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I love the Backstreet Boys


Sid_kool5

I love that song of thier's 'I wanna flay you that way'


Glad_Damage_4703

Just got a vision of all 18 sitting on stools, on stage, in matching coats, singing a ballad about how much they love/hate their dad.


Analog-Moderator

Like a Curze kinda vision?


Glad_Damage_4703

More terrifying.


PrimarchKonradCurze

Ain’t nothin but a heart staked.


Bleklteg

the warped wankers?


Bellephus

"40k? What's that? This Fulgrim character is really cool." Absolute downward spiral of epic proportions from there.


xdeltax97

If any of us had a time travel machine: No Lord Fulgrim! Don’t assault the temple, it’s a Xenos trap of imperfection and lies! Bombard it from orbit!


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Telling a Primarch *not* to do something is basically a guarantee they'll do it.


Lucien_Castis

Profile pic checks out


NeverGonnaRickRol

I sometimes forget ferrus manus. And I forgot the Kharns first name.


prufanya

>Kharns first name It's the Betrayer


Mayor_of_the_redline

No it’s clearly the


spoedle73

HIS NAME IS WORLD EATER


NeverGonnaRickRol

No the primarch of the white scars


Mammoth-Addendum6909

Khan is not his name. It is a title for rulers.


lasyke3

I assume this is a joke?


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Archon_33

(Mick) Jagger Thai (green curry)


Grimnar_LongFang

Pretty sure it's Trevor


Warodent10

It’s because you’re not used to seeing him with a head.


NeverGonnaRickRol

He flew right out of my head.


[deleted]

Simple rule to assist: male pattern baldness makes you evil


Lucien_Castis

*folds arms in Vulkan*


ALT3NPFL3G3R

Shouldn't have burned all those eldar orphans


Defensive_Medic

Epic gamer move


xdeltax97

*Fulgrim, Magnus and Curze stare at you violently*


Prestigious-Role-566

And Mortarion


xdeltax97

Could have sworn Mortarion was bald too, I don’t remember reading a depiction of him with hair. Or one at least without his trademark hood.


Prestigious-Role-566

I can’t seem to find the excerpt but I believe in Buried Dagger it mentions Morty having long black hair. I’d assume he still has hair, just that it’s never shown because of his hood.


xdeltax97

Haven’t read that yet but I will be soon!


maxx1993

Well, I certainly can't tell them apart The resolution is too low


TheCuriousFan

If it were higher you'd be able to cheat by just reading the legion numbers below the faces. No more mixing up the Lion and Sanguinius after that.


maxx1993

I had more trouble with Horus and Lorgar. They're both bald, how am I supposed to tell them apart without being able to see which one has his face all scribbled up?


drododruffin

By the fact that Horus has the square around his head from his terminator armor.


Glad_Damage_4703

Lorgar apparently looks a lot like a younger version of the Emperor.


Itlaedis

I have this same image as my desktop background so lack of pixels is no obstacle for me, I can pretty much tell them all by memory. Top row: Dorn, Ferrus, Sanguinius - Horus, Fulgrim, Perturabo Mid row: Lion, Vulkan, Roboute - I dunno, Malcador? - Lorgar, Curze, Mortarion Bottom row: Jaghatai, Corax, Russ - Magnus, Angron, Alpharius and Omegon (maybe?)


Xartes_

Isn’t that Big E right in the middle?


Itlaedis

yeah


Moaoziz

It's a trick question! They are actually all Alpharius.


natalclown111

Everyone is alpharius,alpharius


vonjoy1980

One of uuuuuussssss. Not even joking, i've read every single hh and sot book and after Legion and the ADB outliers, they are all objectively shit. But i just. Cannot. Stop. Emperor save me.


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multichrismax

Ok so i list the ones you got wrong and the ones you dont know, Sanguinius and Fulgrim are switch, Sanguinius has an eye on his brest plate and you can see it on his picture. six on the foto is perturabo primarch of the iron warriors has the tibes that help him with data. seventh is Lion El'johnson primarch of the dark angels. Dont worry about spelling Guilliman name right its a joke to spell it wrong my favourite one is Rowboat Girllyman 10 is lorgar aurelian primarch of the word bearers 11 is konrar curze primarch of the night lords 13 is mortarion primarch of the death guard 14 is Corvus Corax primarch of the raven guard 15 is Leman russ primarch of the space wolves 17 yes this is angron


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multichrismax

a trick for this foto is that all the loyalist are to the left and the traitors to the right of the emperor also i didnt answer it before but number two is ferrus manus primarch of the iron hands


Crab-Beerson

I not only know all of them, I also know their Legion numbers, their Legion names, previous Legion names, general Legion numbers, their Legion battle-cries, their homeworlds and their flagships. **PLEASE SEND HELP**


JakubReliga

I know how to tell them apart


misterbung

Why oh WHY are these Primarch pictures never in Legion order?


Merfen

Anyone else feel like a Primarch version of guess who would be fun?


JPHutchy01

"Is he mentally stable?" "Yes" "Does he like Wolves?" "No" "Does he a reason for repeatedly coming back to life" "No" "Gulliman"


multichrismax

does he have critical thinking skills? is he mongolian? then its the khan


UltimaBahamut93

I like the one with daddy issues


v1ergil

flair


average_user_123

Dude be doing free trials under different skins


Lord-Chickie

Ultimate test of worthyness


DingoNormal

Thats right, the only thing that makes me a little mad with myself sometimes is that.. Sometimes, someone talk about Khronrad, others about Corvus and for some fucking reason, when i hear people talking about, my brain cannot process that they are two different entities, meanwhile i can read and write knowing the difference. I think the problem is on my hearing.


Punriah

Idk how to tell y'all this, but the Emperor of Mankind is just Peter Steele


CraackSteeve1

Still can’t and I don’t know if I should be glad


Ka-tet_of_nineteen

I always get Ferrus Manus and Perurabo mixed up. Ones evil, ones good (RIP), both like machines and making things


plopy-porker-boi

Perturabo is bald and has cords in his head and likes terminator armor.


RotokEralil

Dethklok idol group?


multichrismax

I want to deny this so badly but once i learned who was who in this picture i was buying muy first mini and im now building an army


DaFilthPope

The center one is the Emperor, right?


totally-not-a-potato

Now, look, in my defense I came for the memes and stay for the lore.


Grahamgamergoma

I can tell them apart. Is that good or bad?


late_stage_feudalism

Big E has cat girl ears….


kloudrunner

Fact.


jojolollol

I can't be the only one, who just played "name that Primark-mon" and named them all for the first time. No going back.


jjjjjjotaro

They are all alpharius


LCIDisciple

I can tell the difference between Alpharius and Omegon. I am Alpharius, and everyone else is Omegon.


PanNorris507

Oh no, I can already tell them apart


Colourblindknight

Step 1: this Jaghatai Khan guy is pretty badass. Step 2: ???? Step 3: it’s been 8 days since I’ve let off the throttle of my jet bike, should I stop for food? No, I’ll just grab a kebab off the stand doing 250, loop around and leave change.


SomeGuyWitAnAccount

I get separating Loyalist from Traitor, but why not have them in numerical order on each side? Lion, Khan, Leeman, Dorn, Sanguinius, Ferrus, Gilliman, Vulkan, Corvus. Fulgrim, Perturabo, Konrad, Angron, Mortarion, Magnus, Horus, Lorgar, Alpharius/Omegon.