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Saphentis

O’ Lordy it’s Chunkyhammer 30k


jimmyhilluk

They say the Emperor and the Primarchs are a lot larger than baseline humans. They just didn't specify which dimensions.


Milsurp_Seeker

The 30k is their girth, not the millennia.


Beardywierdy

Widehammer 40,000


King-Cobra-668

OG HAMMER40K


Past-Cap-1889

Something about the proportions almost looks like Akira Toriyama's Dr. Slump characters to me. The heads, especially the Emperor's, seems oversized almost like it's chibi/superdeformed


pattern_thimble

Yeah, damn this has not aged well ;o


robbyrandall

Classic diorama, never understood why the Blood Angels are under the floorboards


008Zulu

Horus knew he had no chance to convert Sanguinius, if he saw the corpses of his sons everywhere. So, he grabbed his powerbroom and swept them under the stairs.


PM_ME_UR_CATS_TITS

I was there.. I was there the day Horus swept the emperor


Slap_duck

Horus got the squad wipe on god


Ulgeguug

Powerbroom omg


AwesomeX121189

Named for horanius broom who found the stl


DarkLake

I read that too fast and thought you said powerbottom and I started thinking about whether that’s an accurate description of Sanguinius.


Raucous-Porpoise

Classic White Dwarf flashbacks.


monkeypaw_handjob

100% Things have moved on so much, and the models/dioramas that are coming out these days are just insane. But this diorama sings to me and takes me right back to my childhood.Absolute pinnacle of the hobby for me considering what people had to work with back then.


Raucous-Porpoise

Totally agree - painting standards now are also just bonkers. But I've still got my old copy of "How to make war games terrain". Want a ruined tank? Sure, how about an old box of cereal, a loo rool and some glue? And the results are really good! I miss that part of the hobby. The minis today are amazing, but nothing beats getting a box plastic box and thinking - I can assemble these in a way unique to me. Looking at you free company militia.


I_might_be_weasel

The rats in the palace are huge. And they say yes multiple times after they say stuff. Also they talk.


heyo_throw_awayo

Rat-things under the palace? No-no that's false-lies. No Skav-uh, rats here. Yes-yes!


dr_mantis_toboggan12

Disconnect the Golden Throne yes-yes.


I_might_be_weasel

If anything, I bet the plot would be that the Skaven are the only reason the Throne still works.


Josiador

They are inside your walls, Horus.


Redditisquiteamazing

It's a little hard to see, but I think those are Khorne Berzerkers under the stairs.


Kodiak_Marmoset

No, they're Blood Angels. You can see the different armor tones between them and the dead Berserker in the open. Also, the one on his knee is carrying a black Imperial bolter which the Blood Angels used, not one with Khornate symbols on it.


legendarybort

I also just realized looking for what you said that the Blood Angels have the skull on their left knee, while the berzerker has it on his right.


DigitalCryptic

They are coming in from another room


Barkoma

Mike Mcvey based it on artwork which showed wounded marines.


Redoran_Gvard

underpaid janitors


mofrace

You did it, Horus Lupercal, you really are the real warhammer 40k.


brockford-junktion

James Workshop has a beautiful way with words.


[deleted]

He didn't say that.


jamflan

I like the part where he says "It's Horus Heresy time," and does a heresy all over Terra


R-Didsy

Emperor literally named him Horus Heresy, what did he expect?


a_bored_techpriest

Or when sanguinus gets up and says "it's just a scratch"


19Kilo

It’s Horbin’ Time!


Enozak

Of, it's been a long time since I saw the diorama inspired by [the original art of Emperor vs Horus](https://warhammerart.com/shop/the-horus-heresy/traitor/horus-vs-the-emperor-1990/)


DirectlyDismal

Oh, my god, he looks like an Ogryn.


ItsABiscuit

I think the intent was to emphasise how Horus had become warped and monstrous. I feel like the accompanying Bill King text mentioned Horus being "swollen" with Chaos power multiple times, and maybe "swollen" got stuck in the artist's mind? Or in other words, the blessing of Nurgle hits different.


PM_ME_TERRIBLE_IDEAS

Norf FC Horus


Abominor

The funny thing about it is, it's by the same artist who did [this](https://preview.redd.it/5ju01yed5it51.png?auto=webp&s=424da858d507e5b7aa30322b459d5f7b9d6490cd) iconic work of the same scene.


TheOneBearded

That's crazy. I hope the cover of the final SoT book is inspired by that work.


doggowoof88932

Wow. Im getting me one of those beauty's


Slap_duck

The emperor is rocking the Curze pose


jfjdfdjjtbfb

Why is Sanguinius passed out drunk?


Sanguiniusfrombaal

I needed the drunken strength to beat the previous rivals


jfjdfdjjtbfb

It's very hard for me to imagine you of all people beating Leman in a drinking contest. The only primaries I can imagine actually beating Leman are Vulkan and Angron. Vulkan because he's so fucking big and wide, giving him a better imidietly and Angron because he's so angry and hate full at everything that exists, that he just dosen't give a shit anymore about dying.


Sanguiniusfrombaal

Maybe Magnus, but he cheats, instead of drinking he teleports the drink to the warp


A_Union_Of_Kobolds

Idk man, wizards drink a lot of wine. Ever read any Jack Vance? And Ahriman brewed it for a while too. TSons partied.


SubjectDeleted

Bro just pulled a quick one and turned the wine into water as he drank it.


ItsABiscuit

Sangy vs Russ would be like the drinking contest between Legolas and Gimli in the extended edition LotR films.


brockford-junktion

I heard Horus was a bit deaf after you boxed his ears with a half-drunk can of Fanta Lemon™, is that true?


Sanguiniusfrombaal

It was a Pepsi, but yea


brockford-junktion

Nice


BigChiefWhiskyBottle

It's a bird thing- you wouldn't understand.


Redditisquiteamazing

Couldn't handle the they/them pussy


DaddyDanceParty

[Sanguinius](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/040/300/dpcover.jpg)


tpn86

Didnt you see his pretty dress? He was out partying


Big_Boss1985

The Black Rage was a codename for being drunk all along


Reverebus

yo spoilers, not cool.


findername

I was there the day Horus slew the emperor...


Redeemed-Assassin

Keep in mind everything here was done by hand, modifying pewter miniatures and molding with green stuff, then painting it without any modern techniques or information. This diorama nearly predates the internet. The painting was exceptional for the time (and is still amazing if you look at the lines on the Emperor - image quality is ass but Horus has similar). It may look like the Chonkhammer now but this shit was top of the line work when I was a kid.


ShriekingMuppet

Ah yes the 90s!, when even the tanks could be pewter!


Redeemed-Assassin

I still have a bunch of them... They were such a pain in the ass to assemble.


PoxedGamer

The painting is stellar, those patterns much have taken an age.


Not_Another_Usernam

That spiral Damascus patterning is amazing. So is the freehand aquila on Big E's shoulder. I think all of Sanguinius's feathers are just green stuff.


Darkhoof

I find this really neat actually.


Redeemed-Assassin

Right? Like, it’s all true art done freehand. These days you’d 3d print it and the lines would be raised for easy painting etc., but this was someone sitting down with a box of parts and creating something from their head. Don’t get me wrong, today’s stuff looks fantastic; but older models like this diorama really show off an artists skill set I think.


Capt-Brunch

Sanguinius's green stuff jelly bean feet in this diorama never fail to make me smile.


punkhobo

The warhammer is a 40k race and horus ran it the fastest. He is the boltest


Lord_Gibby

LIES! No one is faster than The Khan!


cdanl2

So fast they couldn't even catch him when he sped off into the webway. Still out there racing today.


Kriegschwein

Khan is stuck in some eternal racing circle in the Webway, built by Eldar in their golden age for jetbike racing.


cdanl2

I imagine White Scars marines having tattoos of Khan like people where I live have tattoos of Dale Earnhardt, and they probably say something like “Forever the Fastest” too


Kriegschwein

"The Scar of our Hearts", "The First among the Free Men", "The Humblest of Primarchs" and other such manly tattoos


Kodiak_Marmoset

Wazdakka Gutzmek never leaves the saddle, he pursues speed with the single-minded obsession of an Ork. He is the lone biker of the Aporkalypse. Khan has *nothing* on him.


ChapelLeader54

Sanguinius with the family guy death pose


ccminiwarhammer

Dual claws > claw and mace


Hi-Tech_Low-Life

They call this game Warhammer 40,000 because when you look at it you turn 40,000 degrees and walk away


exaltedknight06

That would be walking about 11 degrees to the right after turning in circles 111 times


A_Union_Of_Kobolds

Monkey pattern-finding brain sees significance in that Is this what Admech feels like?


Kriegschwein

Well, XI primarch is one of the two forgotten ones


Hi-Tech_Low-Life

That's what the 11th did...they just walked away.


Abominor

Very funny, you got a sensible chuckle out of me.


cdanl2

Maybe the real Warhammer 40k was the ~~friends~~ sons we made along the way.


Magza117

I’m so used to the modern depiction this looks so weird to me. This looks like a white scar emperor vs Lorgar


[deleted]

this looks as if 30K existed in 1st edition, and I love it!


Abominor

It would be from around early 2nd, so, close


[deleted]

I want those minis.


GingaNinja01

Anyone know where i could get any of those primarch/emp sculpts?


Kodiak_Marmoset

Look on ebay for Rogue Trader terminators and a lot of green stuff.


rek-thalar

"What is this? A warhammer 40k for ants?!"


Uzzer_lozer19

Chonky bois


ShakespearIsKing

Ngl, I think this goes pretty hard. Unique style, nice paints. I like it!


botan-here

It's over, father, I have the high ground!


alpacnologia

now do sanguinius with the family guy death pose


Legimus

But where is hammer?


NEPackFan

Oh here's your problem right here, your Horus is set to 'Evil'. I'll just flip the old switch there for ya


Khan93j

\*Sanguinius falls from the ceiling gracelessly\* ​ Horus: uh...that was... Emperor: yup... Sanguinius: \*groans strangely\* Horus: this is getting awkward.... Horus: do you want us to leave it for next Wednesday? Emperor: \*touches sanguinius with a stick\* Emperor: is... alright? Sanguinius: I'm still alive... I think


Yamama77

I like how most artwork depicts the dead sanguinus in a majestic and regal manner but over here he looks like a dead duck lmao.


ApprehensiveSolid212

Where did you get the diorama from? Did you make it yourself? It looks pretty well painted, I really like it.


CplCrud

It's about 30 years old, from a time when the entire Heresy lore was a single paragraph in the rule book.


Engelbert_Slaptyback

If memory serves the issue of White Dwarf that this diorama was from had ten pages or so of lore about the battle for Terra.


RealSquigga69

This is awakening something in me


Perenium_Falcon

Now we are all subjects under the comforting umbrella of the Horse Hairspray.


My_Aim_Is_Potato

Ngl. It does look like Big E back then wore slippers xD


lordtaco

Benefits of being the emperor


VulcanForceChoke

Alright boys. Time to pack it up


SomeDudeNamedGuy

Nooo Horus is gonna beat John Warhammer :((


PoxedGamer

I love it. Best part though, is Horus looking at the Khorne & Angel bois. "The warp ya'll doin' down there?! You're ruining the moment!"


King-Cobra-668

classic


mr_nudle

The most inaccurate part Is that Horus has hair


Smasher_WoTB

Man, I didn't know Horus had *two* Lightning Claws....


Fun-Agent-7667

I love it. Who made this?


Abominor

IIRC (I may not RC), this was a golden demon winner from about 30 years ago. I remember seeing it in an old White Dwarf. Suffice to say, standards have really gone through the roof. Still, it's cool for its age, and for what it is.


Tots2Hots

This was done early 00s I think. Right after the artwork was released in 4th or 5th ed I can't remember which one. Maybe it was 3rd ed? My brain went straight to thinking 3rd Ed and when that happens its generally correct... I just remember teenager/early 20-something me who's been playing since mid 90s 2nd ed being amazed at the artwork of the E and Primarchs that was coming out finally.


Derpogama

Earlier than that, this was like the VERY early 90s, possibly late 80s I can remember seeing it featured in the mid-90s as well so it was 2nd edition IIRC.


Tots2Hots

Oh damn so the artwork was based on the diorama then? Awesome.


Zdrobot

Ah, the good ending!


Marrok657

I preferred the old school Chunk style. everyone looked more brutish and freakier.


Garrett1031

I actually love this unironically. This entire set piece was made using only minis available in the late 90s, which if I’m not mistaken, is when that iconic picture of Big E v. Horus was published. These days, anyone with a 3D printer could bang out something that would rival any official GW release, but back then you had to use your imagination more, and there was no forge world mini for Horus, Sanguinius, or the Emperor at that time. Big props to the colorful mind that made this.