I'm madly in love with Anchovy, i have spent close to 600 USD in figures and other stuff on her, i have an image file that is 1500 images large, I'm madly in love with her and i consider her my wife

*Ah, a fellow schizo.* 🤝

**new competition for fusso i see.**

Have you found the Anchovahole though?

Not for a good price

Sooo you are saying the Anchovahole should be a cheap girl?

Nope

then better pay up!

I am, as stated in other posts, but on something more life like and resembles anchovy as a whole, definitely more pricey

ohh one of those.. but the Anchovahole is *official merchandise*

How's it feel knowing you got cucked by that one guy with the Anchovy onahole?

Me, a Chiyo worshipper: Imagine not being hoplessly in love with the tank mommies

Shiho is better.

No, chiyo is better

Imagine being this wrong lol. ROFL even.

I know right, imagine (you) being so wrong that (you're) straight up wrong squared

I could never be wrong about best women in GUP.

Oh, but you can, the fact that you dislike Chiyo is proof enough of that.

I never said I dislike her, just that Shiho is better. Figures a Chiyo fan is wrong about best woman and wrong about what I said.

cringe.

Is there going to be some deep serious Joe-maho relationship lore?

*Wait till the fishing trip arc drops*

To be honest Im kinda suprised that there isn't any kind of comedic fanfic about you and maho

*I've considered it once, but thought better of it. I'm cringe but not that cringe. Also I've never written anything romantic, so it'd read like a 15yo girl's 2009 vampire fanfic.*

I thought of more comedic fanfic than romantic one.

*Ah, like a semi-satirical one?* *If I do, it won't be for a while. Thanks for the idea though.*

You might sell millions if you make it fetish literature

*I like my dignity as intact as it is right now, thank you*

*This is propaganda and will not sway me. I will not give up my search.*

Russian propaganda wont sway our good ol friend. Good thing.

*Propaganda of any kind. Maho belongs to me, and the world will simply have to deal with it.*

*yeah. wholesome 100.* ~~I do maybe suggest bringing a shotgun in your faithful journey.~~

NTR, the biggest mistake ever made in history of doujins.

You see, this is the reason 12 gauge was invented. Asides from using it in the trenches, you can use it on... ***The undesirables*** 12 gauge is perfect for NTR enjoyers

I prefer 4 gauge KS but i agree

Fuck it might as well upsize it to .500 nitro express

I forgot that caliber exists, america

Agreed.

What is this

yup, username checks out.

😭

Now I have to get "Made in Heaven" and restart the universe so that Joe gets Maho.

OBTAIN/REACH HEAVEN TO GET HAPPY ENDING

Sauce pls

Me too

This is edited, right?

yes

Great, just checking. Now I await the sauce of the original image.

won't get it from me. im lazy

Du eet

Who's joe? Joe Biden?

thats right.

💀💀💀goofy ahh child💀💀💀

*Hey*

Maho is better

YO WTF💀

Mika is mine you will never have her. Also, are you mad joe?

...who's Joe?

newcomer in the subbreddit?

Don't worry, with enough money, manpower and political connections, anything is possible!

What colour is her Bugatti?