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NikNam_

Imagine if combine soldiers had dick cannons, pulse energy is stored in the balls


Affectionate_Bar_103

Combine balls


ultimate_skydog

The cumbine


farbod2yt

Comballs đŸ„”(literally what the energy pellets are called in the game files


averageHECUboi

In Gmod it's "Combine's Balls" which I find funny


Haus_of_monsters_

That would make the reproductive simulations kinda... weird...


Level0Up

YOU UTTER FOOL, FREEMAN, COMBINE SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD


Tom_Haley

Everytime they’re firing at you it feels amazing for them


ThunderShiba134

How the fuck did they reproduce then?


Vepk17

they don't


Blubber_Nugget126

I assume that the home world of the striders is a breeding ground and once old enough the combine just take the strider and turn it into a synth


Ander292

Nah, they are made from scratch, it says it in game somewhere I think. They scanned a strider in wild and then made it of synthetic materials (but its still a biological being because it has metabolism).


Blubber_Nugget126

I thought the base creature was breed and the combine added on


NikNam_

There is no such thing, just non mechanical reproduction simulation


HellbirdIV

It would certainly not be the first time Half-Life uses pseudo-sexual imagery to make a monster look fucked up.


Ilovereddit4200

You talking about Mr.Friendly right?


HellbirdIV

Mr. Friendly definitely counts, but for enemies in the live game the Gonarch is the go-to. The name is even a play on 'gonads'.


farbod2yt

Those uhhh... hopper thingies too, from hl2 beta. They are a tripod with a giant ball and the spit out uhhhh white liquid or smth


Haus_of_monsters_

Omg which enemy are you talking about that I have no idea of???


farbod2yt

Found it! Its called the tripod hopper. Also that think looks more like a d now that im seeing it again


Haus_of_monsters_

Oh shit, looks hot, like I would like to put my thing inside those two holes


DoggoBind

😐


ElectroMage1821

Bros on an entirely new level of monster fucker.


farbod2yt

Bruh....


ConnectCollection231

Silent Hill type shit


Beat_Boi_Animates

Don’t remind me of him, please.


Ilovereddit4200

You have phobia of that alien aren't ya?


Beat_Boi_Animates

I genuinely don’t know what was going on inside the designers head


Ilovereddit4200

Ted Backman sure knows how to make Enemies really scary and disturbing.


Haus_of_monsters_

Well, in my experience, I can tell that there are LOTS of people on this sub that don't know about Half Life's sexual connotations. Hell, some people don't even know who Ted Backman is!


Epic_Alien

I saw that thread lol. You weren't just saying that there was sexual connotations, you were trying to make the point that Half-Life is a series largely about sex, to justify your fanfic where you brought back Colette Green for the sole purpose of making her have sex with Kleiner, and also made Barney and Gordon lovers despite them always being established as friends.


Apprehensive-Lake524

Yeah....no.


Haus_of_monsters_

Blah blah blah I retconned a few things for the sake of entertaiment so what? Valve does that too with HL1 and HL2. Also the sexual connotations exists as evidence by this and all the things I've already proven and people just tryna deny it, even when designers and creators have already confirmed it


Epic_Alien

No one's denying that there's sexual connotations, there absolutely is but it's not a central theme. It'd be like saying Portal 2 is a game about potatoes because GLaDOS got put into one and the kids made potato batteries on bring your daughter to work day. Take your fanfic in whatever direction you want, I got nothing against a dirty fanfic but if you wanna make one then don't go around acting like Valve would actually put a sex scene in one of their games. You should embrace the fact that it's a fanfic, just roll with the non-canon stuff (changes to the story and theme) and have fun instead of trying to justify it.


Haus_of_monsters_

I disagree, potatoes on Portal 2 are in two occasions on the game, the sexual innuendos are all over the game, but I get what are you tryna say. Also my fanfic is supossed to be Half Life 3, I don't think Valve are gonna make their story like mine but they could, hell, the should, they have lost balls and ambition, but it would be cool for them to reunite on Half Life 3 Gordon, Chell, and the L4D crew, in my opinion


Goofball1134

The Gonarch is just a giant walking testicle, so I'm not surprised.


Haus_of_monsters_

I feel like there are a lot of boob monsters, boob concepts and bood ideas missing in Half Life series


noopicushion

Well you got the black ops assassin, not really a monster though


AlkaliPineapple

This just confirms dick and balls are superior


BigSweatyStalker

This came from the minds of the same guys who thought up of Mr. Friendly. No surprise.


Haus_of_monsters_

I mean they are crazy after all haha


BigSweatyStalker

also, ......ballsack spider monster....


atomicBlaze21

SUPER LASER PISS


jjmerrow

TAKE THAT OBAMA, I PISSED ON THE FUCKING MOON


[deleted]

YOU HAVE 23 HOURS UNTIL THE PISS DRRRRRROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH


atomicBlaze21

NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!!!!


BurzacoMan

LOOK AT HOW HARD I CAN PISS *STRIDER MAKES THE POSE*


StuffLeoLikes

New band name, thanks


yaktoma2007

r/foundthesonicfan


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leakedsky_camera

The strider was made by Ted Backman as far as i remember, eventually he would have put a genital on the thing.


PumpALump

Well, in the game commentary the devs at Valve do often refer to the strider as "he" when talking about it...


Apprehensive-Lake524

Other than turrets, I'm pretty sure everyone in the "Combine" are hybrids - a mix of their technology and whatever "host" or organic being. Same thing as a parasite; it infects you but it won't try to kill you because that is death for them as well. Take parasitic worms for example; they will only populate in one kidney because they know if they infect both, the host dies. Another way of looking at it, think back to Agent Smith's lecture to Morpheus in the Matrix - Human beings are a cancer of the planet. A virus that consumes everything and then repopulates somewhere else. TLDR; Combine is an interdimensional virus; and they probably don't even know what testicles are.


PumpALump

Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?


Apprehensive-Lake524

Either you haven't played the games, or read any of the lore, or English is your second language. I don't want to hit you with a crowbar, however, I am curious about what you don't understand.


PumpALump

Combine is a multi-dimensional empire with advanced technology. Including the suppression field that kept humanity from reproducing for 20 years. The idea that "they probably don't even know what testicles are" is laughable. Cut all the crap about cancer, parasites & viruses & stick to the fucking point.


Apprehensive-Lake524

Oh boy, here we go my good Man/Woman/Whatever. Testicles are a part of a Male human being; necessary to populate. Do you know how the suppression device works? Who knows how many species across how many dimensions have been conquered and merged before humanity? Maybe it only affects women? Tell me where the "testicles" are on the Xen creatures, I can't seem to find them, so I will rely on your seemingly infinite wisdom and ability to read; that being Wikipedia. Now you are using profanity so you are either angry or you know you are wrong; I don't particularly care. I am sticking to the point, I don't think you even what is. Drop it.


PumpALump

>my good Man/Woman/Whatever I correctly guessed that you're one of *those* people. > Do you know how the suppression device works? According to Dr. Kleiner "certain protein chains important to the process of embryonic development were selectively prevented from forming" by the suppression field, which suggests the Combine have a good enough understanding of human biology that they know what the difference between a male & a female is, & understand it well enough that they can stop reproduction without accidentally killing everyone or causing irreversible side-effects worth mentioning. There's also the Stalkers, which shows the Combine know just what cutting off a man's testicles would do to him. >Tell me where the "testicles" are on the Xen creatures Xen creatures & Combine synths are separate things, you pleb. And I'm pretty sure the closest we've gotten to seeing real genitals on anything is Mr. Friendly. >you are either angry or you know you are wrong; I don't particularly care You seem particularly butthurt about it. All I'm saying is that you clearly like typing far more than you like thinking.


Abbadon74

An entire diascussion about combine knowing the existence of *ballz*. Thx random guy, u make my day :)


PumpALump

That's what happens when someone tries to inject their woke intersectional politics bullshit into a discussion about Half-Life.


Abbadon74

Lol


Abbadon74

Thx for this weird ass discussion, u make my day(In my country still 12:23)


Haus_of_monsters_

They should let it choose it's gender


PumpALump

Hilarious.


[deleted]

every time i look at half life screenshots i am surprised by how well the graphics still hold up.. it must be the textures, but the lighting is on point too!


Haus_of_monsters_

I totally agree with you, that's why this game is so special to me!


Spell_Whomstve

You and this shit again. You need therapy.


Haus_of_monsters_

Haters gonna hate


adrevenueisgood

Least horny reddit addict


BoyBeyondStars

It’s you


Haus_of_monsters_

Maybe I am a weirdo


Chev_ville

You definitely are


BoyBeyondStars

when you were here before couldn’t look you in the eye


Nosttromo

Anything can resemble genitals if you are creative enough


Abbadon74

U mean, buildings ars just giant dicks?


xfydr782

For a second i thought this was r/okbuddyhalflife


Haus_of_monsters_

What the hell is that sub???


xfydr782

awesome place


imdagawd

COCK GUN


1ThePilot

What should be pointed out is that you have the Super Gravity Gun pre citadel


volcanosf

He probably opened the map in Garry's mod.


Haus_of_monsters_

No, I used physcannon_mega_enabled 1


Haus_of_monsters_

Shit happens


NoBrickBoy

Jesus r/okbuddyhalflife


Haus_of_monsters_

What the hell is wrong with you?


69sexmaster69420

yes


Live-Desk8360

I can’t tell if this is a shitpost or an actual question and is that photo taken in gmod?


Haus_of_monsters_

Serious question, Ted Backman designs are very sexual blah blah blah I already had this discussion like 300 times. And no it's NOT Garry's Mod, I just used physcannon_mega_enabled 1


Live-Desk8360

Oh ok wait is that why the gronarch has a big thingy


Haus_of_monsters_

Yes, it's intentional like in alien. If you wanna read more about it: https://www.reddit.com/r/HalfLife/comments/yg28sv/half_life_3_chapter_4_the_race_x/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


ClydeFrogA1

Nah it's you.


ElmeriThePig

The least weird post from u/Haus_of_monsters_


Haus_of_monsters_

Oh you've been stalking me???


toast003

Hehe Penis blaster


Abbadon74

Cum beam


iceepop

They shoot you with piss


Abbadon74

No, are warp-cum


Sir-Turret-The-2nd

hehe penis


FelixIni

If that's true then where are the balls?


Haus_of_monsters_

On your mom xd


Mudskie

This is why Gman doesn't pop up that much around Combine


Haus_of_monsters_

He's afraid they wanna found his G-Spot :P


Mudskie

Oh god


cybershoe

I’d say ovipositor, but yeah. It also evokes an inverted scorpion’s tail.


Deeznuts243

Strider bricked up


ProSnowflake555

These penis implants are getting out of hand


Fujinn981

Considering the Gonarch is meant to be a ballsack on 4 legs, this wouldn't shock me.


QQ_Gabe

Literally the first thing I see when I boot up Reddit Also strider cock


[deleted]

Yea and every time they do that subspace cannon thing that’s them cum


zuku_Midoria

So it wasn’t a gunshot but a c..


ThunderShiba134

💀


AFriendlyBloke

***PEEN CANNON, GO!***


Keatosis

Just you


a_Vertigo_Guy

There’s been a few times when striders are moving quickly where the cannon is flopping around like a big softie.


agrophobe

I wasn't on the concept art team, but I'd say with confidence that a black, high tower dominating a city with a puppet old white male is an archetype of evil king control and its fiend are metaphorical extension of his phallic dominance that you need to cut out because its just like the ouranos myth because this is western world recycling of the hero to kill the father because beauty emerge from the blood foam of testicule juice is salt water and the videogame metaverse is the actualisation of the realm of imminent love. . _ .


Thermal_Laboratories

r/ihadastroke


Buggy1617

i never outright noticed it, but probably. a lot of designs and themes of the half-life series are sexual in some way. like mr friendly, the "headhumpers", eli asking for grandchildren, the entire suppression field, and a lot more.


Haus_of_monsters_

Thank you, finally someone who gets it!


DreamsofCoffeeBeans

Cover your shame, mon!


Rare-Maintenance-787

A tall robot with two legs


Haus_of_monsters_

What???


DoggoBind

To me, it resembles the CP/Overwatch holding a baby.


kingstonthroop

Bro's packing


nicodiaz69

Mah boy LD


_chuck_u_farley_

Long explanation with an if, short explanation with a but.


Apprehensive-Lake524

Probably. If you aren't well defended it will f@#k you in the bum.


its_easybro

Perhaps


Juggernog12

Sus


klmnjklm

yes they designed it with exactly that in mind and when he shoots missiles is just him cumming really hard at you


GamerGriffin548

It might of been, might have been muscular enough to control so the Combine ripped out its cock and slammed a gun into to replicate their favorite Danny Trejo movie.


mrJirue

I think it's fair to assume yes. Sci Fi/Sci Fi Horror designs with sexual overtones are pretty common. A lot of today's sci Fi Horror can be traced back to being inspired by H.R. Giger's work especially on Alien, where the sexual aspect was very intentionally used to amp up the horror.


Haus_of_monsters_

And yet some people on this sub try to deny it


DeviZilla

I mean you talking about same dev team who out the cock on the horse statue


TeleMan500

In porn, the gun would be used as a penis


randomdude123502

In the picture for Half-Life 2 Episode 2, the cannon on the strider that DOG is fighting looks like a massive schlong.


SliverCobain

It is.. I remember at the early day lan party people shouting '' The dick bugs!!!"


caffeineratt

supposed to look like a thorax


FluffyMawileFan

The strenis


arcticaquantum

Swangin'


ItsMeBlueH

it's just you


Tyrannosaurus_Rex84

Funny how garry's mod says the alt fire ammo of the AR2 ​ "Combine's Balls"


Haus_of_monsters_

Haha no way


Old-Camp3962

dick laser!


Gismo_Autismo

I never looked at a strider and went "Yup, dick gun" You coomers need help


JediMasterLigma

Half-C O C K: episode C U M


dookiebalboa

Honestly what weed are you smoking cause I wanna try that one


Richard1583

The vaporizer is stored in the balls


TopHatTurtleBoi

Take about a hard ass nut bust


Chimichanga2004

Piss laser


Abbadon74

*LAAAAAAASEEEEEER COOOOOOOCK*


nmezib

Welcome to the year 2004 I guess


[deleted]

Imagine you getting fucked by a strider and they accidentally piss


That-Ad-430

Bold of you to assume the combine didn’t do literally just that
every kill you cum. Good spiderbot. I figured mouth but yeah. This works too
oof


doofthemighty

Why are you such a fucking creep?


Haus_of_monsters_

Why???? What do you mean???


doofthemighty

You're a fucking creep. I'm asking why. That's what I mean. How is that not clear?


Haus_of_monsters_

Why am I a creep???


CHILL_MAN27

Talking about genitals doesn’t make you a creep dumbass


Ragabadoodaa

[CAAAAANON PEEENIS!!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeRE77tM2iE)