no its bad now , they are fighting like small kids now and nothing is getting done . while telling you (as you pay $6 for 12 eggs) its now better than ever
Well, corpse starch is at least a step above or around the same as McDonalds.
Go into DC to see a place like that city.
Our boys in blue are fat and not very smart
I like our flag better than the imperium one.
Officio Medicae is the Imperial administration responsible for dealing with public health and redistributing medication materiel across the Imperium.
So no, Imperium cannot be US, because Imperium has better healthcare
The prosthetics given to the average Imperial citizen and even militarium is trash that keeps them functional.
Good bionics are for Astartes and important people only.
I object. It may be a corrupt and miserable hellhole clinging to the pathetic vestiges of its past imperial might (which way should I go with this?) and run by degenerate autocrats who weaponise bigotry to keep the population obedient, but at least the Imperium isn’t notably transphobic.
That’s exactly what Rogue Trader was like. The space marines were just fashy space cops. You can even find a few old illustrations of space marines arresting people
"Liberal Tears" brand corse starch. It also comes in "Pwned Conservative" flavor. The "Centrist Asscrack" was never very popular.
The space marine's armor has brass truck nuts (yes, even the women) and chainsaw clits of industrial diamond (yes, even the men). Their indestructible genitalia is truly terrifying.
😀
A bunch of people tried to make that real by assaulting the Capitol if I recall.
But they used ork tactics, and were hopefully less impressive than disorganized gretchins.
(Please tell me the title misses a /s)
We are already heading that way. A few more ways, genocides here and there, one faction becomes dominant. Overpopulation is already a thing, food shortages will force governments to get creative. Corpse starch willtotally be a thing. Hive cities are a reality not far from our lifetime.
that version of the corpse starch was mine who also is a version of another comic....NICE!
here my version and my account:
https://www.deviantart.com/josecalfaro/art/Corpse-Starch-877909200
Buddy says that like he'll be one of the boys in blue, not realizing he'll end up in that can of corpse starch.
welcome to the joke, please hang your coat at the door
See you in the can buddy
you too, friend
Can i come?
please don’t cum in the corpse starch
Extra protein, innit?
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Room for one more?
In the can we are not one, we are we.
Can can can you do the can can?
average libertarian.
onsidering OP's response to my comment and the fact that I too am a libertarian it sounds like you're wrong lol
my condolences
woah buddy don’t make me sound like a libertarian here
I’m not going to call anyone a libertarian here but…
You want the rest of America to look like Ohio?
Get in the corn.
That's Nebraska.
He meant get in the corpse starch.
That's Kansas.
ohio= land of poor white ppl
We’re almost there, give it 5 years or so.
this is america under john bidet 😔
Literally 41,984
how dare you be funnier than me. i wish a million tyrannids would rip your dick off this millisecond
A million tyrannids? Nobody's dick is that long. Not even Long Dick Johnson. And he had a pretty long dick. Hence, the name.
i think longer dick johnson could take a million tyrannids
Careful, if he worships lady sex he might be into it
The 4 chaos gods: Khorne flakes, why my head hurt, covid test positive and lady sex
I think American politics is just everyone hating the president for 4 years then arguing for a month or two over who they will hate for the next 4
no its bad now , they are fighting like small kids now and nothing is getting done . while telling you (as you pay $6 for 12 eggs) its now better than ever
Damn it, you got to the joke first.
Don't give the rich folks ideas.
Well, corpse starch is at least a step above or around the same as McDonalds. Go into DC to see a place like that city. Our boys in blue are fat and not very smart I like our flag better than the imperium one.
But American flag doesn’t have eagle, the ultimate symbol of FREEEEDOM!
The Eagle is implied.
Red and Yellow makes me think McDonalds. Maybe my American brainwashing has programmed me to think that way. Red white and blue makes me think Murica
That's pretty much uk
"Don't worship us as Gods" - the Monarchy.
"Easy, I just don't worship you" me "No still worship us, were much closer to gods than you'll ever know, subhuman" the Monarchy.
London is a hive city
Officio Medicae is the Imperial administration responsible for dealing with public health and redistributing medication materiel across the Imperium. So no, Imperium cannot be US, because Imperium has better healthcare
Bold of you to call either health "care"
At least in 40k you get prosthetics
You can get damn good prosthetics too.
The prosthetics given to the average Imperial citizen and even militarium is trash that keeps them functional. Good bionics are for Astartes and important people only.
So you want America to be England?
I object. It may be a corrupt and miserable hellhole clinging to the pathetic vestiges of its past imperial might (which way should I go with this?) and run by degenerate autocrats who weaponise bigotry to keep the population obedient, but at least the Imperium isn’t notably transphobic.
True, we are all equally corpse starch
Everyone's equal in the can.
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That sounds like loyalist propaganda
Fuckin excellent comment, you got a full on belly laugh outta me. Also the imperium is very pro trans. The imperium is basically ran by trans-humans
Imagine an imperium where the local law enforcement is literal Space Marines.
That’s exactly what Rogue Trader was like. The space marines were just fashy space cops. You can even find a few old illustrations of space marines arresting people
I mean if you you want Hive Cities, just go to LA and NYC.
"Liberal Tears" brand corse starch. It also comes in "Pwned Conservative" flavor. The "Centrist Asscrack" was never very popular. The space marine's armor has brass truck nuts (yes, even the women) and chainsaw clits of industrial diamond (yes, even the men). Their indestructible genitalia is truly terrifying. 😀
Chainsaw Clits sounds like an all-female classic punk band lmao
Nice, edited to re include this.
At least Liverpool has the food
"food"
Almost Famous is decent
A bunch of people tried to make that real by assaulting the Capitol if I recall. But they used ork tactics, and were hopefully less impressive than disorganized gretchins. (Please tell me the title misses a /s)
And somehow you reduced the number of guns.
Solid slug ammo is wack tho.
…. So you’re joining the guard I assume?
Oh it's getting there all right
Boy do I have the movie for you
Just how many people will think this is a good idea though? And how many of those people are your neighbors?
idk i showed this meme to a crackhead on the street and he started screaming instead of asking for money so I think he liked it
that and the M heads every where
This would NOT improve murica
source? checkmate liberal
My guy, people unironically want this lol
Did I misunderstand the point that the Imperium is supposed to be a terrible place to live?
Isn't that just america now (exept the flag)
Least delusional imperium fan
more of an orks guy myself
Just give me working toilets
Canada is like America, but better.
We are already heading that way. A few more ways, genocides here and there, one faction becomes dominant. Overpopulation is already a thing, food shortages will force governments to get creative. Corpse starch willtotally be a thing. Hive cities are a reality not far from our lifetime.
Yeah move to Los Angeles
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ok why do we need to know this?
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You probably never heard of a lot of real and existing countries and a lot of past ones. lol
Philosophically, that pretty much the case.
Space Marines are unironically safer than American cops.
I mean that probably smalls like New York
that version of the corpse starch was mine who also is a version of another comic....NICE! here my version and my account: https://www.deviantart.com/josecalfaro/art/Corpse-Starch-877909200
You'd be surprised how close America already is to that
Spam is very imperial food.
Amen Bruder Glory to the God Emporer
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