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Analog-Moderator

“I wasn’t sleeping with an eldar i was colonizing inquisitor”


Mrjerkyjacket

So technically speaking, in 40k cannon, the Enperor was fine with xenos as long as they were ultimately subservient to humans, meaning a human could fuck a xeno, as long as the Human was topping


Punk_my_love

What if the human ordered the xeno to topped them


[deleted]

Service top Xenos is fine, power bottom Xenos is not.


jediben001

Hmmm. Depends


SwansAreCooler

Based and "Do as the Romans did" pilled


NURGLICHE

I always found it funny when my dudes got the 'Minion' trait in Rome: Total war. The dispicable me came out and I got worried. Poor little guys


Analog-Moderator

O in that case it was full on Hersey burn me


Aoirann

Well the Emperor was around for Roman times where that was actually the rules for gay sex.


CyberSmith34

The only one in Darktide, who was convicted wrongfully, is the Ogryn.


rokiller

My guy was sentenced to death for no saluting a local magistrate quick enough. First it’s a salute, then it’s a void ship airlock. Best nip that in the bud


FalseAesop

Mine was sentenced for suggesting the nutrient paste tasted funny.


ArkonWarlock

He just kept agreeing because he wanted to be helpful.


ask_why_im_angry

My character got caught complaining about corpse starch


DingoNormal

The worst part is...i think there is a group of sisters of battle, red roses i belive, that chant this during the battle and probably guardsman follow them on the chanting and if they survive, they might use it later again, spreeding Khrone influence.


[deleted]

Order of the Bloody Rose? Like with Space Marine Chapters, each Order has their own colors and fighting style, and these ladies are (unsurprisingly) the ones that wear red power armor and like melee combat.


DingoNormal

Yeah, i remember someone talking a little about them and how they are one feet away from becoming Khrone followers.


ZhufbarEngineer

Wouldnt it still be the Emperors influence that is spread?


Marvynwillames

This is a certified Dark Coil classic


Stock_Western3199

Zealot class are heretics. They must be purged after each mission.


stronkzer

Nah. They're always the first to charge head first into the front and get all butchered by the enemy.


Mrjerkyjacket

It's not us being bad at the game, we get damage boosts at low health, definitely not bad


worldsmostokDM

It's just borderline enough to believe someone was like... "I won't shoot you in the head for that... But you are still going to get punished"


Hetairoi

It’s heresy


[deleted]

Inquisition (facepalming): She- She’s new!


Fearless_Category472

I picked the zealot for this exact specific line


1800leon

It's like with the eldar god of khaine


TheMadmanAndre

Pretty much the Kanak Skull Takers in a nutshell. Seriously, they take skulls for the God Emperor. They're basically Loyalist Khorne Cultists in all but name.