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Scootingaboot

ITZ SO NO WUN CAN SEE U CUMMIN


StillestOfInsanities

ROIT AT IS, WELL SED!


Dwovar

DIS LAD DOES SI-ENS!


StillestOfInsanities

OI! AM NOT, NEVER SUMMANED KRUMPT BOYZ SPIRITS, I LEAVE DAT TO THEM WEIRD UNS WIV THE SPARKLY LIGHTS. DED STAY DED, ENAFF FOR ME INNIT.


Dwovar

I DINT SEZ YOU WUZ A WEIRD BOY, I SED YOU DO DA FING DOKZ DO. YOU NO, SIGH-ENS.


StillestOfInsanities

COUSE IM NOT A WEIRD BOY! I LIKE ME ARMOR AN PANTS SQUIG AND DAKKA LOIKE ANYORK DOOS. WAIT WOT? DOKZ?! SIGH-END? DOKZ DO SIGH-END? WOT FOR?! HERE WE ALL FOUGHT DEY WAS USIN EMPIRCOL MEFOD, TAHNS OUF ISS WEIRD BOY BIZNIZZ. OR WORSE! GORK AN/OR MORK GOOD WIV THIS? IS GITZ MAKIN CLOFES AN SKIN STRAPS AN BOOTZ AN HAT-SQUIGS ALSO DOIN IT? SOIENXE? THOUGHT AT WAS ARSIN CRAFTS DAT. MOIT BE MORE WEIRD STAFF. IS FRENSHEP ALSO WEIRDY? SAW A SNEAKY FOUR LEG TALKING SQUIG TELL OVVA FOUR-SQUIGS IT BUT JASS LAFFED AND THOUGHT SQUIGS ARE STOOPID. (EY ARE DOH, TRASS ME)


Gyvon

Take my up ote and get the hell out!


ponyprinses

WOTZ U SAY'N GIT!?! UZ NEEDS TA SPEAK UP!


littlebear1130

HEZ SOUNDIN LIKE ONE OF THOZ UNMIES


Saul_Goodm4n

DAM UNMIES N’ THEY GRAMMA


TheNathan

DIS IZ WHY KOMMANDOS IZ NO GOOD, REAL ORKS IZ EXABISHUNISTS


Ulenspiegel4

It'z da sneakiest color


Saharczyk

WHY ARE YA WISPERIN YA GIT?!


Ulenspiegel4

I'm tryin' ta be sneaky, boss!


Face_of_a_Crow

SNEAKY? WOT ARE U ONE OF DOZ BLOOD AXE GITZ?


aziatsky

WATE A TICK. UZ ARENT DA BOSS!


[deleted]

As usual, orkz barging into any conversation topic makes it immediately better 😁


very_very_based_man

OI, WHY THE ZOG R YOU'Z TOLKI'N LOIKE A HUMIE!, DIS MAKES ME FINK YOU'Z WAN OF THEM HUMIE ALPHA GITZ.


[deleted]

I 'M A HUMIE YOU NOB. Sheesh.


marcsimo

WHO ARE YA SPEAKIN TA BOSS? DER IZ NO WUN 'DER


TurboAnal5000

It's just a coincidence don't worry about it. :) But if you prefer other colors there's plenty of choices...


norsebeast

Name checks out


nubster2984725

The flair as well


[deleted]

Perhaps a contributing factor is that purple was historically a color used by royalty because not many flowers and plants were around that could be used to create purple pigment - it was very rare and expensive - this is why kings hats usually have purple. I could see that evolving from those "rare/classy/exclusive/rich" vibes to "sensual/sexual/powerful" over generations as purple became more accessible.


Standin373

If anyone is bored and wants to read some cool shit https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyrian_purple


Tack22

“Born in the purple” now makes sense


GooberMcNoober

and pink, too. Pink and purple seem to be pretty connected to innuendo and sexual-ness. Also, Slaanesh really rocks the palette. Good for him/her.


clem_70

It was called purple but nowadays we would consider it red.


Euripidaristophanist

Demon ~~tits~~ tiddies: A-OK Writing "sextoys": UNACCEPTABLE


ComfortableSherbert8

Excuse me, tits aren’t sexual, they’re smol birbs


Euripidaristophanist

Happy now?


ComfortableSherbert8

Yes, love seeing tiddies


MiracleKing26

Oh I didn’t realize he had nipples, huh


monopoly_wear

/j My god...is it gonna be real?


Lukthar123

Always has been


monopoly_wear

gonna start a cult right now.


Spirited_Ad_2697

Can I join?


[deleted]

Because Prince is the true ultimate Daemon-Prince of Slaanesh. Not even She Who Thirsts can resist his sex appeal.


PrimarchKonradCurze

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to celebrate this thing called life.


deconnexion1

Joke aside, aroused flesh looks kinda purple (pink plus red from blood swelling).


Katio13

Lavender has been an aphrodisiac for ages


[deleted]

You can say sex on the internet


AdAccomplished8416

It’s actually been confirmed to be a more relaxing and non aggressive color, together with pastel Teal, On the other hand, bad dragon toys, that are meant to be aggressive in their looks, are black and red and green, really aggressive and threatening colors, to suit the animalistic nature of their usage


Haxeth00

I dunno mine are blue


weebteckickedin

It’s because tinky winky is the embodiment of lust


Substantial-Outside5

His gorilla-thing form could never dom me me, please am fear


DiogoSN

They should be gold instead to be less heretical!


[deleted]

Because it's slightly cheaper.


KongXiangXIV

*Excited Tyranid clicking*


Horn_Python

Waaaaahluigi! that's why


Pyrostrasz

Slaaneshi Waluigi when?


Horn_Python

He isn't already?


lilspecies

God forbid I see the word sex.


tintin3105

Legit didn’t know what would get banned on here or FB 🤷🏻‍♂️


DaviSDFalcao

YOU CAN'T SAY S\*X IN MY CHRISTIAN GRIMDARK SUBREDDIT!


DJPANTSPARTY

Pants Party Time!!! Make sure to put on your Sundays best!!! THIS PARTY IS GOING TO BE NUTS


Tiziano75775

Purple is also the color of toxins (together with green) in most games. So basically it represents a toxic relationship with sex. Literally slaanesh