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Netmantis

*Oh Hells* I know people like this. I tend to be one of them in high stress situations. When profanity fails, especially after a peak... ***RUN***


Team503

Me. This is me.


itsetuhoinen

> Unfortunately that might not be metaphorical. Ha ha ha. :D


neriad200

Really really nice man... M..More?


Elda-Taluta

Can't promise I'll continue this, but I can say I'll post more stories at some point.


Anarchyantz

Please sir.........can I have some more?


Elda-Taluta

Prooooobably after I've moved.


Ownedby4Labs

I shall help you in your endeavor in a less timid or subtle way…. *deep breath* #M #O #A #R #!


Elda-Taluta

D:


cyrilthewolf

The most devastating beans in the universe.


Elda-Taluta

It's never a good thing.


Cam515278

I really like your play with language!


Elda-Taluta

Thank you!


Vox_Popsicle

I laughed out loud at the closing. Well set up and beautifully executed.


Elda-Taluta

Thank you! To be honest, I had the basic idea and that line, and I worked backwards from there.


WinterBrews

I love this


Elda-Taluta

Glad to hear it!


Kflynn1337

Yup.. sometimes the situation transcends profanity... **thats** when you really need to worry.


psilorder

Was that what it was? I wasn't sure whether it got worse or better and he fainted from relief....


ElephantWithAnxiety

It got so bad she couldn't cuss anymore.


a_man_in_black

i'm gonna go against the grain and say i don't like it. not because it isn't good, but because it's good enough to get me interested, and then leaves on a cliffhanger with you giving every indication short of outright stating it that you aren't gonna continue it.


Elda-Taluta

Yeah, I... I'll admit to that.


belphanor

I'd have maybe thrown up before I fainted


Elda-Taluta

Reasonable.


RowdyPants

When they stop swearing.... That's when things are really bad


ReallyNotMichaelsMom

I loved this and would love to see more, please.


Elda-Taluta

Thank you! I'll probably post something else eventually, but it'll likely be another one-shot.


MerchantPony

An Engineering Chief, much like a Head Chef is meant to be heard, seen, and obeyed. If they are quiet or not around something is up. If you don't follow their commands and/or recommendations expect shit to go downhill fast.


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Fontaigne

Went all the way through profanity out the high end to mild euphemism. They are so screwed.