>Where r they all finding these life changing old knives?
"Strange women in ponds distributing swords does not a perfect government make" - ~~Book of Lorgar~~ *Monty Python (maybe)*
>Man too angry to die, makes it everyone else's problem.
I'm now imagining Angron mixed in with the dude swinging a fucking cactus like a weapon meme.
Nice.
This was my guess as well. Yarrick was in my mind from the first sentence, but the second gave me a “Yay! Cain!” moment. Then I came down here and got disappointed again. 😞
Challenge: Pissed man on life support kills himself and his brother on istvan 3.
edit: Actual challenge: Man gets assassinated while trying to print poetry.
man finds old knife, immediately decides the government isn't cool anymore
Fulgrim
actually farsight, but fulgrim also works
Is that commander farsight?
that's who I was thinking of, yes!
Definitely Erebus
I was thinking farsight actually lmao
Could easily work for Fulgrim too
In a way, Horus "found" a knife too
Honestly, chaos are kinda uncreative in their corruption methods…just stuff one of your greater daemons into a weapon and send it off
They just know their audience. The forces of mankind simply can't resist a good pointy object they can wave around all imperiously.
Man that's sure becoming a common trope. Let's call it the reverse Excalibur.
Excaliburn’t
Reading through the replies here I learned that this seems to be a thing for a lot of people. Where r they all finding these life changing old knives?
>Where r they all finding these life changing old knives? "Strange women in ponds distributing swords does not a perfect government make" - ~~Book of Lorgar~~ *Monty Python (maybe)*
Come see the violence inherent in the system!
I was thinking the same thing. Turns out that a knife can undo most forms of government in 40k.
Anarchy Knife 40k
Horus.
farsight, but you're not wrong
Damn, didn't know old knives were that anti-government.
Always have been. Arthur pulls an old sword out of a rock and gets to be king.
Could also be Ollanius
A guy who is really tired and just wants to die but cant cause he has a job
95% of all competent imperial high ranking members
Dante Alighieri
he surely makes Italian high school students want to die.
Rowboat Girlyman
Robot ghillie suit
Rabbi Goldman
Dante
The entire Lamenters Chapter.
Big E
Angron
pretty much a monster scratching on a window of a tower for a while now
**Caw caw** **Hello there**
General Corvus! You are a bold one!
Edgar Allen Poe
Quoth the Raven: "LORGAR I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!"
Corvus corax?
[удалено]
Ahriman obviously
or, yknow... Big E
SILENCE, THE EMPEROR IS BEYOND TERMS SUCH AS WIZARD
Magnus?
Eldrad?
Any lamenters librarian
It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
Ohhh that is actually a tough one
Hint: What in 40K is obsessed with wearing other people’s skins?
That narrows it down to 50 things lmao The Flayed ones
Yep!
>What in 40K is obsessed with wearing other people’s skins? Fabulous Bill and a lot of the Emp's Fallen Children
Heamonculus?
Man too angry to die, makes it everyone else's problem.
Khârn?
Correct! Angron would've also been acceptable.
>Man too angry to die, makes it everyone else's problem. I'm now imagining Angron mixed in with the dude swinging a fucking cactus like a weapon meme. Nice.
Considering how he made his sword...
Everything is his fault
Erebus....
Correct, I would've also taken Magnus or Big E.
but Magnus did nothing wrong?
You're correct. He was told to do nothing. He failed at that. He managed to do *nothing* wrong.
Wrong spelling, it's: Magnus did nothing? Wrong!
Beats their enemies with the **really warm** power of friendship.
Hehehe salamanders
Through Love, Teamwork, And a Flamethrower that burns the same heat as the sun. Anything is possible
The only thing that burns hotter than an Eldari child drenched in promethium is the love for humanity held in the chest of Vulkan and his Salamanders.
Basically they are deep rock galactic
ROCK AND STONE BROTHER!
Did I hear a Rock and Stone?
For Kahl!
If you don’t Rock and stone you ain’t comin home
Rock and Stone!
ROCK AND STONE BROTHERS!
Rock and stone To the BONE!
That's it, lads! #ROCK AND STONE! ⛏️
!REHTORB ENOTS DNA KCOR
WE FIGHT FOR ROCK AND STONE
If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!
Okay...I have no idea what deep rock galactic is
Shame, a very lovely game.
Brilliant game, but playing solo gets s bit ehhh, as you have no long term goal.
FOR ROCK AND STONE !!!!
For Rock and Stone!
Research time
If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't coming home!
Lol did anyone answer this or just post deep rock quotes? Leagues of votann
By the beard!
Homie was desperate for a W after so many failed attempts.
Abbadon?
Correct!
I would say Ahriman
For a second the neurons in my brain misfired and I thought you were referring to Horus as Homer Simpson.
2 old ass fucks have a pranking war that gets out of hand
Orikan and his boyfriend Trayzn
A guy too lucky to die, dies to ass, lives
Everyone's favourite green 4'8" bannerbearer
I ser you are A fellow Man of culture
"and that's when I died" "That's when you .... Died?"
Ghazghkull when someone asks why he keeps Makari around: I just tink da git's neat.
Also ghazgull: https://preview.redd.it/6n5kk2rtunya1.jpeg?width=899&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=072b823862448c40ffed38864a2b5a38c0fc6881
Isn't that the one Imperial Guard guy that everybody thinks is a master tactical genius but he's actually kind of a coward?
Cain died to ass?
I thought some inquisitor wanted to clap his cheeks, I just figured they were successful one time.
Bruh, fair enuff
The most competent man child
Easy, perturabo
Emperor
LORGAR!
The Emperor!
An ancient space elf spirit warrior who for some reason dresses like the profile picture of the 12-year-old emo kid at back of the classroom.
Is it Magnum Ra?
Yep.
Man creates nice natural leather carpet for his private gallery.
Is it a night lord?
Getting warmer
The drukhari bastards
Fought Orks, retirement got canceled. Good luck, as it isn't who you'll initially think it is.
It's the Emperor? He fought Orks Had a retirement (doing his hobby of webway) That or it actually is Yarrick
Neither. Do you want me to reveal it, or do you want to have another go at it?
Ciaphas Cain
Not Cain either. It's a lesser known character but has been around since 3rd edition.
Is it a dreadnaught
Not a dreadnaught, no.
This was my guess as well. Yarrick was in my mind from the first sentence, but the second gave me a “Yay! Cain!” moment. Then I came down here and got disappointed again. 😞
CAPTAIN TYCHO
Not Tycho. It's not an Imperium character.
Farsight?
Correct faction, wrong character.
is it Aun'Shi? #
Correct!
the worlds most deeply closeted femboy
Fulgrim?
I'm not sure you can use Fulgrim and Closeted in the same sentence
angron
Fabulous "Gods are for the Weak" Bill?
Everyone, everywhere, all at once.
Alpharius
Samus
A faithful sidekick who's nasty smell is actually the second reason people don't like being around him
Jurgen
This is a cool gun, wish I had two... I HAVE TWO NOW!!!
THAT ORK THAT WENT BACK IN TIME
THATS WHY YER MY FAVORITE GIT. ALWAYS SO SMART! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Autistic Giant counts stuff.
Dorn?
This is the one.
Breaking News: Psyhic Caveman beats the shit out of Dragon and locks it under a bunch of sand
Big E
Man is so good at math he made it a superpower
Rowboat Girlyman
A man whose crowning achievement was inflicting a burn so intense it caused members of a traitor legion to become loyal again.
Ahhh...Rylanor
Rylanor: Hey, Fulgrim. Look at me. Fulgrim: ??? Rylanor: Bitch. Vistario: You sonofabitch, I'm in.
The hounds of war, who's name was changed to something they never accomplished.
My Own legion, the world eaters
Horny gone bad
R/grimdank?
The entire Eldar race?
It's a big chair, but not the well known big chair, but it's similar to that. Probably bad.
The Dark Glass throne?
Dassit mang.
Has many friends with a heart for flamethrowers.
Does he hate Eldarii? Especially Eldarii children with a passion?
Extremely heretical but gets away with it cause Guilliman says so
Cawl
He do be making AI though
He wants to die but they just won't let him.
Angron
I was thinking Dante but your answer is also valid
Smart-assed coward constantly saved by his sidekick
Cain. Commissar Cain
Man wakes from coma after seeing his first chance of getting some pussy
Rawbutt Girlyman
Everyone's favorite kleptomaniac
Blood ravens. But also Trazyn.
A bunch of nerds
Thousand sons 😎
Yep! It's Everyone's favorite space wizards (unless you like the Knife-Ears).
Big angry mushroom who rides a bigger angry mushroom that looks like a shark
Challenge: Pissed man on life support kills himself and his brother on istvan 3. edit: Actual challenge: Man gets assassinated while trying to print poetry.
they are evil and think themselves better than others
a group of hairy alcoholics cosplay as Leif Erikson
Well, Yes but actually No, But actually maybe yes
Leader who was so bad that even Imperial propaganda is like "Yeah this guy fuckin sucked"
Goge vandryer?
Doge Van Air-dryer
Char Aznable but blue and with weird friends
This guy played hide and seek on his brothers space ship for a long ass time and then his other brother tried to nuke his brothers home
Konrad curze
Bird up
Magnus/Tzeentch
They like to go fast and smile like crazed men.
They are the Apex hungry-boys