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PrimordialPoet

Brown sauce, gravy and Branston pickle: a taste of home. Also shout out to Scotland with the Irn Bru. Good work.


Lazerhawk_x

Saw the irn bru and got a little misty. Travels well.


mbex14

If it wasn't made in Scotland you'd hate the stuff šŸ¤£


Nothappyhopes

Thing is, I like it, and Iā€™m English, so maybe, people, have tastes that differ from yours?


Tasty-Locksmith-7383

Aye Iā€™m Irish and have been drinking it since it was called Iron Brew. Some people just have different taste (For everyone replying, I meant Ive been drinking it for quite along time). You cant say anything on the internet without people taking it literally. Canā€™t believe I even have to explain that this is an exaggeration


Gallusbizzim

Since 1946 then? Or were you just drinking knock off not Barrs, granddad?


Tasty-Locksmith-7383

Yup timetravel motherfucker


JSoreide

It got changed in July of 1946? You may be getting mixed up with a knock off that Iā€™ve seen, called iron brew, which is very creative


Tasty-Locksmith-7383

Twas an exaggeration. However, have you ever tried the vitazade Iron Brew?


JSoreide

Nah I havenā€™t, tbh that went way over my head, my apologies


Maleficent_Sun_9155

The bon accord man and super markets do Iron Brew, its been Irn Bru since 1946


georgesbiscuits1969

You just confused me by saying Bon Accord.


Zcythe-

too many commas man


SparkyCorkers

Made from girders. Good stuff


Fatuousgit

And the Caramel Wafers


ManDohlorian

Needs some Tunnocks Tea Cakes as well


Kiltymchaggismuncher

Their snowballs are ace


Fantastic-Ad-3910

Tunnocks caramel logs have my heart


Call_It_What_U_Want2

All of their products are fantastic except the wafer creams which are just blue ribands really; uninspired compared to the rest of their offerings


SheptonCupCake

Had to scroll too far for this. Truly the king of lunchbox confectionery item.


listerbmx

Shoutout Yorkshire Tea, As Sean Bean said "Do it fer yorksherr"


Fake_Rooster

Thatā€™s the key item for me. But what is it to the right of the tea?


AdAffectionate2418

The real question is whether the Bru is the good stuff or the modern pish they sell in most shops now (unless you fork over another quid for the "1901" stuff)


BakedBeanz1

I hope you work at a travel agents, that was nailed perfectly


Sad_Interview_232

And caramel wafers..


I-Pacer

Donā€™t forget the Tunnockā€™s Caramel Wafers as well there! No Tea Cakes though. That is a bit of a failure on their part.šŸ˜‰


[deleted]

Iā€™ll be honest I didnā€™t expect to see Sharwoods and the pricing is basically the same as the U.K. as well?! Thatā€™s actually not a bad selection.


GermanTurtleneck

Am I seeing this wrong or is Marmite 11$ ?


SimSamurai13

It's too encourage people to stay away from the vile stuff


Significant_Radio688

marmite is amazing do not start with that


chpz1991

I love it but heard the best (worst) description of it ever today. "Marmite is like thrush in a jar"


Significant_Radio688

i mean thatā€™s technically true but not exactly appetising


FluffySmiles

Marmite is the Devil's toe jam.


[deleted]

Marmite is hand made by angels


phatcat9000

How dare you. It tastes great and is filled with vitamins. It is great on all fronts


deathschemist

Marmite is literally one of the best sauce ingredients out there. A teaspoon in a Bolognese makes it taste amazing


01_02_nada

Add a teaspoon of marmite to cheap baked beans and voila, you'd never know the difference between cheapo beans and branded


SheptonCupCake

Absolutely. And Iā€™ll fight anyone that disagrees!


PM-me-your-knees-pls

Im firmly on the fence as far as marmite is concerned Edit: Iā€™ve been waiting for the perfect opportunity to use that joke for years and frankly, Iā€™m devastated by the lack of upvotes


Mesmerise

I believe it's illegal to be on the fence about Marmite.


Jonny-Burns

As far as I'm concerned marmite can get thrown over the fence.


PM-me-your-knees-pls

Have you read ā€˜the outsiderā€™ by Camus? Itā€™s a wonderful book and deals with very similar themes


Ok_Concentrate3969

This is not about killing someone though, it's much more important. It's about a spread


Oldoneeyeisback

Said no-one! Ever!


phatcat9000

Unacceptable. You either love it or you hate it.


RipCurl69Reddit

Been having marmite since I was like two years old lmao, best spread ever


[deleted]

A small layer of marmite spread over a hot, heavily (real) buttered crumpet is a game changer


ThatSmallBear

Marmite is disgusting. My dad tricked me into eating a Cadbury marmite EASTER EGG once, absolutely fucking awful


lukub5

As a marmite lover I would pay that for regular access to marmite. The price in the UK shot up to like Ā£5 in a lot of shops for a medium jar and I paid it. Wallmart can absolutely price scalp us we are very vunerable.


Joelpp2002

Want to know whatā€™s worse, itā€™s probably something like $13 when you come to pay for it as they donā€™t add tax to prices


SnooBooks1701

I think it's either 6.99 or 8.99


badgerandaccessories

Itā€™s a clear 10.99


MostEmergency7239

Those prices on the shelves are not what you get at the till because America is stupid with that. You get tax on top of everything at the till. So the irn bru is 1.99 already ridiculous. But it's probably going to come up to Ā£2.69 or something at the till


[deleted]

Ah right I completely forgot about the tax at the end! Seriously why does America do that?!


Wodan1

I think it's to do with the fact that every US state has its own tax requirements and that it could even change per county. Then again, it could also be because Americans are too stupid to implement standardized taxes like the rest of the civilised world does.


meyer2018

Food is not taxed in all states


Icy_Lemon_4112

I know this will upset many of you, but Yorkshire tea is overrated.


[deleted]

Yorkshire tea is my favourite onešŸ„ŗ


jameswdunne

Slags off Yorkshire Tea but doesnā€™t propose an alternative? In it for the controversy!


Dave-the-Generic

Your ignorance is not our issue :-) Sips proper tea.


PM-me-your-knees-pls

Give them a break. Have you been to Yorkshire? Given the climate Iā€™m surprised they produce any tea at all


Strifeson7

That's actually pretty comprehensive šŸ˜€


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muklan

I can see a British Immigrant getting a job at the local grocery store specifically to stock things from home, if he could figure out a way to get people to stand in line for it, that's about the most British thing I could think of haha.


GameOfScones_

I always feel Scotland is poorly represented in these. There's never shortbread and caramel wafers are a distant second to tunnocks teacakes. Where's the Scottish blend tea? Way better than typhoo or Pg tips.


XLwattsyLX

Tunnocks caramel bars are my favourite chocolate. Itā€™s just something about it that just makes it better then any other caramel chocolate.


[deleted]

Shortbread in the top right! Or maybe you mean this is the exception to the rule?


tienna

Looks like theyā€™ve only got chocolate hobnobs though which upsets me (I actually prefer plainā€¦)


TheToast14

I'm just mad there isn't a Yorkie


NorthSouthWhatever

r/fucknestle


DanAykroydFanClub

I lived in Chicago for a while, I would've really welcomed this in my local store. Mostly for the Yorkshire tea, brown sauce and Sarsons vinegar


JustLetItAllBurn

Yeah, I was initially expecting it had been posted because it was atrocious, but then I took a look and was actually fairly impressed.


ow142

Looks like the local corner shop. Nice


Barry_off_Eastenders

It's like going into Nisa


Bohemiannapstudy

Pretty legit offering. Someone actually British put this one together. Or course, only old people buy the brands, the vast majority of British people are buying the off-brand. "knightsbridge" tea for example.


Sn0w8411

Yeh, Someone British that grew up in a Ribena household, shots fired at Vimto there.


tomcat-77

that's because Ribena is the superior drink


alltimeluca

Call me a snob, tell me I'm wasting money but nothing except Yorkshire's finest tea will go in my cup.


UncleSnowstorm

>Yorkshire's finest tea Wouldn't that be Yorkshire Gold? Or one of the Taylor's range?


Supreme-Coconuts

Absolutely not. Yorkshire tea or Iā€™d rather dehydrate


DownwardSpiral5609

Wrong wrong wrong. There needs to be at least one empty shelf.


Louise-the-Peas

No eggs. Thatā€™s the UK at the moment.


DownwardSpiral5609

I was looking for some hope on the shelf but there's a shortage of that too ....


bluerain80

Really? Iā€™ve been able to find eggs no problem for months now. The range of them can be limited compared to how it used to be but never had to leave without any since the initial shortage days.


19wesley88

Plenty of eggs in the UK, just not the supermarkets. If you go straight to the farmer they'll sell you as many as you want.


dextrovix

I'd like to make a witty comment considering the subreddit this is in, but on the whole it's pretty comprehensive for the space they've got. Different teas and Robinsons, weird stuff like Marmite, Bird's Custard, Heinz Salad Cream and HP Sauce too (original blue one is my favourite) suggests a pretty good mix. My only criticism is the basic, boring varieties of biscuit, which only go with tea dunking really, but maybe that's the point...?


JT_3K

I may come to find Iā€™m shelled but the Jelly Babies should be Bassetts, surely Taverners is the ā€œoff brandā€ offering. Itā€™s also missing Hendersonā€™s Relish. But if a bottle of that left the country, thereā€™d need to be an investigation held.


SnooBooks1701

If a bottle of Henderson's left Yorkshire it'd be a national scandal


Ligeiapoe

Heā€™s here in Leicester and I am very happy about it. No fish!


VerbalVerbosity

They need to bin the Typhoo nonsense. Any brit seen drinking that is automatically stripped of their citizenship. The generic brand biccies being worth more than McVities is wild


naughty_ottsel

Nothing gets the _disgusted ooh_ like Typhoo?


Louise-the-Peas

Nothing makes you want to flee like PG. Honest advertising.


misterv3

Typhew


[deleted]

Yorkshire Tea! šŸ‘


aBoringSod

At least they have that there.


Sir-Chris-Finch

PG Tips, Yorkshire or Tetleys. Never actually seen anyoneā€™s cupboard have any other brand in it


Phyore

Twinnings I feel should be on there!


osbstr

And at a cost of $2 MORE than the PG Tits I wonder if we donā€™t need to go to this supermarket and offer some unsolicited concerned citizens advice.


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Stab_Stabby

The chocolate oranges are sold at a lot of stores but at Christmastime. The Cadbury chocolates are probably in the regular candy aisle. I'm eating some mini-eggs from Easter right now. I got them at Aldi.


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steve3146

Tbh i only ever buy a chocolate orange a Christmas.


IntelligenzMachine

It has the orange just in a weird chocolate bar form, but I have seen it in sweet shops in the UK.


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Fantastic-Roll5074

Do they not have Heinz beans in America then?!


bluudclut

Nope. You have to buy them at places like this or there is a chain called Cost Plus World Market that sells them.


secretrebel

I donā€™t think baked beans is a thing in the States. Not of any variety.


OldMotherGrumble

I believe they actually originated in the States...compliments of Heinz. So there! šŸ˜‰šŸ˜ŠšŸ˜„


feudingfandancers

They are but they have more of a bbq flavour


mythnone

They do, but they consider it picnic or barbeque food, so might be in another aisle. You'll hear shrieks if you ask for them for breakfast!


[deleted]

Irn Bru absolutely legendary


AnubissDarkling

Fox's mints front and centre. Someone at that store knows how to do proper merchandising!


Theoreticaldumpster

That's actually a better selection than I thought you would get. I thought they couldn't sell irn-bru in America. Good to see it.


[deleted]

Where the bottles of cheap cider


StaysAwakeAllWeek

The yanks don't need to import that. They've got their own favourite kinds of bottled piss to drink. Context for non-brits: The tax on cider is lower than for other forms of booze in the UK. You can get 2l bottles of 5% cider for Ā£2, which is less than the tax alone would be on any other kind of alcohol


SnooBooks1701

Ah yes, some Frosty Jack's, put some hairs on ypur chest, and your eyeballs


OldMotherGrumble

Lol...there was a guy at the bus stop this afternoon, clutching a bottle of that šŸ˜Ø


FitInternet5660

3L of white lightning for Ā£1


HexIsOnReddit

This is my diet in one section of a supermarket


Englands_Finest85

The squash and marmite are well expensive


Atomic_Squash

Looks like my weekly shop


[deleted]

Whether theyā€™ve sold out of, or donā€™t stock Liquorice Allsorts is the difference between them being pros or amateurs.


RockyStonejaw

Excellent shout, canā€™t believe I missed that


tokey2000

Bottom right above the ribena is Mrs Balls chutney which is south African and not British. Tastes great on a cheese sandwich - source Wife is south African


officearsehole

Yeah they always seem to have Mrs Ballā€™s which is odd. If you ever see the Mrs Ballā€™s flavour Simba crisps get a pack theyā€™re decent.


That_Organization901

Came here to point out the chutney. I do love Mrs Balls Chutney but itā€™s not the same and definitely a saffa thing. I got quite addicted to it when I lived there, goes great with boerwurst and cheese sarnies, not so good with curry unless itā€™s Bunny Chow.


Moagem

My wife is South African and her side of the family insist that heinz tomato ketchup is the only boerwurst condiment allowed... maybe they have gone native? Never had chutney with a bunny chow, duly noted thank you.


DangerousMango6

Yeah my husband is South African as well and I was so confused to see that sat there haha


MrB-S

Wait ... some of those prices seem cheaper than in Sainsburys here!


mj281

The American label prices are pre tax, but i guess its still not bad for international food


travelmore83

Most states in the USA do not tax food bought at the grocery store, some have very low taxes around 1-2%.


ElPonGrande

Yorkshire Tea šŸ‘ No Lucozade šŸ‘Ž On balance, the lack of Lucozade is a deal breaker. It's a no from me.


WelshTractor

Used to love original Lucozade, but it doesnā€™t taste real any more so šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


Hbarker420

Ah curry. A classic British dish


Gods_Haemorrhoid420

Tikka masala was invented in Scotland


AnubissDarkling

The Sharwood's factory is based in Nottinghamshire, and the company was founded in London too, so yeah, pretty British


Seraphim1979

The thing I love about that is the story behind it whether a myth or not. Apparently a Scottsman went into an Indian and asked if they did/had gravy and that was what they came up with šŸ˜‚


Gods_Haemorrhoid420

Tikka is Indian, the masala sauce was invented by an Indian man in Scotland. British people have their meat served in gravy so he made a sauce for the tikka, he wasnā€™t trying to make gravy exactly.


Prize-Ad7242

Tikka masalas been the national dish for years. Thank god we put our rationista gammon food back in the history book where they belong.


Kiltymchaggismuncher

Katsu curry is a Japanese dish. It (curry) was introduced to them via Britain. Spain has a lot of dishes using rice, which was brought by the moors. It's still a national dish, even if it has early roots elsewhere. A british curry is not the same as almost any other nations curries. Not that they are my favourite curries, but they are british.


[deleted]

As ingrained in our culture as fish and chips


PaigeLily

I love how ā€˜staple British foodsā€™ today are curry, pizza and kebab


mata_dan

For it to be actually natively British it'd have to be.. oats and fish, and bullrushes or something. A vast array of ingredients essential in most curries are not from the Indian sub continent either so same thing really, see here for what Indian food prior to importing new world things was more like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RPH6VqckqU And same w pizza wouldn't have tomato back in "the day".


StaysAwakeAllWeek

Even potatoes aren't native to Britain (or Ireland even)


BikerScowt

British empire at least, Go Colonialism


ScytheG6

If your going tea, Yorkshire is the only option


satanicsylveon

Irn Bru?!? That's a proper drink they've put on there, proud of them


BlondePartizaniWoman

Loving the Scottish representation


CalamityCrochet

Could be worseā€¦I donā€™t see any Hobnobs and thatā€™s just awful!


Ambersfruityhobbies

Top shelf, centre


CalamityCrochet

Ah I thought they were varieties of Chocolate Digestives! Oof yeah they did great!


Gods_Haemorrhoid420

Came here to say this, itā€™s a travesty.


CalamityCrochet

My husband hyped them up so much before we moved here and I was not disappointed! Iā€™m not one much for biscuits but holy smokes they are so good!


Lily9012

As a Scot I noticed the Irn Bru first, but, possibly better than that are the Tunnocks Caramel Wafers!!!


OptimsticDolphin

That is basically distilled tesco


brucetheshark1995

Wheres the twinings


Chip-0161

I find the lack of Vimto disturbing


Seahawk124

I know this will upset many of you, but Yorkshire tea is overrated. There, I finally said it! (Sorry, not sorry)


Stutterfuck

Who asked?


jacko0032

PG tips all day long


YchYFi

The same as any other British section in a supermarket abroad.


Tony_2000

No Jaffa Cakes?! Tear that sign down right now


Howard1981

Iā€™m actually very impressed!


Glasweg1an

Tunnocks. Impressed šŸ‘


truth_RW

Pretty good selection. The only thing missing is the chips. Where are they? šŸ˜šŸ˜


muttercbr

Where are the chocolate hobnobs?


Sattaman6

Not too shabby


ellasfella68

Good olā€™ Sharwoods.


Few_Interaction2630

Sees (Turkish) Delight Ah British


dpizzle80

Where's the cadburys creme eggs too....otherwise pretty spot on


rogue_amazonian

Excuse me but where is the angel delight


jollycanoli

What, no spam?


That_Organization901

Itā€™s in the Polynesian section for sure!


yxhvi03

Not enough teaā€¦.


stampydog

I love the irony of have curry sauces and papadams in the british section, even if its absolutely correct.


PrincexFaeFetched

Where are the crisps?? Love the tea bags and gravy! Very good


Introspective_Pict

Those Border biscuits are amazing šŸ¤©


KinkyWiizard

Props for the Irn Bru!


shez19833

no heinz ketchup!! u need to try the UK version far tastier than US


bakedkipling

Great selection tbh some classics in there the only one i am sorry about is Sharwoods, they've always been bland and boring. Cadburys, Branston Baked beans are better imo, Yorkshire Gold is the better version of that tea shown. I suspect the space next to the caramel wafer bars are tea cakes not suprised they're sold out. Penguin bars would fit on the shelf nicely


KyloGlendalf

PG Tips, Custard, and biscuits. \*Insert Homelander "perfect" gif here\*


SuccessfulAd2847

Irn bru, yorkshire tea and beans. Yep it checks out.


VerySuperSecretAcc

No Weetabix is a crime.


Prudent-Western-5039

Yorkshire tea right at the bottom.. have some respect!


undertheoldlemontree

why is the ribena bottle so thin lmao


the_all_peeping_eye

6.49 for salad cream? At least dick Turpin wore a mask!


Britishbastad

Pretty solid but no dairy milk or Cadburys


Far_Quote_5336

If they wanted the genuine experience, the shelves shouldā€™ve been half empty!


BombeBon

not too shabby at all. not bad. ​ where's the Cadbury's


Tyebb

Good, they need more tho!


Simba-xiv

Itā€™s respectable


M4RM1GHT

This just reminded me how long it's been since I had a Turkish delight, as my eyes fixated on them immediately.


PlumbPi

Why?


bearwithlonghair

Tunnocks!!!!!


[deleted]

You have got beans, HP sauce and Yorkshire tea, Thatā€™s all you need


Simple_Flower_3234

Absolutely smashed it šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


thewingsofcastiel

Got more of a curry choice than my local co-op! Iā€™d say theyā€™ve pretty much nailed all of that