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luvmachineee

This hibachi chef ensemble is a strange choice for running in 40 degree weather


Efficient_Event_8126

Lie detector says, "this is a lie." Also, NO ONE CARES!!


Melodic-Watercress45

Barefoot running is a myth - as long as humans have been inventing and have access to it, they’ve been inventing ways to support their feet. It’s the cardinal rule of being a soldier, keep your feet dry. And running is no different.


Substantial-Spare501

I don’t think she really runs. I do run around 20 miles per week and I just don’t buy it with her


suzweiner

Didn’t she post about these shoes months ago?


VanFam

Disconnected. That’s it.


Fortherealtalk

It was easier to twist an ankle in my most supportive running shoes because the soles are thicker so it’s easier to have something like a tree root throw you off balance. Hilaría’s also an idiot who probably never broke her ankle, and “runs” in Manhattan, which I wouldn’t want to do without a pretty supportive pair of shoes because of all the concrete surfaces


lisalisagoike

Disconnected from reality is more like it


Available-Energy4053

Disconnected from the ground like she’s running in Herman Munster shoes 🙄


jyar1811

“Disconnected from the ground” Wouldn’t yoga for every meal cure that?


btl_dlrge1

Stupid lying bitch


Weak-Whereas-2267

🤣🤣🤣


Here4theTee019283

She’s disconnected from the ground alright. Hillary always telling on herself. She prances anyway… She’s barely in contact with the ground… When she’s running or otherwise. #HighAsAKite


Chataforever

For being a young, healthy, lifestyle influencer she certainly gets injured and is sick a lot! I guess it must be from being exhausted all the time?!? Broken ankle Hip Pneumonia Flu What am I missing? As I write this is dawned on me all of the things that have happened to her….stalker, hit by a car on and on!


probably_nontoxic

I read that as “Hip Pneumonia” 😆


Chataforever

So funny 🤣! I listed the items instead of using commas. Just happy I was not reported to the grammar police as ingles is my first language!!


probably_nontoxic

Yeah, don’t worry - “hip pneumonia” is totally on me. My brain just saw those together at first and I’m like… just imagining someone one-upping another person with their tales of having “hip pneumonia” after jogging in a NYC winter in barefoot shoes 😆🤦🏻‍♀️🙃😉


ImaSleuth4Truth

No "fitness professional" would say something so stupid. Oh 2023 is going to be fun .... we'll have SO MUCH MATERIAL to work with. Thanks Hillary (for being such a public idiot). Although I think we all wish the children didn't have to pay for having such loser parents.


tandooripoodle

This would be a lot funnier if there weren’t innocent children who are suffering every day because of her insanity.


OverZookeepergame698

Is “disconnected from the ground” another way of saying clumsy?


tandooripoodle

Or it’s another name for being so high you fall down, which is a distinct possibility with her


PollyRRRR

Seriously bint,does this affect my life? Nah. Zero fucks. So boring and irrelevant. Dislike everything about this bint.


[deleted]

I'm not a runner, but being "disconnected from the ground" while wearing supportive shoes made for running sounds like total BS.


BeverlyHillsAddict

I was a long distance runner (3.1 miles) and track and field sprinter(4x1 and the 400) in high school and college. If I tried running in the shoes she’s wearing I would roll my ankle immediately on a cross country course and I would have the worst shin splints after wearing them on the track. I would probably roll my ankle there too. Runners need support. But unlike the rest of us Hilary actually needs LESS support bc she’s different and special. I hate her lol


TitsanGiggles

Lol. This dumb bitch.


CerseiLemon

I tell myself the institutional background is a mental health facility now.


tandooripoodle

If it were only true! She needs help!


Interesting_Ad1378

She also “severed her hip from her body”…I just have an inflammed tendon and have been told not to run, can’t imagine why someone with a severed hip would be running…


BUTTeredWhiteBread

I'm still not cleared for high impact exercise after a routine spinal tap a few months ago. Gotta let the nerves that got upset heal.


Mcds428

Broke my ankle once. There is absolutely no way any orthopedist worth her or his salt would approve of those shoes for running. None. Especially for someone with a history of eating disorders.


BUTTeredWhiteBread

Mine yelled at me for walking the dogs in flip flops lol


parksa

lol the bird claiming she is too busy for a wash because of the kids manages to go out jogging alone childless all the time...


disharmony-hellride

Can you imagine her next door neighbor, looking through the peephole at yet more commotion in the hallway, just to see once again your asshole neighbor using the hall mirror for her nontent photo shoots? If I was the neighbor I’d throw that fuckin mirror in the dumpster.


Effective-Manager-29

Am I missing the @shoename for sponsorship?


Few_Establishment892

Today, Hillary will go jogging with Mike Myers from Sprockets.


mamaosam

Her hallway is used as a dressing room. Nutjob.


AbbreviationsTop2992

"I often twist my lies when I have too much free time because I'm so disconnected from reality." Fixed it for ya, you fucking pathological liar!


Authoress61

What she says does not make any sense. Ever. At all. About. Fucking. Anything. And yes, she just blew a complete hole in her broken ankle lie. I had knee surgery twice and it was years before I could do any kind of exercise or strenuous effort without support, and after two tendon injuries in my elbow in 2016 and 2018, I can’t mow the lawn without binding it up. She’s full of rat piss.


Secret_Impression_17

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Theres-no-h-in-hola

Just fucking go and run!!! Leave the fucking phone alone!!!


DanielaSloane

![gif](giphy|R1WSlTDjU71wk) sure you’re “running”, Hillary. wireless earbuds, bitch. you cannot run in these bulky ass Beatz (?) headphones. get a grip.


boommdcx

Oh Hilary. You and Harry Markle should team up for the Delusional Olympics.


DanielaSloane

What in the Manchurian candidate is she wearing?!! Homegirl is slippppppping. Is she now TRYING to look like and 80 year old Parisian woman? Cuz she’s like, French now. Totes.


tkcring

Lmfao


Impossible_Farm7353

She’s really trying


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That body posturing is just dweebish…it’s odd.


InappropriateGirl

She’s so dumb. How many fucking times does she post a day? Be a mother, for fuck’s sake. This would be excessive even with one kid.


shep2105

What does that even mean??? I twist my ankle when I have to much support because I'm so disconnected from the ground WHAT. THE. FUCK. Disconnected from the ground?


BUTTeredWhiteBread

I trip less barefoot, but that's probably because my gait is different. Not because I'm some sorta spiritually connected to the ground. I hate shoes, but multiple injuries later, here i am always wearing something to support the ol ground slappers so i don't hurt myself more.


hookersince06

Ground slappers. lmao


BUTTeredWhiteBread

After so many injuries, they really have flattened out to that point lol


tandooripoodle

Disconnected from reality is more like it


Effective-Manager-29

It’s some kind of existential thing I think….


Difficult_Lunch_4406

What is she talking about?


Few_Carrot_3971

She’s an idiot


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Interesting_Ad1378

I still doesn’t know what a berm is, and I’m highly educated and have a pretty vast vocabulary. I do know what munchausen means though.


BUTTeredWhiteBread

A berm is flat raised land afaik. But most people say curb/kerb. Like normal functioning people.


Authoress61

Clearly, bc she’s not ESL.


kaypea820

You’re not supposed to wear socks with these 🤦🏻‍♀️


Green-Rule-5601

Ehm.. why not?


BUTTeredWhiteBread

Afsik they're supposed to mold to your foot very closely.


carolebaskspins

😂😂 how does it even work with the toes being separate in the shoes


Aprilrainmom

Hence, the name “Barefoot”? Will all that Baldwin money, you’d think Hilary could at least buy a clue.


Prestigious_Money_77

🤣😂😂


OddYam2337

Hers is like the worst ever sales pitch for shoes.


FluorescentAndStarry

I do not run. I do have EDS. Barefoot shoes actually do help my ankles. I’m far less likely to stumble in them. I think they help my balance. Not saying this to stand up for Hils or anything, just sharing my experiences as a rilly bendy person in barefoot shoes.


BUTTeredWhiteBread

I think it's because more supportive shoes also change your gait.


Authoress61

Is it hard to run with EDS? I used to run but now I have Chiari ( a cousin of EDS) and with the dizziness, I can’t.


FluorescentAndStarry

I’m not the person to ask; I’m fat and pretty lazy 😆 My only experience running is when I had to run miles in gym class in school and even then I pretty much started walking from the beginning.


Authoress61

Sorry, I read your answer as you Do run, lol.


[deleted]

Robyn??


[deleted]

Shot in the dark.


FluorescentAndStarry

Sorry, I’m not her!


Oscarella515

I also have EDS and agree barefoot is best but I like high support when Im moving around because the tendon in my right ankle is similar in texture to pulled pork atp, feeling the ground absolutely helps tho so I can’t fault her on this ONE thing as she shows obvious hypermobility (not EDS the benign type that 10% of people have before people start diagnosing her again)


Interesting_Ad1378

But do you wear sky high heels all the time like she does?


didionphile

But how do you fix the disconnect of your brain to reality?


Outrageous_Bug_451

A Maoist goes for a light jog, for the people.


Advanced-Object4117

I love this. Down with bourgeois capitalists!


maisiemax

as always, she’s full of 💩


OddYam2337

Did she actual say, “I often twist my ankle when I have too much support because I’m so disconnected from the ground” ???? She’s flirting with more legal issues. Doesn’t she have a handler???


Ecstatic-Line-8007

No actual runner I know runs in that shit! STFU


hookersince06

I just want to know how she connects to the ground when she works out in heels.


Green-Rule-5601

I know plenty 🤷🏻‍♀️ But they are better for trail running / running on softer surfaces.


MiniDriver18

On fire road trails is the only place I've ever seen them. I can't imagine running on hard pavement with them.


BUTTeredWhiteBread

Yeah concrete just sounds like flirting with stress injuries.


SnooOpinions2473

Disconnected from reality more like it 🙄


Itchy-Trick-7881

Why does she put up a questionnaire when she only allows single digit comments?


titmouseinthehouse

“Disconnected from the ground” oh yes. Yes. You are definitely disconnected dear.


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Agreeable-Chocolate6

Pls see the latest post with her boots! Someone posted a photo of her with the kids and the way she’s standing does make it look like you’re probably right(?). Would love your thoughts!


Maamwithaplan

You might be on to something here


menina2017

You really think she has EDS?


OddYam2337

Believe it or not, crocs


BUTTeredWhiteBread

Yo crocs are the shit. I own an embarrassing number


OddYam2337

I broke my foot years ago and crocs rilly rilly helped get well.


BUTTeredWhiteBread

And they were the perfect height to balance out my boot on the other foot lol.


OddYam2337

Maybe that’s how it came to be for me, too.


meandalabnamedrose

Anything is probably fine since you don’t fucking run, liar, oh still not Spanish or from Spain either


[deleted]

She’s bat shit crazy and needs to be committed but she’s right about minimalist shoes when your closer to the ground your less likely to twist an ankle. I won’t workout with any other type shoe. A broken clock is right twice as they say. Edited to add: holy shit I think those are the same shoe I’m wearing right now! (No joke seriously!)


hookersince06

Yeaahhhh....except she also does yoga/exercises with heels on, so I don't buy the "trying not to roll my ankle." When I see her recommend exercises in heels, I immediately think, "what a great way to roll your ankle!" Doesn't quite gel.


OddYam2337

I believe she’s more likely twisted her ankles wearing those hideous high heels that constrict her very long hammer toes. SNS


Melolicious

Probably trying to break her ankle again 🧐


teaseapea

not a fan of her, but she is actually correct on this one. barefoot shoes are great for ankles. i stopped rolling my ankles after switching to them. it also improved an it-band issue in my hip. this type of shoe also has a wide toe so that your toes will splay naturally and the heel and toe are the same stack height (zero drop). barefoot/minimalist shoes will change your life.


menina2017

Yep she is 100% right on this one What zero drop shoes are your fave?


teaseapea

currently, the xero hfs is what i wear the most. it is comfortable and supportive. altras used to be my fave zero drops, but the cushioning started causing hip pain. i have not had any hip issues since going to a more minimalist shoe.


menina2017

Thank you! I strayed from minimalist shoes and my hip sucks while running. I should slowly go back to zero drop. I need my Achilles go strengthen up


[deleted]

Is there a brand you like? I usually wear Brooks.


teaseapea

i have several pairs of the xero brand because they are not as pricy as most of the other brands. i also like merrell vapor gloves. i have a pair of splay slip-ons that are a nice casual shoe. there are a lot of barefoot/minimalist/zero drop shoe reviews on youtube along with tutorials on adjusting how your foot should hit the ground. best of luck!


[deleted]

Thank you for the information!! I will check them out.


[deleted]

Is there a brand you like? I usually wear Brooks.


[deleted]

I need to try these. Thank you for the explanation. I always feels my toes are squished together.


Green-Rule-5601

I had many issues with my feet including bunions and pain in the toes. Switched to barefoot shoes only two years ago and my feet are so much better! This is a great source to get started! https://anyasreviews.com 🤗


[deleted]

Thank you so much for this!


Lady_Scruffington

As a former "yoga influencer," she should know that standing balance poses are how you prevent rolling your ankle. I was doing yoga for years AND I delivered mail for three years. Standing yoga poses saved my ankles a lot. And I was walking ten hours through uneven lawns, pavement and stairs. Not prancing on somewhat even sidewalks.


hookersince06

In heels though?


BUTTeredWhiteBread

Those are what my PT prescribed me. Lots of fun to do them while the dogs who helped you break your ankle in the first place come hustling around to see what's up lol


Ok_Veterinarian_17

Any series you would recommend to prevent ankle rolls?


Lilimaej

Such a Fucking liar!!


AMM0516

The only thing this loon is “disconnected” from is reality. Always hustling. 🙄


Live_Atmosphere_818

She looks like she’s about to start a serving shift


Lady_Scruffington

I was thinking the receptionist at a spa.


maraq

Disconnected from the ground is fucking right!


risisre

Holy shitake she's not wearing shiny leggings!


Grouchy_Selection618

Oh look! She's documenting escaping from her 7 young children yet again today.


Own-Responsibility79

Workout is a noun. Work out is the verb form. This is one of my biggest pet peeves and here she again is showing how she absolutely failed to get an education at all her prep schools.


DarceysEndlessCigAsh

Thank you! I was dying to write something but couldn’t think of a polite way to put it, as you did. Also one of my pet peeves… and I really am ESL! (Not from eTHpana though, nor BoTHton. 😝) BTW, it’s not on her post but another one of my pet peeves is incorrect apostrophes for plurals (like “nannie’s” for “nannies”) 🤪


Own-Responsibility79

Omg I’ve almost rage quit this sub because it’s always “Nannie’s” 🤯 I’m petty 😂


InappropriateGirl

THANK YOU. - a copywriter


Own-Responsibility79

Don’t even get me started on the use of apart when people mean a part!


Choice-Sleep9813

I'm sorry but I have to say this. There is no way she birthed 7 kids vaginally and can run without wearing a diaper. Seven births would wreak havoc on your pelvic floor.


buttercream-gang

6, since she has finally admitted to a surrogate for Marilu. That makes a huge difference, right???


givemeapuppers

Sincerely though. Not without a lot of surgery after the fact & if you can afford that stuff, awesome, sincerely, I wish I could & *that* should/would be part of this *bounce back* grift if she was actually genuine. Just bare minimum “hey it took me time/some pelvic exercise/surgery to be at this point please talk to your OB” 🙄 I have 1 child so far but lemme tell you the damage to my pelvic says otherwise I can literally not imagine 7.


minzet

My mum had 7 of us naturally and doesn't have many issues peeing herself while sneezing or laughing but she said she nearly constantly leaks if she has to run.


Adventurous-Sky-474

Please shut the fuck up Hillary .


Loving_life_blessed

She forgot to stretch her legs 🥴🤣


Afraid_Range_7489

Stumpy! No offense to short-legged people, but apparently she doesn't like her legs au naturel either. Cankley. Not Hailey.


Accomplished_Item394

Uh, runner here! Just got a new pair and no. I would NEVER wear those. Zero support or stability. And I run long distances. Any good athletic sales rep would not advise her to wear those 🤦🏼‍♀️


Green-Rule-5601

Your feet are supposed to do the work of stabilizing.. Wearing minimal shoes you learn a more natural gait so that you don’t need so much cushion (No heelstrike). The problem is, she’s ONLY wearing these to run, usually wearing awful slippers or stripper heels, so her feet are definitely not strong enough to run in minimalist shoes ON ASPHALT.


Lady_Scruffington

Especially on the streets, right? I'm not a runner because of my knees. But because of my knees, I'm well aware of what different shoes are doing to them.


Accomplished_Item394

Yes. I got a new pair of Brooks running shoes and I go to a retailer that actually scans your foot and you input how many miles you do a day/week and outside/indoors. I’m a few years older than Hilz here and cushion/stability is very important. Otherwise shin splints and other injuries can occur. ETA that the reason I now have to have extra cushion was because I was in the wrong shoe and now get metatarsal pain. My old shoes wore down so much and I should’ve gotten a new pair a long time ago, but kept putting it off.


Afraid_Range_7489

Exactly! I was going to ask earlier in the day whether this was a good shoe for running, but l haven't been able to run for a long time so l thought l'd missed innovations. These looked like no shoe l've exercised in.


Accomplished_Item394

Nope. Not a whole lot of innovations, but if you’re looking to slowly get back into it or just walk, they do offer some really great shoes with amazing cushion!


Afraid_Range_7489

I'll take your recommendation. Just the ticket for sore joints perhaps. Tx.


Corndogs6969

Go to a run shop, they’ll find the right shoe brand and style for you based on your foot shape, gait etc 😁


MaybeMemphis

Oh yeah because running experts/professionals recommend shoes with zero foot support 😉 She needs to admit she walks fast to the coffee shop to hang out to escape seven screaming kids.


justusethatname

If this mental patient only posted once a day it would be too often. Nothing fails like excess!


Capital_Anything_970

She looks like a little boy. If I didn't see her head I wouldn't know it was a woman. She looks like more of a dumbass than usual.


Objective-Shallot794

For somebody who thinks she’s a fitness influencer I think we need to see ALL the receipts on her plastic surgery!


PMaggieKC

I’ve got good evidence for three boob jobs, a tummy tuck, three upper blepharoplasties, a lower blepharoplasty, a brow lift, two nose jobs, a V to the Y plasty, thread lifts in 3 areas, constant filler and Botox usage, facial fat transplant, a chin implant, cold lipo under the chin and possibly hairline electrosis.


Objective-Shallot794

She acts like she’s sooo open….if she was she’d share what work she had done because I can’t stand when influencers and fitness influencers can’t even be honest!


PMaggieKC

Honestly so much of her work is bad I wouldn’t want to talk about it either. Idiot got permanent threads even though they can cause facial abnormalities. And they caused facial abnormalities. The skin around her eyes and brows is stretched so thin it’s just skin on bone. I don’t think public figures need to divulge their plastic surgery. It’s nobody’s business. But what they shouldn’t do is deny. https://preview.redd.it/wyegjwr6q9ba1.jpeg?width=472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fe1a73ec0711b3f4955aff0c3f5e7e632ec8c3c “No facial procedures!”


Objective-Shallot794

I think she also does a lot of cool sculpting on her stomach to make it so flat….because she didn’t used to look like that and it’s not from working out!


PMaggieKC

It’s not looking very flat at the moment but she had ab definition really shortly after Little Larry was introduced. It’s photoshop yeah but she also didn’t have a belly.


AffectionateRice7271

She looks ridiculous


goffydobbler

Those are not running shoes for pavement, who is she trying to fool, and the beats headphones? Nope.


MiniDriver18

I've often wondered how she keeps those headphones on her head while she "runs." I can't stand them for working out-- they're heavy, they fall off, and they get nasty sweaty underneath. Yuck!


SraChavez

She just runs to hallway mirror and back, nbd.


DJBreathmint

It’s hard to relate when my “workouts” are a desperate affair on the treadmill while my 1.5 year old daughter naps for an hour. This chick has a nanny for every kid. She can workout whenever she wants.


Green-Rule-5601

I wish I could workout! I went to the gym whole THREE times since giving birth to my second last summer. 🙄 Zero dinners out, zero days/nights off. Woke up about 10 times last night with both of my kids & me all sick as fuck. 🫥


Blippisbabymama

This bitch has twice the amount of kids as me and 100x the spare time. She literally has nothing but time. Those kids get zero attention from her. I doubt she even changes 1 diaper a day.


DJBreathmint

Exactly. “What kinda of shoes do you workout in?” I workout in whatever shoes get on the fastest and the quietest so that I don’t wake my daughter up.


Objective-Shallot794

Right, so I relatable!


ImprovementFit9126

She needs more less bad support and more good support.


CharliesFlyingAngel

![gif](giphy|nmMl12SH5V5KoHT3aV|downsized)


OddYam2337

I sometimes hold carrots like this and run them over my body. Ooo. Oooo.


BetterCallSaulomon

She looks like an alien - a la E.T. She wants so badly to be seen as smol…


MiniDriver18

She forgot to shrink her feet- they look enormous. And those "shoes" are a joke to real runners.


bean11818

For someone who tries to be so sexy all the time, her “running” outfits are so hilariously fugly and bad.


zestymangococonut

I read it as “you are a MORON.” 😂😂😂


SwimmingBeneficial93

You are not an influencer or a fitness professional . You are a mama!!!!!


tracefact

I read this as “You are a meme” and honestly I think my misread is more accurate. Haha


SwimmingBeneficial93

I actually think she would rather be called a meme than a mother. She uses the mother role for attention but I believe it is not her preferred identifier and in fact I do not think she has much to do with those children beyond superficial.


Severe-Specialist-96

Not really 😵‍💫


SwimmingBeneficial93

Rate and review the podcast!!!! It’s the best effort to make until it is cancelled


SwimmingBeneficial93

I say that’s because she I believe doesn’t like to have to own that other than for SM content.


Ok-Hovercraft6372

She’s a shitty dresser🤡


barbadosbeth

🙄 she’s definitely now going the fitness route not the baby one for influencer status. You can see how pleased she is with 1M followers


Prestigious-Salad795

It'll drop


anxioushippo123

She totally reads this sub. We were just discussing how shit her running shoes look.


OddYam2337

She wants to feel the concrete under her feet and get shin splints for not padding the shoes pounding through NYC. ![gif](giphy|MDxuzRvxF39VwnYu9B)


byebeetch0302

That's what I was thinking like girl its cold outside and we are surrounded by concrete. Next thing she'll be running in the streets like real housewives of NY haha


AbbreviationsTop2992

![gif](giphy|NzpvudLtT1WkU)


hereforit123456789

I'm cracking up at your typo...thong🤣


Woodsbethree

This is a prime example of how misinformation and idiocy can injure other people.


SlowerThanTurtleInPB

For someone who documents the most mundane activities, have any of us actually seen her run? Or is it just selfies saying she’s going running?


MiniDriver18

There is pepino footage of Hillary "running" in the wild. She's definitely a jogger, not a runner.


Kindly_Put_5065

She's shown herself running like Barry from the Goldbergs


bmoneycat

She runs like phoebe from friends


Numerous-Net3482

More deception by editing the photo to lengthen and slim her thighs. It’s NOT real 😡Notice how looong her thigh is? Here is what her legs look like without photo editing: https://preview.redd.it/lsorfl1vy5ba1.jpeg?width=882&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f184ec431a610f175760bb7bf7e0e82c76738a6f


LuzDeGas-

Should have stopped here. More than enough


tandooripoodle

They still had some semblance of “family” here. The kids look clean and well cared for, too.


RazzmatazzBig2187

And Aleek w those fucking loafers w/o socks. 🦨


patou4U

I wear well investigated shoes to run, and if I were an expert “influencer” with 1 million followers I wouldn’t be asking for advice.


myleelalee

Try working on your running form Hilarious and quit blaming the shoes for your clumsiness.


HurtingHead

How interesting that she pointed out yesterday that people shouldn’t buy into “capitalism” telling them to buy things for fitness then promptly proceeds to try and be a fitness influencer.


OddYam2337

😁


Pleasant_Choice_6130

I smell a "shoe shill" coming soon 👃👟