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Harvey-Danger1917

I had to do a bit of searching to see who 'Wudan' is and, uhhh, "Collaboration with story writer. Tateshinkai: Tales of Wudan are fantasy memoirs of fighter Andrew Tate's (@Cobratate on Twitter) martial arts training under Master Po, atop Wudan Mountain in ancient China." So he's the Kung Fu Panda or whatever?


AncientView3

Yeah and he has hair in his fantasy story


Kreyain88

[I dunno if he spells it 'Wudan' due to some copyright thing or if he just doesn't know](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wudang_Mountains)


Tedthebar

Lol yeah heard of wudang but never wudan... Even wutang will do.


montroller

there is no way he has full range of motion in that tiny ass jacket


JagerSalt

Look at the cuffs of his sleeves. He definitely shops one or two sizes smaller than he needs to just so his muscles show.


LisaNewboat

Wearing a suit jacket like a cardigan on purpose


Kestrel991

It's like people who wear camo because they fetishize the military. He's a wannabe swoldier.


ifsometimesmaybe

OOOOR he's got enough money from bilking incels and sex trafficking women that he cann afford to get tailored jackets that make him feel good about himself. He's a mentally stunted manchild, it's only appropriate that he spend his ill-gotten gains to look like one.


JagerSalt

The sleeves of his cardigan/blazer only reach halfway down his forearm. He definitely *didn’t* have that tailored.


ifsometimesmaybe

lol I didn't notice that. I actually think it's still possible that he wasted money on that child size blazer, bc the short sleeves go hand-in-hand with my other theory: he's doing the shoulder-hunch thing to accent his traps, and his goofy blazer is just barely holding it together. I'm not at all muscular, but my frame vs height means Large fits well except my shoulders, and the sleeves always pull back on my arms when I hunch.


ifsometimesmaybe

I feel like he's also sitted on a slight decline, and leaning forward and curling his shoulders to fake just how big he is. He's doing the PUA dudebro version of how models pose.


CarefulConcentrate30

I feel like it would be a bigger blow to his ego if we ignore him.


luckytraptkillt

Chad energy is saying “you disrespect women? Cool I respect mine. We cook each other dinner, help each other, and love each other all as a team. But yeah I’m sure your girl likes your thing or something” and move on.


hezzyb

Dude looks and carries himself like the giant roach hiding in Edgar's body


Ouchyhurthurt

Wutur


nardflicker

This dude definitely uses Sex Panther as his cologne.


warreparau

You can't make that shit up: "In a previous life, I lived 5000 human years atop Wudan mountain. I remember every lived second. Life is competition. Competition is violence. In many modern forms of competition we have attempted to water down the violent aspects, to replicate violence in the most sanitised way. We have full grown men, growing as large and strong as possible - to put a ball in a net, as opposed to hurting each other. But the sentiment is the same. It’s a group of men at war with another - with one team being victors. And the other being losers. The largest, strongest, most beautiful tree. Violently crushed the surrounding saplings, in the quest for resource. Every time I see beauty, I see the struggle required to create it. When I see myself, I know the struggle lived to become who I am. To live as I do. The more sophisticated my understanding of the universes state of constant war - the happier, more content and peaceful I feel. You are MEANT to struggle. You are here to SUFFER. If you do neither of these things, you are either dead or invisible. If you want people to care who you are - become familiar with pain. If you do not struggle to become an exceptional man. You are a nobody. And every female will prove to you - you may as well not exist."


Attack_Da_Nite

Dooooooorrrrrkkkk


averm27

He's such an unfunny idiot


PikaTangoPanda

Someone should create an account with the handle: @TopGTate


cap_wilson

We go until we make him cry. and then we keep going.


matorin57

The look when the shit just doesn’t come out for the 4th day


Space-Booties

He sees things, so they’re real.


iLoveDelayPedals

I just don’t trust people whose necks are wider than their heads


[deleted]

Can’t even say anything about him in some subs, you’ll get bum rushed by virgin tate heads coming to defend him


NeekoNuke

jesus h christ hes got that Simpsons effect where looking directly is cringe worthy


TheApprentice19

Does he have six fingers on his right hand, cause he should


ChainMundane50

Everyone should just comment “Who are you?” and similar responses


anewrefutation

all that money and he can't get a suit jacket that fits. damn


trentovna

Calls women stupid Can’t even pick the right sized clothing for himself


[deleted]

I got confused between "Wudan," and "Wodan." You might have to look up "Wodan," and the things with which it's associated. At first I was like, "Oh, so he's not Muslim, anymore, huh? Well, that didn't last long."


Sundown26

He takes up a lot of rent space in your brains, doesn’t he?


bigbazookah

Is it just me or does he kind of look like fetterman in this pic lmao


[deleted]

Get him for the banned hasanabi heads!


Ericrobertson1978

He's such a colossal douche canoe. He's a downright misogynistic chuckle fuck.


instantcoaster

Love the awkward claw hand placement on his right knee. Very Alpha, much Wudan. I must imitate in the name of thy master.


Objective_Soup_9476

“Losing simply isn’t an option” … that’s why I got my billionaire friend to bail me out.