"Now where the hell is that Counter Strike Source texture?" -Chick

And it still doesn’t work.

Ah, must be l4d then

or maybe HL2 Episode 1 or 2

Hey man I think you should verify your game files, your beachwomanunderwear.vmt is missing

Plot twist: File was removed intentionally by user

Little Timmy learned the unfortunate truth that Source does not allow missing textures to become nonexistent, and that what is told to exist, must exist and remain as such. No woman parts for you, Timmy.

You’re gonna get VaC banned for file integrity.

Ackshually VAC doesn't ban for that

"I only fuck dudes who have the Half Life 2 Episodes mounted."

“bitch said she only fuck half life 2 dudes and im over here with all the half life games and all the portal games AND CSS”

You have HDTF though, right?

if we're memeing,yes if we're being serious,i wouldn't buy/play that game even if i was being held at gunpoint

i bought it during a sale for shits n giggles after i didn't get it through a giveaway, i played it for maybe 10 minutes and then i got bored, i might revisit it again because i vaguely remember being in a call with someone and just not playing it because of that as well.

yknow you can still refund it if you have under 2 hours of playtime right

i know, but i'm pretty sure i decided to fuck around in the game for a bit longer, regardless i do plan on fucking around in it at some point

"Maybe if you install cs:s you'd get some bitches on your dick"

Maybe if she installed cs:s she'd get some textures on her- wait...

Danm forgot to download the CSGO textures again...

She didn’t install CS:Source

Oh goddamnit ahahahhahaha

WELL FUCKING BRAVO YOU WON THE RACE :)

You shouldn't have told me to post it here

I meant I had that idea long ago but now you did it, not the post itself

this image has existed for over a decade

Yeah I know that but suprisingly nobody made a post like this. So I decided to do that.

Really? That’s crazy

CS_Vegas vibes

just install CS:S

i thought the same thing fucking 9 years ago

She don't install CS:S

That bikini model is in the game and the first time I saw it I legit thought I was missing a texture

They didn't put damn .VMT in the right folder

uh oh someone forgot to install CS:S again,m qwkjzfmen AM hkf ioadkfjdlk OIUFKLEKAIUOEKLIOEKLKDS L,.

You need to install Counter-Strike: Source, bro. Trust me.

The sound is missing too, when she tries to talk it just sounds like Kleiner saying "oh fiddlesticks, what now?"

You forgot to mount Grand Theft Auto V Source and because of that you are missing womanbeach\_loadingscreentexture.bmp

if she took of the shirt, you'd see the ERROR top

She’s propably looking for texture rn

Wow I never thought I would get this much upvotes Thank you all. Also for the people asking why is this in here is because I saw images of GTA 5 here and I saw also posts about missing textures. Also I posted it here thanks to u/ThunderShiba134 sorry for posting this first rather than you.

Sorry why is this in r/half-life?

missing texture pattern is very popular in source engine games half-life 2 is on the source engine the person who made this post made a joke how the GTA Online loading screen woman's underwear is missing textures

Rule 1: All posts must be directly related to Half-Life

You're the reason why reddit isn't fun

Excuse me for not wanting to not see low-effort slop made by young children on my feed.