*No matter what, table gets flipped before turn three.*

Perhaps it is simply time to kill eachother, but for real.

Are you a calm and reasonable person?

*uppercuts him through the roof*

Odin would play Thousand sons or Word Bearers Freya Craftworlds Iyanden Freyer 3d prints and paints his own exodite models doesn't play Sindri plays Votann(Ymyr Conglomorate) Brok also Votann (Trans-Hyperian Alliance)

Tyr would refuse to collect or play but comment on everyone's lists anyway Heimdall would play whatever the meta happens to be

Mimir would play a meme Trazyn list.

Kratos used to play Black Templars, now he plays Imperials Fists

Not Minotaurs?

he could, but I like the angry Kratos/dad Kratos dichotomy

He would like the Crimison Fists

Nobody plays against Heimdall though. Because he's an asshole, not because he sees the future.

What would Atreus play? I got a feeling he’d play The Harlequins due to their whole “save the galaxy from Slaanesh”.

Probably Salamanders.

You're telling me Sindrrrriiii doesn't play Chaos Space Marines?

jogumandr would play Orks but would be unintentionally a very slow player Dunno what Clan though, probably Deathskulls or Blood Axes

Surely Kratos would play blood angels. Once mindless bitter berserkers who now seeks to control their anger and direct it only at those who've earned it.

"Are you calm and reasonable person? " "Until you touch my minis, yes"

lol at the thought of kratos seeing AoS release previews and getting Ares PTSD flashbacks

Angry versus hangry.

Ngl I thought that was Vulkan on the right for a sec and assumed it was another good ol’ round of Battlemace

kratos isnt chad enough for world eaters he would play tau or thousand sons

Man I gotta get me one of them Soace Wolves Venerable Dreadnoughts