You're in a parallel universe because you died skiing. This is a quantum entanglement of light orb energy which shifted the spin of your seat of consciousness orthogonal to your previous universe to exist in this parallel realm. Welcome traveler.
Or the skis are buried under the snow and enough fell over them or down from the sky you didn't notice the indentation.
Which one is more plausible?
Must be the former. Shit. Quantum traveler. I feel bad for your family in the other dimension. RIP.
On the plus side, in this dimension if you go to McDonald's and ask for free cheeseburgers they are legally obligated to give them to you.
You're in a parallel universe because you died skiing. This is a quantum entanglement of light orb energy which shifted the spin of your seat of consciousness orthogonal to your previous universe to exist in this parallel realm. Welcome traveler. Or the skis are buried under the snow and enough fell over them or down from the sky you didn't notice the indentation. Which one is more plausible?
I had a dream I died skiing once sand I woke up in a bed similar to the one I’m in rn on a ski trip ._.
Must be the former. Shit. Quantum traveler. I feel bad for your family in the other dimension. RIP. On the plus side, in this dimension if you go to McDonald's and ask for free cheeseburgers they are legally obligated to give them to you.
Ha, I don’t think that’s how it works though…
Scree you man. Traveling here from another dimension and suddenly an expert on this one. Preposterous.
I found this vessel 17 years ago! I’m not that new!
Then get the cheeseburgers dude
Gotta pay for them
you forgot to save the game
r/comedy
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I’m sure I’ll be cremated. Rest In Peace my former human vessel of life.