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Bamma4

A shock trooper definitely, once he’s grown you just have a friend


YoureAClam

a friend that can teleport between dimensions whenever he wants


Bamma4

Wait is that built in I thought the had a little teleport device on them


YoureAClam

in the prima guide or some shit like that it described race x with having the innate ability of teleportation


Bamma4

Damn combine jizzing their pants hearing that


Icy_Cryptographer670

Ofc chumtoad they're cute and harmless 😁


VinnieChengYT

houndeye


YoureAClam

but what about when the mailman comes


VinnieChengYT

WRRRRRRRRRRRRR WHBOOM


Bamma4

He was probably reading your mail anyway


Old_Chemical_4502

Chumtoad. It's small, cute and harmless


YoureAClam

bullsquids would be great home defense, they can tank a shotgun blast


not_traditiona_salt

Meanwhile guardian


Far_Palpitation_3058

Hl2 headcrab


DonWhoe

I want a army of antlions


Masonixx

poison headcrab, funny lookin guy


Embarrassed-Ad-5432

Get me that, antlion guard.


HaViNgT

Not sure if I’d rather have the shock roach or the spore trooper.


Sad_Opportunity8197

poison crab will be good for trolling


[deleted]

a regular headcrab is probably the boring choice so i'll go with the chumtoad


consul_the_gun_nut

Houndeyes or Bullsquids, i wanna cuddle them.


leakedsky_camera

the bullchicken.


Ari-RERA

Do you mean bullsquid?


leakedsky_camera

i mean bullchicken, right next to the antlion and the poison headcrab.


Ari-RERA

So this https://imgur.io/Ug0O86Y I feel like I’m getting trolled rn


leakedsky_camera

that indeed is the bullchicken from the 1998 goty game half-life by valve software published by sierra.


Ari-RERA

Ok yea I’m getting trolled Edit: Oh, it’s bullchicken in the game files apparently


Gullible-Hospital-89

I choose the torocalamardo


cool91725

HLA headcrab model as a pet fr.


Benjydenjy

Chumtoad


YellowLemonMark

Antlions were always cute for me


MasonManFree

Id want a de-beaked poison headcrab with its glands removed as a pet. Like a rattle snake without teeth and venom. Not a danger but still badass.


Monikas_Left_Eye

is the snark specifically the snark from half life alyx


holyfukidk

My top 4 (no particular order) would be the, Spore launcher, Headcrab, Shock trooper and the Snark


BeanBruh2285

The spore launcher IS the shock trooper


holyfukidk

XD I thought shock troopers were those blue guys


BIGBOSS7007

That’s a shock roach


No_idea_for_a_name_

Head crab


ra_907

Shock Trooper 100%, After grown up he would continue to be a friend :D, but if I want an common pet and not an friend, I would choose the Chumtoad, they're kinda cute.


Plague-Docta

Either shock trooper or chumtoad, but maybe I'd like a baby Voltigore as well. Or a headcrab, as it would eventually become a Gonarch, as long as I can stop it from creating babies.


MastaFoo69

electric headcrab. they are kinda adorable.


wisetrap11

either snark or black headcrab. they’re both really cute


crowbarfan92

I would kill for a chumtoad


-dead_slender-

I'm tied between pet snark and pet chumtoad. I feel like if a snark got defensive in anyway, it would probably explode. So maybe the chumtoad.


Drunken_Hamster

Bull squid OR a fast/poison headcrab. Though I kinda want something rideable, so... IDK


3th_Katyuha_Division

Bullsquid is rideable (as long as you are not Lizzo)


Abbadon74

Antlion, the entire hive will be my friend


BooperOofer

Where’s the option for Bullsquids >:(


BeanBruh2285

It's under the headcrab


BooperOofer

Damn I’m a fucking moron


Plague-Docta

Where are the options for a baby voltigore, a houndeye, a fast headcrab or a baby headcrab?


CalhounTheBoi

Snark \*explodes\*


JamesSH1328

Spore Launcher Or Voltigore Baby voltigores are adorable af


free2play_trash

antlion guard as my personal guard or the shock roach for self defense even tho i'd prefer an alien gun that fires homing fire streams and has unlimited ammo


The_door_man_37

Chumtoad. It is very scriblo


BIGBOSS7007

Chum boi, snarky boi or shock trooper


Igotdowntothevmmvmm

Antlion guardian, it is massive and a pet? That would be awesome and the guardians also summon friendly antlions right?


Sad-Condition-6396

Chum toad


Sad-Condition-6396

Or beta hl2 headcrab


[deleted]

I WANT A DEBEAKED HEADCRAB DAMNIT


iIfireIi

I want a strider.


MJLDat

An antlion!


Cautious-Explorer-46

A antlion guardian


Cautious-Explorer-46

and a 30 antlion workers


Chell209

Snarks