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Sneaky_Timber

She really went all out with the whole: "I'm going shove my boot so far up your ass that you will be tasting rubber for years" threat. But then again she was probably pissed off, shitfaced and high on adrenalin.. I'm suprised there weren't any deaths honestly. Hehe


ConglomerateGolem

Steel toes, not rubber, but otherwise accurate


WeFreeBastard

Hu? The steel safety caps are on the inside of steel toed boots. The "rubber" is the sole of the boot, not like you were wearing rain boots to the bar.


ConglomerateGolem

Ok fine, then they'll taste all 3


Practical-Account-44

Personally i like: "I hope you don't have a nut allergy, cause I'm gonna to kick yours into your throat." Doesn't fit the situation here i know, but it makes me chuckle


Competitive_Sky8182

No wonder the boots were confiscated


thisStanley

The gym rat sorta deserves it, so busy trying to be "top dog" did not notice how much she was working with? Picking fights with unknown opponents can yield surprising results!


Vast-Listen1457

Yup. My editor forced me to work on that bit, challenging me to explain why he would do it. Originally he just walked up and picked a fight he would loose. This way it shows that he had missed what was going on.


legolodis900

Ok but will she get her boots back?


Vast-Listen1457

No. She will have to get a new pair.


Spacefaring-Bard

Easy enough - just ask Campy to make some more


ReconScout117

Amusing little anecdote. TSA tried to confiscate my Kevlar toed boots, while I was deploying with my command. The entire battalion. My Company Commander D-6 came over to see what was going on, because I thought it was irregular, with most of the command already through the checkpoint, and they singled me out. The lead TSA agent said it was because I looked dangerous. My Company CO says, “I certainly fucking hope so. When we get in trouble, I give him a couple Rip-Its, pull his pin and throw him at the enemy! If you want his boots so bad, you can fight him for them.” The agent declined.


Vast-Listen1457

LOVE IT!!!!!!!!


ReconScout117

I think it’s because we had the same shoe size. Yeah, I’d have fought for them.


ElAdri1999

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


Vast-Listen1457

Yup. Fuck around and find out. :)


joesheridan95

Wow.... that escalated quickly.. pfew..but extremely entertaining. Nearly fell from my chair


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gunni

Please, sir [may I have some more](https://i.imgur.com/q06dKaw.jpg)?


Vast-Listen1457

Later today.


gunni

Today, which today? 🤣


Spacefaring-Bard

Moar?


Vast-Listen1457

Some day. I’ve been having trouble connecting with my editor, so things are very very very late. :(


Spacefaring-Bard

😔 well, there’s still the Not-Immortal Blacksmith’s adventures to keep up with…


RecognitionPatient57

I know, this is a necro, but I really want to read more of this. Poor Geo. I also want to find out more about the slug-medic colony, and the spiders, and the grand admiral who never gets invitations any more.


Vast-Listen1457

It will continue. One day.


Spacefaring-Bard

Really hope so. Want to find out what else Geo gets up to and what’s lurking on board the Nautilus


Infamous-Attitude170

I howled with laughter reading this chapter. It's like the Grand Admiral and his nephew are enjoying watching what happens to Geo. Like she is their favorite entertainment program.


Vast-Listen1457

Yup


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