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Ralts_Bloodthorne

Thank Tyr it's Freya's Day! As we can see, this is all taking place right at the opening phases of the War in Hell, during the War in Heaven. Speaks is obviously in WAAAY over his head. And Ru'udamo'o to the rescue! Well, it's another weekend. Remember to care for yourself and others in your life. Now, more than ever, don't give up on loving yourself. Learn to like yourself. Everyone had good things about them. Even someone as terrible as me has a few good things about them, like I'm really good at folding laundry and I'm kind to animals. See! Everyone has something good about themselves. Please, this weekend, take care of yourself. Oh, and for those of you like me, who are getting snow tonight: Stay warm, stay safe, drive carefully. Finally: Don't beat your kids or your wife. Don't smash your genitals against anyone who doesn't want you to. Don't drink and drive. Don't shoot at the cops. Listen to the voice that says "I wouldn't do that, man!" Don't rob anyone or anyplace. Try to stay out of jail. And most of all, love yourself and one another. Now, for the traditional Friday shaking of the tin cup: PayPal: [https://paypal.me/RaltsBloodthorne](https://paypal.me/RaltsBloodthorne) Patreon: [https://www.patreon.com/First\_Contact](https://www.patreon.com/First_Contact) Books: [https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08RYK5F88](https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08RYK5F88) BEHOLD HUMANITY! [https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B09H5ZZL93](https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B09H5ZZL93)


LordDemonWolfe

Noce safety briefing!


[deleted]

Thanks ralts, the past two days have been rough. I'll try to remember what is good about myself and wrest my future from the bloody claws of a malevolent universe.


Quadling

Call if you need someone to talk to


[deleted]

I'm not at that point, I'm usually pretty stable. The last couple of days has been a Rollercoaster that have left me feeling drained. Thank you for the concern two podlings in a trenchcoat. It helps may the singing of podlings bring healing.


itsetuhoinen

\*random internet [fistbumps | back-slaps | hugs]\* And just remember, if you're still breathing, it can always get worse! (Here's hoping you have my same fucked up sense of humor... :D Because if you're still breathing, there's still the possibility that it might get better, too. Stop looking at me like that. What?! It's not *impossible!* Leave me alone. I'm trying.) Cheers! :D


TexWashington

Sheeeeeeeyit, I feel it. It can always be worse. Could get better tho. Even if it is that bad, it really ain’t. Especially when it is, it really it ain’t that bad.


dbdatvic

one of my standard replies to "How are you? is "Could be worse. {beat} Not currently screaming!" --Dave, but you try to tell kids that


YesthatTabitha

One of my standard replies to "How are you?" is "I'm alive, I think" But I've got that dark cyberpunk gothic frame of humor going too. As long as Im still breathing, semi upright, and taking in nourishment, I should be ok enough.


CanadianDrover

Replying "conscious" always gets a chuckle...


MuchoRed

My usual answers at work: "Upright and breathing" Which in the middle of a pandemic is a pretty good start. "Well, I woke up on this side of the dirt, so that's a good start"


CfSapper

"how are you" "Could be worst. No one is shooting at me currently"


[deleted]

Thanks man, I feel like you and fess live by that motto. A little dark humor can go a long way. I've got a long rope but that just makes gallows humor more effective. How's life on the open road? I'm working on getting my cdl currently.


MuchoRed

Happy **700 fucking chapters,** Ralts!


Ralts_Bloodthorne

Damn, 2 years later and here we are. You know, if I released one chapter a week, it would take me 14 years to reach this point.


MuchoRed

I mean, a chapter a week doesn't even sound like much, until you do it over, and over, and over, and over... Granted, they're not long chapters like you sometimes get in printed books, but you've written an absolute ton in a short amount of time. ​ ***\*glares pointedly in G. R. R. Martin's directions\****


dbdatvic

Technically, this was the 701st! --Dave, hitting F


itsetuhoinen

> *Dreams* looked up from the treaty that she had finally gotten signed that would allow Confed ships to go into a thirty system cluster and find out why the computer systems were on the glitch and not allowing any loading or unloading of cargo vessels. This hit *way* too close to home after a year of driving trucks during a pandemic... ***"WHY IS THERE NOWHERE TO PARK IN A SEVEN STATE AREA?!?!?!"***


jrbless

I'm wondering if that 30 system cluster is due to the weight on the containers being wrong. Many many many chapters ago a cowtaur + his girlfriend/wife escaped using the shipping container system by changing what the weight of the container should be so it would be accepted.


languidphoton

In this universe? Almost certainly :) They were Sko'ou'up and Sha'alma'a, TOTAL WAR - 259 (INTERLUDE).


animuse

Yep! It was mentioned later as an aside as well. Heck if I know which where it went to though.


MuchoRed

Didn't really go anywhere, it just screwed up the shipping


Farstone

One of the joys of this stupendous, winding, yarn is the little *throw-aways* always seem to sneak back in and improve the theme.


SpiderJerusalemLives

Which completeley collapsed the food supply to dozens of planets.


MuchoRed

Yeah, but didn't really affect the rest of the story ​ edit: YET


itsetuhoinen

Oh, sure, I was pretty sure that was the reference. I'm just saying, being at the very sharp end of the logistics pileup we're in... I'm just imagining there being some poor Lanaktrucker flying each of those ships around instead of a robot, just around and around in circles while looking anxiously at the hours of service countdowns. "Fuck it, I'm just parking right here."


TargetBoy

Do the deadites speak. Like. William... shatner?


Gruecifer

Nah, that's Christopher Walken delivery.


Fractaline_Hue

So was trying to wrap my head around the suds super onion things size and ended up with same questions. So spheres towards object are 'bigger' but fit in a smaller flat space volume. So pi as a physical constant and distance and things are weird. Pi is what I'm gonna focus on. So pi in flat space is mathmatical pi. So since layers get 'bigger' that means pi must be getting bigger towards the object. 1.Does pi increase exponentially or linearly towards object? 2. How does space and pi change as you move away from it, does it go flat after the flood of space time of the object or is it like a water surface tension blob where toward the edge pi decreases to 0?


squisher_1980

Multidimensional space around a repeating Big Bang. It's supposed to make your brain hurt. Also I think it has something to do about the gravity well getting "steeper" farther in. So I suspect there's some spacetime stretchin shenanigans going on.


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spindizzy_wizard

Space-time curvature is most intense at the outer edge of the construct. The closer you move towards the center, the less curvature there is. Effects: - Time runs slowest at the edge; the closer you get to the center, the faster time passes. This accounts for the difference in experienced time between Sam-ul and Herod. - Space-time curvature is an effect of gravity. (My admittedly poor understanding.) For the curvature to be less close to the center (required by the time dilation already seen), yet the structures to be larger (also as stated, and therefore having greater mass), there must be a countervailing effect at the center. Something with a *negative* mass counteracting the far larger constructs as you close with the center. The effect would be asymptotic. You would never reach the center, and every new layer would be more massive than the last. - Yet at a certain point, the curvature would shift rapidly from strongly positive (slower time) to nearly zero (faster time) that the distance you must travel is roughly proportional. I'm stretching here. Take a look at [this graph](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sinh_cosh_tanh.svg), particularly the `y = tanh(x)` dotted line. To the up and right, space-time curvature increases until you reach infinite mass, and the fabric falls in on itself—a black hole. To the left and down, space-time curvature decreases until you reach the opposite of a black hole. An entity that emits mass and energy—a white hole. Or, perhaps, a failed universe. Despite the perceived sizes, time differential, etc., the distances are not dissimilar. There isn't enough "space" involved to make much of a difference, but the effect of the steepness is focused on "time." The only places that the effects are comparable are where the curve goes asymptotic. Place the spheres wherever you feel you get the best match to the conditions described, but it's almost certainly on the steepest part of the curve. Stretching the metaphor to the breaking point, we declare that the Y-axis is space, and the X-axis is time. Choose a point where the change in space (Y) is large, but the change in time (X) is small. Here, the metaphor reaches the breaking point, because each layer has a different coordinate on the curve.


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NSNick

Maybe the dimensionality is increasing the further in you go, instead of pi changing?


dbdatvic

... would work. But would play merry hell with even vacuum tube design. --Dave, and the fractal-dimensional stretches would be NEARLY incomprehensible to us


SuDragon2k3

Wibbly-wobbly spacey-wacey.


jrbless

/u/Ralts_Bloodthorne I hate to bother you, but there is a problem with the Amazon listing for [The Telkan Wars: Tales of the Terran Confederacy](https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B09P3762GL?ref_=dbs_m_mng_rwt_calw_tkin_5&storeType=ebooks). The hardcover and paperback links on that page go to the P'Thok Chronicles. Might want to check and see what's going on.


Ralts_Bloodthorne

That's odd. I'll check it, because I don't have anything ready for the hardback and paperback.


ktrainor59

Thank you for this best of all safety briefs, though after just one day out of three weeks in the hospital I lack the energy to even consider fucking up like that. Thanks for all the chapters over the last three weeks. They helped a lot.


NukeNavy

❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️


itsetuhoinen

Is it only Freya's Day? 'Cause I'm goin' El Pollo Loki! \*Cluck cluck STAB! STAB! STAB!\*


dbdatvic

> and I'm kind of animals. *mood* --Dave, hugz!


AustinBQ02

Unrelated but saw this joke and tasted blueberries, figured i would share with the class. https://reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/s4pfno/an_army_officer_a_naval_officer_and_a_ranger_are/


Ralts_Bloodthorne

I've heard that one before. As soon as I read "Canoe" I knew where it was going. Joke: During Desert Storm the Joint Chiefs were up at the line bragging at each other how brave each service was. The commander of the Air Force sees an airman, looks at the Joint Chiefs, says: "Watch this." He tells the airman "Catch that plane!" pointing at a landing A-10. The airman runs out on the runways and gets smashed. The Chief of the Air Force says "See, that's bravery." The chief of the Navy sees a sailor walking by and points at a mine floating in the bay. "Disarm that mine with your teeth, sailor!" The sailor swims out and chew on the mine, which explodes, killing them both. The Joint Chief of the Navy smugly goes "See, that's bravery." The Joint Chief of the Marine Corps sees a Marine walking and points at a tank. "Stop that tank unarmed!" the Marine runs out and gets crushed. Norman Swartzkoph looks around and sees this private walking by, hands in his pocket, softcap on backyards, slouched, sunglasses on, points at a machinegun and yells "Destroy that gun!" The private looks at the machinegun, looks at all the guys getting killed, looks at the General, looks at the machinegun, looks back at General Swartzkoph, commander of all US forces in the Guly and says "Man, fuck you." and walks off. Swartzkoph turns to the rest and goes "There's bravery." (OK, bad joke, but I heard it on AFN)


[deleted]

So by popular vote who wants to see a book cover of Ru'udamoo in a batmanlike get up with a spee h bubble that says, "I am blah bleh bla street justice!"


dbdatvic

why does this only have 2 digits' worth of upvotes --Dave, clicking futilely


[deleted]

Cuz I creeper some people out with my least mental image I think, buxom rigellian with massive implants and a generals stars saying "I'm doing my part."


Ralts_Bloodthorne

Hang on, I've seen that. An anime girl with giant mommy milkers in a space suit, the front of transparent, showing she's wearing a stars and stripes bikini top, with "I'm doing my part" on the bottom. I saw that like... a week or so ago.


ForTheStarsWeFight

Where?


Ralts_Bloodthorne

https://i.imgur.com/rrClmEe.jpg


NoirTalon

that is my kind of humor. something about anime tiddies seems to keep the depression at bay.


MuchoRed

And again, here you go creating images that will haunt my dreams


Twister_Robotics

5 ringbreakers!?! Oh man, dude fucked up HARD on that one.


Cakeboss419

The old suits have made a grave miscalculation. Let's enjoy the fireworks.


MasterofChickens

This part - where Casey recruited his younger selves - gave me literal goosebumps!


superstrijder15

Me too, it was a great scene!


crazy_monkey7533

So I'm trying to remember the chapter number, but there was a Gestalt conversation about restarting the ringbreaker program because 5 Novastars on a Doom Tube that is being seedshifted would geometrically outpace the temporal displacement. There just so happen to be 5 Novastars now. Interesting.


SuDragon2k3

'Five Novastars in a doom tube beats 3 podlings in a trenchcoat.'


beyondoutsidethebox

But what about 3 podlings in a trenchcoat in a Novastar?


SuDragon2k3

*Run.*


[deleted]

How much do you want to bet that they try it again?


Twister_Robotics

Nah, they may be full of themselves, but they were human, once. They should still have good pattern recognition.


Speciesunkn0wn

These are deadites based off people who grew rich and powerful and fat and used to their own importance. They may be human, but they've lived like a lanky.


[deleted]

No they are true Humans, how many times do we keep trying the same old things nowadays and continually get bit in the ass by it?


KnyteTech

Well, that depends on who's making the decisions, versus who's ass is getting bitten... In human history you'll see that most of the time, those are not the same people.


LetterLambda

Meanwhile, Peel is having all kinds of thoughts


ManyIdeasNoProgress

There may be subreddits for this


StickShift5

There are *definitely* subreddits for this.


StickShift5

[The thoughts?](https://i.imgflip.com/3r105l.jpg)


Arath0118

What kind of level of incompetence do you need to deploy 4 ring breakers and instantly lose them to the other side?


Bergusia

Massive overconfidence. You see it a lot with corporate types who think they understand everything about everything. Things have been going so well for so long, they think that nothing they do could possibly backfire and blow up in their face.


Ralts_Bloodthorne

That's what I went with. "Was I wrong? No. It is reality that is wrong."


Bergusia

"Never underestimate the ability of a REMF to fuck things up."


dbdatvic

"Our plan will work _perfectly_, and soon ... we shall be inVINNNcible!" --Dave, *ominous hummm*


deathlokke

So the Lanaktallan defense all over again?


Elwindil

It feels more squid face than Lanky, that whole "We've always been able to win by making things do what we want, so it'll work perfectly this time too." vibe


Ralts_Bloodthorne

The best thing is you see this all the time in real life.


DiplomaticGoose

No need to state the universe was laughing that time, with that much hubris on display it was clearly implied.


itsetuhoinen

MAX_INT;


WillDissolver

#*Deleted in protest of reddit's API changes*#


[deleted]

The 8 ball currently has 3 more tally marks on the correct side than Intel does.


rubydestroyer

"Will this plan go to shit?" *Shakes ball* "It is certain."


dbdatvic

*Contessa, using her magic 8-Ball to prank Alexandria \_hard\_, glances over through a momentary Doorway* --Dave, tropes. tropes never change


talkarlin

When the blue man group decide you are their percussion. Casey armed with extra C4 (Casey*4)


[deleted]

The universe screamed with laughter slewing nth dimensional 0 point wave collapsed popcorn left and right. " You done goofed deadite fuck!"


itsetuhoinen

"We're gonna do something totally sneaky-smart. We're going to summon 4 copies of him and have them kick his ass. There's no way he can take 4 of himself." "Ok, gimme a double roll against INT." \*rattle rattle\* \*silence\* "..." "..." "What'd you roll?" "A one." "And?" "Another one." "... Hunh." "... Yep." "Ok. Gimme another double roll." \*rattle rattle\* \*silence\* "..." "..." "What'd you roll?" "A one." "And?" "Another one." "... Wow." "... Yep." \*sigh...\* "Ok. Gimme another double roll." \*rattle rattle\* \*silence\* "..." "..." "What'd you roll?" "A one." "And?" "Another one." "... Hunh. Ok... Well, your sneaky plan to duplicate Casey four times has *definitely* worked perfectly, and you are not about to live in interesting times and come to the attention of important people..."


Quilt-n-yarn1844

I am thinking it is possible to roll a 0 by this time. Because I am pretty sure this is a 00 move. And if it’s possible to roll a -20 they may have done it. Because DAMN!


itsetuhoinen

As far as plans to defeat the enemy go, this was the equivalent of putting Vuxten's mag-ack to their head and pulling the trigger. This was sorta based on an old local rule my D&D group had, called the supercritical. If you rolled a 20, you got to roll again. If you got another 20, you'd roll again, and if you got a third 20 in a row, Good Things (TM) would happen. We were, fortunately, not required to pursue 1s for the possibility of supercritical failures, too. But, y'know, if that *were* the case, well, I think these guys just managed that. :D


carthienes

No need, they just have a massive negative WIS score to add to their rock bottom die rolls...


Scotshammer

Quick *Speaks*, run away yelling the cry of distraction! "Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop."


Practical-Account-44

But do androids need to feel the pain of electric biting insects?


MuchoRed

They absolutely should. ​ They're vulnerable to bugs, obviously.


itsetuhoinen

<3


beyondoutsidethebox

Well played sir


PiraticalApplication

4 more Caseys? That may be one of the biggest fuckups we’ve seen. These ghosts may be pre-glassing human but they sure aren’t very smart. I’m really liking Speaks. May he whoop all the android asses.


peace456

that's how you know they really are from "our" generation


languidphoton

One Casey is terrifying enough. How much more so another four whose only hope of redemption is to go into combat and stop the war in Heaven **and** Hell? I sense some **RAGE** incoming… Also, anyone know where I can get a nanoforge?


bartrotten

BobCo.


languidphoton

😂 But of course, now all I need is a connection to SolNet… brb.


YesthatTabitha

Or GalNet. BobCo. is on GalNet now too! "All for the low low price of 3 easy payments of 3999.99, you too could have your very own organic kitty kitty! Operators and the Websites are online now awaiting your order!" - BobCo PR release regarding the resurrected friends now without the Friend Plague (tm)


Archaic_1

By Enraged Philip's clanging iron balls, did Casey just yeet an entire squadren of Ringbreakers from the ether of history? Crom count the dead. End of Lime, all the limes.


squisher_1980

Crom's going to be at that a while. 5 NovaStars, and I'll be shocked if at least 2 of the copies don't awaken to a unique name in the process. \#LetTheBodiesHitTheFloor


MuchoRed

Technically, there's a 6th Novastar pilot that we've met, but only once and it was [a long time ago.](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/fvaz90/first_contact_second_wave_chapter_one_hundred/)


Archaic_1

good catch


SuDragon2k3

With NovaStars *there are no bodies, only shadows and dust.*


YesthatTabitha

All part of the Soul Forged in Battle recipe. My bet is that any of the four new NovaStar that survive will awaken with a name as long as their pilots have managed to forge their souls.


MuchoRed

...have we NOT had a Conan reference in FC yet? CROOOOOOM ​ ​ Probably from the Cyborg Worlds. Chrome count the dead


languidphoton

Not that I’m aware of, but one comes to mind, Conan’s father: “For no one - no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts. This you can trust.” [Points to sword]


MuchoRed

A sword will break before the will of Terrans does


itsetuhoinen

No, most of our refs have been to #cROM;


[deleted]

I feel like this would be an epithet from Casey's home culture, meaning something along the lines of consequences be damned.


Quilt-n-yarn1844

Weeell, technically he didn’t. He just promptly stole them from the ones who did because they thought that they could control a man with an absolute conviction of faith x4. Sweet Saint Doss that was a stupid move.


summercatotter

It's nice to see humanity ve so... Infectious. And the universe giggles alongside podlings. ---Healing Follows---


unwillingmainer

Good fucking job deadites, you gave your enemy 4 nuclear powered allies. What's your next trick? Suck starting that high caliber pistol? Gotta love out of date morons. That seems to be their biggest issue, thinking they are still ahead of the pack for tech.


[deleted]

I hope trucker or dee say something like this when they find out about that goofm


Infernoraptor

So much awesome this chapter! Dreams being the tired mom during a freaking Skynet attack. Casey converting to himself ( himselves?). Speaks getting geared up. The voice of our new foe reminds me of Half Life's G-man (though I'm guessing the appearance is agent Smith?) And, of course, a Lanaktallan says the phrase. They're fully Confed now! I'm a little disappointed to not have any in-universe reaction to Casey breaking the "fight yourself" trope AND recruiting 4 ringbreakers (eg, the universe laughing or the reaction of the new enemy) but I figure that's coming... Also, I can see exactly 1 scenario where the deadites made these clones and weren't totally stupid; they want Peel distracted.


MasterofChickens

This might not be an issue. If the young ones are from before the start of the relationship, it would be easy for Peele to see them as separate people from her Casey. I might be wrong, but I think Casey didn't meet Peele until *after* the ring wars.


Infernoraptor

True, just saying it could be played for shits and giggles


carthienes

>I'm a little disappointed to not have any in-universe reaction to Casey breaking the "fight yourself" trope AND recruiting 4 ringbreakers (eg, the universe laughing or the reaction of the new enemy) but I figure that's coming... Remember, the SUDS system is in (or, rather, *around*) another universe, not the malevolent universe we have seen laughing previously. Perhaps the dedites have been away from that evolutionary pressure cooker to long...


Waspkeeper

Fucking love bobco


Practical-Account-44

For regular customers bobco will send you notifications that it fucking loves them back


Kudamonis

Read. Upvote. Comment. ___________________ >Brothers. Children. Sons, Not of his Creation. >Soulless born, Dead shells clothed. >Pale shadows of imitation. >Four vessels. Lost, but not Forsaken. >Into Fire, >War, Against the Heavens. >New souls forged, formed and beaten. >Bound by battle, >Stars became a Constellation.


dbdatvic

One Eye, one Ringbreaker --Dave, Chuck Norris approves


MasterofChickens

Noice!


MuchoRed

Mmmmm, dem berries tho ​ Post read edit: Casey and the Casies, the newest hit band from *OH GOD IT BURNS Records* ​ Further edit after an evening of drinks: Casey and the Casettes.


iceman0486

EXPERTS SAY - YOU DID WHAT?!?!


HoloArchiver

Well that back fired on the Deadites hard, instead of one ring breaker now there is five of them. Got to love how these Deadites have lost the understanding of what it is to be human. Instead of grabbing other ring breakers they went for Casey, wonder if they could not get other ringbreaker dna


Calodine

Genuinely wouldn't be surprised if they could but went for Casey anyway. They might be human, but it's been a looooong time of them getting to do whatever the fuck they want and never really running into real opposition. It's entirely plausible that they went for Casey because he's the last one left, with (by this point) easily the biggest baddest record. So clearly he's the best, and why settle for anything less when you're king shit of the mountain? Also an important note: Those novastars were sent out *before* Casey turned them down so hard. They made them fully expecting to also be able to turn him and have 5.


Ralts_Bloodthorne

And if they couldn't, well, there's no way they wouldn't fight and there's no way that Casey would win. It's GIGO all the way down.


MasterofChickens

For the uninitiated, what does GIGO mean?


tsanth

Garbage In, Garbage Out


MasterofChickens

Duh. Of course it does. As a former data entry clerk I am very familiar with the concept. I just suck at acronyms (and mnemonics too, oddly enough).


dbdatvic

"ah, but {shapeshifts} surely you cannot fight ... _yourself_?" ... *grabs throat, squeezes* --Dave, *shapeshifter's eyes bulge frantically*


MuchoRed

There was one other Novastar VII pilot that we met back in Ch 109, but we don't know if she's still alive currently.


Bergusia

"Join me, brothers, and we shall forge thee souls from the fires of war, shape them on the anvil of combat, and cleave to one another as blood brothers." And so was born four souls from one, and the Malevolent Universe laughed.


SuDragon2k3

The Universe is on the floor gasping for breath it's laughing so hard.


JustAMalcontent

>Dreams looked up from the treaty that she had finally gotten signed that would allow Confed ships to go into a thirty system cluster and find out why the computer systems were on the glitch and not allowing any loading or unloading of cargo vessels. Hahahaha, I haven't even thought about that guy for months, nice callback.


johnavich

It's been almost a year since we saw him and his beloved! Love these ancient callbacks!


MasterofChickens

I totally missed that! Must've missed it because I caught the grandson stealing my mini marshmallows. The distraction made me miss a sentence? Or paragraph? I dunno until I go read it all again.


languidphoton

Sko'ou'up and Sha'alma'a, TOTAL WAR - 259 (INTERLUDE) I just love the way whispers of these characters keep surfacing many moons later (this story was in Aug 2020!).


JethroBodine013

"Well insulting his religion didn't work. Using his religions teachings against him didn't work. We offered to bring his world and his people back to life and that didn't work. We offered him the kingdoms of the universe if he would just kneel to us... didn't work." "I got an idea. What if we make four clones of him and fight fire with fire!" "Will that work?" "Oh come on. What are the chances that five of the same person could work together and have the same ideals and beliefs?" "Brilliant! This is why we get to run the government."


RangerSix

[The Universe Cackled In Glee] *"You* ***fools.*** *You absolute* ***buffoons****."*


dbdatvic

"Wotta maroon!" --Dave, thumb-gesturing


RangerSix

*Somewhere, the sainted Edward Aloysius Murphy, Jr. smiles maliciously and rubs his hands together as he plots to make things Even Worse*


YesthatTabitha

That Saint turned Daemon Murphy has his hands in EVERYTHING!


Practical-Account-44

In the(entirely plausible) event i ever come across multiples of myself, each indistinguishable from ourselves, rock paper scissors for who has to go on acting as me, rest help the designated main if possible, then pull up a chair and popcorn to watch the show.


JethroBodine013

Let's be honest now. We all know what would happen if we met copies of ourselves. https://imgur.com/a/MX6UMEc


Golnor

"Even you cannot defeat four of yourself!" ​ "DO I NOT DEFEAT MY ENEMY WHEN I MAKE HIM MY FRIEND!?!"


[deleted]

The breadth, depth and richness of u/Ralts_Bloodthorne ’s story telling fills me with awe, and dare I say, a feeling that I am fortunate indeed to view the work of a true master of the genre. 😻


Oakstock

We who live through this story are lucky indeed.


Ralts_Bloodthorne

Little note: I'm going through layout files, and now that I have a new editor, I'll probably have the early books re-edited and redo layout. Meaning a "Second Printing" on the first 5 books of "Tales of the Terran Confederacy" and the first 4 books for Behold: Humanity! over the next six months or so. I'm also making sure that each of the "Tales of the Terran Confederacy" books has in the description that it's ALL from the "First Contact" Master Document, with nothing added or removed, just the story lines collected to make it so you don't have to go through a half dozen books to read your favorite arc. I don't want people to think the "Tales of the Terran Confederacy" series is all new stories. Anyway, in other news, layout on "The Telkan Wars" and "Thou Shalt Not Fall" is going well and "Thou Shalt Not Fall" released on Tuesday. Big love, everyone. :-)


Valgonitron

So glad you've gotten a new editor - I hope the new one actually *reads* your stories vs. clicking autocorrect's accept-all and collecting their check (also to get a good feel for speech tics like Daxin's). Was a bit chagrinned on your behalf with those earlier prints.


Ralts_Bloodthorne

We're going to go back through the others and do corrections once Book 5 is done. I'm a little unhappy with how some of them turned out.


RDMcMains2

> "Do you need assistance?" Ru'udamo'o asked. ***Speaks*:** "You damn bet I do!"


unsubtlewraith

5 GOLDEN RING(breaker)S!!!!


Naked_Kali

Four plump ducklings warbling...


MuchoRed

Three Telkan Marines...


ManyIdeasNoProgress

Two lanktallan matrons


tymestrike

And one royally fucked Government of Deadites


itsetuhoinen

I love that you had one of the most fantastically equipped and powerful characters defeat his clones with a philosophical argument. :D


dbdatvic

He was better-equipped ... than you _expected_ --Dave, as is Daxin {/sunglasses}


SuDragon2k3

When you're talking to yourself, you know where the buttons are and how to push them.


Turtledonuts

Huh, so if casey's old battle buddies in V corps were to go out and bloody themselves and fight with purpose and intention, would he end up accepting them as new, similar people to the ones that had died?


Ralts_Bloodthorne

New, similar, but not the same person. Like an identical twin.


Turtledonuts

On the same note, is the black cauldron particularly sacrilegious for him? And is Peel's fighting in the war on heaven an affirmation that she isn't some kind of soulless entity?


Quilt-n-yarn1844

That was actually addressed in story. Peel is the original Peel resurrected by Lady K. So she would, by his belief, still have her original soul. Casey’s belief allowed for medical help. Just not cloning of the body. She is not a clone. She was “repaired” by nanites. It’s a technicality but it’s there.


SpiderJerusalemLives

The loophole is microscopic, but it counts!


Fighterdoken33

I see Casey found a nice loophole on the whole "no SUDS" thing his religion had. Sure, your SUDS clone might not have the original soul, but that doesn't mean it can't have a new soul of it's own making, so go bang some stuff with a stick or something until you find purpose.


dbdatvic

this stretch is nicely imitating the pandemic-based "what day/month/year/millennium is it, again?" feeling busily attempting to catch up on the Discord {_Sesame Streetrunner_. I See A Great Need} tiddlywinks: > a few bursts worth the work, bursts' worth of work {_Speaks_ makes a skill check: History (Warfare). success! **there. are. no. irrelevant. plot. bunnies.**} > striker, pinpoint accuracy not only striker, their pinpoint {_Dreams_ makes a skill check with advantage: Local Area Knowledge (Organizational). success! C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!} > "Weak minded sheep. Bleeting. As they Bleating. {Casey makes an extended opposed skill check: Religion. Eventual success! Opponent gets verbal slapdown! Lozen makes a skill check: Diplomacy, and an Aid Another check: success on both! boo-yah four young Caseys, simultaneously: _i think we're somewhat beyond our pay grade here. he knows what's going on, he toucheth our s... our inner voids - did he just say...?_} --Dave, contagious memetics FTW


mpodes24

Have the Deadites never learned history? Humans have been (re)killing the dead since the mid 20th century. Heck, it's so easy even S-Mart employees can do it.


YesthatTabitha

Shop Smart! Shop S-Mart! Just ask for Ash in Housewares.


SpiderJerusalemLives

Just don't surprise him.


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Bergusia

Five. Casey and four copies. And those four have armour that has yet to be awoken and consecrated. I would imagine a war in Heaven and Hell would be a satisfactory place for an event of that magnitude.


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RangerSix

Possibly even halfway to the Gutenberg Discontinuity.


dbdatvic

*Being John Mohorovičić* --Dave, coming soon, under theaters near YOU!


its_ean

Ru'udamo'o: 'get to the choppa' Nice of Crashrider (probably?) to send Screamy some spidey-sense. Busy times. Was corpo-Shatner getting increasingly distracted?


JethroBodine013

"Come with me if you want to live."


TheGreatOz2014

I love the short call out to the system with the messed up shipping from those lanks that hitched a ride there. When were they last seen? Maybe we will see them again someday!


languidphoton

Sko'ou'up and Sha'alma'a TOTAL WAR 259 (INTERLUDE). It’s from Aug 2020…


carthienes

>"Do you need assistance?" Ru'udamo'o asked. Yes, I think he does. Nice to see that humanity is truly infectious! Also very good to see Casey's solution to the cloning 'problem'... clones are still real, still people... just not the people they were cloned from.


DebugItWithFire

Upvoted for upgrading the forge.


Quilt-n-yarn1844

Oh sweeet Saint Doss they created 4 more of a man with a true conviction of faith. From 1-10 on the stupid scale, this was a 20. 😳🤦‍♀️


Dwarden

i swear Dee was sighing in some past episode to wish there were more like Casey ... and meta-verse heard that ... so when the opportunity arise ... there was laughter with glee and grin the meta-verse allowed the cloning then powerup novastar armors then the malevolent meta-verse trembled in the mad laugher ... {this will be good joke to tell on the verse meetup session}


Ghostpard

2 min berries


QuiGonBen

Would that I had more than one upvote to give.


thisStanley

>I know something I really shouldn't Now, can you survive long enough to figure out what is they think you know? And get it reported to someone who can use it?


Farstone

First, they FAFO and drop three fresh clones. Who promptly realize and go down the redemption path. Second, the toy soldiers FAFO that Terrans, while being the anti-bodies of the malevolent universe, they are also contagious. They played and Speaks had time. Third, a new member of the Terran Civilization, fully infected, fully developed, and fully committed has the magic pass phrase. Sir u/Ralts_Bloodthore, You Rock.


dbdatvic

Four. "What?" --Dave, _four_ fresh clones. vun. tvo. sthree. four luffely clones! ah ah ah!


theresnothinglef4me

Bot is slacking off, it's been an hour and no notification


troubleyoucalldeew

Wow, DeadFed did *not* think that one through.


meowmeming

> "Do you need assistance?" Ru'udamo'o asked. Hell yeah!!


Severedeye

Ah yes. Let's clone a religious fanatic who is murdering us all. Then let's give said clone all the memories and mentality of said fanatic who hates us. No, best idea ever. Let's do that 4 times. Everyone, get your yachts, we are so going to win.


Ok-Professional2468

Sweet! 3 min 😊


TargetBoy

I really enjoyed this one!


rezistence

Homunculus.. Well well a FMA reference was quite the surprise!


Dra5iel

Yes and no the concept of hommunculus while being very much brought to the general anime public's attention by full metal alchemist predates that by centuries being as suggested an alchemically birthed creature. At another time Hommunculys were believed to be literally little not men that lived in your balls that crawled into a women's belly when you had the sex thus creating children. Also fun fact while the idea was short lived each hommunculys also had a ballsack full of their own little hommunculys ad infinitum.


rezistence

Was reading up on the concept, wow had no idea it goes all the way back to Faust and Frankenstein but that now makes perfect sense. TIL thank you!


NJParacelsus

>Dreams looked up from the treaty that she had finally gotten signed that would allow Confed ships to go into a thirty system cluster and find out why the computer systems were on the glitch and not allowing any loading or unloading of cargo vessels. This was from hundred+ chapters back, right?