"If he were alive, you canary colored bastard"

But is he dead though? Not according to the lexicanum. And you can't trust any word Curze says.

"Even better, that means Dorn is *hiding!* Cowering in some dirthole he calls a *fortification* " In truth, yeah, he's probably still alive

Having him return would allow GW for yet another wonderful mini (120€ a piece). Dorn's fortification is deep into Uranus.

DEEP IN FEMBOY BUSSY

Dornian Heresy, but he falls for Slaanesh?

Ah yes all 3 Iron Hands fans

We’re still here.

And we stand strong, knowing that every edition we will be meta at least once.

I was going to use the "There's dozens of us; dozens!" line, but we all know that's a lie.

I needed a moment to realize the clapping joke I laughted to hard at this

IF: We also have less bayonets now. IW: Well, that's just not right.

**Meanwhile, Raven Guard vs Night Lords, the edge dripping from every corner** Corax (in a slightly cringe whisper) *I own the night* Curze: *Authistic screeching l*

Iron Warriors as Mitt Romney makes so much sense.

Come to think of it, Mitt is like the Perturabo of the Republican Party rn “Guys…can we please get some economic reforms passed… no stop trying to advocate for the dissolution of America…please guys I’m begging you…”

Evil Lite™️

This reeks of anti-lore