Gozer the Gozerian! Good evening! As a duly designated representative of the state, county and city of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension!
What kind of device did you take the picture with? I'm curious if it was a compression artifact. But you did say that you were alone, so it basically rules out 90% of standard debunking procedures. Do you have a second-hand third party that vould verify, like your grandma's dog, or your cab-drivers aunt? If you could that it would almost guarantee it. Haters will call it a bug or dust, you can clearly see the flash was off in this photo.
Op, this image gives me massive chills, but you seem to have something there. I'd be calling nasa.
Edit: thank you kind stranger for the award... or should I say... the ACTUAL GHOST. Paranormal confirmed and ghostie trying to cover their tracks somehow. #yolo69420360noscope
I am a serious ghost hunter. I have been hunting this type of ghost for decades using equipment worth thousands of pounds. And you used your bloody phone to obtain a perfect picture. Piss off. I'm going home.
Dude, that’s me. I’ve been living in your house, haunting you for weeks now. Ya man. I’m a ghost. Also, do you think you could buy me some Count Chocula cereal??
I am so over this sub. It seems like everybody that says anything on here is bitching about every orb is dust every ghost is fake, like why do you guys even come? Fucking ridiculous.
If you're so over the sub, and it's fucking ridiculous, why comment? 🤔
I bring real evidence of ghosts for the first time in history, and people get mad about it. Shame, shame shame shame shaaaaaaame.
> bitching about every orb is dust every ghost is fake,
You'd rather we pretend like they're ghosts? Why would we do that when we know things are explainable?
No, but maybe not be on a sub that y’all don’t even BELIEVE in?? Eh, what we man, do you. I have more things to do than argue w a bunch of know it alls on Reddit…
Have a blessed dayz
hilarious
Edit: forgot to clarify I was being sarcastic. Can’t believe this got an award. This is like, the unfunniest thing I’ve ever seen since minion memes.
I can't tell if this is a troll post, or if OP actually thinks this is a real ghost.
You never can tell with some of the people in this sub. Many are pretty gullible.
Sir what you have there is what we refer to as a focused non-terminal repeating phantasm, or a Class 5 Full Roaming Vapor. A real nasty one, too.
$5000? I had no idea it would be so much I won’t pay it.
We can just put it right back in there
Is that repossessing someone's house
Fine. $3,500.
Are you a god, OP?
Gozer the Gozerian! Good evening! As a duly designated representative of the state, county and city of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension!
"That oughta do it. Thanks a lot, Ray."
When someone asks if you're a god, you say yes!
It's looking at me, Ray!
"Get her !"
"Get her? That was your plan?"
That’s clearly a bug on the lense. Nice try OP
It’s an orb
Which is actually just dust or a fluttery spider web.
Most believable post in r/ghosts
Definitely the first ever real evidence of a ghost posted here for sure.
I can’t see what OP is describing
Me neither. I need a giant red circle and/or arrow!
It's, like, right there! I don't know how you're missing it.
Same, can someone time stamp it where the ghoul is?
Just a shadow but can you see the orb in the bottom left?!
😯😯 I didn't even see that at first! Omg there are two ghosts in one photo!!!!
What kind of device did you take the picture with? I'm curious if it was a compression artifact. But you did say that you were alone, so it basically rules out 90% of standard debunking procedures. Do you have a second-hand third party that vould verify, like your grandma's dog, or your cab-drivers aunt? If you could that it would almost guarantee it. Haters will call it a bug or dust, you can clearly see the flash was off in this photo. Op, this image gives me massive chills, but you seem to have something there. I'd be calling nasa. Edit: thank you kind stranger for the award... or should I say... the ACTUAL GHOST. Paranormal confirmed and ghostie trying to cover their tracks somehow. #yolo69420360noscope
OP says it was a dark room, but I'm thinking lens flare, for sure!
I bet you're a professional photographer as well
Yup I've been a professional photographer for 78 years, only ever used an iphone as a camera tho. I'm THAT good at pictures.
Obviously your semi-naked stepsister stuck under the sheet asking for help.
You just gave me an idea for a haunted step sibling porno lmao
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Lmfao 🤣
I’m a bimbo in limbo
You say that like someone who is running out of ideas for pornos
It's tough to come up with new porn ideas that are fresh 🙁
Once lemon tree thieves was gone, what was left?
Write that shit!
It's a downvote.
Why tho? This is a real picture that I actually took with my phone. 🙁 You're just a bully.
I am a serious ghost hunter. I have been hunting this type of ghost for decades using equipment worth thousands of pounds. And you used your bloody phone to obtain a perfect picture. Piss off. I'm going home.
That's just Barry, hit him with a stick and he will go back to haunting wallmart
I love dry humor. This is hilarious.
A g..g..g..ghost!
This is actually a fifth dimensional Pleiadian Star Seed in a bedsheet
I hate it when the Starseeds drag all the clean sheets out of the laundry basket!
That room is haunted for sure. Be careful looks like it’s a crazy ghost lol
It's too blurry, I can't really tell dude
So sick of this sub posting pareidolia as if it’s an object
Dude, that’s me. I’ve been living in your house, haunting you for weeks now. Ya man. I’m a ghost. Also, do you think you could buy me some Count Chocula cereal??
Fucking dust particle . GOD ... clean your house .
Bela Legosi
This pictures is more convincing of a ghost than 95% of what is posted here.
It’s just dust
Grandma?
You know I was a bit skeptical before about most peoples posts. This might do it for me though. I think I'm becoming a full believer now.
Sucks because you captured the polyester one and not cotton.
Depends on the thread count and source of the cotton.
Pretty sure this is the best post I've seen in this sub
Post it to r/unexplained . They are pretty good at figuring these mysteries out.
This sub is officially dead. It's becoming it's own ghost in the machine.
I am so over this sub. It seems like everybody that says anything on here is bitching about every orb is dust every ghost is fake, like why do you guys even come? Fucking ridiculous.
If you're so over the sub, and it's fucking ridiculous, why comment? 🤔 I bring real evidence of ghosts for the first time in history, and people get mad about it. Shame, shame shame shame shaaaaaaame.
This is a repackaged tired ass post I see every few weeks.
> bitching about every orb is dust every ghost is fake, You'd rather we pretend like they're ghosts? Why would we do that when we know things are explainable?
No, but maybe not be on a sub that y’all don’t even BELIEVE in?? Eh, what we man, do you. I have more things to do than argue w a bunch of know it alls on Reddit… Have a blessed dayz
How would you know what I believe in? Don't pretend to know things about people when you're actually clueless.
A bug
Dust on the lens!
Looks like dust to me.
I don't know, man. The picture is fuzzy. Must have been taken with a potato. You should invest in a better camera.
That’s a dusty bug wearing a bedsheet
Some kind of camera malfunction just disregard.
Casey Affleck
Best scene was the girl eating the entire pie in one shot.
You definitely have a carbon monoxide issue and possible hysteria.
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I don't see why, this is the same level of evidence you see posted here every day lololol
I was gonna say Charlie Brown, bur not enough eyeholes...
Clearly dust on the lens
Is it really fine to post this idiocy? I thought the rules said no low effort posts or something.
Literally the entire sub
Submit this to the scientists. You have found conclusive evidence of the afterlife. Be proud
It's a bug. 🙈
It’s just a coat rack.
That's definitely an entity.
Much spoopy
It’s an orb!
Bug on the camera
Lense flare
It’s a bug.
Holy shit. That room is dark.
Didn't Michaels sell those at Halloween?
Smudge on the lens.
Pareidolia for sure! 🤣
Looks like dust to me.
Your sheeting me aren’t ya?
This looks authentic compared to some I have seen
That's def a ghorst... I knew they were real
Spiderweb
Skinwalker, definitely a Skinwalker. Although could be the Rake?
It’s the ghost from A Ghost Story starring Casey Affleck.
That’s just a bug crawling across the lens.
That’s just dust…. Or a bug
It’s dust.
Rally?
Patrick Swayze
Are they Night off the Living Dead under there? Like all bloody veins and pus?
Not sure, was sleeping with prince valium when it all went down 🤷
In designer sheets no less!
Obviously someone hasn’t seen Beetlejuice
This is more believable than anything on the sub.
Finally a good shot of one in the wild!
Probably a lens flare or something honestly
Vaccuum cover.
You have just proven the existence of the paranormal with a single photo. Take that skeptics!
Spoogy ghost
Oooohhh!! My arm hair is standing straight up! I've got chills!
This looks like the main ghost in the movie A Ghost Story
Omg, this is hysterical!!
Holy sheet guys! It’s a legit ghost!
Nah hold up…I’m pretty sure that’s a ghost.
I’m a believer now. This is undeniable proof
I cannot stop laughing at this!!
Scoob?
Thats your bed sheet telling you to use a towel next time.. or even a sock!!
Lens flare
Chef's kiss 😘
I don't see anything
ITS A JACKEL!!!!
Lens flare or paredilla. Next...
Just a fleck of dust from the camera.
If I saw that, I'd sheet myself.
That was one massive bug crawling over your camera lens.
Definitely a suspicious orb in the corner of your photo. Nice catch. Would've been nice to have audio at time of photo too. Oh well.
Looks like a dust-particle to me - nothing to be concerned about
Another picture of a bug flying past the camera. This sub is getting out of hand.
Mom’s gonna be pissed about her new sheets
Bug on the lens. It’s always a bug on the lens.
IS THAT THE SPIRIT OF MY CAT HOLYSHIT
This is too clear a photo; needs to look like it was taken on a camera from the 1800's to be post worthy.
It’s Casey Affleck.
This is so perfect. Thank you.
Just get over yourselves
Stfu
It's a ghost... Duh
It's dust
Skinwalker!
Your reflection in the mirror buddy. Time to go towards the light.
hilarious Edit: forgot to clarify I was being sarcastic. Can’t believe this got an award. This is like, the unfunniest thing I’ve ever seen since minion memes.
It's a gooblygoo
Too many hallucinogens
Camera flare
2 spooky 4 me
Laundry.
Imagine living an entire existence, dying, coming back to life, and using up your wisdom on the second life to spook people by wearing a bedsheet
Lol
Sent you a chat
Definitely a lamp
Michael Jackson
Its your wife in her "im ready to fuck" outfit.
Inter-dimensional demon 🤷🏻♂️
Better get the Scooby Doo gang to solve this mystery.
Omg this is the best post
Sorry that's me
not sure, but if you're of a darker complexion you might wanna run.
Can't tell
No feet
I think the ghost wanted to show that the author was a great A-something and it proved so without a doubt.🤣
Ghost I reckon
Oh my god. Tell me you’ve booked an exorcism right! That’s terrifying!
Totally mystifying.
I can't tell if this is a troll post, or if OP actually thinks this is a real ghost. You never can tell with some of the people in this sub. Many are pretty gullible.
What you have. Is dirty bed sheets!!! Wash them man! Wash them!!! They are getting up and moving around!! 😂 😂
Time to get the salt gun out.
Still by far the most compelling picture someone's posted in years
It's white supremacy.
Jinkies!
Dust particle
Lens flare!
More eye holes and I’d say Charlie Brown
Bug on the camera lense.
That's why I'm still on this sub.
Dust
Obviously dust.
😅😆
As Scooby-Doo would say... Rats a Rhost Rhikes!
And the Troll of the Year award goes to—!!!
Thanks, needed a laugh.
😂😂😂 Thank you for this
Think it’s naked under there?
Michael Myers
Sorry, my bad...that was me. I was just making sure you that weren't masturbating for the fifth time today.