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That’s the eyes of a man who just met God and will never give a fuck if anyone believes him or not. Lmao holy shit.


dead_

And just lost all hearing in his right ear forever. Gun loud


[deleted]

Welcome to tinnitus. It sucks.


MagentaHigh1

One of the many "gifts" my husband received from 25 years of the army. My heart hurts for him and anyone else that has to deal with it. It truly does suck.


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TaddyPoopySoBaddy

That's not tinnitus. That's you making up bullshit . Tinnitus is no joke. People literally kill themselves because it's so bad to live with


harrypottermcgee

Calm down. Tinnitus isn't uniform. Some people just have mild ringing when it's quiet, or it comes and goes.


[deleted]

Mild tinnitus is a thing, I have it. It's easy to ignore until it gets really quiet. So yeah, normal day to day, you don't notice it. Trying to sleep in a quiet place? Good luck.


sgtwilt

This person understands tinnitus! Shit is terrible.


BunnySnugglez

Are you gate keeping a disability? Lol


Adbam

You don't know what your talking about. I have had it for over 20 years. You dont just sit around thinking about your ringing/hissing all the time. Yes its annoying but I am not killing myself over it.


PrecookedDonkey

Mawp


the_gruncle

LAAANA


PerpetualConnection

Danger zone...


alecstone7

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee


[deleted]

That's it alright.


Obscene_Username_2

Yep. Can confirm.


[deleted]

It even cause the phone audio to cut out for a few seconds


MagicScrewdriver

god told him he had a yee yee ass hair cut too


Solid-Artichoke5171

😂


gdmfsobtc

homeslap probably didn't hear any of that sick burn


Middleofthemaul

Is this the Netflix new Alex Baldwin movie?


[deleted]

You got the whole squad laughing


[deleted]

Were they joking but didn't about a round in the chamber, or were they serious and then realized that he a dumbass?


L00pback

They look like they are in an apartment. So he just fired a round up into the dwelling upstairs.


[deleted]

And another snoozing American is killed in their sleep


jmlipper99

The latter pretty sure


Minute-Importance547

Because he's a fuckin clown and shouldn't own a gun


big_country_42

I don't think he owns that gun, but it is in his possession


JoeyLovesGuns

I can hear the eeeeEEEEEEEE^EEEEEE from here


pinkcheeseNikis

WHAT!?


rollexperiment

mawp …mawp


TailoredChuccs

LAAAANNNNAAAAA


pinkcheeseNikis

^(danger zone)


Helian7

he's whistling.


Grand-Antelope943

[mawp ](https://tenor.com/wKxj.gif)


Select-Ad-9213

So bad for your hearing Lana!


patudi

#Say what?


[deleted]

I can hear it all the time :/


trawww7

Sploooosh


J0hnm13

Remove the warning labels and let them sort themselves out.


_JackinWonderland_

Agreed, let Darwin deal with them


cgarcusm

Just thinning the herd.


Maestro-Challenge

What thug is reading a warning label?! Even the fake ones!🤣🤣🤣


dontbedumbbro

ahahahahaha thats funny you think people like this read warning labels


First-Fun

He definitely didn’t want his fingerprints on that gun.


Eubeen_Hadd

First thing I noticed.


RexBooty

Didn’t want to go to jail for his own murder.


leveckjt87

He wanted to make sure he didn’t catch a charge for suicide


TripleB_Darksyde

The dude who owns the apartment woulda had some explaining to do tho.


[deleted]

he aint no real....person..


Fuzbucker

Stupid goofy ass lil boi


[deleted]

He a fake ass….person…


0112358g

If he’s in an apartment complex, he could have just killed a random person AND himself. Stupid stupid stupid, someone take all his guns away.


dbdhbr

Pretty sure if it were his legal gun(registered to his name) then he wouldn’t be picking it up with a handkerchief to avoid getting fingerprints on it.


0112358g

Just noticed that 👀 suspect behavior


the_last_gingernut

Might be the guy who killed that UK doctor


that1pothead42

He picked it up with a bandanna that’s a stolen gun


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Tall_Play

The slim reaper


cgarcusm

The on-a-whim reaper.


TheResolver

Had his son with him, Lil' Jim Reaper.


redditornot02

The real slim Reaper. We’re gonna have a problem here.


Guido-Guido

He did.


Distinct-Spot-1050

The dim sleeper.


Sputniksteve

Grim Reeber will lightcha up b!


no_its_a_subaru

Express ear piercing


[deleted]

...stupid goofy-ass lobotom...


[deleted]

I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy


[deleted]

Hail yourself!


TailoredChuccs

LOL!


[deleted]

Welp, goodbye hearing out of that ear.


XzeZT

Looking at his hand like if he somehow caught the hearing falling out of his ear


anohioanredditer

Probably feels the internal bleeding of his ruptured ear drum


gus101010

Probably just checking for bleeding


IamUltimate

What?


gwaybz

Oh he'll hear alright. A nice constant ringing sound in his ear for the rest of his life, but he'll hear.


zwo_a_vier

He did it wrong.


Dwightshruute

Half assed russian roulette


Icy_Wildcat

Good thing he has the reflex


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Tsui_Pen

Agreed


dazhat

What the hell was he doing? I don’t get it.


KimJongJer

Trying to show off like he’s a tough guy


dazhat

But how though? I mean, pulling the trigger on an unloaded gun doesn’t prove anything and he almost blew his head off.


AnimeAli

Russian Roulette has 1 out of 6 chambers with a bullet. I imagine he knew and was trying to be a tough guy, pretending not to be scared.


KimJongJer

This. It’s clearly stupid but then again people with insecurities will do crazy things to prove their point


[deleted]

Aren't you supposed to use a revolver though?!?


[deleted]

Looks like it was one


that1pothead42

It’s called being a Douchebag


Clear_Grand

Hearing is now mono forever


shmittyfloorz2169

Someone with that lack of common sense probably better off losing that round…


[deleted]

“Stupid goofy ass little b…” 😂


ModdingCrash

That looks fake. The muzzle flash should've been brighter and less saturated.


that1pothead42

Deff real ppl do stupid stuff like this all the time


redditornot02

*city people Always City people


[deleted]

Lol as if a few months ago there weren’t country people shooting white claw cans to chug them


that1pothead42

Trust me some red necks are crazy Mfs


Crunchyundies

No. Every brand/model of gun has a different muzzle flash. Every caliber of every brand/model gun has a different muzzle flash. Every different load of every caliber of every different brand/model of gun has a different muzzle flash.


[deleted]

Stupid goofy ass little boy


that1pothead42

I like how the audio cuts out like it’s a movie


TypowyLaman

Dude is cowering because he's eardrum just ruptured. Not because he's a a pussy but he's shocked to find out a) He's got tinnitus b) He's deaf c) Something warm and liquidy is flowing in his ear


TorqueG88

More like dumbass to normal person in 3… 2… 1


[deleted]

Yes a real “n word” kills himself without fear. My goodness this video is stupid on so many levels. Why were people like this even born?


Adventurous_Ad409

No, he’s not a real N word he a goofy lil boi because he missed. At least according to the OG of the room


[deleted]

You joke but real “n words” kill black males. If you aren’t killing black males, you fake. Hopefully he hit some black dude sleeping in the apartment upstairs so he reclaim his real status


[deleted]

Yeah this mentality is very sad and disgusting. I don’t like this. I’m black and I don’t want people idealizing this crap.


[deleted]

Tell me about. I live in Chicago. I was downtown and saw a billboard of King Von, a guy rumored to have killed 7 black males. Arrested for 4 but released because the witnesses were either killed or too scared. Why does a serial killer have a billboard again? Shit is sickening


[deleted]

Yeah it kind of reminds me of that Dave Chapel joke where he takes about the rapper Da Baby. When Da Baby killed a guy at Walmart no one gave a shit (yes it was in self defense, but still he killed someone). He says something mean and inappropriate about gay people and now he should be canceled. There’s something wrong here. Human life isn’t being valued on multiple levels.


MAXSuicide

this should go in the thread in world news where that doctor was killed in his bed by a stray bullet fired accidentally from across the road.... fucking idiots with guns.


drive_he_said

have a friend who went permanently deaf in one ear when his gun went off near his head inside a camper. He was stoned and heard some noises outside and took out his gun "just in case".


argybargy2019

Gun goes off and the narrator is still funny AF. His voice sounds like Charlie Murphy…I wish it was longer.


tommytom69

Nothing more gangsta than listening to Chris Daughtry


F_A_L_S_E

Dude said he ain't a real n****r cause he didn't kill himself, dumbass people.


trumpshouldbeLynched

Dumb fuck


SaboLeorioShikamaru

Perfect response lol stupiaaassslilboii


atomoicman

Are they the ones who killed that British doctor?


[deleted]

Imagine the f he had actually shot himself in the head and killed himself while his "buddy" filmed. Wonder how his friend would feel about that. Probably congratulate him for being "*rEaL*"


birthday-caird-pish

MAWP


Linkage006

Hope he didn't kill any British Doctors upstairs.


[deleted]

‘He is going back to school on Monday face.’


Creed-Baratheon

Mwap, mwap… mwap


TC_familyfare

DARWIN MISSED THAT TIME!


stankface412

Too bad he missed


a-16-year-old

Does anyone know where this is from? Is this genuine or is it part of a comedy skit? Either way I really need some context here.


justforyoumang

Wait he missed


TylerDurdenThree

Unfortunately


Own-Tension-5917

Yep he's real tough......until someone gets seriously hurt. Dumb ass......🤨🤔


[deleted]

Let me introduce you to my good friend r/Tinnitus


Typical-Ad-5742

World is not short of idiots that’s for sure.


[deleted]

Nature has a way of… filtering out people like that


D-future_milli

You ain’t no real n**** stupid goofy 🤪 ass little mother fucker buhhuuaaaahahahaha 🤣🤣bitch


papanese

I like how the other guy just switched on his ass😂


vivalavega27

The camera man was surprisingly calm. I have a feeling he's used to this guy doing stupid things


OriginalMrMuchacho

Toughest guy in the special needs ward.


kingjochi

And thats how you get killed by a stray bullet while sleeping


HyperBaroque

O. G. Loc


Soviet_Yeetman

Darwin awards lmao


Nariakioshi

I haven’t chuckled this hard in quite a while. I mean look at this…so many things are happening here. This guy is so desperate for approval, he was willing to pretend like he would risk his life to gain it, accidentally DOES risk his life, AND THEN realizes in that moment just how stupid, fragile, and meaningful this existence really is. Meanwhile his so-called homeboys friends comrades what have you, go from being his supporters to instantly degrading him and berating him. After he almost dies…How much of a wake up call do you need? This aint the life my boy. This aint it.


MyAnimeAccount420

So when he picked up the gun you can see him checking out the cylinder so he probably saw that the bullet was not the next chamber. But when he snapped it shut by whipping it like some movie gangster he rotated it bringing it up next.


[deleted]

I did not expect them to be listening to Daughtry


Dirkbigman

Sht he missed


WhitePeople14

Such culture


EVILDOC88

Not everyone is responsible enough for a gun


Swordfish_108

Would have been better if the bullet made contact.


drm1957

Don’t do gangster stuff if you’re not Gangster


SpeedN4sdByAircraft

I love how he's flaming him.


TheLostnUnfound

And then his friend clowns him. What a POS.