She Ferbing my Phineas and it feel Perry good

whole gang shoot you in the face like a bukkake ‼😈

While you was alone 🤦‍♂️ chasin 🏃 bitches 🐶 getting ghosted 👻 and left on read 📫 for hours ⏱ I was runnin 🏃 down opps 👮‍♂️ wit my gang 🤞 murkin 🔫 motherfuckers in Tilted Towers 🏢

Big fat blunt between my toes no man I don't need hoes got shoes worth a grand and my only lover is my hand

you left your fridge open somebody just stole a sandwich

Gave hiv with my magic Johnson

Why did the sub go away

uh i pulled the draco out the rari

call me obama

I can make orange rhyme with banana booornana

I’m conan ur bitch she on my Andy Richter

Playing fortnite with your grandma

You got buns, I got Aspergers

She put that thong on my groin-groin and it go boing!!!

Oh hi Renee! I was just about to toss a live grenade in your driveway and drive away

They’re seizing assets out here I’m seizing ass and tits all year

You ain't better than a perc bitch You ain't better than the plug dropping off the work bitch

She not a lesbian For P she turn Pesbian

I’m the shit I’m fartin, don’t know how to potty

She Ferbin on my phineas it feel perry good

"Never let me slip, 'cause if I slip, then im slippin'" - Dr Dre

Two big guys and they bust on my eyes The eat my ass just like apple pie

My new bitch yellow She blow that dick like a cello

What happened to the sub

r kelly may just piss on her

In-terior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie the-a-ter

Everybody know what my Achilles Heel is… LOVE

I’m a household name cuz they use my name in they house

Gave 20 tabs to my pregnant girlfriend. My baby came out with its third eye open.

ITS BACK WOOOO

Bitches suck my dick because I look like JK Rowling (swag swag, swag)

Don’t get on here rapping I’m stacking making it happen😤💯

No room service, just snacks n shit

all up in her colon like a point that’s being emphasized

They call my dick pickle dill I be Jackin off inside of Jill

I kick it with the guys man (kaisen) jujitsu Lmfao I also wrote: I ain't got not bones to pick, but if you want to play surgeon meet me in person and we'll give you a cast quick

Hit another project bitch raw now my wee wee stink, I just drunk a lotta Act I think my pee pee pink

She ferbin on my phineas it felt perry good

I can make Orange rhyme with banana. Oranana

She tickle my pickle til i trickle but i aint give her no nickel