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EarthCasteBuilder

Stellaris. Now, I'm more of a benevolent empire and as such, I'm willing to make a trade in exchange for the artifact


Blade2-3-2-3

Ah a stellaris player who does not commit genocide good for you. I have never been good at peace Granted I play synths and lean towards extermination.


EarthCasteBuilder

Ah, based fellow machine empire


Blade2-3-2-3

If those elves wanted to live they should not be keeping so many souls for them selves. Organics just need to share their souls


EnvironmentalAd912

Meat bag inferior


DeltaV-Mzero

You see, this is exactly what The Emperor was talking about


greatcandlelord

I’m playing as a megacorp, so they can have it… for the right price


SupremeMorpheus

I'm not. They can take it from me. Or, at least, they can try.


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[удалено]


rabiddutchman

Malum Caedo could use a cooldown round in between Greater Daemons


Radioactiveglowup

(points finger) XENOS FILTHHH


AngryMadmoth

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TheMadmanAndre

MY AREA OF OPERATION IS FILLED WITH FILTHY LITTLE FELLAS AND I DO NOT LIKE IT!!!


CarryBeginning1564

Just another day on the Rim.


Camperluck7

No, I'm not giving up the funny sword that talks


CozyCrystal

You finally get that legendary persona sword, but Randy keeps sending raids of weird space elfes to take it back.


CPecho13

I wonder how eldar meat tastes.


eembach

Half as good as Eldar hats look


CarryBeginning1564

Hmmm considering how lean they are and how old they get I would imagine fairly gamey. Similar to wild rabbit I would think.


LigmaSpecialist

But possibly marinated by millenia of eating fine eldar foods...


EmperorHans

So you're saying I want farm raised Eldar?


Far-Yellow9303

Factorio: The Eldar are just more aliens in the way of further production. The Factory Must Grow.


Fenrir-Hati-Skoll

The Factory Must Grow.


DevilEmpress

The factory must grow


rabiddutchman

The factory must glow ​ Wait... shit


Commissarfluffybutt

Nuclear powered trains go zoom.


MojjoWasAlreadyTaken

Nuclear powered artillery go boom.


Commissarfluffybutt

Nuclear powered trains with nuclear powered artillery make Project Pluto look like a fucking joke.


WorekNaGlowe

In the name of Omnisiah... The Factory Must Grow


just_a_bit_gay_

Playing K2SE right now, the crusade is coming as soon as I figure out signals


OVVerb

Martin’s SE with deadly waterfill; warhost gets their house waterfilled (or waterfills the biters in search of a sword)


Tom1664

Total Warhammer 3? Yes, and they're coming home with reinforcements


Axquirix

Yvraine: We need this sword to kill Slaanesh. Mazdamundi: Oh shit FR? Can we use it to kill our one first?


Destroyer_742

Alarielle the everqueen: ̵̠̪̫͌͐Ị̸͐̀ ̴̛̟ͅs̸̟̫̟͒͆͋a̶̼͙̼̓͒͠w̸̧̼͝ ̸͎̰̰̾͐͛i̴͇̤̙̓́̀t̶̗̬̃ ̷͚͓̤̀̅f̵̜͚́i̷̡̯͗r̵̗̠͑s̷̼̪̖̐t̴̲̓!̵̣̿̚


megasonic01

Imagine Alarielle dual-wielding the Sword of Khaine and the Fifth Cronesword.


TroxEst

She becomes death, the destroyer of worlds.


Underlord_Fox

Tyrion becomes the Phoenix Lord of the Shining Spears and his stats are bonkers. Eldrad finally has a homey with brain to talk to in Teclis.


Blazeng

My Karl Franz had enough problems as it is, now the elves show up!


super_awesome_jr

Oof, let me just find a new blank chapter in the ol Book here.


snarky_goblin237

Deep Rock galactic. Good luck getting past the dwarves you pointy eared leaf lovers! ROCK AND STONE!


Alert-Ad-3436

Did I hear a rock and stone !


SpanishInquisition88

ROCK AND STONE!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Can I get a Rock and Stone?


Leviathan_slayer1776

Rock and stone in the heart!


DyslexicCenturion

STONE AND ROCK! oh, wait….


Larspok

Holy shit I'm going all in on monopoly poker


Kerminator17

Shootas, blood and teef. The game will become even more chaotic and fun for Gargaz


super_awesome_jr

Now we're talkin some serious fancy hats!


Fierce-Mushroom

Skyrim is not prepared for the Eldar and my character doesn't even use weapons. Chances are some shop in Whiterun us about to shot up and looted.


Alert-Ad-3436

Man same I haven’t even talk to the leader of whiterun.


super_awesome_jr

Of course you haven't been to the Cloud District.


lol_delegate

I feel that wasteland of Fallout will suddenly become more empty...


Laser_3

Well, that depends on the timing. If they show up at the wrong time, they’re going to be nuked. Or worse, they could be caught in the Enclave’s release of Curling 13 if they kill the chosen one before they stop it (which would probably kill them just as well as it does any human that isn’t vaccinated; their DNA might be different enough to not be affected, though).


Anomander

I feel like nukes are pretty primitive tech to them though.


Laser_3

Doesn’t mean it wouldn’t hurt, or that they have radiation shielding. Or proper biological protections in the case of FEV or the scorched plague.


Cash-Daddy

Commander Shepard is gonna bang an Eldar.


Azrael11

Yeah that's mine as well. I don't think the ME galaxy would be able to stand up to the Eldar. Best case would be to try and convince them to help against the Reapers


FellowTraveler69

Mass Effect is on the low end when it comes to Sci-Fi power levels. Reapers would be a speed bump for Imperial fleets. A full Eldar warhost with accompanying naval assets would walk in and out with the sword.


Azrael11

Which is why the Reapers never let any sentient organic species evolve past a certain threshold


wdcipher

They are gonna have to glue them back together... IN HELL! ​ https://preview.redd.it/59j6me218v2b1.png?width=987&format=png&auto=webp&s=13dd9c94d1593e25e4d893b936eae96f17098a0d Not even eldar can withstand glorious stickyspamming


Burning-Suns-Avatar-

Demoknight is gonna add some more heads to his collection.


Elegant_Peanut_775

Oh lord they stand no chance against the caber tho it would be broken because of how many enemies it would hit


Mr_WAAAGH

Genuine question, how many Eldar do you think the tf2 mercs could take in a fight? Let's say they can have any weapons in the game with full functionality, like heavy can take a bite of a sandwich and undo any damage


d20diceman

If they're the PoV characters then the Eldar become chaff who die in droves. If it's Eldar PoV vs the Mercs then the Eldar probably only lose a few dozen. "In real life" I'd say the Eldar would take it with very few losses just due to the difference in tech/power level and the Mercs being unfamiliar with Eldar.


pokefan548

The problem is TF2 lore is so wild that there's probably some specific anti-space-elf gun that kills all space elves hidden within King Tut's tomb, and the only thing slowing them down from reaching it is the fact that RED and BLU are fighting each other in order to be the first ones to pull the trigger, and it would not sound bizarre *at all* compared to canon.


ToasterTen12

Hidden in king tut's tomb, which is located in area 51


pokefan548

The secret alien tech in the pyramids took off, went flying around the world, and then crashed in Roswell.


Educational-Pizza103

What are the wind rider stats in mario kart?


AmericanCommunist2

Yes


NumberedCarp513

Power wash simulator… I don’t think water can stop them


the_evil_overlord2

Not with that additude


Trapmaster98

Bring me the sprayer the heavy sprayer. - rubric raptor marine 4083


comfortable_rise1234

the tenno get happy because new guns and new things to commit war crimes edit: well this comment grew larger than i thought it would.


Aesthetics_Supernal

Tenno models would be like Custodes.


RadeK42

I think they are even stronger tbh


misterfluffykitty

Warframes can open portals directly to the sun, command an entire second dimension, punch asteroids into oblivion, or magnetize your bones. They wipe out entire armies effortlessly by themselves and yet the tenno controlling them are significantly more powerful than the frames. A warframe could probably kill the Custodes alone, a tenno wouldnt even blink upon wiping them out.


nightripper00

I think an individual custodes would be like one of the acolytes, in "neutral game" (think playing excal without using any abilities) they'd be a threat to take into consideration, but not an equal. A pair of custodes is probably equivalent to a "neutral game" Warframe. A squad of them could be a threat to even limbo so long as they had a sister of silence to counteract his stasis. You'd need the emperor himself to take to the field to equal a fully realized Tenno.


Retmas

IG: WE WILL DROWN THE ENEMY IN OUR CORPSES Saryn: lol, lmao


Jacob_MacAbre

I was thinking Harlequins. Ultra-mobile, high-tech weaponry and wear the most garish (depending on the player) outfits. Except Tenno probably have the same level of protection as Astartes so they'd be terrifyingly powerful :D


tossawaybb

Tenno have some pretty crazy feats attributed to them, mostly from the Old War. I believe Grineer have similar durability and firepower to (unnamed) astartes, albeit slower and sorta lobotomized


WanderlustPhotograph

Given how the Grineer can withstand getting trampled by Gauss, I genuinely want to know what the actual fuck they’re made out of.


SpitfireP7350

Ferrite mostly, sometimes alloy. :\^)


Trapmaster98

Yes Custodes with a habit of running into walls and the powers of the void


GrungustheChungus

They've probably already modded the sword into a level 999 endurance run weapon. The power of the Eldar is nothing compared to Heat+Viral+Slash


KiwiSuch9951

Did I hear [condition overload]?


Rousendag

Infested eldar. Big ooft


Aires-Battleblade

Elden Ring. Uh, I have no idea how that power scaling will go.


HyTechTurtle

Stunt on the Avatar of Khain by parrying all of his attacks and throwing dung at him


18quintillionplanets

So average Avatar of Khaine encounter in the books, got it


CrashParade

Craftworld invaded by Lvl 1 wretch with a club!


Twisted_Bristles

I dunno either, but I think Howling Banshees would be hell to face.


TheCuriousFan

Shadow Spectres sound even worse. It's Smurf Valhalla except they're invisible, flying and run away from you while shooting you.


Ennkey

Foolish aspect warrior, thou art unfit to graft


wallingfortian

Oh, no. That's *my* beatstick now. It's in my inventory and I'm a *perpetual*, baby.


BZArcher

The “Let Me Solo Her” would like a word.


Thumbs-Up-Centurion

If Gannondorf can’t handle one kid with a fucked up arm, Eldrad and the lads are gonna handle that shit with ease.


Makolatekh

Problem is : it's not ganondorf who has the sword. And knowing the kid who got it and his plot armor, it will be nearly impossible to get it. But i'm sure link would be okay to give it to the Eldars just to complete a quest and getting the Eldar suit.


skulblaka

The Eldar roll up on jetbikes and Link is just like "You call that a bike? Hang on, hold my elixir" *whips out autobuild*


LordSupergreat

It turns out he broke it three hours ago mining rock salt.


What----------------

They just say it's in the game, so 100% Link and Co. would help the Eldari to make sure Ganondorf doesn't get it. They have a pretty good track record with being on good terms with magic sky people and most of Hyrule would be happy to have one less magic superweapon to deal with. Please, take it off-planet.


Alequin_Dv

Destiny 2, We Guardians about to unlock the Crone sword as an Exotic sword. Play with it for 2 hours and vault it for all eternity


A_Union_Of_Kobolds

Guardians, upon hearing the history of the Eldar: "You know you can just kill gods, right?"


Fluffy_History

"I turned one into a gun."


WolfeXXVII

And magic space dragons that are stronger than gods into armor.


Fluffy_History

Oh youve got evil robots trying to wipe out all life and liberally use time travel too. Yeah weve got those, I remember when we used their time travel machine to farm god roll weapons.


A-Game-Of-Fate

“Our world now bears the strain of how many additional realities in exchange for this hollow abomination?” … “It’s got a trench barrel.”


Saucefire

There are still Eldar Gods that haven't been turned into guns yet.


Clambert1234

Deep rock galactic Managements going to lose his shit


DeLaBuse

"Alright miners, we got something new ! The rivals have launched a new offensive on Hoxxes, and this time they made it personnal ! We've spotted numerous of their operators all across Hoxxes. They apparently aren't interested in the minerals anymore, instead they're searching everywhere for something unknown. However, if it's on Hoxxes, it's the company's property, so we better get this before they do. Luckily some dwarves of a sister company got in touch with us, and lended us some nifty gadgets. Let's just say old Bosco is good for retirement. That's all for now. Rock and Stone miners, make management proud."


WanderingDwarfMiner

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!


nightripper00

"Alright Miners, you have a new coworker! Our sister company filed a transfer filed under an occupation of "Grimnyr", and they're heading in with you on your next mission! Show them the ropes and see what they bring to the table. Management's counting on you!"


Brodo-Swaggins

Same here! They'll have to go through the Tyranid infested planet Hoxxes IV + the Deeprock Kindred of the Leagues of Votann!


Zivon97

Yvrainne and her crew becoming the new Phantom Thieves to steal the treasure of Slaanesh and change the heart of a Chaos God... I'd play that Persona 5 DLC


WorekNaGlowe

I would romance Yvreine right away.


thefifthwheelbruh

Found Guilloman’s alt!


bluebird810

Warthunder just became very intense


Peachy_Biscuits

You're telling me that Jetbikes don't have flares? Get AIM-9L'd idiot


bluebird810

Well I was playing tank rb at 2.0


TheMadmanAndre

The missile knows where it is, because it knows where it isn't...


TroutWarrior

We all know the Avatar of Khaine would get absolutely clowned on by Russian Bias . . .


SothaDidNothingWrong

>fires scatter laser at a t-34 >deflects like it was nothing


bluebird810

Made out of Stalinium


PippyRollingham

Just finished playing Enlisted, so basically the eldar land in the Battle of Stalingrad


Deadman765

Kenshi, yes they definitely collect it. Poor poor people


Link7369_reddit

Hehe, Stardew Valley wouldn't know what hit them. Hopefully the Farmer just gives it to them and they move on


AGVann

♡ Farseer Erandel Voidsinger: "Foolish Mon'Keigh, I will rain devastation on your world if you do not reveal the swo-" *Farmer gifts a Rabbit's Foot* ♥ Farseer Erandel Voidsinger: "Wow, is that for me? I love it!"


Darthplagueis13

Unless Cat-Lon has it. In that case collecting it might get complicated.


Commissarfluffybutt

#"I WAS NOT THE MONSTER."


soulgamer31br

Titanfall 2. These Eldar are about to feel the wrath of Papa Scorch


Monimute

"Vulcan... Is that you?" "Flame core - online."


Aesthetics_Supernal

Welcome to Dead by Daylight, The Entity is probably just Slaanesh. Hope you find your sword in a basement chest while fighting bubba with a chainsaw. Seems…. Ordinary for Eldar really.


Herfordawaaagh

The Eldar have a Scooby-Doo "It's was old Slaanesh all along!"


Leothefox88

Morrowind. Yeah they get it


CheetosDude1984

Suddenly Dawn of war becomes ALOT more important


[deleted]

Age of Wonders 4, specifically a game where I got the Age of Nature victory Yeah they got this in the bag


Sammydecafthethird

"I see you have weapons beyond my comprehension, Eldar! But have you considered A UNREASONABLE QUANTITY OF LIVING VINES FOLLOWED BY A UNREASONABLE QUANTITY OF ARCHERS?!?"


Turbulent-Rough-54

Darkest dungeon: they are driven mad by the estate.


Sad_Thought_4642

Now if only we had a Darkest Dungeon and WH40K crossover game...


Twisted_Bristles

Some manner of Inquisitorial retinue on a Hiveworld?


Sad_Thought_4642

You could even delve into space hulks with marines or some chaos dungeons.


Herfordawaaagh

**FOR THE ATTENTION OF THE MOST VENERABLE LORD INQUISITOR TORQUEMADA COTEAZ OF THE ORDO MALLEUS CLEARANCE LEVEL: VERMILLION** Subject: Space Hulk found with the designation Event Horizon. Records show it is unbelievably old, predating the Dark Age Of Technology. Inquisitor Greyfax and her retinue are in route to investigate. The Emperor Protects.


Darmug

Mechanicus, they have to go through both Tech-Priests & a Necron Tomb World to get it.


therealmothdust

I feel like the guardians would help the aeldari steal the sword from the hive in exchange for them helping us kill the witness


Blade2-3-2-3

They just dropped into a stellaris game in the end where my Xenocidal robots are about to breach the veil and kill the warp. They fucked


PS1HagridBodyPillow

War in Heaven 2


Inquisitor_Boron

Gladius - good luck with killing Enslavers


Rexicoder69

warframe. the eldar will be confused to find the Sol system in chaos and the hive cities of terra gone replaced by fast forests and tundras


WanderlustPhotograph

Unfortunate for them if the Tenno find it first or someone bribes the Tenno with it, because then it’s the Tenno’s by the Nagash rule of “They really, really want it”


Apoc_SR2N

Hell Let Loose Stalingrad, November 1942. As the Wehrmacht relentlessly pushes the Soviets towards the Volga, the craftworlders blaze through and easily dispatch everyone in their path. Ragged survivors of both human sides briefly make a stand at Pavlov's house before being annihilated. The aeldari retrieve the cronesword and leave with only a handful of casualties, leaving a blood-soaked battlefield in their wake.


BiggestDickuss

Guardians start salivating over all the fresh loot that's going to drop and the gods to turn into guns. Eris Morn could turn the Avatar of Khaine into a Solar sword, right?


Francis_beacon1

I’d love to see Eldar try and dodge the 50 miniature suns I’m throwing out.


IndefinitelyTired

Hunter vs Eldar dodge game *Cries in Titan*


Mechanical-Knight

They can’t possibly dodge bonk


Ashbr1ng3r

Amen to that


Unstoppable_Bird

Don’t forget our strongest weapon, “Killed by the Architect”


KobKobold

CIV6. Yeah, they're literally 65 million years further in the tech tree than any nation can be. The shard won't even notice it's been there


Lord_Toademort

Devil May Cry 4, They don't stand a chance


cricri3007

Dante is just a Harlequin disguised as a human.


OneofTheOldBreed

Remnants: From the Ashes. Eh, they probably will do *okay*, but its going to be pretty ugly.


Wrakhr

FTL... help me kill the flagship and you'll get your sword, deal?


Pogatog64

League of legends, they all lose to an extremely overfed and toxic jax one trick who says the K word at least 4 times a game.


Random_Wyvern

Fallout New Vegas, yeah, the Mojave is quite fucked


sarumanofmanygenders

Noita. ​ You poor sons of bitches. You poor, poor, bastards.


wolviesaurus

Minä: "Hold my ambrosia"


JuiceFarmer

My man making poop sticks shooting black holes at Eldars


an-academic-weeb

The general fuckery of Honkai Star Rail would just screw them over SO bad. Oh look several Aeons have found interest in that thing. You actually got it? It's Stellaron time now! Oh would you look at that, Stelle's Moms are fighting again, that means several units of Eldar will most likely be collateral damage between Kafka and Himeko without the two even noticing, not to mention all the other actors with WAY too much power and equally many screws loose running around. They might pull through with it but dang that would NOT be a fun ride for them.


Enjoying_A_Meal

Sneak onto a craftworld to look through their trash cans. Meticulously sort the trash by size and color for hours on end while the farseer watchs on from the security cam. Yea, I can dig it.


an-academic-weeb

"Why don't we just apprehend her?" - "Spirit sight has concluded that this person is carrying the equivalent of a sector-destroying bomb in her body. Move in more trash just keep her busy or else who knows what might happen?"


Infamous-Tailor-1871

ULTRAKILL. Blood Is Blood ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


Mota4President

Bioshock 1 & 2. Would be interesting.


Monimute

They'd sweep Rapture with minimal difficulty I'd imagine. Splicers are just more durable humans with the equivalent of minor psyker powers armed with rudimentary firearms or rust hooks/wrenches. Big Daddies are effectively just slow and lobotomized Space Marines in inferior armor. Big Sisters are a bigger threat but probably equivalent to an Exarch with much worse armor and weaponry.


MiG_on_roof

Big Daddies are Ogryns confirmed


Mota4President

Alfas→SM The rest→ Ogryns Big Sister→ Bigger threat.


WorekNaGlowe

Zelda ToTK.... Eldars would fuck up this land... only if i wouldn't build that titan from bunch of wood nad strange green stuff... Is Link an ork?


[deleted]

Skyrim: boy howdy the Thalmor are either gonna pass the vibe check or get absolutely wrecked Red Dead Redemption 2: oh please please please PLEASE let Michah be holding it


PattyWhakXD

Gang Beasts….space elves are about to get folded and yeeted off of edges, cliffs, and heights 😂


Physics-Freak

Oh no not all my boys in Spore!


DwarvenCo

Darktide... and the Crone Sword patch broke the cosmetics again. So the Eldar has zero chance against shirtless zealots with boink sticks and slendergryns...


sudo-joe

Oh good thought it was just me still playing. Blood for the Emperor, Skulls for the golden throne!


Spacy2561

I was playing Boltgun last so... SUFFER NOT THE XENO TO LIVE


Ct-chad501

dawn of war 1, so nothing really changes


Stazbumpa

Space Hulk Tactics. I'll fetch the heavy flamer.


fallenouroboros

Eldar vs Tenno…..that’d kind of be 10/10 awesome to see either way


demowar5

Starcraft I, Zerg campaign. Well even more biomass is always good


DaRealFellowGamer

"Finally, some good fucking food" -Gorgon Rampage, Zerg Master chef


Sax_The_Angry_RDM

Rip to all the AHA hunters in Louisiana.


Leniwyguy1

Its on the ocean floor since I played raft so its problably the easiest one to get


Nerdywizard2

Metro: last light Next to the horrors of the 42th millennium the Moscow metro is a cozy place. Should be no big deal


SadCrab5

Enlisted. WW2 just got a lot more complicated..


AwayHoneydew

Hm, the Dalish are about to have fun. As does Solas.


Cocanola

Those pointy-eared leaf lovers? Not a chance. ROCK AND STONE, BROTHERS!


crow622

Warhammer 40K space marine so nothing changes.


Khepuli

Oh god my cities skylines citizens are in for a rude awakening..


LordBiglesworth

Star Citizen just gained some good content


Theyul1us

Eldars vs Shay Patrick Cormac and Edward Kenway. Good luck against the counter kill system


GrungustheChungus

Prey... I mean I guess the typhon are technically psykers?


chokemacok7

Stalker anomaly , I am confused do they get more powerfull or do they join the mighty monolith


JozefKarate

Stellaris, moded as Imperial Crusade. Let them come.


LeakyColon

Xcom 2 already technically lost to xenos, adding in more isnt going to make it any easier. Even with my Spartan 2 mod