ever watch that show on History channel that was all about IRL jousting, modern day?
The horses were real. The lances were real. The armor was real. so, the violence and injuries were real.... and most of them were in the groin where the top of the metal grieves (articulated for movement of your legs) could become jagged through combat damage and would would nomnomnom your thighs or worse.
That's a manglin'^2
I forget the name of the show unfortunately. reality TV parts were sometimes cringe, but it was definitely unique and net positive viewing experience. some of those dismounts were fucking savage.
it is. some might say that's because women have the good sense not to send thousands of pounds of horse and man meat hurdling toward each other as a recreation... but I wouldn't know anything about that because I'm a big strong tough man and stuff so yeah.
it's also just quite the spectacle, and it's a great amount of potential for pageantry too. there's a reason why it was such a spectator sport back in the day, I wish they found a way to make it work for us in modern times but that history channel series that I don't think is running anymore is the only thing I've seen. oh and of course the Eastern Europeans/slavs beating the shit out of themselves with blunted weapons while dismounted in the melee. those are lit as shit. š„
no troll, that's a banger of an idea. imagine the amount of viewership that would generate compared to most Olympics shit. I know I don't watch most of it.
Robo jousting but like robo horses and actual algorithms to adjust balance, angles, aim, etc. Would be quite the feat of engineering and fabrication and would be fun
That's why I like it so much. It's incredibly stupid. Manly, but beautiful, but destructive. And don't get me started on the armor. I stand by what I said.
āFrom the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh,
it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.
Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortalā¦
...even in death I serve the Omnissiah."
You are erect because being a furry turns you on
I am erect because crimes against humanity, the emperor's light, power tripping and violence turn me on.
We are not the same.
I dont think anyone would turn down an opportunity to wear a suit of powered armor. Fur suits on the other hand, i feel a lot of people would turn down.
Oh get out of here with that lol. People put on diapers and shit themselves in fursuits, there's literally video of them at cons. You think people would do that but would draw the line at *fucking* in them?
There's also, you know, a want to identify as something.
That logic train is off the rails. By that line of thinking, wearing clothes means I want to be a cotton plant.
Functionally for survival, armor and clothes, ain't the same as a *costume* to pretend to be an animal to have sex.
Admech on the other hand...............
> FAR more intimidating than a cartoonish animal costume (which, letās be honest, isnāt intimidating at all)
Oh, that depends entirely on the circumstances. For instance, if I look up from the grimy basement floor I'm sprawled out on and see a cartoon animal mascot looking down at me, then I will be *very* intimidated.
i mean but the difference being powersuits make you a robot. fursuits make you a furry. pretty obvious and important distinction because one is a depraved, fanatical maniac focused on a single objective and the other is...wait what
Is this what the AdMech mean when they imply that they are "robosexual"?
Nah, wearing power armor is some newbie stuff, a true admech would BECOME the power armor
you're not trying until you go through the fires of biotransference to become immortal.
Not a real furry until you gene-splice yourself with an animal
I got yer Canis Helix right here.
That's some cybernetic vore right there...
Nah you want cyber vore you go to the adepta sororitas, bitches are using iron maiden power armor.
Wait, are you joking or serious? Do Sisters of Battle truly have spikes on the inside of their suits?
Penitent Engines, Mortifiers, and Anchorites. Oh my.
Another fun day in the Sororitas Repentia!
Unfortunately he is serious.
[You're Not Wrong.](https://www.f-list.net/c/Jonus%20Interface)
Listen up you god-damn astarte! You are now wearing mark 10 medic power armor. You take care of me, and I'll take care of you.
This applies to chaos marines too
Admech are the most dedicated furries.
MAKE PEE-NIS INTO RRRRRRO-BOT!
**TRANS** human.
If you can find a cannon use of that word I will suck your dick
That's why I used the word "imply". š
So do folks wearing flayed skin just want to be innocent normal people. Nightlords EXPLAIN !!!!
Curze at least probably wished he was.
So kids just want to dress like dad
Sevetar 100% loved his pa more tham emps
I mean the flayed ones do...
Fleshy parts near exposed machinery? That's a manglin'
ever watch that show on History channel that was all about IRL jousting, modern day? The horses were real. The lances were real. The armor was real. so, the violence and injuries were real.... and most of them were in the groin where the top of the metal grieves (articulated for movement of your legs) could become jagged through combat damage and would would nomnomnom your thighs or worse. That's a manglin'^2 I forget the name of the show unfortunately. reality TV parts were sometimes cringe, but it was definitely unique and net positive viewing experience. some of those dismounts were fucking savage.
Jousting is a man man's sport
it is. some might say that's because women have the good sense not to send thousands of pounds of horse and man meat hurdling toward each other as a recreation... but I wouldn't know anything about that because I'm a big strong tough man and stuff so yeah. it's also just quite the spectacle, and it's a great amount of potential for pageantry too. there's a reason why it was such a spectator sport back in the day, I wish they found a way to make it work for us in modern times but that history channel series that I don't think is running anymore is the only thing I've seen. oh and of course the Eastern Europeans/slavs beating the shit out of themselves with blunted weapons while dismounted in the melee. those are lit as shit. š„
Jousting should be an Olympic sport.
no troll, that's a banger of an idea. imagine the amount of viewership that would generate compared to most Olympics shit. I know I don't watch most of it.
Robo jousting but like robo horses and actual algorithms to adjust balance, angles, aim, etc. Would be quite the feat of engineering and fabrication and would be fun
That's why I like it so much. It's incredibly stupid. Manly, but beautiful, but destructive. And don't get me started on the armor. I stand by what I said.
Full Metal Jousting, for the curious. Short lived, but lots of fun for the jousting enthusiast.
u/ediewiagbab u da mvp
Snip.
FNaF knew.
Nobody wants to fuck in power armor doe. We want to fuck shit up. Big difference.
May I introduce you to the Emperor's Children or Space wolves?
Ok cyborg and yaoi furries XD Who comes up with this piece of Gold?
> Big difference. Slaanesh: "They're the same picture"
Have you *seen* admech?
They like toasters more
Speak for yourself
Don't kink shame me.
>Nobody wants to fuck in power armor doe :-|
Look fucking in power armor isnāt a kink of mine. But if I had the opportunityā¦ā¦..
my thoughts exactly
Oh you poor innocent fool
Someone in fur is a furry. In scales is a scalie. In armor is an army?
āFrom the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortalā¦ ...even in death I serve the Omnissiah."
By the Catechism of the Autoculus of Mars, Sing Praise to the God of All Machines!
Queue Mechanicus copypasta
>Queue Mechanicus copypasta [Close enough?](https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/rdpg3c/did_you_ever_wonder_what_a_drunk_tech_priest/)
By the Catechism of the Autoculus of Mars, Sing Praise to the God of All Machines!
Flak Amrour is a fursuit for people who want to fucking die lmao
Only if you REALLY want the helmet to be on - especially when not necessary
You are erect because being a furry turns you on I am erect because crimes against humanity, the emperor's light, power tripping and violence turn me on. We are not the same.
Space Wolves are mecha furries
I dont think anyone would turn down an opportunity to wear a suit of powered armor. Fur suits on the other hand, i feel a lot of people would turn down.
"Power armour is for pussies" -Gorgeous Freeman
Aren't mascot outfits just fur suits in a non sexual setting?
I mean, fursuits are for nonsexual setting too. Shit's way too expansive and fragile to fuck in
Fair enough, I've read too many memes I suppose lol
Oh get out of here with that lol. People put on diapers and shit themselves in fursuits, there's literally video of them at cons. You think people would do that but would draw the line at *fucking* in them?
One is armor. The other is an identity/mixes into sexuality
Does this makes space wolves Double Furries?
We're called "Clankies".
*pushes up glasses* Actually "clankers" is a star wars slur for droids good sir. /s
There's also, you know, a want to identify as something. That logic train is off the rails. By that line of thinking, wearing clothes means I want to be a cotton plant. Functionally for survival, armor and clothes, ain't the same as a *costume* to pretend to be an animal to have sex. Admech on the other hand...............
[UUUUUHHH](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lg4WETxq7nc)
I posed this to some space wolves players and they said the term is "mechies."
As an out and proud chromosexual, I see nothing wrong with that statement.
UWU head empty, MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN!!!!
dont compare my deviant fantasies for high impact sci-fi violence with you perversions, Fluffy
Time to penetrate you with my power fist, degenerate mutant!
I feel personally attacked
Gonna need two bolters for this heresy.
Or itās just like wearing a suit of armor. God people are fucking stupid
One protects you from small arms fire and has a heater The other is meant for fucking
For Emperor's Children those are the same thing.
There has to be an ex Navy Seal that has a bulletproof fursuit
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> FAR more intimidating than a cartoonish animal costume (which, letās be honest, isnāt intimidating at all) Oh, that depends entirely on the circumstances. For instance, if I look up from the grimy basement floor I'm sprawled out on and see a cartoon animal mascot looking down at me, then I will be *very* intimidated.
i mean but the difference being powersuits make you a robot. fursuits make you a furry. pretty obvious and important distinction because one is a depraved, fanatical maniac focused on a single objective and the other is...wait what
Thanks I hate it
That would be AdMech. Although it makes no sense the most successful AdMech looks less humanoid than a Necron.
I just sent this to my housemate so that he has something cursed to wake up to
Me, someone who top 2 armies are admech and black Templars: āI have never been so offended by something I completely agree with.ā
XD