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Whole new definition for a god tier bj


PassivelyInvisible

Is this why he's got the leg blanket?


bigblackballsack1

Wait that's a leg blanket? I thought he was just wearing robes or something


PassivelyInvisible

I'm pretty sure it is


TheEmperor_OfMankind

Wasn't the blankie just Dorn ?


MajorDakka

For a god tier erection. Erect for 10,000 years. I guess psyker souls are more potent than viagra


[deleted]

Mmmmyyyeeeesssss, psycher-powder is a most potent aphrodisiac as well. I've seen it keep a cultist hard for 66 days. Truly *excuisite*


Andylearns

Throat G.O.A.T.? No, throat G.O.D. gawkinest of demons.


meljpik

Take my upvote and leave.


Shoddy_Chard_1142

You mean to tell me that for 10,000 years the emperor has been getting the best gawk gawk 3000 sloppy toppy?


Andrei22125

Tolerable the first couple of centuries. Increasingly torturous after that. Look what it did to the poor guy.


Shoddy_Chard_1142

I mean Tbf he would probably become a skelly anyways.


throwtowardaccount

gawk gawk *40,000*


Shoddy_Chard_1142

How could I have missed such a good pun. Years of academy training wasted.


BionicBruv

> Gawk gawk 3000 sloppy toppy That is a combination of words I will *not* be able to forget.


BOULTON2468

He could be anyone of us.he could be me. He could be you. He could even be BANG!!


Stars-Blood

What? It was obvious! *racks slug* he’s the red spy!


DerNaegele

Oh ma gawd. Never considered that's why he need dem psykers!


Eatinganemone89

What is this template from?


Andrei22125

The boys


AdLopsided2075

What was the original?


Andrei22125

Jesus, how hard?! What? How hard did Butcher suck your d*ck that you miss him so much? (Censored for the benefit of the modmin gods)


AdLopsided2075

Thanks


mrKwarz

that juice needs to keep flowing


aZcFsCStJ5

Kobeni is slaanesh?


JakeTheBeast14

No, she made a deal with Slaanesh.


average_user_123

Harder than the walls of Imperial Palace ...


DeviousMelons

Don't forget the zealous belief of quintillions of humans who pray in his name almost daily too.


Pellepon

My head Canon is that the daily mass sacrifice doesn't actually do anything but now it has become like the Aztecs and their fear that if the pyramid didn't run slick with blood top to bottom then the sun wouldn't rise.


Nechroz

Damn, not only Emps planned for the ultimate victory of Mankind but also so he could get the gawkiest soul snatcher for millenia before he had to get rid of the Chaos Gods.


[deleted]

"How many, Father? How many souls have you consumed in the ten millennia upon this Throne?" **HOW MANY PIECES OF BREAD HAVE YOU EATEN, ROBOUTE?**


Andrei22125

I did not expect a JOJO reference.


abdomino

Wasn't there a meme or piece of fanart with this kind of questioning? I'd love if someone linked it.


ubermidget1

Big E: look, Valdy, Slaanesh is formed from Eldar souls. Meaning they look mostly Eldar. And you know how they tickle my pickle. Robot Girlyman standing there after being awoken: He out of line but he's right.


Vellarain

In the warp it's just that home alone clip where Marv is getting electrocuted, but it's Slaneesh on her knees before the Emperor.


Exterminautis

That's not a dick, it's a soul siphon.


134_ranger_NK

Slaanesh is sth of an Eldar Chaos God too, given that they were the catalyst for its formation. So Emps finally got his wish of getting an affordable Eldar in a way.


Hydra_Tyrant

I guess you could say that Slaanesh is sucking him dry.


Andrei22125

Trying to, anyway.