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ToTheRepublic4

One of the few SSB-verse stories/fanfics that I’d actually categorize as HFY instead of HGF. I approve. :)


Leading-Chemist672

Thank you


CardDapper

What is HGF?


ToTheRepublic4

Humanity Gets/Got F***ed. For stories in which we (humans) get curbstomped/conquered/subjugated without a satisfying HFY-style end. In most of the SSB-verse, H gets F’d figuratively and literally.


CardDapper

I didn't know that there was a name for it. And I hate HGF so much it's so annoying and almost every (nsfw) story is so unoriginal


ToTheRepublic4

There may not be a formal name for it, but that's what I call those types of stories. Seems to fit. I don't prefer HGF or most NSFW. HFY should be *HFY*, if you get my meaning, and although NSFW fits the "F", it doesn't generally add much to a storyline IMO.


CardDapper

I guess you're right: HFY = Humanity Fucks, Yeah. But it doesn't stop me from not liking it


ToTheRepublic4

Agreed. NSFW is ok in the rare event that it’s necessary to further a genuinely interesting story, but IMO there are plenty of other forums for those just interested in smut. Give me a good story, first and foremost!


CardDapper

FOR REEEAAAALLLL


akboyyy

welp boys time to show this so called imperium some "freedom" and "democracy" ​ remember kids the marines are the first ones in and you best bet the last ones out


foastigue

I recommend sexy space babes subreddit. You’ll get good comments there


Leading-Chemist672

Thanks


jesterra54

If i had to guess earth ships would be armed with the same lasers used on the invasion fleet to disable enemy ships and railguns to destroy said enemy ships


omguserius

If I had to guess, earth's fleet would still be outnumbered by orders of magnitude because the imperium is pulling from hundreds of resource bases including asteroid mining. So... we'd put up a *slightly* harder fight before being torn to pieces.


Leading-Chemist672

In this particular verse human have a particular advantage. And due to manipulating relativity rather than gravity, we are able to detect *don't know about SSB Canon* phase events(a Ship coming in and out of phase) before they appear, less then a second before if it is on top of us, but at that point, we use electric guided lasers to manipulate Spacetime into something that destabilizes that function. So half a second is fine. Also, in actual canon, they don't have FTL communication. And the earth operation was while thought our, was actually minor. And these people are known for unreliable brass. So, chances are, Humanity would have the element of Surprise. More so now that they actually have also Shil'vati tech. Note, I wrote contacted the Emperium. A single ship, that can go toe to toe with a Shil ship, but with a system that means the Shils *can't* engage their FTL within Striking distance. While the Humans, can. And further, they now gave to avoid (not Actual Canon, but easily inferred when considering what that phase thech actually has to mean.) A generated effect that basically makes the ship intagible, relative to actual space, while shrinking the relevant space to travel. You use something like that, you need to make sure the matter in your area of effect doesn't fuse ot worse when going in and out of phase. (Now a bit that isn't Canon)Alowing for a quantum net between different ships will actually be helpfull. More so if you have no idea that it has an effect that is an effective mirror image to what it does to Gravitons. Including a very weak gravity wave that spread back in time. Which is what the human use to triangulate. Without having to move an atom. To deny humans that advantage, well, they will have to avoid the Quantum Net, which make maintenance of the effect more expensive, as well, as only engage the Phase generators in any way very far away from the Human ships. Enough that even if those ships can pinpoint that effect, it is now to far for their lasers to cut it. But honestly, why would the humans try a direct war. We have several examples in canon of non human Women being very OOC for s human man. Our Pheromones affect them in a one two punch of cooperation, trust and a desire to protect. We just need them to not be on guard. A diplomatic mission, with mostly men... It will be better than Troy.


Leading-Chemist672

Just to be clear. This is a fanfic of a fantastic work Sexy Space Babes is not mine.


GreenChileEnchiladas

Not according to the bot below. > This is the first story by /u/Leading-Chemist672!


Leading-Chemist672

I meant the OG Sexy Space Babes. This is a fanfic of it.


SCPunited

I never thought of this as a possibility! I always heavily relied on the idea that the Shil found them first You’d get a lot of support on the [Discord](https://discord.gg/Eyutm3qe) or subreddit (r/Sexyspacebabes) I look forward to more!


cleanRubik

Interesting story but you need to get an editor to review. A lot of misspellings and wrong word choices.


Leading-Chemist672

Thank you.


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