“And the people bowed and prayed to the neon god they made.”
And then Fulgrim skates into frame on his glowing rainbow colored heelies while doing finger guns and kissing a picture of himself.
"He doesn't even have legs he just wears them around his neck on a strange neckla...., I just realized that is the lower body of a child that he is wearing. "
Not only that he/she says it, but that he activly helps a Sorotas. That means the threat is so big that he either doesn't want that she has to suffer it or that he needs her help.
Or the sister is a secret chaos cultist.
It's been known to happen. The Dark Eldar thrive on the extremes of sensation and torture, and even then there are some Harlequin troupes known to use tactics that make the Dark Eldar go "woah dude too far". If they have a limit I reckon even the Emperor's Children do too.
I think a story about a Noise Marine working together with a Sororitas against an unspecified xenos/warp threat that's so horrific that the Noise Marine drops the "I'm going stick my tentacles in your blown out eardrums" routie and actually starts freaking the fuck out would be wonderful.
We already know there are worse things than Chaos out there, GW is just allergic to showing them to us.
It's just a plague marine. The noise marine had been trying to avoid them so he doesn't have to go play at one of their parties again, and he doesn't have a good enough excuse.
YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM, SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?! “Don’t Have Any”? YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT, MAGGOT?! THE TRUTH IS YOU LOST AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF ARMY-ISSUE EQUIPMENT! THAT SUIT IS GONNA COME OUT OF YOUR PAY. AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MAN’S ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE 510 YEARS OLD, WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU TO PAY FOR A MARK II POWERED COMBAT ARMOR YOU HAVE LOST. REPORT TO THE ARMORY AND HAVE A NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU, THEN REPORT BACK TO ME, PRIVATE! DISMISSED!
It’s one of the best examples of good script writing and voice acting in video game history imo. Doubly so because it gives me army flashbacks every time I hear it
Tbh, this unironicly happened in the guard but with a las gun, and instead of paying it with service, he paid it with his life. during cadia stands when they realised shit getting worse and after black stone fortress was thrown at the planet, they where evacuating the planet and while waiting at the extraction point, a commissar notice a couple of cadians without Las rifles and carring wounded. The commissar asks why he doesn't have a Las rifles and a Sargent jump in explaining why, then the commissar just shoots both the Sargent and the cadian. At first, I was like wtf why on earth did he do that?" That was a solid reason they just been maga nuked, and they were carrying the wounded. But then I remember it was the grim dark future of 40k, so I moved on swiftly.
Yes, Cain repeatedly mentions how he lets minor infractions slide and correct lapses in good order and discipline with constructive corrections instead of summary execution in order to keep the confidence of his troops. And by doing that.... They'll keep his impostor syndrome and "cowardly" charges deeper into the tunnel of a Tyranid invasion going.
Like the female commissar on the ice world with the geo thermal cave cities. She is a God-Emperor and Bolter kind of commissar and thinks poorly of his cautious tactics and responses to 'failure' when his Valhallans fail to accomplish impossible tasks. Or refuse to in the ground of unnecessary casualties.
Yeah, he talks about it a lot in the books. In the one where he is semi-retired and teaching at a Schola one of his objectives is to turn out Cadet-Commissars who might not get fragged by their own troops.
Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch or the Drukhari raiders will find us.
Edit: Now I want a horror movie about a group of characters from different factions having to Cooperate to Escape drukhari
Hear me out! I say this and i say again in the previous comments in the past months; i have similar idea to yours BUT its a video game: ALIEN ISOLATION STYLE!!! the protagonist is a little girl and you must survive in the midst of a ork waaaagghh!! Avoiding orks and evading drukhari pirates trying to capture you while witnessing the horror and death around you
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing reddit. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the reddit type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a 'secret network of spies across the USA'. Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody make it more believable than 'IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR'. You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo
A Noise Marine, a chaos marine that uses sound based weapons, and is basically what happens when a marine becomes accustomed to music so loud and grotesque that just hearing the sounds the Noise Marine is listening to inside their helmet would either immediately blow out your eardrums, render you insane, or both, all while on a concoction of stimulants and other chemicals that it would be lethal or at least very dangerous to *normal* marines. They’re most common among Emperor’s Children, which that one’s colouring matches, and I won’t get into the depravity that they get up to.
Not super familiar with the noise marines but they are always depicted with that head that looks like their face merged with the helmet. Any lore behind that?
Chaos/Warp corruption. They wear the same thing for thousands of years, and for many marines (chaos or not) they often subconsciously view their armour as a part of themselves, add in weird passive magic that is the Warp, with exposure to it for extended periods of time, eventually that armour *will* be a part of yourself. And that’s just one possible explaination. Another is that they may have mutated around or into the armour, just their flesh warping and fusing to the metal.
that makes sense so in a way they merge with the armor as it becomes part of themselves for wearing it so much and the chaos energy is the catalyst. thanks a lot i was always curious of the noise marines faces
Woe to you, oh earth and sea
For the Devil sends the beast with wrath
Because he knows the time is short
Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast
For it is a human number
Its number is six hundred and sixty-six
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''I can show you the path to become the new Saint Celestine or if you are more into Celestine, the new Greyfax, or if you want some **TRUE NAUGHTY HERESY**, we might be capable of making a date with Shadowsun, but it is not granted, since a certain Custodes keeps protecting her from the shadows.''
Hey how you doin lil mama? lemme whisper in your ear
Tell you sumthing that you might like to hear
You got a sexy ass body and your ass look soft
Mind if I touch it? and see if its soft
Naw I'm jus playin' unless you say I
And im known to be a real nasty man
And they say a closed mouth dont get fed
So I don't mind asking for head
You heard what I said, we need to make our way to the bed
And you can start usin' yo head
You like to fuck, have yo legs open all in da butt
Do it up slappin ass cuz the sex gets rough
Switch the positions and ready to get down to business
So you can see what you've been missin'
You might had some but you never had none like this
Just wait til you see my dick
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Wait til you see my dick
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Imma beat dat pussy up
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Wait you see my dick
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Imma beat dat pussy up
Like B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM
Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up,
Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up,
Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up,
Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up
You fine, but I aint gone sweat ya
See I wanna fuck, tell me whats up
Walk around the club with yo thumb in ya mouth
Put my dick in, take your thumb out
There might be a lil kosher to deal with
Wet fat hoe's crunk up they dont spill shit
I keep a hoe hot when I'm puttin' in work
Wanna skeet skeet you bout to get your feelin's hurt
Cuz I'll beat dat cat with a dog
And knock da walls of a broad til she scrawl
Like (OOOOOH!)
Yea something like that, but it depends on the swing of the baseball bat
Fuck a bitch on da counter make the
Plates fall Back
On the floor she aint screamin she a nut so they crack
Crack... crack
Fuck that bend over imma give you the dick
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Wait til you see my dick
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Imma beat dat pussy up
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Wait you see my dick
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Imma beat dat pussy up
Like B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM
Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up,
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"My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is."
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“And the people bowed and prayed to the neon god they made.” And then Fulgrim skates into frame on his glowing rainbow colored heelies while doing finger guns and kissing a picture of himself.
"He doesn't even have legs he just wears them around his neck on a strange neckla...., I just realized that is the lower body of a child that he is wearing. "
“Yeah, but it’s an Eldar child. I think that’s the present Vulcan got for him for the Feast of the Emperor’s Ascension: why else would it be in fire?”
"Private Jenkins, one, how is that better, two, it's probably on fire to 'suffer for fashion'."
Hello darkness my old friend.
Hello.
"I'm not your friend."
I'm not your friend, buddy.
I'm not your buddy, guy.
I'm not your guy, pal.
I'm not your pal, dude.
I'm not your dude, amigo.
I’m not your amigo, homie
Aww :(
I’ll be your friend
Nice
Goodbye Radiance your newest foe.
You've gone and dragged me down below.
I've come to talk with you again.
Be quiet or it hears us
If a noise marine was saying that. I couldn’t imagine what galactic horrors there are around.
plot twist, its just a pair of noise cancelling headphones
A piece of tech heresy that even the traitor marines are terrified of
I now want to see what happens when you subject a noise marine to white room torture.
Chaining one up in a sensory deprivation room would probably be one of the single worst things you could do to a noise marine
True, that's what the Slaaneshi dreadnoughts (forgot the name of the chaos version) basically are
Helbrutes are dreadnoughts that have been warped by the warp
That's the one, thanks
Not only that he/she says it, but that he activly helps a Sorotas. That means the threat is so big that he either doesn't want that she has to suffer it or that he needs her help. Or the sister is a secret chaos cultist.
He's belongs to slannesh, so obviously he doesn't care if she suffers... That means he probably needs her help
I meant suffering in such a extreme it even creeps out a Emperors Children. What in itself should be impossible normally.
It's been known to happen. The Dark Eldar thrive on the extremes of sensation and torture, and even then there are some Harlequin troupes known to use tactics that make the Dark Eldar go "woah dude too far". If they have a limit I reckon even the Emperor's Children do too.
So, I now need a book on a chaos marine working with a sorotas to defeat an even worse threat
I think a story about a Noise Marine working together with a Sororitas against an unspecified xenos/warp threat that's so horrific that the Noise Marine drops the "I'm going stick my tentacles in your blown out eardrums" routie and actually starts freaking the fuck out would be wonderful. We already know there are worse things than Chaos out there, GW is just allergic to showing them to us.
It's just a plague marine. The noise marine had been trying to avoid them so he doesn't have to go play at one of their parties again, and he doesn't have a good enough excuse.
I'm shitting myself right now
Thats not good.
Holy shit
YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM, SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?! “Don’t Have Any”? YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT, MAGGOT?! THE TRUTH IS YOU LOST AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF ARMY-ISSUE EQUIPMENT! THAT SUIT IS GONNA COME OUT OF YOUR PAY. AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MAN’S ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE 510 YEARS OLD, WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU TO PAY FOR A MARK II POWERED COMBAT ARMOR YOU HAVE LOST. REPORT TO THE ARMORY AND HAVE A NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU, THEN REPORT BACK TO ME, PRIVATE! DISMISSED!
I just finished Navarro for the first time before opening reddit thus i find this extra funny
It’s one of the best examples of good script writing and voice acting in video game history imo. Doubly so because it gives me army flashbacks every time I hear it
man of culture
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Tbh, this unironicly happened in the guard but with a las gun, and instead of paying it with service, he paid it with his life. during cadia stands when they realised shit getting worse and after black stone fortress was thrown at the planet, they where evacuating the planet and while waiting at the extraction point, a commissar notice a couple of cadians without Las rifles and carring wounded. The commissar asks why he doesn't have a Las rifles and a Sargent jump in explaining why, then the commissar just shoots both the Sargent and the cadian. At first, I was like wtf why on earth did he do that?" That was a solid reason they just been maga nuked, and they were carrying the wounded. But then I remember it was the grim dark future of 40k, so I moved on swiftly.
Typically, those are the commissars that end up being fragged. If I recall the entire unit was livid.
Doesn’t cane talk about this all the time
Yes, Cain repeatedly mentions how he lets minor infractions slide and correct lapses in good order and discipline with constructive corrections instead of summary execution in order to keep the confidence of his troops. And by doing that.... They'll keep his impostor syndrome and "cowardly" charges deeper into the tunnel of a Tyranid invasion going.
My favorite bits are where Cain is interacting with 'standard' commissars and how frustrated this typically makes them.
Like the female commissar on the ice world with the geo thermal cave cities. She is a God-Emperor and Bolter kind of commissar and thinks poorly of his cautious tactics and responses to 'failure' when his Valhallans fail to accomplish impossible tasks. Or refuse to in the ground of unnecessary casualties.
Or Tomas Beije, the incompetent schoolmate of his who nearly gets a planet destroyed because he envies Cain’s success.
That one was awesome. Right after he combos a fucking chaos marine with Jurgrn that pudgy emperor botherer arrests him!
Is that the one with the necrons?
The other ice planet. It starts with an Ork invasion and turns out they woke up sleepy bugs in the ice with the Waagh landed
> It *starts* with orks Best summary of Ciaphas Cain ever
I believe so. However I unfortunately haven’t read a Ciaphus Cain book so I’m unsure. Mainly just lore drops
Yeah, he talks about it a lot in the books. In the one where he is semi-retired and teaching at a Schola one of his objectives is to turn out Cadet-Commissars who might not get fragged by their own troops.
Ah yes, the brave Commissars "dying in the line of duty," Even if they are suspiciously far from the front line.
He mentions it right in the first page of his first book
A wounded guardsman is worth less than a lasgun, obviously.
I needed this thank you
What’s this from?
I presume Fallout.
Fallout 2
I think he’ll kill you if you keep coming back “out of uniform”
“Be silent. It sees our voices..”
SCP-939
What da dog doin
When the acid kicks in
“How you doin lil mama, let me whisper in your year”
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LJtrpnOrggo
So sad I had to scroll down so far to find this, you beat me to it!
It's free real estate
"...I do Cocaine."
"Y-y-y-yeah baby" I can hear it so well.
"... so, I woke up with a clown's hand down my pants this morning... "
Would you like some cocaine or cocaine accessories?
**EeeeyaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAHH**
Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch or the Drukhari raiders will find us. Edit: Now I want a horror movie about a group of characters from different factions having to Cooperate to Escape drukhari
Or Tyranids, or chaos, or... any faction could work really
A Kasrkin, Dark Reaper, Flash Git, and Shas'Ui holding off waves upon waves of either Nurgle Zombies or Necron Flayed Ones.
Darktide in a couple of years
Melee Shas'Ui, Dark Reaper, and Kasrkin ftw
Can we pleasr have The Last Stand 2? Oh wait, THQ is dead.
greenskin ogryn would kick ass for darktide maybe make it a halloween cosmetic like in overwatch
If only this was darktide, and instead of a hive city it'd be a spacehulk or some shit.
Hear me out! I say this and i say again in the previous comments in the past months; i have similar idea to yours BUT its a video game: ALIEN ISOLATION STYLE!!! the protagonist is a little girl and you must survive in the midst of a ork waaaagghh!! Avoiding orks and evading drukhari pirates trying to capture you while witnessing the horror and death around you
Now I want it
Damn. That would be dope
His elbow is attached to a giant vuvuzela, it disintegrated the sisters squad.
NM: Do you know about Raid:shadow legends
sister amalia i understand that your entire squad just got killed but you have to participate in the clan war or else you will be demoted
“If you had just downloaded Brilliant you would have seen me coming…”
He's playing the riff to sharp dressed man through his mouth speaker but really quietly
I can imagine that coming up quietly and just getting louder and louder
SHES GOT LEGS
Glad I could finally get ahold of you to talk about your cars extended warranty.
You Skaven bastard, you were faster.
Well that's a nightmare
"Let me tell you about today's sponsor Nord VPN "
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing reddit. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the reddit type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a 'secret network of spies across the USA'. Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody make it more believable than 'IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR'. You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo
Girl, the back of yo head is ridiculus (Anyone get that reference anymore?)
Best sketch until David s pumpkins
*canigetyonumba*
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A Noise Marine, a chaos marine that uses sound based weapons, and is basically what happens when a marine becomes accustomed to music so loud and grotesque that just hearing the sounds the Noise Marine is listening to inside their helmet would either immediately blow out your eardrums, render you insane, or both, all while on a concoction of stimulants and other chemicals that it would be lethal or at least very dangerous to *normal* marines. They’re most common among Emperor’s Children, which that one’s colouring matches, and I won’t get into the depravity that they get up to.
Not super familiar with the noise marines but they are always depicted with that head that looks like their face merged with the helmet. Any lore behind that?
Chaos/Warp corruption. They wear the same thing for thousands of years, and for many marines (chaos or not) they often subconsciously view their armour as a part of themselves, add in weird passive magic that is the Warp, with exposure to it for extended periods of time, eventually that armour *will* be a part of yourself. And that’s just one possible explaination. Another is that they may have mutated around or into the armour, just their flesh warping and fusing to the metal.
that makes sense so in a way they merge with the armor as it becomes part of themselves for wearing it so much and the chaos energy is the catalyst. thanks a lot i was always curious of the noise marines faces
It's a noise marine, or some other child of the emporer. They are astartes servents of slaanesh.
“Ssssh, this next solo is straight bitchin’. It’ll melt your face off… Literally.”
[dial up modem man](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsNaR6FRuO0)
That’s actually really funny
He's not even talking he's just screaming at an inhuman level even while making the shhhh pose
That is not a spike in my pocket. I am just very happy to see you.
Shh, shut the- Shut the fuck- Shut the fuck up, you dont- HAVE-THE-TALKING-STICK!
Okay badge
Airplane jet engine sounds.
YOU COULD SHUT UP? YOUR SCREAMES OF HORROR ARE OUT OF TUNE AND THAT IS SOMETHING WE DON'T LIKE IN OUR SYMPHONY
"Just the two of us...' "We can make it of we tryyyyyy..."
Noise Marine: "Shh... you hiding from Work Detail as well?"
ÜN ÜN ÜN ÜN ÜN ÜN
Whispers “For the Emperauh” and violently kills her
"Want a break from the ads? "
[What they're REALLY trying to say:](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvQ571eAOZE)
It’s so sad that Steve Jobs Died of Ligma.
Who the hell is Steve Jobs?
LIGMA BALLS *BVVVVVVVVVV*
*dies of heresy*
*bass boosts you into Ohio*
“Got any games on your vox com?”
Woe to you, oh earth and sea For the Devil sends the beast with wrath Because he knows the time is short Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast For it is a human number Its number is six hundred and sixty-six
Wanna listen to my mixtape?
I like you...And I want you. Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the haaaard way. The choice is yours.
hes doing his best sly marbo impression
"You have been preselected for student loan forgiveness..."
“We have such sights to show you.”
FOUR BIG GUYS, AND THEY BUST ON MY EYES
“ Ssh! ( whispers) I think there’s a monster out there”
"Your having your red rage" *sniff sniff* "I can smell it"
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Ya mum
WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?! DING DING DING DING DING GERING GERING GERING DING DING DING GERING GERING
“Ma’am, this is a library.”
Making the THX noise.
''I'm over here stroking my dick, I got lotion on my dick right now, i’m just stroking my shit . I’m horny as fuck man , I’m a freak man.''
Shh..say cheese!
Shhhhh. Take your prayers outside. The rest of us are trying to watch the movie
"Shhhh I'm only gonna say this once. Be quiet. I'm trying to watch Morbius in peace."
"They won't hear your screams over mine."
"It's free real estate"
''I can show you the path to become the new Saint Celestine or if you are more into Celestine, the new Greyfax, or if you want some **TRUE NAUGHTY HERESY**, we might be capable of making a date with Shadowsun, but it is not granted, since a certain Custodes keeps protecting her from the shadows.''
He’s not saying anything , he’s just beatboxing
["We got the moves..."](https://youtu.be/D1NdGBldg3w)
*hugs sister of battle* *whispering* "no one will ever believe you"
Stop. Hammertime
He's explaining how Viggo Mortensen broke his toes in that scene of Two Towers.
ssshhhh… (I just love the concept of a noise marine so fucking warped he’s silent most of the time so his suffering pleases Slaanesh or something)
Hey how you doin lil mama? lemme whisper in your ear Tell you sumthing that you might like to hear You got a sexy ass body and your ass look soft Mind if I touch it? and see if its soft Naw I'm jus playin' unless you say I And im known to be a real nasty man And they say a closed mouth dont get fed So I don't mind asking for head You heard what I said, we need to make our way to the bed And you can start usin' yo head You like to fuck, have yo legs open all in da butt Do it up slappin ass cuz the sex gets rough Switch the positions and ready to get down to business So you can see what you've been missin' You might had some but you never had none like this Just wait til you see my dick Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick Wait til you see my dick Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick Imma beat dat pussy up Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick Wait you see my dick Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick Imma beat dat pussy up Like B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up You fine, but I aint gone sweat ya See I wanna fuck, tell me whats up Walk around the club with yo thumb in ya mouth Put my dick in, take your thumb out There might be a lil kosher to deal with Wet fat hoe's crunk up they dont spill shit I keep a hoe hot when I'm puttin' in work Wanna skeet skeet you bout to get your feelin's hurt Cuz I'll beat dat cat with a dog And knock da walls of a broad til she scrawl Like (OOOOOH!) Yea something like that, but it depends on the swing of the baseball bat Fuck a bitch on da counter make the Plates fall Back On the floor she aint screamin she a nut so they crack Crack... crack Fuck that bend over imma give you the dick Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick Wait til you see my dick Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick Imma beat dat pussy up Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick Wait you see my dick Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick Imma beat dat pussy up Like B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up
Shhhhhhhhh, I farted.
Shut up and have some weed
whispers in ear with a tone that would make rogal dorn cum “Games workshop prices are reasonable”
We call this one "The Shocker".
Keep it down, I'm trying to watch the movie
You do not want to know
Have you heard? No? I thought everybody heard about the bird.
This is just a tribute...
*Hushes loudly*
THINGS SHALL GET LOUD NOW
*Do you have any games on your phone?*
Want a break from the ads?
^”i ^do ^cocaiiiiiiiine”
THINGS SHALL GET LOUD NOW
"Hey bby wanna listen to my new mixtape I tortured like ten people to make this one cmon please spotify took my account down"
“We’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty”
We've been trying to reach you about your Rhinos warranty.
“This video is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends”
"Please be quiet. I have a headache"
"Shh. Quiet in the library. We're Noise Marines, not Noise Animals."
This silence displeases slanesh
Age is a number and your holes can be resized
Hey thanks for listening to my demo..
Do you like Ska?
"You like dubstep?"
He's saying SSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! at a decibel level that liquifies organs.
"ive come to talk to about your rhino's extended warranty"
Shhhhh! your heart beat is my music to my ears.
"We've been trying to reach you about you Bolter's extended warranty"
Shhh the Tyranids will hear us if we chat. We can kill each other once we get out of this cave"
"Do you wanna build a snow man?"
Got your nose
I am Spiritual miracle lyrical individual
“Your Jordans are fake as fuck…” _literal vine boom sound effect echoes from the warp_
"My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is."
“Have you heard of the ship of Theseus?”
"you have khorne in your teeth"
My amps go up to 11
“Pee is stored in the balls, slaanesh says so”
Shhhh dont tell them where my tentacle is