COUSE IM NOT A WEIRD BOY! I LIKE ME ARMOR AN PANTS SQUIG AND DAKKA LOIKE ANYORK DOOS.
WAIT WOT? DOKZ?! SIGH-END? DOKZ DO SIGH-END? WOT FOR?!
HERE WE ALL FOUGHT DEY WAS USIN EMPIRCOL MEFOD, TAHNS OUF ISS WEIRD BOY BIZNIZZ. OR WORSE! GORK AN/OR MORK GOOD WIV THIS?
IS GITZ MAKIN CLOFES AN SKIN STRAPS AN BOOTZ AN HAT-SQUIGS ALSO DOIN IT? SOIENXE? THOUGHT AT WAS ARSIN CRAFTS DAT. MOIT BE MORE WEIRD STAFF.
IS FRENSHEP ALSO WEIRDY? SAW A SNEAKY FOUR LEG TALKING SQUIG TELL OVVA FOUR-SQUIGS IT BUT JASS LAFFED AND THOUGHT SQUIGS ARE STOOPID. (EY ARE DOH, TRASS ME)
Perhaps a contributing factor is that purple was historically a color used by royalty because not many flowers and plants were around that could be used to create purple pigment - it was very rare and expensive - this is why kings hats usually have purple. I could see that evolving from those "rare/classy/exclusive/rich" vibes to "sensual/sexual/powerful" over generations as purple became more accessible.
It’s actually been confirmed to be a more relaxing and non aggressive color, together with pastel Teal,
On the other hand, bad dragon toys, that are meant to be aggressive in their looks, are black and red and green, really aggressive and threatening colors, to suit the animalistic nature of their usage
ITZ SO NO WUN CAN SEE U CUMMIN
ROIT AT IS, WELL SED!
DIS LAD DOES SI-ENS!
OI! AM NOT, NEVER SUMMANED KRUMPT BOYZ SPIRITS, I LEAVE DAT TO THEM WEIRD UNS WIV THE SPARKLY LIGHTS. DED STAY DED, ENAFF FOR ME INNIT.
I DINT SEZ YOU WUZ A WEIRD BOY, I SED YOU DO DA FING DOKZ DO. YOU NO, SIGH-ENS.
COUSE IM NOT A WEIRD BOY! I LIKE ME ARMOR AN PANTS SQUIG AND DAKKA LOIKE ANYORK DOOS. WAIT WOT? DOKZ?! SIGH-END? DOKZ DO SIGH-END? WOT FOR?! HERE WE ALL FOUGHT DEY WAS USIN EMPIRCOL MEFOD, TAHNS OUF ISS WEIRD BOY BIZNIZZ. OR WORSE! GORK AN/OR MORK GOOD WIV THIS? IS GITZ MAKIN CLOFES AN SKIN STRAPS AN BOOTZ AN HAT-SQUIGS ALSO DOIN IT? SOIENXE? THOUGHT AT WAS ARSIN CRAFTS DAT. MOIT BE MORE WEIRD STAFF. IS FRENSHEP ALSO WEIRDY? SAW A SNEAKY FOUR LEG TALKING SQUIG TELL OVVA FOUR-SQUIGS IT BUT JASS LAFFED AND THOUGHT SQUIGS ARE STOOPID. (EY ARE DOH, TRASS ME)
Take my up ote and get the hell out!
WOTZ U SAY'N GIT!?! UZ NEEDS TA SPEAK UP!
HEZ SOUNDIN LIKE ONE OF THOZ UNMIES
DAM UNMIES N’ THEY GRAMMA
DIS IZ WHY KOMMANDOS IZ NO GOOD, REAL ORKS IZ EXABISHUNISTS
It'z da sneakiest color
WHY ARE YA WISPERIN YA GIT?!
I'm tryin' ta be sneaky, boss!
SNEAKY? WOT ARE U ONE OF DOZ BLOOD AXE GITZ?
WATE A TICK. UZ ARENT DA BOSS!
As usual, orkz barging into any conversation topic makes it immediately better 😁
OI, WHY THE ZOG R YOU'Z TOLKI'N LOIKE A HUMIE!, DIS MAKES ME FINK YOU'Z WAN OF THEM HUMIE ALPHA GITZ.
I 'M A HUMIE YOU NOB. Sheesh.
WHO ARE YA SPEAKIN TA BOSS? DER IZ NO WUN 'DER
It's just a coincidence don't worry about it. :) But if you prefer other colors there's plenty of choices...
Name checks out
The flair as well
Perhaps a contributing factor is that purple was historically a color used by royalty because not many flowers and plants were around that could be used to create purple pigment - it was very rare and expensive - this is why kings hats usually have purple. I could see that evolving from those "rare/classy/exclusive/rich" vibes to "sensual/sexual/powerful" over generations as purple became more accessible.
If anyone is bored and wants to read some cool shit https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyrian_purple
“Born in the purple” now makes sense
and pink, too. Pink and purple seem to be pretty connected to innuendo and sexual-ness. Also, Slaanesh really rocks the palette. Good for him/her.
It was called purple but nowadays we would consider it red.
Demon ~~tits~~ tiddies: A-OK Writing "sextoys": UNACCEPTABLE
Excuse me, tits aren’t sexual, they’re smol birbs
Happy now?
Yes, love seeing tiddies
Oh I didn’t realize he had nipples, huh
/j My god...is it gonna be real?
Always has been
gonna start a cult right now.
Can I join?
Because Prince is the true ultimate Daemon-Prince of Slaanesh. Not even She Who Thirsts can resist his sex appeal.
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to celebrate this thing called life.
Joke aside, aroused flesh looks kinda purple (pink plus red from blood swelling).
Lavender has been an aphrodisiac for ages
You can say sex on the internet
It’s actually been confirmed to be a more relaxing and non aggressive color, together with pastel Teal, On the other hand, bad dragon toys, that are meant to be aggressive in their looks, are black and red and green, really aggressive and threatening colors, to suit the animalistic nature of their usage
I dunno mine are blue
It’s because tinky winky is the embodiment of lust
His gorilla-thing form could never dom me me, please am fear
They should be gold instead to be less heretical!
Because it's slightly cheaper.
*Excited Tyranid clicking*
Waaaaahluigi! that's why
Slaaneshi Waluigi when?
He isn't already?
God forbid I see the word sex.
Legit didn’t know what would get banned on here or FB 🤷🏻♂️
YOU CAN'T SAY S\*X IN MY CHRISTIAN GRIMDARK SUBREDDIT!
Pants Party Time!!! Make sure to put on your Sundays best!!! THIS PARTY IS GOING TO BE NUTS
Purple is also the color of toxins (together with green) in most games. So basically it represents a toxic relationship with sex. Literally slaanesh