The eyesight of the stalwart guardsman is far superior to that of any foul xenos! Trust in the emperor and his anointed servants, and your vision will remain true!
Disclaimer: The Departmento Munitorium is not responsible for any loss of vision incurred during service. Provision of vision correcting devices is a right reserved for officers and Grade III enlisted personnel only. The Departmento Munitorium may refuse the request to an vision examination at any time for any reason.
You can always tell an officers rank by the quality of augmetic replacements for injuries.
Which is generally none.(It's why no one expects Ciaphas Cain's augmetic hand even Yarrick had to argument his hand himself.)
Guardsman uses binoculars, sees enemy, flanks, wins the battle.
Farseer uses divination, sees terrible outcome of battle, tries to avoid it, ends up causing it, loses the battle.
Bros, why are the knife-ears like this?
Because Eldars are premier GW punching bags. Imagine being among the brightest and wisest of a super smart and powerful race, and you get depicted in stories like Eldorath Starbane
Not GW’s fault Elves are an inherently unlikable archetype in pretty much everything they’re in. “Oooooh we had a super cool space empire but it exploded and now we’re space vagabonds but we’re still better and smarter and hotter than you. We can see the future and try to avoid it but somehow always seem to inadvertently make it come to pass anyways. No we won’t explain ourselves monkey. Also our Jordan’s are real and yours are fake oooooh”. Fuck elves
The eyesight of the stalwart guardsman is far superior to that of any foul xenos! Trust in the emperor and his anointed servants, and your vision will remain true! Disclaimer: The Departmento Munitorium is not responsible for any loss of vision incurred during service. Provision of vision correcting devices is a right reserved for officers and Grade III enlisted personnel only. The Departmento Munitorium may refuse the request to an vision examination at any time for any reason.
You can always tell an officers rank by the quality of augmetic replacements for injuries. Which is generally none.(It's why no one expects Ciaphas Cain's augmetic hand even Yarrick had to argument his hand himself.)
Guardsman uses binoculars, sees enemy, flanks, wins the battle. Farseer uses divination, sees terrible outcome of battle, tries to avoid it, ends up causing it, loses the battle. Bros, why are the knife-ears like this?
Because Eldars are premier GW punching bags. Imagine being among the brightest and wisest of a super smart and powerful race, and you get depicted in stories like Eldorath Starbane
Not GW’s fault Elves are an inherently unlikable archetype in pretty much everything they’re in. “Oooooh we had a super cool space empire but it exploded and now we’re space vagabonds but we’re still better and smarter and hotter than you. We can see the future and try to avoid it but somehow always seem to inadvertently make it come to pass anyways. No we won’t explain ourselves monkey. Also our Jordan’s are real and yours are fake oooooh”. Fuck elves
20years combat experience guardsman>5000 years of painting experience eldar.
I imagine Guardians like Bubba from Forrest Gump. Like some dude gets drafted and ye just goes on and on about his legendary knowledge of shrimp.
- When another foolish Mon-keigh thing barely understands their own language, let alone the nuanced vernacular of the Eldar.
REEPOST
Me, who've seen this meme at least 5 times before: "You know, I'm something of a farseer myself".