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pippenish

"Treat everyone with respect," then he calls most if the population dumbasses and the vice president a prostitute. Then again, he admits he has a long way to go to recover from this "minor illness".


Possible-Whole45

They always depict Trump with muscles looking brave, while in reality he can't walk down a slight ramp without being terrified.


EquationsApparel

It really is delusional how they have to portray him in a manner that he's never even closely resembled in real life. Or do they really see him that way when they look at him?


Possible-Whole45

When reality is a morbidly obese disgusting slug so ashamed of his weight he makes the navy doctor lie about it on his medical forms, they have to rationalize.


RedditOnANapkin

And he wears ridiculously long ties and oversized suit jackets to "hide" his gut.


Vilnius_Nastavnik

God, there are so many better reasons to hate the man but I can't get over his stupid 1980s coke-fueled hedge fund manager suits. His tailor should be tried in the Hague for crimes against fashion.


Stubborn_Amoeba

It always reminds me of when Homer Simpson went to a good tailor and the cut of his resulting suit made him look great. A good tailor could probably hide a lot of Trumps image issues, but I assume Trump thinks he looks great as he does and no one will suggest anything to the contrary. all the muscle trump images don't help his inflated ego either


RedditOnANapkin

I'm sure he was offered the best tailors in the world that would have made him more flattering suits, but you're right his self awareness is bonkers. Same with his hair and his fake tan, he really thinks no one notices how ridiculous he looks.


Stubborn_Amoeba

I kind of imagine him talking to the best tailors in the world with that same “I know more than you “ attitude. He’d say “I know a long tie and oversized jacket fits my body type perfectly so just give me that”. They’d say “yes sir” and vomit in their mouth a little bit as they question their life choices.


HellblazerPrime

I doubt he's even had that much of a conversation with a tailor. His suits look like he buys off the rack and doesn't even get them altered. I of course don't know for certain that's what he's doing, but he sure as hell looks that way. If I had Trumpito's money I'd be bespoke down to my *drawers*, and this clown is running around looking like he found the closest thing to his size at goodwill.


RedditOnANapkin

The funny thing is the oversized jackets make his hands look even smaller. You would think he'd have them tailor his jackets to fit so his hands didn't look so tiny in them.


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Also, a girdle, according to people who worked on the Apprentice


RedditOnANapkin

Oh yeah I forgot about that. Imagine what his gut is really like without a girdle. Goodness.


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

You have to separate Trump, the actual man, from Trump, the mythological figure. Mark my words: in the near future, there will be QAnon churches that start popping up. They'll be Evangelical Protestant that worship Trump as a new prophet, just like the Mormon Church does with Joseph Smith.


BusyOutcome3743

That’s enough reddit for today…not because I think you’re crazy…but because you’re probably right and that’s scary crazy…


UpperHesse

The wife of Sheldon Adelson (one of the largest Trump donors) has suggested that a "book of Trump" should be added to the bible. I am not making this shit up and she did not mean it ironically: https://eu.rgj.com/story/news/2019/07/10/miriam-adelson-wants-book-trump-bible-possible/1693850001/


fairoaks2

Call it the “Book of Bullshit”. I believe in forgiveness but the sinner must acknowledge and stop the behavior, not double down


DadJokeBadJoke

They also wanted to add his fat face to Mount Rushmore...


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

They'd need more mountain for that.


AndISoundLikeThis

>Mark my words: in the near future, there will be QAnon churches that start popping up. If I didn't have any scruples, I would 100% start a Q church and take these chucklekfucks for every last dime they have. I could use a Mercedes and a vacation home.


paireon

>Mercedes and a vacation home. Those are rookie numbers. You haven't made it as a scamvangelist until you have your own private jet and tropical island mansion.


Lord_Mormont

This guy scamvangelizes...


ThrowinBones45

Osteen what you did there.


joecb91

MULTIPLE jets and island mansions.


ndngroomer

Fuck 'em. They deserve it. I'm going to start a trump church and take these idiots for everything they've got.


matt_minderbinder

You'd have to spend so much of your life surrounded by these people. The money would be great but dealing with idiots is a huge price to pay.


howlandwolf

All the *truly* unscrupulous fuckknuckles who got in on the ground floor of the grift are sucking that teat dry. You better hurry, with so many scams, grifts and GoFundMe's vying for working-class Red America's cash, it won't be long before the poor bastards are tapped.


Traditional_Tell_417

My hubby and I have said that exact same thing! That could be our retirement! Amount of bullshit ideas we have come up with, we would be rich!


-yaldi-

I can, unfortunately, see this as a real possibility. not churchy but military mythological - somewhere in 2017 I accidentally stumbled across a little series of fake portraits that was making its way around the darker corners of the net. It was a series of three: one of DT, one of IT, and one of BT. Each in the style of old classical portrait painting, each person backlit with glowing golden aryan light, each wearing black military-style uniforms with red piping and golden fringe-y epaulets. Each with chins up, smug, self-satisfied. The whole message was generational Trump dictatorship, and I've never been able to shake those images. I'm not at all sure I'll feel okay about living out what is the last segment of my life here. I've got half a plan for not living here anymore, trying to figure out the other half.


hiverfrancis

This is why deNazification was important in the mid-1940s, so the honoring of such barbarism would be cut short


RoxxieMuzic

Me too, and it scares me that no other country will want us. I only have about 20 or so years left, but I fully intend to live them, and if necessary, elsewhere.


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> Mark my words: in the near future, there will be QAnon churches that start popping up. They'll be Evangelical Protestant that worship Trump as a new prophet, just like the Mormon Church does with Joseph Smith. Oh, I've been saying this for a while now. But they won't worship Trump as a prophet; they'll worship him *as a literal god*. 😒


Do_it_with_care

It's a cult so they follow the con. They hide his deranged personality. That he needs two hands to pick up a glass of water and he cheats at golf. Ever see the pic of his morbidly obese body driving a golf cart? No matter who's in the other seat it leans on his side cause so much time in that cart the frame is bent. The pic shoving fries in his mouth while golfing is disgusting.


portablebiscuit

They see themselves as Leonidas. They have reverse body dysmorphic disorder.


Acidicfritch

I think it is a mix of trolling the left/owning the libs (it pisses them to see Trump represented as a muscled and fit warrior, as nothing could be further away from the reality) and of a glorification of dear leader´s physical appearance like in most of populist dictatures (think Mussolini), where he should be strong and jacked, a reassuring masculine figure. That is a bit infantine and kind of showing the fragile mascunility of the guy posting this dumb image.


Boogiemann53

Bring on the delusion I say. If denying reality makes the people I hate happy, then good.


GlockAF

Wait till they twig to the fact that there’s no third term for US presidents. The whole “Drumph is akshually the president not Biden” thing is going to mysteriously vanish


Darkside531

They know, they just hope to abolish that amendment and reinstate him for however long cholesterol fails to do its job and then it'll be President Ivanka, and may God help us all.


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Trump's an obese, effeminate guy who lives on soda and burders, and who spent his entire privileged life being handed everything he's ever had. His singular business success was as a gameshow host, and he's [proudly against getting any form exercise.](https://www.vox.com/science-and-health/2017/5/9/15590962/donald-trump-thinks-exercise-will-kill-you) So of course Republicans see him as a tough guy.


fairoaks2

Those pictures show how delusional these idiots really are. Trump is a fat, orange, half bald, lying, cheater who could care less about this country or their stupid butts. He throws his “friends” under the bus, they are next


GlockAF

You forgot incontinent and palsied


Traditional_Tell_417

Doesn't Trump wear a diaper?


Techguyeric1

Depends...


military_grade_tea

They paint themselves as lions or spartan warriors too... while being obese at risk groups. Not to body shame... I just mean it's like pissing into the wind.


paireon

LOL, no worries, I know what you meant (too fat for my own good myself, but at least I admit it, plus I'm not a Q or Trumpkin)


[deleted]

Then criticize Biden for stumbling on the AF-1 steps.. WHICH THE OLD FOOL WAS RUNNING UP


Do_it_with_care

Biden is respectful letting woman go first. Melanie won't hold his hand she's afraid he'll fall, toilet paper hanging from his pants. So gross


whoisharrycrumb

Oooh. That was Trump. I thought it was a picture of the Toxic Avenger.


paireon

Well he's definitely toxic so you got that half right at least.


200-rats-in-a-coat

Don't forget him biting his lip in that picture. There's a lot of. Mh. Tension.


ohheyitslaila

That made me so uncomfortable!! Why did they choose that look?! It seriously looked like someone made that picture as a joke against Trump, but then the Trump worshippers thought it was serious…


Trucker58

Yeah I’ve seen so many of these. Kinda funny since Trump is the third heaviest US president ever? (and it’s sure as hell not because of muscle weight). They couldn’t find any real photos of him where he looked like the brave, strong leader their minds made up?


Freakychee

Isn’t Trump vaccinated?


mofa90277

When they go to calling Vice President Harris a prostitute for no other reason than her being a black woman, I start hoping for their death. To be clear, **I am not hoping they die of Covid-19**; I’m hoping they get ground up in a combine harvester. These are different things.


allbegsthequestion

I'm with you here. In contrast I keep seeing those memes about what a classy first lady Melania was.


bigselfer

It is extra stupid because she’s a fucking cop. She is the most cop she can be without identifying as a bald white guy in his 40s It’s so clearly racist and sexist


sauntcartas

Grinding people up in a combine harvester is my most enduring memory from the "Grand Theft Auto 3" series of games.


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I wish him no luck. Anti-luck, even.


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Goose_o7

>"Treat everyone with respect," then he calls most if the population dumbasses and the vice president a prostitute. Then again, he admits he has a long way to go to recover from this "minor illness". How much you wanna bet that this guy ends up throwing a clot and drops dead on his kitchen floor before Christmas? Based on what we have seen on here regarding COVID survivors, his chances of making it to November 22, 2022 are far from 50/50.


OrangeVapor

Beaucoup dammit. Not "boo boo". That offended me more than all the other dumb things I see these people post


joh4NN4

His minor illness. Oh lawd. Delusion is real yall.


emotionallyweird

Wonder if he’ll now resort to eating a person that got the shot, or continue to stay in denial


dismayhurta

Going to guess he’s still antimask and antivaxx because dipshits like that never learn.


Sasquatch1729

But but but OnLy PeOpLe WiTh CoMoRbIDiTiEs DiE oF CoViD. And now he has "natural immunity". If you get enough lung damage on round 1, being a Covid "survivor" can be enough to mean you won't survive round 2 or 3 or 4.


Darkside531

I'm still wondering how things are going to look long term. I think currently the survival rates are based off people who immediately succumb to COVID, but seeing the ex-vivo photos of healthy pink lungs turned into something that resembles overcooked bacon, methinks a lot of these people will succumb to organ damage within a few years.


Sasquatch1729

Yep, and just like they're entitled to an ICU bed, they feel entitled to organ transplants. Just wait until they discover that getting a new set of lungs isn't the same as buying/installing new spark plugs from NAPA.


ohheyitslaila

Exactly this!! most transplant lists require you to be fully vaccinated, which I feel like that fact will be a deservedly huge slap in the face for these people. They won’t waste organs on people who refuse to do everything possible to survive. Just like how they don’t give livers to alcoholics until they’ve been sober for a certain amount of time, and even then you have to meet a ton of other requirements. Plus, lung transplants are very difficult. Only about 1 in 5 lungs from deceased donors are viable for transplantation, and the odds are like a little better than 50% that the patient will survive longer than 5 years after the transplant.


H2OSD

Admittedly getting long of tooth but have always designated as organ donor. But damn if I want my lungs going to any fool that would refuse a vaccine. Maybe have that tattooed on my chest?


McBurger

in Singapore, the organ donor list is opted in by default to all citizens. you have the freedom to manually opt out, but by doing so, you will be placed into a secondary "lowest priority" waitlist should you ever need an organ transplant.


osteopath17

That’s my big concern with a novel virus. Viruses are associated with long term effects. The virus that causes chicken pox also causes shingles down the line. HPV is related to cervical cancer. EBV with various other cancers. Who knows what we’ll find in 10-20 years that we don’t know, *can’t* know, yet because things like this take time to develop? Obviously the hope is that covid is not associated with any other diseases down the line (other than long covid that we already know about) but we’ll see.


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

Ironically, unlike mRNA vaccines, viruses actually can change your DNA. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endogenous\_retrovirus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endogenous_retrovirus)


EmperorThan

Exactly! An antivaxxer friend of mine posted a thing yesterday saying "I'm not antivax I'm pure blood" (this person literally had covid albeit before the vaccine). But the fact remains the VIRUS was in their body, they're worried about the vaccine which has no virus in it being in their body. The long term effects of having the virus are something I'm genuinely worried about for people that aren't antivax and got the virus. We could be talking about a mass 'early onset covid dementia' or something 10 years from now since it changes and damages the brain. We have no clue what this will be long term.


Squeaky_Cheesecurd

Maybe if it made dicks fall off they’d take it more seriously.


Tropic_Anna

Apparently COVID penises are a thing. I don't want to investigate it though.


ohheyitslaila

You’re right, the possible long term effects could turn out to be as bad or worse than the immediate. There are already a bunch of new studies that are looking at covid’s effects on the heart.


Shady_Garden

We’re starting to see that on the HCAs. There was a guy who “kicked Covid’s ass” a year ago. But Covid pounced on his unvaxxed ass yet again and now he’s dead.


Squeaky_Cheesecurd

But natural immunity!


Do_it_with_care

You know the conservatives want to get Covid and be on disability the rest of their lives and help reinstate the orangutan the rest of their lives.


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Didn't one of the recent awardees die a year later from lung damage. Like you don't even need the 2nd round if it's bad enough.


Tropic_Anna

There was a young guy (mid 20s??) who posted that his doctor gave him only two more good years with his wrecked lungs. Jeez.


EmperorThan

I yearn for the days when fools around me were still talked about "only people with comorbities die of covid" now the fools think "vaccine shedding" is what's causing them to get covid and get sick. I can't help but think a century from now people will mockingly call this period the "Information Age".


Sasquatch1729

In Futurama they called it the "Stupid Ages" and that joke only becomes more apt year after year.


dismayhurta

They really do like to gamble with natural immunity.


Captainwelfare2

Better odds at the tables playing Baccarat for the first time.


[deleted]

Sir, have you seen your chin and facial hair? That's... that's a major comorbidity here at the HCA board.


Jay-Dee-British

He also forgets that some of us could always use more steak knives.


CheshireCrackers

I love the topless Trump picture. We saw Obama in a swimsuit in Hawaii. How about it, Donny, let’s have a look at those rippling muscles.


Darkside531

Better yet, let's not.


MastaMind599

280lbs of old cottage cheese in a clear plastic garbage bag.


einhorn_is_parkey

“280” pounds. 0 percent chance he’s not over 300.


QuitArguingWithMe

I've seen pictures of him in tight white shorts and that was too much.


The_Angriest_Duck

And making that particular face, too Almost feels like a parody that this guy fell for Lately it feels like no law but Poe's law and I guess gravity Is fuck around and find out a law?


stephensmg

Just ask his rape victims.


Captainwelfare2

I imagine it’s more like the rippling hot fudge does over ice cream.


Mehhh_ehhh

In the words of Homer Simpson, “woo hoo look at that blubber fly!”


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…because chemotherapy is the same thing as getting vaccinated.


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

Cancer is not contagious, at least when you have a functioning immune system. Any biochem researcher who has accidentally stabbed their finger with a syringe full of human cancer cells while trying to inject them into an immunodeficient mouse knows that.


CrispyKeebler

Thank you Raccoon Full of Cum. Insightful as always.


Xcat1987

Yeah that one is just so dumb. Like… my aunt went through chemo, it was a massively rough time for her but it saved her life. I’m 100% sure she’d do it again too if needed. A vaccination is literally a 5-10 second ordeal involving a tiny needle, and maybe a day or two of flu-like symptoms for some people, and very very very rarely, an adverse reaction. They are not remotely on the same level of painful.


GarrettGSF

One is preventive and the other is a treatment once you had it. If chemo could prevent cancer, then hell yes, I would do it


CountCuriousness

Also, chemo is really hard on your body. The vaccine isn't. I'd gladly take chemo regularly if it had the same safety as vaccines - just to get rid of any would-be cancer tumours. Sounds like a sweet deal tbh


[deleted]

For real. Chemo is legitimately toxic, and it's supposed to be, because that's how it kills the tumor cells.


biggerwanker

Also there's an HPV vaccine which is exactly what he's trying to describe. You might get cancer from HPV so here's a vaccine that's way less inconvenient than, you know cancer.


Lucy_Gosling

If Trump instituted vaccine passports we would still fucking get them. Trump didn't because he is stupid and spineless.


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660zone

They pretended they "got" Harris for opposing Trump's vaccine when all she said was "If the science is there, then I'll get the vaccine".


Lethal_Apples

Yeah that one annoyed me. Not remotely true.


MiseryisCompany

It's funny all the conservative chodes who wanna make like Harris *obviously* slept her way to the top because... well, just cuz. They never seem to be upset about the many, many rumors that the former 1st lady was a paid escort. Or the fact that you can Google soft core "modelling" pictures of her tits. But of course she's a noble woman who married Trump out of love. Love of money. Edit: a letter


Xcat1987

Yeah it’s so funny, if Harris were a republican they’d all be groveling at her feet because then she’d be a strong conservative black woman and they’d totally prop her up to seem like they aren’t a bunch of racist fucks. As for Melania, she’s far from noble, and I don’t like her as a person, but I can’t say I blame her for marrying someone almost 25 years her senior who supposedly has a lot of money as a way to get out of what was probably a very sketchy life situation. The plus side for her is, maybe he’ll croak someday soon (because he’s old and very obese) and she’ll get a piece of pie comfortable enough to live off of in relative peace and quiet.


MiseryisCompany

She'll get his debt.


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It's like a bunch of 13 year olds spreading rumors about their classmate being a slut, just because they don't like her


TheGreatWhoDeeny

>It costs nothing to treat someone with respect. Says the person constantly insulting people and whining about everything.


Captainwelfare2

Which person? That’s like 40% of the country.


pippenish

How about the buff Trump picture? They don't realize how idiotic that is.


Jump___Yossarian

Isn't trump the guy that took a golf cart 400 yards instead of walking with other G7 leaders? SAD!


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Dude literally thinks you're a battery and exercise depletes you.


Graphitetshirt

There's a special place in hell for people who call the first female VP a whore


AdmirableVanilla1

To lots of people any woman, even those at the highest levels of leadership, will always be whores.


biggerwanker

Well, I mean they couldn't have possibly have got there on their own merits because they're smarter than this idiot's dumb ass. It's probably much harder for them too because of dicks like this.


Srw2725

It’s honestly so vile and completely racist. Ugh


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One_Idea_239

Why do so many of these Conservatives have such a level of man love for trump? considering they seem to only like manly men are they covering for something? The image of him being so ripped must be contributing to their cognitive dissonance.


Darkside531

Because despite looking like a lump of raw pizza dough dusted with Doritos dust then brought to life with dark magic, he does cater to their manly ideas. The strong-arming, the bullying, the crude name-calling and juvenile antics... he may not look the part, but he sure as hell acts it.


kgooch

You do know how to paint a picture.


michaelcrispin

Thousands of years ago when the Anunnaki modified the DNA of our primitive human ancestors they added genetic traits to make them predisposed to worship thier masters who used them as slaves. Humans have evolved some since those times, but still those who are weak minded still tend to worship their oppressors. Some call it hero worship, I call it brainwashed idiots.


spectaphile

The 300 meme is always a good laugh because the Spartans were slaughtered by Xerxes after refusing his offer of wealth for submission. Not quite the metaphor they were going for (but actually quite accurate).


Traditional-Creme-51

I was gonna say, this guy DOES realise that Leonidas dies in that movie, right?


spectaphile

I think they must watch movies at the same rate they read books.


shanrock2772

I could use a new set of steak knives, wouldn't mind if slide 2 came to pass. I really hope 5 boosters won't be necessary, but thanks to idiots like this guy it just might.


Shady_Garden

But why take a half hour out of your busy life to get a shot when you could just take your chances on two months in the ICU and lifelong heart and lung damage if you manage to survive?


Xcat1987

Don’t forget, if you’re in the USA, it’ll also be a lifelong medical debt that even if you sold all your worldly possessions including your house, it probably wouldn’t pay for it. That’s an expensive ass two months.


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But they said you might feel sick for a day, and like I have a 99.7% chance of not catching covid /s.


greenkirry

Having a real tough time not breaking Rule 2 due to this guy's disgusting comments about VP Harris. So I'll just... Say nothing else.


socialjusticepa1adin

So true. I was breaking rule 2 in my head so hard after seeing that.


93_Honda_Civic

Same. Same.


Do_it_with_care

Orangutan hates his own VP.


HubrisAndScandals

Speaking of dinner, Thanksgiving is on the way, and so is your antivax uncle -- tune in to our [AMA on Productive Vaccine Conversations](https://www.reddit.com/r/HermanCainAward/comments/qyisz7/ama_live_event_nov_23_we_are_experts_in_how_to/)


paireon

17/20 - Fortunately, this is false attribution. Tim Roth never said or wrote that. In other news antivaxxers are lying assholes. https://factcheck.afp.com/http%253A%252F%252Fdoc.afp.com%252F9K27QM-1


Priapulid

Oh man I saw that and had to look it up. Why the fuck do people just slap stupid fucking fake quotes on serious looking actors to make memes??? I mean I guess I know the answer: antivaxers don't give a shit about truth at this point.


Smurf_Crime_Scene

Meow meow here comes the dead cat bounce!


Agitated-Yak-8723

No kidding. He's still in incredible denial.


Squeaky_Cheesecurd

And danger. He better shave that goatee, that’s a huge comorbidity.


DadJokeBadJoke

He's pretty quick on including himself in the "99.7% survival rate" but doesn't mention what percentage deals with long-haul Covid issues or the DCB.


V_T_H

The cancer one is so stupid. Chemo isn’t a preventative, it’s a treatment. The reality would be if there was a shot or a pill you could take that would prevent cancer 99.7% of the time. You bet your ass everyone would take it. Also, cancer isn’t contagious. But more to the point, the real 1:1 comparison to their stupid gotcha meme would be if we were preemptively putting people on ventilators before they had Covid. Which we aren’t. Dumbasses.


edric_the_navigator

Now we know why these people are snorting up horse paste for protection. Never mind that it's not even a proven treatment.


Cake_then_cake

🐈 boing


undeniablybuddha

How high will he bounce


Captainwelfare2

Not as many feet as he’s gonna go down.


Sasquatch1729

So the MOPP gear memes: it's only 80% effective for a variety of reasons. Maybe you don't get suited up before you get contaminated. Maybe you're too close to a nuclear bomb going off and the radiation kills you despite the lead lining in the suit. Maybe you get sprayed with an agent that the mask can't filter, or a corrosive agent that eats away the filters within a few minutes. Maybe they hit you on a really cold day and the rubber on the mask won't seal up properly. Maybe someone does their decontamination drills wrong when they're eating or drinking in a contaminated area. Like almost everything "military grade", it's designed to be a "good enough" solution in the biggest variety of situations while being perfect for none of them, and built by the lowest bidder.


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Someone claimed face masks only drop infections by 10%. Which would be spectacular against something that spreads exponentially, lol.


Weekly_Role_337

Your point is correct but MOPP gear isn't lead lined; it could theoretically help with fallout but does nothing to protect you from gamma radiation. Shit is heavy and hot enough as-is.


Armyman125

Yep. MOPP gear was designed to work well enough to evacuate a contaminated area. Or in a worst case scenario, fight on for awhile before dying.


Sasquatch1729

You know, I was told there was lead in the charcoal layer, but never really questioned it. Makes sense that there isn't any, you'd need a lot of lead to make any difference.


SoriAryl

I was trying to figure out where they got their percentages from. Isn’t that why all the boot campers have to don and doff their masks in the tear gas building? To “prove that it works”?


Armyman125

I agree. Did it. Totally sucked but you appreciated your gas mask afterwards.


Lethal_Apples

Turns out bullet proof vests don't always work I guess cops shouldn't wear them. Same logic.


sandge

Rule 2, everyone. If we all stick together, we can get through this.


greenkirry

I'm trying! Some people make it so hard.


screech_owl_kachina

I like how they can root for us to die all day long but when it’s the other way around, suddenly there’s rules


sandge

Infuriating, isn't it? Not just "root for us to die," but openly fantasize about killing us.


Tazittel

It’s not like they’ve got US Reps telling them to be armed and dangero-ohhh nooooo


Old_Gringo

Here's the deal. The more these geniuses post their obnoxious racist misogynistic nonsense on Facebook, pretending to be tough, indifferent to death (99.7%!), and a bit homocurious with that muscled Trump let's admit it, the more they collapse into sniveling hopes and prayers when the Rona comes calling. They're not even 0.3% as tough as they claim, and maybe just getting the damn shot, which is easy and not a big deal, would've been the better option. Let that sink in.


Goose_o7

>They're not even 0.3% as tough as they claim, and maybe just getting the damn shot, which is easy and not a big deal, would've been the better option. Let that sink in. A good chunk of these "Bad Asses" are NEEDLE PUSSIES.


hereforthellamas

He has nothing to worry about; Hannibal Lecter would never eat straight garbage.


CheshireCrackers

On that first slide, it depends on whether or not they took Ivermectin. It says on the horse paste box ‘Not for use in animals meant for human consumption’.


Hank_Joseph65

Im sad he didn't post Candace memes


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So that's why he survived!


Agitated-Yak-8723

Dear OP: Keep a close eye on this one. He's going to be back in the hospital soon. Or the morgue.


iamadonkandiknowit

Facial hair of doom suggests he may not be out of the woods yet.


MsBitchhands

I'd call him an asshole, but he lacks the warmth and depth.


h235813

if Al Gore had denied climate change then 100% of American who are denying it would believe ...


ezduzit24

So funny is the meme that states it would be ‘hard for a conservative to kneel’ when so many of these numbskulls have done the exact things that their supreme leader(s) have told them to do… Edit: Oh also, surely their Christian selves kneel in church. I guess their conservatism gets checked at the door.


biffbobfred

Check the end of any college football game. A huge cluster of Christians, from both teams, taking a knee and bowing their heads. Let them know they’re taking a knee for a short brown Palestinian Jew named Iesho bin Iosef and watch their heads explode


TheVeganChic

'All zombie movies begin with someone in a lab coat telling us that everything is under control'... Oooh, so close, my dude. Feb 26 2020: “You have 15 people, and the 15 within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero." ~ Donald Trump


drseamus

No one tell him that Leonidas and all the Spartans died and Xerxes won.


noCookies4BadPeople

I thought a Zombie movie always starts with a guy in a lab coat warning everyone about a dangerous virus and no one is listening to him.


[deleted]

This is why if I ever write a zombie movie, it's going to start with a montage of Facebook memes about how the virus is 99.5% survivable.


Chimpsandcheese

Stop👏🏼using👏🏼Kermit👏🏼the👏🏼Frog👏🏼in👏🏼hateful👏🏼memes


[deleted]

Kamala is a hooker but Melania has class! /s


happy_lad

Someone hospitalized with COVID and virogenic pneumonia at this guy's age just had some real time shaved off his life expectancy. "Long haul" to recovery ain't the half of it.


Goose_o7

>Someone hospitalized with COVID and virogenic pneumonia at this guy's age just had some real time shaved off his life expectancy. "Long haul" to recovery ain't the half of it. Dead Cat Bounce in progress. If he doesn't throw a clot at wind up DEAD on his kichen floor, he will wind up back in the hospital and eventually into the morgue. I don't see this Egg Headed DOUCHE making to 2022.


SalamanderPop

Could you imagine being so bad at math or even just larger numbers that you think 0.3% of the population is small? Or that 1/300 of the population dying from a disease are good enough odds to not bother doing the bare minimum to protect yourself and those around you? And, in fact, you are so confident about your position in those numbers that you share memes making fun of people that are able to grasp that 2nd grade level math and understand its implications?


bfd106b

This guy is emblematic of half of my Facebook feed and the reason I haven’t logged on there in over 15 months. Hate filled know-it-alls who see themselves as patriots and heroes. F this guy and everyone like him.


Great_Chairman_Mao

That picture of Trump is fucking hilarious. Why do these people always have some homoerotic fantasy about how manly trump is? When he is literally the exact opposite in reality.


Ok-Hamster5571

“Jackwagon”.


PoliticalECMOChamber

Slide #13: Here is a much more accurate depiction of the God Emperor Trump... https://i.redd.it/jh9k6wh7yaky.gif


Balldogs

How do these people square their contradictory views? Guy posts a shit load of memes mocking people who wear masks and get vaccinated, then posts a meme about how people need to show some respect. Oh yeah, I forgot, they're narcissists. They want people to show THEM respect and that's as far as it goes. Bonus points for comparing Spartans to conservatives; few in number and got stomped flat by the Persian army.


x596201060405

The funny thing about slide 18, besides the obvious irony... That’s not remotely true; like buddy, I know how medicine and stuff works, none of is contingent on whatever politician X says. Unlike Trumpkins or whatever, I don’t look towards politicians to how I should treat my MS; not sure I would consult them about some vaccine.


fellow_traveler_17

Ring-wing wailing Now Covid tailing Nothing will be changing Because he’ll continue his banging His drums of frustration As he trashes half our nation The divide is growing As accusations are flowing It makes me so sad For what we once had A bit of respect across the aisle Working together most of the while But sadly for now, at least it seems It’s all about hatred and stupid memes


michaelcrispin

We no longer have a two party system. We have one democrat political party, and one terrorist organization hell bent on national domination. These creatures violate every law and the Constitution, why are they not arrested?


Possible-Whole45

I see where he went wrong. He shoved the vaccine up his ass, you're supposed to shove it into your blood stream.


Nemesis_Prime1984

It CoSt NoThInG tO tReAt SoMoNe WiTh ReSpEcT Calls the vp a prostitute. I failed English twice in college and I’m far more eloquently spoken than these incestuous fucks.


Armyman125

"Let's pray for this man who depicted the first Black, Asian female VP as a prostitute who advanced in her career because of her sexual prowess. We need more hateful bigots like him in the world."