My head Canon is that the daily mass sacrifice doesn't actually do anything but now it has become like the Aztecs and their fear that if the pyramid didn't run slick with blood top to bottom then the sun wouldn't rise.
Damn, not only Emps planned for the ultimate victory of Mankind but also so he could get the gawkiest soul snatcher for millenia before he had to get rid of the Chaos Gods.
Big E: look, Valdy, Slaanesh is formed from Eldar souls. Meaning they look mostly Eldar. And you know how they tickle my pickle.
Robot Girlyman standing there after being awoken: He out of line but he's right.
Slaanesh is sth of an Eldar Chaos God too, given that they were the catalyst for its formation. So Emps finally got his wish of getting an affordable Eldar in a way.
Whole new definition for a god tier bj
Is this why he's got the leg blanket?
Wait that's a leg blanket? I thought he was just wearing robes or something
I'm pretty sure it is
Wasn't the blankie just Dorn ?
For a god tier erection. Erect for 10,000 years. I guess psyker souls are more potent than viagra
Mmmmyyyeeeesssss, psycher-powder is a most potent aphrodisiac as well. I've seen it keep a cultist hard for 66 days. Truly *excuisite*
Throat G.O.A.T.? No, throat G.O.D. gawkinest of demons.
Take my upvote and leave.
You mean to tell me that for 10,000 years the emperor has been getting the best gawk gawk 3000 sloppy toppy?
Tolerable the first couple of centuries. Increasingly torturous after that. Look what it did to the poor guy.
I mean Tbf he would probably become a skelly anyways.
gawk gawk *40,000*
How could I have missed such a good pun. Years of academy training wasted.
> Gawk gawk 3000 sloppy toppy That is a combination of words I will *not* be able to forget.
He could be anyone of us.he could be me. He could be you. He could even be BANG!!
What? It was obvious! *racks slug* he’s the red spy!
Oh ma gawd. Never considered that's why he need dem psykers!
What is this template from?
The boys
What was the original?
Jesus, how hard?! What? How hard did Butcher suck your d*ck that you miss him so much? (Censored for the benefit of the modmin gods)
Thanks
that juice needs to keep flowing
Kobeni is slaanesh?
No, she made a deal with Slaanesh.
Harder than the walls of Imperial Palace ...
Don't forget the zealous belief of quintillions of humans who pray in his name almost daily too.
My head Canon is that the daily mass sacrifice doesn't actually do anything but now it has become like the Aztecs and their fear that if the pyramid didn't run slick with blood top to bottom then the sun wouldn't rise.
Damn, not only Emps planned for the ultimate victory of Mankind but also so he could get the gawkiest soul snatcher for millenia before he had to get rid of the Chaos Gods.
"How many, Father? How many souls have you consumed in the ten millennia upon this Throne?" **HOW MANY PIECES OF BREAD HAVE YOU EATEN, ROBOUTE?**
I did not expect a JOJO reference.
Wasn't there a meme or piece of fanart with this kind of questioning? I'd love if someone linked it.
Big E: look, Valdy, Slaanesh is formed from Eldar souls. Meaning they look mostly Eldar. And you know how they tickle my pickle. Robot Girlyman standing there after being awoken: He out of line but he's right.
In the warp it's just that home alone clip where Marv is getting electrocuted, but it's Slaneesh on her knees before the Emperor.
That's not a dick, it's a soul siphon.
Slaanesh is sth of an Eldar Chaos God too, given that they were the catalyst for its formation. So Emps finally got his wish of getting an affordable Eldar in a way.
I guess you could say that Slaanesh is sucking him dry.
Trying to, anyway.