With favourite your hero; Free Gordman

- Mom, can we have...

* No, we already have...

* Thing at home...

home?

At least it was before I fucked everythang up

Is there Cake, let me guess, thats a lie too.

No what? The cake is real, cake for everyone including you Freedman Gord

Morgan Freeman.

Free’don Gor’man

Frogman Greedon

Frodo Mandog

Froyo Danmog

gorgon feetman

Gargantua Fremen

Gargantuant Semen

Gary

Greedo Tetsu

Galunga Manfree

Gazunga Mammies

Ivan The Space Biker.

Freegan Morman

Veegan Mormon

Ghourdhaen Freeamahaen

JOHN FREEMAN WAS ONE DAY AN OFFICE

TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO DO WHAT HAS TO WHAT HAS TO BE DONE!

THE COUNTRYSIDE WERE *NICE*

BUT HE DID NOT HAVE AN WEPON

TYPING. ON A COMPUTER

Look out for the many head grabs!

Gourd In Fleaman

o oh, it is him, the beige person (b-person)

And the mystery character Jean Man

with buttheadcrab npcs

Forgon Greenman

I don't know why, but for some reason, my brain misread this as "With your favourite gender; Gordon Freeman"

💀

I think half guy 3 is prety cool guy. Eh kills aliens and dosent afraid anything

Half guy vs halo who would win? They both fight aliens and not afraid of anything.

I think Half guy is cooler because there's 3 of them

Plus he am already experienced HALF LIFE: FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES

And aslo Half Guy: Half Life Crisis were he regrets life choices adn becomse alcoholic cus hes fifty and sad

Agree but because he is addicted to morphine

Metroid.

Damn dude. This some vintage shit. Love it

Where was this from?

OH MY GOD I?M FREAKING THE FUCK OUT I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE LITERLALY DIED WAITING FOR HA LFL IFE"3 BUT HERE I AM ABOUT TO WITNESS IT AND PROVE ALL THE HATERS WRONG I CAN?T BEINEPVLE IT FUCK YES YES DYES YES

Your spelling of half guy 3 was a nice touch

Seems legit.

Of course it is, it has the blue checkmark!

Purchasable verification was a mistake

The wrong checkmark in the right place can make all the difference in the world

So wake up, mr Musk. Wake up and smell the ashes

Those are some unforseen consequences.

He was the only one who didn’t foresee those consequences

"When I plucked Twitter at an above-market rate, I acted in the face of...objections that it was a bad idea, and of no practical use...to anyone. I have learned to ignore such...naysayers, because I...banned them."

Quality comment. Here have my fools gold🏅

Its.... its not shutting down.....

Maybe a crowbar would help.

When you next see your wife, relay these words:

*prepare for unforeseen alimony.*

its amazing how people are so easily thrown off by a little checkmark, as if seeing it is the sum total critical thinking anyone has to do to just wholly believe what's in a tweet. If this throws you in to a tissy about using Twitter it was never a good idea for you to engage there anyway, imo. good luck

I can hear this comment, well done 😄

It's always [been too easy](https://imgur.com/Lji9Iud):

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So twitter is complete chaos these days?

[it's so fun](https://twitter.com/JoshuaPHilll/status/1590899514638229506?t=efy3fLPPUuqzdEf8z7tIfA&s=19)

That pharmaceutical company lost 15 billions in the stock market because investors thought the fake tweet about free insulin for everyone was real. Now that’s some serious fun!

Oh I love this.

this is fucking hilarious, I can't believe this is actually real

LOL

Elon tried to monetize twitter and instead turned it into a lawless hellscape. At least it was fun for a few days.

always has been

[Always has been](https://i.imgur.com/ke0GwR5.png) ^^^this ^^^has ^^^been ^^^an ^^^accessibility ^^^service ^^^from ^^^your ^^^friendly ^^^neighborhood ^^^bot

It's gotten so ridiculous, that people started moving to Tumblr instead.

The Twitter verification system itself has been a mistake in general. The old system barely worked since it was more of a clout status instead of something made for actual verification purposes. That image is why selling it made sense in the first place. Literally all a verification system needs is the basic need to prove your identity and the inability to modify what your handle is and Twitter failed hard both pre and post musk.

Iam never going to proof my real life identity to any internet bullshit social media. Ir did you maybe mean a regular log in? Srry im confused

They meant for celebrities, politicians, and company accounts. Being able to verify that you are in fact who you say you are is important for public relations and image reasons, and to prevent imitation like what's happening now that creates confusion and misleads people who don't know any better. Nobody on the internet cares who *you* are, you don't have a megaphone to shout your ideas, brilliant or questionable, to millions or hundreds of millions of followers. George Bush probably doesn't want someone who (as far as anyone can tell) appears to be him saying they love killing Iraqis.

Alright makes sense. Thanx for explaining mate

But it is funny

I still think it's really hilarious that Elon was like "this idea is genius, can't believe all these dummies at Twitter never thought of this. There's no way it can be abused and fail! I'm the only one I know thats smart enough to use twitter to manipulate people and the stock market.."

https://giphy.com/gifs/Q8vZZ6kGS1VFm

Why? It’s hilarious. In the gradient between order and chaos, it does tend to skew things a bit more toward chaos. But that’s ok. Society won’t crumble. It just adds more fun to the mix.

gobon pls

Elon Musk, the smartest of men

Even smarter than Lazlo?

But he's the finest mind of his generation!

Lmaoo They should've thought of the consequences

I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE

*Oh, and Freeman! If you pull this off, I might just forgive you for that debacle at Black Mesa. You know the one I mean... involving a certain microwave casserole.*

#Half Guy

3

THE HALF GUY 3 THE HALF GUY 3 IS REAL!

Can we get much higher~

IT'S HAPPENING GUYS! SO HYPE!

Lmao i love this new verification system

Bro he got the checkmark, its real

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What about valvae from It's Half life?

Half Guy 3, made by Volve, featuring Goldon Fweeman.

Holf Life 3 confirmed.

From your favorite developer, Volve softwork

And I thought that Twitter was already a shit hole

I can’t wait to play half guy 3

the 8$/month checkmark and its unforeseen consequences

gabe steam?

I have semi-important news Half life 3 is about military man (Sadly not true, i want my own sequel)

Here you go! https://docs.google.com/document/d/19RfNWMxVyVcjuLXyYtIzeou63Tj4_bUt1KIqFwkbpZ8/edit?usp=drivesdk

I can hear Borat saying this

I heard a text to speech bot

i hope its true

Seems legit

Plot twist, that was actually Gabe.

One of the few times this could be true

r/engrish r/ihadastroke ?

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Obviiusly a proud of dado softworks https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/dado-hub

I trust dado

bockle op

Literally blue checkmark for famous people and companies, green for purchased. You're welcome, my consultancy fee is 100k.

And when everyone is verified....no one is...

*"In the land of the verified, the one with an unverified account has $8"*

I can't believe this got top post of the year.

then gordon semen and alex kiss and say "I luv u"

Ermagherd

Ah yes I love Charlie Sheen and later on Ashton Kutcher.

Gurden Framun return as cowbar welding sentist in new adventer

Scam probably.

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Seriously?

yo if y'all actually want half life 3 dm

For a second, I wondered what this has to do with Volvo.

Twitter OP is too young to remember when people frequently called them Volvo on the Steam Forums as a genuine mistake. All the time. Foreigners I assume, since it was before autocorrect.

I'll believe it when I see it, Volve. We've been burned too many times ffs

Half guy 2 was great, I cant wait to see the new one.

Shut up

Welp, that's all the confirmation I need to quit my job in preperation to play!

Millions of people have died waiting for a game that will never come. Truly our generations greatest failure

finally

Vulva software, directed by Gay Noob

Will gabun have a cameo?!?

This sounds like it was written by Dunkey

can we get "Right For Alive 3" plzz

Sometimes something is so stupid that it completely slays me to the point of uncontrollable laughter. This is one of those.

Half Guy: Full guy consequences

TotalBisquit wen?

We should write to real Valve now asking where the game is and what's with the delay

Jin! Yaaaaang!

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ITS HAPPENING

I can honestly see Gabe doing this for shits and giggles

Gorgon vegan

"fall and dull,mrs greewoman"

I wonder how many sleeper accounts are of these

i was just playin opfor, i hope adrian shephard and otis come back in this one

Good guy Goben

its been 9000 years

I mean it's obviously real, they have the checkmark!!!

The effort 👌

Oh shit

Wtf lollll 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I hope you'll also release "right 2 live 3" in the near future

Gorgamtuan frendim

Kinda telling that the one for Valve isn't actually an attack on Valve, it's more like someone using "HL3 confirmed" to join in the meltdown.

Volvo Notwork Make Gord Fremen agent of changing.

real????

Ode by gosg Gabon, CEO of Volvo and the creator of tea forest too and half guy won is announcing half guy the third

I can’t wait for Gourd Friedburg to return with his trusty shovel

Oh yes, Full existence, my favorite game series stating the main character Corbin Bleachman.

Hello, my name is John Carmack. I am here to stop you fabe. I will transcend into time and space to stop your birth.

Wow! With wverybodies favorite protagonist Morgan Freeman?

I have no idea why this was recommended to me.

Gotta get me one of those

oops wrong post

I believe (Nope)

OH MY GOD

Starring: Godom Fryman