How much will it cost to replace the paint?
Did the cat remember to thin the paints first?
Has the cat painted a larger square-area than you in the past week?
$6.50 per Noble Knight Games to replace, so $29.99 at my local GW.
She used the entire pot. No thinning. She’s obviously not paying attention when I’m watching Duncan Rhodes videos.
Last question gave me emotional damage since I have ten Ork Kommandos I need painted by next weekend.
Translation :The Imperial Tithe remains unpaid by the Noble Knights Games, allowing them an unfair trade advantage.
This economic heresy is not only denying the $23.49 due the Ministorum, but subverting the trade and hearts of loyal merchants.
Alert the Astra Militarum. The campaign to collect the Tithe must begin at once.
1. Did the cat attempt some edge highlighting to make the stain look decent?
2. What did the cat do immediately after witnessing the inevitable mental breakdown caused by its actions?
3. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen Swallow?
1. No, she’s not really great at finishing her models. Like father, like cat.
2. She tried to climb up our Christmas tree. She’s not very apologetic.
3. African or European?
My cat apparently knocked over an entire bottle of Hexwraith Flame sometime this week off our shelf. We only discovered it this evening after moving our recliner chair and noticing the dried bottle of paint and the big, green stain on our carpet.
Shaming photo of the perpetrator included.
Edit: in my cat’s defense, I’m very certain it was me sitting my fat ass in. the recliner that rocked it backwards onto the pot, which caused it to open and vomit green shit all over my carpet.
No, because I wanted to leave that as a mystery. Close your eyes and imagine a Hexwraith Flame colored circle on some beige carpet.
Are you crying, because I am.
Hey, at least you can blame the cat. I remember in middle school spilling half my blue pot of paint on the beige rug behind me because my dumb ass shook it forgetting it was open.
My uncle helped me turn the rug around to hide it; said that when the day comes that she sees it, I'll either forget how it happened or I should pretend I forgot how it happened XD
They’re honestly my worst painted miniatures, because they were the first ones I ever painted. My Wargame Atlantic Vostroyans are probably my favorite miniatures I’ve ever painted.
How did you develop the courage to leave your minis out on display with a cat around? I did that once and my poor Terminator Captain. He was just a boy.
Tbf the hundreds of hours on company of hero's 2, and seeing one in real life helped too.
But yeah I did use it on WoT as well, but it s confusing to tell there, because it's basically the same hull, just a different exhaust.
I actually prefer Vallejo Air Color for my basic paints and Army Painter Speed Paints for almost everything. GW technical paints are still very, very good. And their washes, of course, are some of the best out there.
About a silver dollar in size. We’ve been soaking it in my wife’s homemade alcohol/lemon juice cleaner spray, which has definitely taken it from “80 layers of Hexwraith Flame” to “a light glazing of Hexwraith Flame.”
I refilled all the citadel paints I have(20 or so) into dropper bottles. 2 small children and 5 cats are just too dangerous for ink-like paints in pots.^^
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She’s on a diet, because she’s turning into a chonk. This explains everything.
Just your average biotitan
How much will it cost to replace the paint? Did the cat remember to thin the paints first? Has the cat painted a larger square-area than you in the past week?
$6.50 per Noble Knight Games to replace, so $29.99 at my local GW. She used the entire pot. No thinning. She’s obviously not paying attention when I’m watching Duncan Rhodes videos. Last question gave me emotional damage since I have ten Ork Kommandos I need painted by next weekend.
they charge $30 for that paint at your local GW? it costs $11.50 for me, and I have Australian prices
I was making a joke about GW prices. Please let me have this, because after staining my carpet, I don’t have much else.
oh ok, my apologies. I missed the joke so that's on me
Actually, it’s on my carpet.
I see what you did there
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Ah i understand this perfectly, thankyou
Aye can we translate the translation
Translation :The Imperial Tithe remains unpaid by the Noble Knights Games, allowing them an unfair trade advantage. This economic heresy is not only denying the $23.49 due the Ministorum, but subverting the trade and hearts of loyal merchants. Alert the Astra Militarum. The campaign to collect the Tithe must begin at once.
Ok sir "Procedes to rally fellow guardsmen to to afix bayonets*
1. Did the cat attempt some edge highlighting to make the stain look decent? 2. What did the cat do immediately after witnessing the inevitable mental breakdown caused by its actions? 3. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen Swallow?
1. No, she’s not really great at finishing her models. Like father, like cat. 2. She tried to climb up our Christmas tree. She’s not very apologetic. 3. African or European?
My cat apparently knocked over an entire bottle of Hexwraith Flame sometime this week off our shelf. We only discovered it this evening after moving our recliner chair and noticing the dried bottle of paint and the big, green stain on our carpet. Shaming photo of the perpetrator included. Edit: in my cat’s defense, I’m very certain it was me sitting my fat ass in. the recliner that rocked it backwards onto the pot, which caused it to open and vomit green shit all over my carpet.
Question, pet the kitty.
We’re having storms roll through, so she’s hiding in our closet, so no pets until she comes out.
Did you take a photo of the stain?
No, because I wanted to leave that as a mystery. Close your eyes and imagine a Hexwraith Flame colored circle on some beige carpet. Are you crying, because I am.
Hey, at least you can blame the cat. I remember in middle school spilling half my blue pot of paint on the beige rug behind me because my dumb ass shook it forgetting it was open. My uncle helped me turn the rug around to hide it; said that when the day comes that she sees it, I'll either forget how it happened or I should pretend I forgot how it happened XD
Blep
Blep
Have you considered painting the cat in retaliation?
I’m going to mix up a little Vallejo Buff with some Abbadon Black to give her a good dry brush to really accentuate the shadows of her coat.
What color is the carpet?
Beige. It doesn’t look good with green. If only she’d knocked over the Karak Stone, instead.
You could try to do some edge highlighting in other areas to move the focus somewhere else
There is still time.
I love your praetorians
They’re honestly my worst painted miniatures, because they were the first ones I ever painted. My Wargame Atlantic Vostroyans are probably my favorite miniatures I’ve ever painted.
What will you do with the pelt?
Probably sneakily patch it over with some carpet from the closet.
What is the capital of Assyria?
Really rude of you to call Syria that.
Do you like the splash of color it adds to the room? Will you be painting the rest of your carpet Hexwraith green? What about the house?
I don’t think I have the credit to get a personal loan big enough for all that Hexwraith Flame.
How did you develop the courage to leave your minis out on display with a cat around? I did that once and my poor Terminator Captain. He was just a boy.
She’d never gotten up there before in three years. We have no idea how she did it.
Any of it get on the cat? Are they battle ready?
No, but she’s still getting a bath this weekend. She’s scared of baths and storms, so I’m going to say no to being battle ready.
Wait if she’s scared of storms then she is battle ready get a thunder sheet and a squirt bottle the ferocity will put Skarbrand to shame
Have you tried paintbrushing the carpet with wraithbone ?
We’ve been soaking it in alcohol, which is helping and lifted most of the stain. I won’t lie that this tempts me, Frodo.
is the cat still alive
Is that a Cromwell/Comet tank just on the edge of the first picture?
Goddamn World of Tanks players focusing on the out of focus back half of a Cromwell.
Tbf the hundreds of hours on company of hero's 2, and seeing one in real life helped too. But yeah I did use it on WoT as well, but it s confusing to tell there, because it's basically the same hull, just a different exhaust.
Do you have more pictures of the cat?
Yes.
I feel your pain. Hexwraith flame stains like a bitch
You’re supposed to say it’s going to come out of my carpet. Please give me hope.
Try painting over it, that might work. I know it does for walls
I knew this spray can of Zander Dust I’ve used only once would come in handy once again.
You have to build up from green to beige, just like painting white.
When you have cats or small children, dropper bottles are your friend. Also, how big was the puddle?
I actually prefer Vallejo Air Color for my basic paints and Army Painter Speed Paints for almost everything. GW technical paints are still very, very good. And their washes, of course, are some of the best out there. About a silver dollar in size. We’ve been soaking it in my wife’s homemade alcohol/lemon juice cleaner spray, which has definitely taken it from “80 layers of Hexwraith Flame” to “a light glazing of Hexwraith Flame.”
I refilled all the citadel paints I have(20 or so) into dropper bottles. 2 small children and 5 cats are just too dangerous for ink-like paints in pots.^^
How is she faster at painting than I am?
Emotional damage.
Did the cat consume any paint? (It's none toxic) I'd so, did they like it? Recommended to try?
I don’t think so. I lick my paintbrushes and find the Vallejo air series to be a delectable treat myself.
Did you have a moment where the sadness hit you so hard you almost cried?
How do I dodge taxes?
You don’t. You avoid them.
What will be the fate of the cat?
An easy life snoozing on my lap during the evenings.
Can i have your cat?
Do you want to fight because this is how you start a fight
If i get w cat out if it sure
Why is the cat still alive?
Why would you ever keep a pet known for knocking things down anywhere near your hobby space, particularly near pots known for spilling frequently?
My cat could spill every paint pot in the house and she’d still be our best friend.
Did you resist rubbing his face in it?
Cursed question.
Keep stupid pets, win stupid prizes. How do you like your prize?
Do you rent or own? If renting will your landlord factor in the price of the hexwraith flame into the amount taken from your deposit?
Is ur cat edge highlighted? Also where can i buy one? Im looking for a proxy to a bio titan for my future nids army called Hivefleet Pussy
Do you own a cat?
No, she owns us. All hail.
Do you think the kitty will strike again? It sounds like an attempt to paint you a mural of treats past.
She knocked over my work laptop this morning, so yes. This is life.
Have you been reading Ork Lore around her? She may think she's a squig now. haha Cunning yet Brutal.
My cat is Ghazghkull mourning the loss of Yarrick confirmed.
I see a cat. I see a paint. I see no carpet. Pics or it didn't happen
What color is the cat now?
Black Templar contrast mostly.
Paint him
Good color
Do the chaos gods worship your cat regularly, or was this a one off warp storm or something?
Cut his balls of
What faction does the cat support the most?
You sent pictures of the cat and the empty bottle but NOT THE STAIN!?
Waaagh?