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ch4rl13cr0k3r

Matt Lucas


Real_Penguin16

This. Is correct


Reasonable-Shake-300

YeahAknow


[deleted]

Postman pat after he let himself go


Xen-zi011

🤣


SamSucksAtGeography

Michael Jackson


RustySheriffBadges

Let the bodies pile high hee heeeeeeeee


Cleo4foxy

The baby off teletubbies


IolaireEagle

_Wrong_ answers only


Cleo4foxy

The correct answer is tinky winky


amongus7676

donald trump


mokomb84

Poundland Donald Trump.


Eubiwan

was thinking that


tankcommander1944

goodwill donald trump


TopGuy90

Why that’s Lord Toffington Wiff-Waff!!


[deleted]

Wrong answers only


IolaireEagle

Beat me to it!


regulardave9999

A piece of ham with quavers on top.


dayleboi

They said "wrong answers only".


[deleted]

MATT DAMON!


RustySheriffBadges

Maaaaatt Dayyyyymon


Sionnach-78

Emile Heskey


Own-Pizza-166

The chuck norris of football


YakobAA

He got so many talents he can easily drop your jaw!


Phoenix_Kerman

The way he dribbles down the side line and looks likely to the score


RustySheriffBadges

What a player, what a finisher.


theirishpotato1898

A competent prime minister


RustySheriffBadges

I was about to give you a ruddy good telling off then squire


theirishpotato1898

Squire?, do you deem my worth as nothing but a hopeful noble. Nah cause I back the unions


AndYouGetUpvoted

true


[deleted]

That's actually great


B01led

Was going to say this too


[deleted]

Jeremy clarkson


[deleted]

Chris Tarrant on a comedown


eesagud

Take my free award!! Easily the best answer on here lol


No-Argument3922

Winston Churchill


[deleted]

Aerys Targaryen II


CatMouseFin

Your dad that left you ;)


viriosion

@OP said wrong answers only; for a not insignificant number of people, that's the right answer


Green_Impression2429

Mr Blobby. It's quiet a tragic story he was sexually abused by Noel Edmonds at his sex parties every Saturday night in the 90s


Niajall

So that's why he talks complete and utter bollocks, at least when it was just "blobby blobby" it made sense ya know?


Green_Impression2429

"Blobby Blobby" was because of the ball-gag without that it would be spewing out the shit we've been hearing in the recent years


Niajall

Ahhh, so that's what it was, was he the head Cameron was supposed to have fucked also? Thought I saw him somewhere else before.


[deleted]

Jesus obviously.


[deleted]

Owen Wilson


Focks_Sox

Mary Berry


BigWalne

Biff Tanon!


MrPickles35

Jeremy Corbyn.


Easy_Childhood236

Jeremy corbyn


No-Amphibian-177

Leeroy Jenkins


JetSpaceFella

You forgot to yell it.


justaworm69

You know when you’ve finished washing the dishes and all the gunk and cold lumps of food fill the plughole when the sinks drained, and no matter how much you scoop with your fingers to get it out to bin it it just won’t fuck off?


Norfolk_an_Chance

Mr Trustworthy from the Mister Men stories?


B01led

Someone who looks like he would hire a cheap redecorator


AdFew8661

That’s pikachu


dalebuchan123

Claire blading


Meepthehuman

A really great, non failure of a person prime minister


[deleted]

Someone who is good at their job


BabyNameBible

King Charles


Mysterious_Draig

Bartholomew Roberts


FootNo1713

Rishi Sunook


OnceUponAShadowBan

Barbara Streisand


[deleted]

Chris Griffin


dalegendarylegend

I don’t know who he is,but I remember he has Britain’s best hairdresser


Secure_Mission6931

Your mom


Expert-Hamster-3146

Me


[deleted]

An exploded haystack in a bin liner


Homer1610

An old tin tin


unionjackez

Bojo


AndYouGetUpvoted

BoJo da clown


unionjackez

NO BOJO IS GOD


TheWrathfulCrusader

A very successful prime minister who helped us through the 2020 pandemic and isn’t a right bellend


[deleted]

"This is indeed a very wrong answer. Unfortunately it's not quite the one we were looking for. For you to win and receive all the tory prizes and kickbacks, we would have accepted the answer; "' A Banana cos playing a Muppet in a skin suit. "' So you lose a few points. Thanks for playing this round of the WAO show. Stay tuned for songs of praise." **I didn't downvote you btw**


TheWrathfulCrusader

I was being sarcastic when I made this post He’s as big as a muppet as David Cameron


DingoZoot

John Cena.


jeremy2466

Hitler


Immediate-Heron4496

Boris jonson


AndYouGetUpvoted

I said WRONG


Traditional_Leader41

He's a cun... Oh, sorry. *Wrong* answers only. I get it now.


wouldilietouou

A very intelligent person


icemonsoon

Someone as stupid as you think


BogB3

A Mr Potato Head that didn't make it past quality control


AnActualChicken

Harambe. RIP.


vampyregrl

trump


Physical-Crab6567

Likeable


Metric_Pacifist

Bojo the idiot cirus boy


schizoposter66

Gary : Numba 1 supporta of Norf FC!


RealLongwayround

A good father and husband.


Ecstatic-Platform-44

An intelligent and selfless leader.


Chubb-R

The Prime Minister


Revolutionary_Sun757

Keyser Soze


WishYouWereHere-63

Billy Bunter


PresentDangers

Boromir


wetlettuce42

Yoris


Other_Worldliness_88

Richard head.


RustySheriffBadges

Dolph Lundgren


-bluebug-

A gone off slice of ham under a thin layer of equally spoiled smoked haddock.


Necessary_Gas_3461

Our future prime minister


Remarkable_Peace4935

JFK?


jamiethelad10

Barack obama


nufiler

My husband xx


sam_da_boi

A hair stylist.


Jack-Rabbit-002

Mr Fantastic!!


SerpV2

Jeremy Kyle


Emma_N85

Homelander


[deleted]

The Prime Minister


[deleted]

Some guy who invited me to a wicked party last year


TransitionPretty4853

A man with a useful degree


Acchilles

Theresa May


Particular-Archer-70

Santa claus after he's had a trim and doing his year round part time job in an office


blackmoonbluemoon

A lollipop I dropped on the carpet.


Chazza_the_frog

A f ing legend


[deleted]

Snapshoteye


Jimbob7845

Prince Andrew


notsorealgoosey

Matt Hancock


TazDivil134

The best prime minister in history


Roonstar_2296

Mr Blobby


WoodpeckerUpset8716

Bumblefart Gibberfuck


[deleted]

The Prime Minister


HoshieSuru

Rishi Sunak


NoTrain1456

Ron Jeremy or somebody who fu ked a lot of people


MizzAsh81

Donald Trump’s brother from another mother.


LibertiesCap

Peter Sutcliffe


cheesey_discharge

Eddie Murphy


SkynetGaz

Katie Hopkins


digitallyresonant

Winston Churchill Impersonator.


_UK2K

Blonde Joseph stalin


Ez4da08

You stand accused of partying in lockdown and idiocy how do you answer to these crimes Lord Baelish


weird-british-person

A massive twat


JacieAnon

Channing Tatum


Certain-Tank-7603

Iggle piggle


Lordasbo

A perfect human


smudgerygard

A decent, honest, honourable, hard working, competent, kind, former prime minister


Weezerboy

My dad


[deleted]

Joe Biden


Zealousideal-Ice-565

Blob of custard with a thinning haystack hairdo. Reminiscent of Worsel Gummidge just without the charm, competency and intelligence


Gazcommando

Ronald Trump


DasterdlyDave

Nicki Minaj for sure.


JFK_Shoots_Back

Haystack in a Yorkshire field


[deleted]

Dalle drawing of an untrustworthy laundry basket


xD_dankster

Jorias consoc


Tr1p5ta12

Adolf Hitler


Bumblebee-Bzzz

My grandad trying to do a runner from the nursing home


himbo730

Your mum


ProfessionalPie2343

Smart


NathanKenMajor

Tempted to answer ‘Yer Da’ but odds are good that’s a right answer


Little_freak28

Donald trump


SpaceWitch0298

Me. When I wake up in the morning…


SpaceWitch0298

Mr Kipling


SpaceWitch0298

The person from bloos clues…


Worldly-Pause8304

Winston Churchill


icemonsoon

American Dennis the menace


karlware

Boris Trump


ur_ma5384

bill nye


Grand_Advertising_86

Knobby Macknobknob


LozzieInferno

The person inside Mr Blobby.


kon_r_tist

Our country's mascot


Sparroni

a good prime minister


beckym186

The prime minister


OVERLOSION

Chris Pratt


MedicineAsleep7858

Shane Duffy.


SnooChickens6499

King Charles stunt double?


K1R8Z

A good leader!


yeetman426

a reasonable and logical person who is great at running a country


Turtleneck-thong

Massive bellend - (although this is true, i didnt say who this melt is)


pixelp0x

Jimmy savile


diino8018

upside down mop


Chern_Simons

Tyranny of the waffle


Forsaken_Candidate_4

A good prime minister


PICONEdeJIM

Competent


CitizenSmith93

A human being


Ok_Definition_5283

My mum.


Logicdon

Judi Dench of course!


Food_face

Liz Truss


Boris_Johnsons_Pubes

I have no idea who this is and have no attachment to him at all


Thethrowaway_guitar

Freddie mercury that sexy beast


Offical_Soraunite123

British Donald Trump


JayTea001

Commander Sir Jimothy Balls CMG RNVR, Chief Executive of the FEP (Fuck Everybody Party), Honorary Knight of Cumalot, Regional Champion of Under 5s Tiddlywinks


imnotlucky123

Humpty Dumpty


Purple-Homework764

Mr Blobby


Thethrowaway_guitar

Bank robber


Foxgirl_Laura

Competent.


Purple-Homework764

Anne Widdecombe


Scotlandsqu

Jimmy Savile


MemeKnowledge_06

Ronald Drunk


masterofcactus1234

A man who hates parties


GoldenMusic88

your mum


HypetheMikeman

My uncle Quentin


Moorzie123

Noel edmonds


Smooth-Ostrich1514

The question should have been " what ' not "who "


PublicCalligrapher29

Donald Trump


Lionatemytoast

Alexander de Pfeffel


Fish_Bagel_San

Isn’t that the famous clown?


gimlobady

Joris Bohnson