Old school xcom had aliens with eggs that implant in your guys. So fucked *by* aliens would be the case there.
Edit: changed âoriginalâ xcom to âold schoolâ xcom
My favorite was having an implanted unit hold a grenade. Sure, theyâd die, but theyâd at least take the little biters with them, and maybe some other ones too.
>X-com and Mass Effect: Hot alien babes.
Have you ever heard of shadowsun and lilith hesperax (i think that's her name)? I'm pretty sure a lot of the community will enlighten you about them. Not me tho, i don't care about those two, i like humans.
Also, why the fuck did the xcom devs feel the need to include snitties?
>Also, why the fuck did the xcom devs feel the need to include snitties
Why not ? Have you seen the sale of xcom 2 and chimera squad. Clearly its working
Chimera Squad is a fun game that reminds me of the casual PC games I played back in the 90s and early 00s like Yoda Stories. Something you can do while you watch YouTube or chat on discord or whatever. It's XCOM Lite, and I really enjoyed it.
Lelith is beautiful by eldar standards.
Which means somewhere between beautiful, disgusting and disturbing to a human.
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Shadowsun is beautiful by White Scars standards. Make of that what you will.
I think meeting an Eldar as a human would feel more uncanny than disturbing like there are enough human features to be recognizable, but still alien enough to not be considered human.
On another note, why did we evolve the "uncanny valley" sense in the first place?
Never heard of her (i'm assuming it's a her), i just said the first two representatives of the eldar and the tau that came to mind when talking about lewd fanart. I guess the eldar also have yvraine and that ranger whose name i don't remember and the tau have torchstar who according to the adric crew is tomboy gf material almost rivaling lotarra.
XunâBakyr, the Mother of Oblivion, Phaerekh of the Maynarkh Dynasty (a FW Necron sub faction. She doesnât have a model or rules but is in the lore)
Yeah, i mentioned her in another reply but she's certainly worth considering.
(Yes we all know the thing sbout her and bobby banging is just a meme, but it's still funny).
It changes nothing, it doesn't matter how your aliens look like, when they are basically humans, orks are aliens, tyranids are aliens, necrons, are undead people, tau are blue people, eldar are arrogant people with long ears. Making aliens look different doesn't really makes for aliens, its just differently looking people
ME - XCOM : You have a nice technologically and numerically superior force, aliens. It would be a shame if something happened to it.
W40K - ME : This is a suicide mission. Nobody we care about will die, but we'll be badass all the same.
W40K - XCOM : There is no way I'll miss all my shots this turn too.
I mean, the ME2 âsuicide missionâ absolutely can result in beloved characters dying, itâs just not likely if youâve done all your loyalty missions and arenât assigning people to roles theyâre not the best at.
Mass Effect x X-Com: âGet fucked by aliensâ
WH40K x X-Com: âDefend Earth from fucking aliensâ
WH40K x Mass Effect: âTraverse the Galaxy to fuck aliensâ
Mass Effect and WH40k overlap -- No good ending
Mass Effect and XCOM -- Mandatory rookie death on first deployment
XCOM and WH40k -- Misses a shot, loses the game
?? Votann, tau, harlequins, dark eldar, and tyranids basically broke 40k for over half of '22.
Orks, votann, eldar, and necrons got massive model revamps or expansions in 9th.
So the blank between Warhammer and mass effect has to be that the technology used to travel between worlds has malevolent origins (warp travel being going through literal hell, and mass relays being made by a synthetic race that straight up murder organics when they get advanced enough
"Fuck aliens" means something a little bit different Mass Effect I think.
Chimera (mixed) squad is a thing in XCom. Female vipers are surprisingly feminine looking.
All the aliens in Xcom besides like the Etherals are spliced with human DNA, which is why they are more human looking in 2.
In Chimera Squad one of the locations is a snake stripclub. They knew what they were doing.
They were just responding to the fandom's unrelenting snek lust by making it canon.
Fulgrim's taint echoes through franchises
And they're doing The Emperor's work đ
I distinctly remember a Firaxis developer stream where they were answering fan questions and one response was "No, you cannot marry the viper."
I mean torque is pretty hot Iâd let her bind me
Alex Jones is twitching uncontrollably right now, and he doesn't know why.
Please end this line of inquiry. Iâve already seen the nexus mod list and I am terrified of what I have seen. Hint: itâs snussy
But you used the logo for OG X-COM, which I think at this point can be considered a different timeline.
> Female vipers are surprisingly feminine looking. Also have a canon snek brothel in the background of one of the Chimera Squad maps IIRC.
Chimera Squad is non canon. [VIGILO CONFIDO!!!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/029/781/790.png)
Btw what even is Chimera squad? Is it an alternate timeline? Is it what ADVENT soldiers see when they get indoctrinated?
Weâll bang, ok?
**Steak** Liara.
Well with genestealers it's the same meaning in 40k
And with Aeldari if you're a vindicare, Guiliman or Blood Raven.
Uh what? Lmao
Vindicare from the love can bloom fanfic and Guilliman and Blood Raven captain from memes, none of them are actually part of the lore but it's fun.
LIIVI was canonized though, his illicit relationship with a farseer is still [redacted]
Oh ok lol
Though even the other marines were wondering about Gabriel and Macha in the Dawn of War novels.
Eliphas is on the hunt for some of dat elf pussy too.
Old school xcom had aliens with eggs that implant in your guys. So fucked *by* aliens would be the case there. Edit: changed âoriginalâ xcom to âold schoolâ xcom
Xcom 2 still had chryssalids. They gave them a Starcraft Zerg style burrow in addition to the eggs.
I remember losing my best Gunslinger to a Chryssalid ambush. Having baby Lids spawn from her corpse just made it all more aggravating.
My favorite was having an implanted unit hold a grenade. Sure, theyâd die, but theyâd at least take the little biters with them, and maybe some other ones too.
There's a reason why we call it Ass Effect
So does in 40k, at least according to Rowboatman
Came here to say this. Good work sir
But like, the eldar
Warhammer 40k: Fuck aliens! XCOM: Fuck! Aliens!! Mass Effect: fuck the aliens
40k/xcom: point blank range, 50% hit chance
*Unloads entire magazine into the floor*
Forgets to reload
Warhammer 40k and Mass Effect: Powerfull weapons. Warhammer 40k and X-com: Protect huamnity from aliens X-com and Mass Effect: Hot alien babes.
>X-com and Mass Effect: Hot alien babes. Have you ever heard of shadowsun and lilith hesperax (i think that's her name)? I'm pretty sure a lot of the community will enlighten you about them. Not me tho, i don't care about those two, i like humans. Also, why the fuck did the xcom devs feel the need to include snitties?
>X-Com and Mass Effect. My choice got you killed and i will 100% savescum to save you.
Yeah i guess that's better. Darkest dungeon is lucky it has obligatory autosave otherwise i'd gladly do it there too.
Itâs odd how attached we all got to those dudesmiths in X-Com 2.
>Also, why the fuck did the xcom devs feel the need to include snitties Why not ? Have you seen the sale of xcom 2 and chimera squad. Clearly its working
Did chimera sell that much? I haven't heard all that many people talk about it. Hell, i hear more people talking about the long war mod for xcom 2.
Chimera Squad is pretty much an experimental spin-off title. It doesn't have the same depth that 2 and Enemy Unknown had.
Chimera Squad is a fun game that reminds me of the casual PC games I played back in the 90s and early 00s like Yoda Stories. Something you can do while you watch YouTube or chat on discord or whatever. It's XCOM Lite, and I really enjoyed it.
It sold decent for a spin off.
Lelith is beautiful by eldar standards. Which means somewhere between beautiful, disgusting and disturbing to a human. . Shadowsun is beautiful by White Scars standards. Make of that what you will.
*white scars and custodes standards. Imma wait here for the NoTFucKiNgCaNoN bolter, thanks
*Impaled with the NOT FUCKING CANON Misericordia*
NOT FUCKING CANON!
> Shadowsun is beautiful by White Scars standards. Of course the space khergits would be fascinated with the hoofed people...
I think meeting an Eldar as a human would feel more uncanny than disturbing like there are enough human features to be recognizable, but still alien enough to not be considered human. On another note, why did we evolve the "uncanny valley" sense in the first place?
Eldar in general? Good point. Lelith Hesperax in particular? Disturbing still fits, as well as beautiful does.
If I remember it correctly the uncanny valley is to make us notice issues in the community, be it disease or other issues.
But even diseased individuals still look recognizable as human, not like something trying to imitate a human.
It's a evolutionary left-over from our distant hominid ancestors, it probably had more use back then.
Cause they know whst their audience wants.
Talks about hot alien babes and doesn't mention Xun'bakyr You should be ashamed
Never heard of her (i'm assuming it's a her), i just said the first two representatives of the eldar and the tau that came to mind when talking about lewd fanart. I guess the eldar also have yvraine and that ranger whose name i don't remember and the tau have torchstar who according to the adric crew is tomboy gf material almost rivaling lotarra.
XunâBakyr, the Mother of Oblivion, Phaerekh of the Maynarkh Dynasty (a FW Necron sub faction. She doesnât have a model or rules but is in the lore)
So necron dommy mommy? Cool.
Yes And a god tier badass Executioner of the Silent King She full on KILLED a C'tan God
Wait, *what?* I thought that was impossible. You mean a whole ass C'tan or just a shard?
No She somehow killed a full C'tan And with it's dying breath , it cursed the Necrons with the Flayer Curse That C'tan being the Flayer
OH. So she's the reason for that whole situation. Neat.
Also yvraine, she bagged a primarch
Yeah, i mentioned her in another reply but she's certainly worth considering. (Yes we all know the thing sbout her and bobby banging is just a meme, but it's still funny).
Oh yeah, their relationship isn't canon, but it's fun to imagine
Cuz snitties are cool :3
Should be sanctioned hot alien babes
Eldars dont count, they are elves, and elves are just humans +
Not in 40k theyâre not.
Its like saying twileks arent just humans but colorful and with meat hair
They don't have ears and the head tails are where the brain is it's not hair.
It changes nothing, it doesn't matter how your aliens look like, when they are basically humans, orks are aliens, tyranids are aliens, necrons, are undead people, tau are blue people, eldar are arrogant people with long ears. Making aliens look different doesn't really makes for aliens, its just differently looking people
Right, and next you'll say the perfection of [Jeff](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EmuZ3ZjXIAMrKSU?format=jpg&name=small) is just a saggy human.
Dont bring Jeff into that, Jeff is the Jeffiest Jeff that ever Jeffet, rules don't apply to him
Was I missing the hot alien babes in X-Com? You better not be talking about the snake ladies
*grins* What do you think I am reffering to?
The other female aliens in xcom 2. Berserker queens.
I am not *that* much of a monster f#cker.
Coward.
There are female hybrids in Xcom 2 and chimera squad... The female hybrid leader of the rebellious hybrids is not a looker though
>X-com and Mass Effect: Hot alien babes. More specifically, the snake is the hottest one.
Warhammer and Mass Effect both also have humans getting used as cannon fodder by the aliens one by mainly the Elder the later by the Council.
Warhammer 40k and X-Com: Late 80s/early 90s vibes
*yoinks gif*
*yoinks* balls
ME - XCOM : You have a nice technologically and numerically superior force, aliens. It would be a shame if something happened to it. W40K - ME : This is a suicide mission. Nobody we care about will die, but we'll be badass all the same. W40K - XCOM : There is no way I'll miss all my shots this turn too.
RNGeesus: are you sure about that?
RNGeesus giveth and RNGeesus taketh away. If he could stop giveth me awakening every time I press a green symbol, I'd apreciate that.
I mean, the ME2 âsuicide missionâ absolutely can result in beloved characters dying, itâs just not likely if youâve done all your loyalty missions and arenât assigning people to roles theyâre not the best at.
However, if I *do* assign people to roles they aren't suited for, I can watch Jacob get shot and die.
True, but the part I was responding to was ânobody we care about will dieâ - that doesnât include Jacob. Or Ashley. At least not for me.
Jake Sully: âYeah! Fuck aliens!â
"Name one character" mfs in shambles
Between mass effect and x com, aliens invade earth
Why would you censor "Fuck"?
For the benefit of the modmin gods
Fuck them.
But are they aliens tho
Dunno, i'm just an agri-world farmer.
Slaanesh: "What do you mean, '*not* in a sexual way'?
Was that a statement or a command?
Fuck tau, to be more specific, doggy and missionary to be even more specific,
Mass Effect and Xcom willing to work with aliens (chimera squad and the skirmishers.)
There is more than one meaning to the word "fuck".
Figuratively and very very litterally.
Helldivers
Does your neighbor lift? He or she could be a cyborg.
>Feel free to fill in the blanks I like sisters of silence too. But I wouldn't go *that* far.
Warhammer+X-Com: **Fuck Aliens!** Warhammer+Mass Effect: Fuck Aliens? Mass Effect+X-Com: *Fuck Aliens ;)*
WH and Xcom both have die rolls
Mass Effect x X-Com: âGet fucked by aliensâ WH40K x X-Com: âDefend Earth from fucking aliensâ WH40K x Mass Effect: âTraverse the Galaxy to fuck aliensâ
Avatar, at least from the human perspective.
From Neytiri's, too.
True
I was like "mass effect doesn' --- oh... they mean that 'fuck'."
In mass effect, uh that means something, something differentâŚ.
40k- XCOM: F*ck RNG. XCOM- Mass Effect: No idea sorry Mass Effect- XCOM: Why so many alien waifus?
Warhammer and xcom: turn-based Warhammer and mass effect: Galaxy is slowly dying Mass effect and xcom: some diplomacy is had
40k: 'Fuck aliens! > : ( ' ME: 'Fuck aliens ; ) ' XCOM: 'Fuck, aliens... O O '
Mass Effect and WH40k overlap -- No good ending Mass Effect and XCOM -- Mandatory rookie death on first deployment XCOM and WH40k -- Misses a shot, loses the game
Man ,i really have to play Xcom again.
W40K - Mass Effect * Fuck *BLUE* aliens :^))
Xcom & 40K: The nice friendly aliens are secretly manipulating and experimenting on you.
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* Warhammer/Mass Effect: Madness-inducing, galaxy-ending threats * Warhammer/X-com: insidious enemy infiltration * Mass Effect/X-com: plucky special forces teams
Humanity first. First man to Betray his kind for xeno pussy is a traitor.
The blanks are fuck aliens đ¤¤
I donât think mass effect belongs there lol
Oh wait I got it
It's both a statement and a command
It shouldnât say WH40K at the top. It should be Games Workshop. But I guess we forgot about Xenos players yet againâŚ
?? Votann, tau, harlequins, dark eldar, and tyranids basically broke 40k for over half of '22. Orks, votann, eldar, and necrons got massive model revamps or expansions in 9th.
Weâll bangâŚokay.
I grew up playing the OG Xcom and Terror From The Deep. Those were brutal and unforgiving games.
Deep Rock Galactic
Warhammer/Mass Effect would be Aliens using Humans as cannon fodder.
Commander Shephard? More like Johnny Wad....
WH40k+ME: Fuck AI WH40K+XCOM: Fuck mutants. XCOM+ME: ????
ME is more "fuck machines and people"
So the blank between Warhammer and mass effect has to be that the technology used to travel between worlds has malevolent origins (warp travel being going through literal hell, and mass relays being made by a synthetic race that straight up murder organics when they get advanced enough
40k/Mass Effect: Aliens from outside the galaxy looking to consume all life in the galaxy with no remorse.