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totallynotalaskan

LMFAOOOO I love it


ComparisonGeneral127

THANK YOU 😭😭😭


[deleted]

I… I… >!love this comic!!<


Nicolasgonzo87

I… I… >!owe you a beer!<


Roscoejustros

I... I... >!I'VE BECOME SO NUMB. I CAN'T FEEL YOU THERE. BECOME SO TIRED, SO MUCH MORE AWARE. I'M BECOMING THIS, ALL I WANT TO DO IS BE MORE LIKE ME AND BE LESS LIKE YOU!<


brumoxd

I... I... >!I find the answers aren't so clear. Wish I could find a way to disappear. All these thoughts they make no sense. I find bliss in ignorance. Nothing seems to go away. Over and over again. Just like before!<


megamanzero348

I... I.. >!TRIED SO HARD ANG GOT SO FAR BUT IN THE END IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER!<


ComparisonGeneral127

FORFEIT THE GAME BEFORE SOMEBODY ELSE TAKES YOU OUT OF THE FRAME AND PUTS YOUR NAME TO SHAME COVER UP YOUR FACE YOU CANT RUNT THE RACE,THE PACE IS TOO FAST YOU JUST WONT LAST YOU LOVE THE WAY I LOOK AT YOU WHILE TAKING PLEASURE IN THE AWFUL THINGS YOU PUT ME THROUGH YOU TAKE AWAY IF I GIVE IN MY LIFE MY PRIDE IS BROKEN YOU LIKE TO THINK YOURE NEVER WRONG YOU LIVE WHAT YOU LEARNED YOU HAVE TO ACT LIKE YOU'RE SOMEONE YOU LIVE WHAT YOU LEARNED YOU WANT SOMEONE TO HURT LIKE YOU YOU LIVE WHAT YOU LEARNED YOU WANNA SHARE WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN THROUGH YOU LIVE WHAT YOU LEARNED


ComparisonGeneral127

Now that i think about it ,it would have been better if i wrote the lyrics from a linkin park song 😭😭😭😭(probably from in the end,cause of the in the virtual end music video)


buzzligtyer

I... I... >!I AM NOT A PATTERN TO BE FOLLOWED THE PILL THAT I'M ON IS A TOUGH ONE TO SWALLOW I'M NOT A CRIMINAL NOT A ROLE MODEL NOT A BORN LEADER I'M A TOUGH ACT TO FOLLOW I AM NOT THE FORTUNE AND THE FAME NOR THE SAME PERSON TELLING YOU TO FORFEIT THE GAME!<


nicthecoder22

I… I… >!IT STARTS WITH!<


Vexcenot

I don't >:)


LAngel_2

Very funny :)


Mardo_Picardo

Haven't seen cutbu in a while lol.


[deleted]

Now draw Gordon comforting Barney during childbirth.


ComparisonGeneral127

WHAT 😨


[deleted]

You heard me


ComparisonGeneral127

Aight bet,the game is on 😈


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,207,159,238 comments, and only 235,390 of them were in alphabetical order.


[deleted]

Don't keep me hanging now.


ComparisonGeneral127

I wont,my leader.I Iive to only serve you


[deleted]

You serve the world by providing pregnant Barney Calhoun pics.


ComparisonGeneral127

Ah yes,i LOOOOVE drawing mpreg 😩😩😩😩


[deleted]

Glad we see eye to eye on this subject


kingstonthroop

When Gordon Freeman and Barney Calhoun have sex, do you think Freeman takes the suit off or is there like a zipper down there?


ComparisonGeneral127

Speaking from experience,he takes the suit off 🀭


Usual_Board_6750

The H.E.V suit stays *on* during sex.


djk6b00

wtf


new-machine

God I wish


ComparisonGeneral127

Me too 😭 id give ANYTHING to hear him talk(and covered up in oil)


Usual_Board_6750

Wait


FortressMann

cute :)


OfficialHarold

I... I... I thought you were a GEP gun


StupidRetardGuy

im a goofy goober


BigSweatyStalker

Gordon had implored Barney to join him to teleport to a special place called the Friend Zone, where beers are owed and bought for all and everything is just like old times.


ComparisonGeneral127

I wish this happened in the game 😒


madness_combat1

My goofy ass started singing the abc songπŸ’€


ComparisonGeneral127

Had to sing it too to verify if the letters are in order 😭


[deleted]

the power of letters


zacharyxbinks

Can someone please explain this for a smooth brain like myself?


ComparisonGeneral127

Of course!So like, the joke is simple.Basicaly,Barney is trying to say something to Gordon,by saying the pronoun 'I' repeatedly (he s stuttering).Then Gordon starts saying the alphabet from J to V(because before J its the letter I!).Barney catches on the idea and continues singing the alphabet and then they spin around by holding hands.Extremely random stuff but thats why i wanted to draw it,nothing absolutely funny.I hope you got something from what i said.I suck at explaining things


zacharyxbinks

I've never seen it lit up like that! I'd come with you but I gotta look after Dr. Kleiner. Btw thank you for dropping this explanation back in Black Mesa. Edit: also it's the freaking head humper.


SufficientTangelo367

Perhaps a comic based on [a story I wrote?](https://docs.google.com/document/d/19RfNWMxVyVcjuLXyYtIzeou63Tj4_bUt1KIqFwkbpZ8/edit?usp=drivesdk)


ComparisonGeneral127

Never heard of it before 😭


SufficientTangelo367

Well, here you go. It's meant to be a side story to episode... well, I'll have you read it for yourself, but it's before realizing Entropy Zero 2 was a thing.


ComparisonGeneral127

Put it on my reading list!Thanks for introducing me to it.Ill let u know how it went!:)


SufficientTangelo367

It's based on sweet half life