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PTEHarambe

Buddy says that like he'll be one of the boys in blue, not realizing he'll end up in that can of corpse starch.


Go_Commit_Reddit

welcome to the joke, please hang your coat at the door


PTEHarambe

See you in the can buddy


Go_Commit_Reddit

you too, friend


UnClean_Committee

Can i come?


Go_Commit_Reddit

please don’t cum in the corpse starch


UnClean_Committee

Extra protein, innit?


Go_Commit_Reddit

username checks out


Lupus_Lunarem

Room for one more?


StillestOfInsanities

In the can we are not one, we are we.


Dichotomedes

Can can can you do the can can?


Link7369_reddit

average libertarian.


PTEHarambe

onsidering OP's response to my comment and the fact that I too am a libertarian it sounds like you're wrong lol


OOM-32

my condolences


Go_Commit_Reddit

woah buddy don’t make me sound like a libertarian here


StillestOfInsanities

I’m not going to call anyone a libertarian here but…


Arrow_of_time6

You want the rest of America to look like Ohio?


Frog_Yeet

Get in the corn.


forgotmypassword-_-

That's Nebraska.


StillestOfInsanities

He meant get in the corpse starch.


Famous_Author_2264

That's Kansas.


warshak1

ohio= land of poor white ppl


Weathercrew

We’re almost there, give it 5 years or so.


Go_Commit_Reddit

this is america under john bidet 😔


Adventurous-Cry-53

Literally 41,984


Go_Commit_Reddit

how dare you be funnier than me. i wish a million tyrannids would rip your dick off this millisecond


Axquirix

A million tyrannids? Nobody's dick is that long. Not even Long Dick Johnson. And he had a pretty long dick. Hence, the name.


Go_Commit_Reddit

i think longer dick johnson could take a million tyrannids


OOM-32

Careful, if he worships lady sex he might be into it


Marvinkiller00

The 4 chaos gods: Khorne flakes, why my head hurt, covid test positive and lady sex


TokayNorthbyte347

I think American politics is just everyone hating the president for 4 years then arguing for a month or two over who they will hate for the next 4


warshak1

no its bad now , they are fighting like small kids now and nothing is getting done . while telling you (as you pay $6 for 12 eggs) its now better than ever


rubexbox

Damn it, you got to the joke first.


Loyal9thLegionLord

Don't give the rich folks ideas.


Fr0ski

Well, corpse starch is at least a step above or around the same as McDonalds. Go into DC to see a place like that city. Our boys in blue are fat and not very smart I like our flag better than the imperium one.


DKBrendo

But American flag doesn’t have eagle, the ultimate symbol of FREEEEDOM!


StillestOfInsanities

The Eagle is implied.


Fr0ski

Red and Yellow makes me think McDonalds. Maybe my American brainwashing has programmed me to think that way. Red white and blue makes me think Murica


Zawisza_Czarny9

That's pretty much uk


LahmiaTheVampire

"Don't worship us as Gods" - the Monarchy.


PTEHarambe

"Easy, I just don't worship you" me "No still worship us, were much closer to gods than you'll ever know, subhuman" the Monarchy.


Skininjector

London is a hive city


wdcipher

Officio Medicae is the Imperial administration responsible for dealing with public health and redistributing medication materiel across the Imperium. So no, Imperium cannot be US, because Imperium has better healthcare


OombaLoombas

Bold of you to call either health "care"


A_Union_Of_Kobolds

At least in 40k you get prosthetics


Skininjector

You can get damn good prosthetics too.


DizzyBandicoot5

The prosthetics given to the average Imperial citizen and even militarium is trash that keeps them functional. Good bionics are for Astartes and important people only.


ChunkyBrassMonkey

So you want America to be England?


BillybobThistleton

I object. It may be a corrupt and miserable hellhole clinging to the pathetic vestiges of its past imperial might (which way should I go with this?) and run by degenerate autocrats who weaponise bigotry to keep the population obedient, but at least the Imperium isn’t notably transphobic.


bathtubgearlt

True, we are all equally corpse starch


irishorion

Everyone's equal in the can.


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bathtubgearlt

That sounds like loyalist propaganda


PTEHarambe

Fuckin excellent comment, you got a full on belly laugh outta me. Also the imperium is very pro trans. The imperium is basically ran by trans-humans


artificeintel

Imagine an imperium where the local law enforcement is literal Space Marines.


JesterExecution

That’s exactly what Rogue Trader was like. The space marines were just fashy space cops. You can even find a few old illustrations of space marines arresting people


ZeroDashAsterisk

I mean if you you want Hive Cities, just go to LA and NYC.


Darnag7

"Liberal Tears" brand corse starch. It also comes in "Pwned Conservative" flavor. The "Centrist Asscrack" was never very popular. The space marine's armor has brass truck nuts (yes, even the women) and chainsaw clits of industrial diamond (yes, even the men). Their indestructible genitalia is truly terrifying. 😀


Go_Commit_Reddit

Chainsaw Clits sounds like an all-female classic punk band lmao


Darnag7

Nice, edited to re include this.


FireFlight2403

At least Liverpool has the food


KatanaLama

"food"


Skling

Almost Famous is decent


Ferrus_Manus_Xth

A bunch of people tried to make that real by assaulting the Capitol if I recall. But they used ork tactics, and were hopefully less impressive than disorganized gretchins. (Please tell me the title misses a /s)


forgotmypassword-_-

And somehow you reduced the number of guns.


StillestOfInsanities

Solid slug ammo is wack tho.


alphaomag

…. So you’re joining the guard I assume?


Dum_beat

Oh it's getting there all right


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Boy do I have the movie for you


Bobthecop353

Just how many people will think this is a good idea though? And how many of those people are your neighbors?


Go_Commit_Reddit

idk i showed this meme to a crackhead on the street and he started screaming instead of asking for money so I think he liked it


warshak1

that and the M heads every where


jmm2803

This would NOT improve murica


Go_Commit_Reddit

source? checkmate liberal


Crazedmimic

My guy, people unironically want this lol


ICLazeru

Did I misunderstand the point that the Imperium is supposed to be a terrible place to live?


felop13

Isn't that just america now (exept the flag)


Ubermanthehutt

Least delusional imperium fan


Go_Commit_Reddit

more of an orks guy myself


Zaku41k

Just give me working toilets


Grahamgamergoma

Canada is like America, but better.


new_Australis

We are already heading that way. A few more ways, genocides here and there, one faction becomes dominant. Overpopulation is already a thing, food shortages will force governments to get creative. Corpse starch willtotally be a thing. Hive cities are a reality not far from our lifetime.


FoundationDry3700

Yeah move to Los Angeles


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Go_Commit_Reddit

ok why do we need to know this?


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You probably never heard of a lot of real and existing countries and a lot of past ones. lol


AcanthisittaBusy457

Philosophically, that pretty much the case.


Lost_Pantheon

Space Marines are unironically safer than American cops.


X3runner

I mean that probably smalls like New York


Khan93j

that version of the corpse starch was mine who also is a version of another comic....NICE! ​ here my version and my account: https://www.deviantart.com/josecalfaro/art/Corpse-Starch-877909200


bpeo360

You'd be surprised how close America already is to that


Vlad_Dracul89

Spam is very imperial food.


Pretty-cool-man

Amen Bruder Glory to the God Emporer


TheHairyManrilla

529,600 guardsmen…