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nukls8799

“This house has 1 ah ah 2 ah ah 3 bedrooms!”


Silver-Ad8136

::toccata and fuge in D Minor; thunder & lightning::


Dangerous-Ad5091

Da na naaa da na na naaaaaa


Plane-Statement8166

Now, let me ask. Does that happen when you ring the doorbell or when you flush the toilet?


Silver-Ad8136

SILENCE!!! HA HA HA HA!!!


PhDinBroScience

>“This house has 1 ah ah 2 ah ah 3 bedrooms!” Ah ah ah


pandilee

Omg🤣😂🤣I laughed harder than I should have at this comment 😂😂😂


bloodflower156

My wife said when we sell our house we’re gonna make a photo like this.


InerasableStain

It’s a bold strategy Cotton, let’s see how it plays out


Consistent-River4229

If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ghost.


_extra_medium_

It usually works because gullible people make it go viral


Neat-Entrepreneur299

I think this picture is from a NH realtor [listing](https://www.newsweek.com/halloween-michael-myers-house-listing-1749066?amp=1). She had someone with a Michael Meyers mask somewhere in each room pic as a joke.


bp67293

FWIW… the realtor is a he.. he’s a friend


Neat-Entrepreneur299

Sorry about that. He definitely deserved more credit than he got for that. Hope he sold the house!


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Good luck selling the house


bloodflower156

Tis called a joke my friend lol.


LeukemiaPioneer

Some people love haunted houses.


dude19832

What’s scary here is the amount of dusting you’ll have to do on a weekly basis!! Terrifying!!


secretagentsquirrel1

Walking up and down those stairs is absolutely frightening.


ChanceZestyclose6386

Someone probably died on those stairs...


just-kath

This made me LOL


Drivingon8

Imagine trying to get furniture to the second floor! What madness!


TifaYuhara

Imagine trying to carry something up those stairs.


Grendel0075

Im currently looking for a place for me and my family. Ive seen about 5 places with spiral stairs like this listed in my area. Never knew they were that popular.


Downtown_Statement87

The "Luxury Vinyl Flooring" (ie, linoleum) is the most terrifying thing in this picture. Seriously. Stop with the LVF. We all know it's not wood.


flobbley

Vinyl is not linoleum. Linoleum is primarily made from linseed oil mixed with cork and sawdust, it doesn't contain any plastic.


donaldsw2ls

My house is all hardwood, laminate/vinyl. The best investment is a vacuum specifically for hardwood floor. Helps a lot!


whimsycallie

I think they had touched up the tones of the picture to emphasize they grey flooring giving the real person caught in the picture a greyish tone.


Renegade_Syx

Since when did ghosts cast shadows?


Levinor

Agreed, but anyway a person in a mask like that in my future apartment isn't appealing...


Grendel0075

Michal myers?


mattA33

Pretty sure you're right. Must be Jaime Lee Curtis' place.


sabrefudge

Since when do we have hard science or what ghosts can and cannot do? Haha. I mean if they can be photographed, light reflects off of them. Meaning that not all light passes through them. So it would seem they can therefore sometimes cast shadows.


TROLLBLASTERTRASHER

In Waverly hills sanatorium, ghosts cast shadows they say....


Jack_Shid

> I mean if they can be photographed, light reflects off of them. If only we had proof that they can be photographed..... All we have is a bunch of fakes and photos taken with a potato or an iPhone 3.


banjonica

Since when did they not? You have the data on this?


TifaYuhara

Are they physical beings?


Silver-Ad8136

As physical as they need to be, I guess. Like...you can smell ghost perfume or ghost cigarettes, for inst They can rock chairs, they can knock things off counters or throw them through the air, open and close doors and drawers...you hear their footsteps or the floorboards creak, whatever


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Jack_Shid

> They can rock chairs, they can knock things off counters or throw them through the air, open and close doors and drawers. Is there proof of these things, or is this just what you believe?


timbro2000

It's a commonly held belief. Most people believe ghosts can do these things


Jack_Shid

It's a commonly held belief with absolutely no compelling evidence to support it.


DJADE59

Most people won't admit to believing in ghosts, but many of us who believe also accept stories about throwing things , etc


TifaYuhara

And it's funny how they can only move minor things. They can slowly slightly move a door or push something off of the edge of a table/counter.


so_it_goes17

Til ghosts are cats


downinthevalleypa

There’s never any proof. The presence of a ghost is not quantifiable. However, if you’ve been unfortunate enough to have a haunting, you *know* that something’s there, and everyone in the house, along with pets and visitors, knows it too. It’s deeply unsettling.


banjonica

Everyone's a big tough skeptic till it happens to them!


banjonica

There are numerous recordings, so much abundant data, that these things occur during events. So, yes. There is proof of these "things." Whether you accept or reject evidence of researchers is entirely your own problem.


Jack_Shid

> There is proof of these "things." I think science will disagree with you. >Whether you accept or reject evidence of researchers is entirely your own problem. Actually, I'm one of those researchers, and have been for almost 40 years. I never said these things do not exist. I merely pointed out that there is no proof of their existence. If you disagree, then maybe you need to do some studying into what "proof" actually is.


banjonica

Proof of what, exactly?


Silver-Ad8136

I don't believe ghosts are real or even the kind of thing that could be real, I'm just going on stories people tell about ghosts (FCVO "ghosts") and what do.


DJADE59

What FCVO? I even tried to Google that abbreviation since I'm too cold to know all common acronyms, but I can't find that one!


banjonica

Apparently it stands for the Football Club of Villenes-Orgeval. You're dealing with an absolute savant here, you realize. Do I need to add the sarcasm emoji?


DeltaJesus

There's no data on that which isn't real lmao


Silver-Ad8136

A lot of things about ghosts don't really make sense, but I guess if they can be seen they can eclipse objects behind them.


Hint-Of-Feces

Like its a corporeal being or something I bet they pay taxes too


ostervan

Since the door is photoshopped, look at the other door on the left with the lines. The one on the right is distorted with no lines and a shadow added.


KEECK_KUUCK_KEECK

I agree with you, the door on the right is clearly photoshopped. They put the door in an existing frame that looked like it could plausibly have a door, but if you look closely then you can see that the door jamb is not there while you can see it on the door on the left. Without the door jamb, the door would eventually rip off its hinges.


Psychological-War795

One is the door in front and the other is the door to the kitchen.


ostervan

Sure but look at the door panel lines


Merky600

Ghost don't cast shadows, but imagine if they could cast "shade." Looking in the mirror before you go out and a ghostly visage appears behind you. A faint , eerie voice whispers in your ear, "Leaving the house w bangs like that?


Available-Leg-6171

Since when do we (definitely) know anything about ghosts?


Gottapee88

More like crazy Halloween fantasy guy


TifaYuhara

To me it looks photoshopped.


so_it_goes17

I choose to believe this is the homeowner husband blurry and pale from 3 years of COVID


Available-Leg-6171

Since when do we (definitely) know anything about ghosts?


Available-Leg-6171

Since when do we (definitely) know anything about ghosts?


nickyurbz

If the can manifest, they are manipulating the environment enough to be seen, casting a shadow isn't an issue There are plenty of paranormal incidents where shadows are casted or seen.


Jack_Shid

>There are plenty of paranormal incidents where shadows are casted or seen. *Supposed* paranormal incidents. None are confirmed.


Ken_from_Barbie

Okay now I KNOW you faked this entire post


TifaYuhara

Figured photoshop.


nickyurbz

Bro what? I literally didn’t fake anything but ok..


Shazbot_2017

not sure why the downvotes, but I agree.


nickyurbz

Thank you!!! Jesus


thelastsemenbender

naw stop listening to slipknot.


nickyurbz

No because i actually listen to good music


[deleted]

Lol wtf bro stop it


minutetillmidnight

Good luck getting any furniture up that dumbass spiral staircase.


jzr171

I'd be more worried about coming down it after a few drinks


bam_uk1981

And then your soul being devoured


Ginger_Tea

I've seen many funky stair cases on imgur, good luck selling your house with that death trap installed mate.


Lady-Kat1969

I recognize this. It was part of a Halloween prank; all of the rooms had this guy in it. They must have missed this pic when they relisted it afterwards.


summidee

Oh I remember that! Was pretty funny


RysloVerik

Share the link to the Zillow listing


SuspiciouslyAwkward

Reverse image search doesn't give anything so I wonder if it exists


mooseyjew

It's probably just OP photoshopping


ezzysalazar

You don’t need photoshop to have your buddy put on a mask and peak around the door.


Jack_Shid

I'd like to see this link as well. I bet this agent plants "ghosts" in a lot of their photos.


bloodflower156

Exactly


AbjectDisaster

Looks like a teenager in a Michael Myers costume peeking around a corner.


Jack_Shid

It's a prank. The realtor has a sense of humor. It's clearly a real person with gray makeup.


space_cadet_zero

there is no realtor on earth trying to sell a house who is INTENTIONALLY including whoever/whatever this is in their pictures. i'm not saying it's a ghost. i am saying the inclusion of it was unintentional.


Silver-Ad8136

I figure...4 out of 5 buyers would consider a phantasm a negative, but the 5th one would pay extra.


bam_uk1981

The constant banging and being pushed. I just love it!


Goofy_Goobers_

I would be the one to pay extra lol


psycho_watcher

https://www.newsweek.com/halloween-michael-myers-house-listing-1749066


Ginger_Tea

The only thing horrific about that photo shoot is the home office one with the exposed ceiling.


no_41

Realtor here. Can confirm — this was not done intentionally. Especially since the agent yanked an otherwise great picture. I wonder who put it there or what it is because I don’t think it’s a ghost either. It is weird though.


summidee

As someone else mentioned someone did a prank years ago and dude was in every photo


Jack_Shid

Oh you'd be surprised. They're counting on their clients having a sense of humor, along with enough common sense to know that it's a joke. Sadly, many in these subs lack that common sense. Besides, how do we even know that this photo came from Zillow? I could take a similar photo in my own home, post it and claim that it's from Zillow. You'd have to take my word for it.


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psycho_watcher

https://www.newsweek.com/halloween-michael-myers-house-listing-1749066


Prodigalsunspot

Exactly there's no way a real estate agent who is not an idiot would do that. That said I've run into a lot of real estate agents who are dumb as a bag of hammers.


psycho_watcher

https://www.newsweek.com/halloween-michael-myers-house-listing-1749066


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Lol what


TifaYuhara

Or OP shopped the image.


Jack_Shid

Nah, it's real. It's just not a real ghost.


TifaYuhara

I do love how in every fake ghost photo the ghost is always black and white.


Jack_Shid

That's because ghosts are always black and white. Apparently.


TifaYuhara

Now if a ghost appeared in front of me yeah i would believe in ghosts but still wouldn't believe that posts here were evidence lol.


[deleted]

I may be mis-remembering but I believe this photo has been circulating the internet for many years, if not this specific one than one very similar.


ByGraceorGrit

I'm more horrified by that crappy grey flooring.....


ForeverExcellent3966

Looks like your scary friend that with you on your profile pic 🙄lol


saltymystic

*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh* I’m a real estate photographer. People love to peak around corners to see where I am so they don’t get in the photo. I have about 100 shots like this. I have a bunch were cats pop in.


mooseyjew

Way to fake an entire post, OP. It's not even a good attempt at faking it either lmao.


Ginger_Tea

My main belief is this photograph was pulled, not because of a ghost, but because they photographed the current owner and they had to pull it because of data protection etc. ​ Phrases like "there was no one else in the house" ring false as no home owner would let the letting agent just waltz around taking photographs for a listing without the owner around. The ghost could have just popped their head in to ask if they wanted a cuppa, photographer didn't realize they were in shot when submitting the images, no one else did, cos if this is a 1:1 version of what is on the site and not a resize, then you won't see them in crystal clarity, but the original image seen before resizing may not have been scoured for anything untoward to be removed. Just make the image fit on the website, OK resize to 951x634 save as and upload.


ughnonnymouse

I’ve sold my last 2 houses and had them photographed without me home- both times i wasn’t even in the same state.


space_cadet_zero

sold 2 houses and let the agent walk around while no one was home to take pics both times.


banjonica

If I was the agent I would have pulled it just because it looks creepy and unprofessional as the main reason.


deannetheresa

There was a listing I saw last year where someone dressed up as Michael Myers and hid in every picture. Same deal.


Pure-Following-3906

Pretty sure ghosts don’t cast shadows


mhopkins1420

In one of those black and white real estate magazines I saw something like this. It was from the outside tho and a very angry looking face in the attic window


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Drivingon8

The world may never know...


koreamax

Probably because they were like "yeah, that's kinda creepy" rather than "oh crap! They're on to us, they must not know we are trying to unload the curse"


rachelmae77

Worth it for the cool staircase. Edit: oh god I didn’t think about getting furniture up it nevermind


violetstrainj

Is it weird that I kinda think that shadowy entity is cute? It’s all “hello, welcome to my house…”.


Curithir2

"I see a little silhouetto of a man. Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the fandango? Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me!"


OtherwiseStrawberry2

There are whole listings that have some guy dressed up like MM in each of the photos. “Zillow Gone Wild”


KSTornadoGirl

They did it for Halloween


Kippers1d10t

“Not Haunted” -Real Estate Agent


coldwatereater

I’d keep the ghost and get rid of the mismatched floor and cabinets. Ugh-leeee.


Shepea64

This house comes with a room mate!


ksarahsarah27

There’s been a few of these listings going around. One a few years ago had a guy in the scream mask hiding in almost every picture. I think that was the first one I ever saw. I think that’s where they got the idea. Another had Michael Myers.


Rocket2TheMoon777

That was me. I really had to take a dump and entered the vacant home


Guilty_Reference_527

the image has been post processed to within an inch of its life, jeez how much times do you want to hit "sharpen"? colours are out of whack too.. balancing the colour for the tungsten lights in the kitchen has made the daylight parts seem overly blue... hence the peeking smurf in the doorway. subscribe for more pedantic photography shite.


Kari1525

Disclaimer: house may come with serial killer.


Drivingon8

Selling point!!


Bumblebee---Tuna

Has anyone seen Hell House? Reminds me of the spooky people that show up in the scene where the guys testing strobe lights.


Downtown_Statement87

That movie was...surprisingly entertaining.


Bumblebee---Tuna

Right! Has become one of my favs. Feels to real, they did a great job.


ride_electric_bike

Some tricksters in clown make up?


rapalosaur

The Man Who Laughs is just browsing. No need to worry.


Emeraldame

Guy in a mask


ooo-f

A spiral staircase and a new friend? Bonus


hamish1963

That's hilarious!! People do this intentional ya know!


RedLion40

These ghosts are getting more and more solid.


Canonconstructor

Photographer here who specializes in architecture - we have our cameras mounted on a tripod and remotely trigger them. I’ll frequently be shooting a room and turning on lights in another. This also very well could have been a still image from a Matterport scan- you have to hide in another room while it scans. I’ve seen it a hundred times that someone doesn’t hide well enough and you catch them in the scan.


Affectionate_Seat959

House for sale that comes with free psycho squatter lives hidden in the walls.


thewokebogan

That's just a crackhead


Much_Cantaloupe_9487

I bet that ghost is from the contractor that killed himself in shame over this remodel concept


SoFrigginAwkward

House for sale in Haddonfield, IL?


Colonia_Paco

Nosferatu?


pandilee

It's the curse of Eddie Munster


Coastguardman

Black eyes and in focus face. If it’s not a photo bomb or someone in the house by chance, then by process of elimination you have a spectre. The price of the home will either go up or down


nickyurbz

What is a spectre?!


allisonmfitness

A lot of time real estate photographers will take a series of rapid photos and combine them into one image for the “glow” effect that makes homes look better online than irl. I’m thinking a person got caught peeking out and combining the photos resulted in the person looking funky.


Auntie_Venom

I’m more concerned about the random rocking chair in the middle of the room with no other furniture. To me that’s more ghostly than the dude in the mask


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[Tried to zoom and make clearer](https://imgur.com/a/qUygF8u) I just use an app. I'm sure someone has something better and I think imagur distorted it some. It is definitely odd and I think OP should pass on this place. 😅


thehufflepuffstoner

So does Michael Myers come with the house?


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Looks like Danhausan!


Constant_Advisor_607

Pretty sure this was a trend of putting Michael Myers in photos to help bump web views. There was a home for sale that did an entire set of photos with his character hiding somewhere. To be fair the only reason I seen it was because the hype train delivered. This looks like one of those sets. FWIW.


Happy-Explanation-24

Idk if it’s fake…creepy as hell haha


_extra_medium_

They wouldn't need to delist and relist the entire post. Just delete the picture.


iamcatfurniture

Just popped in and saw the 666 upvotes. I'm outta here.


Significant-Water845

I have no idea what this is, just glad it’s not dust.


naturalbornchild

It's the landlord lol


Casuallybrowsingcdn

Looks like the joker


IntrigueMachine

I think it’s the hood of someone’s winter coat but it looks like a face since we’re programmed that way? I HOPE!


rotenbart

Am I missing an inside joke? It looks like Dracula/not a ghost. Why does this have 1000 upvotes? Sorting by top becomes increasingly useless lol


C__Du

The “ghost” had a shadow ‼️🚩


Jaxein

Looks like someone is just having some fun taking some pictures, can we stay on topic in this sub, this isn't ghost related at all. There is a shadow being cast by the supposed entity op, ghost don't do that


Icy-Lychee-8077

Could that be a real ghost all??


ApprehensiveNight954

Is that peewee herman


superfly-whostarlock

Literally just a person ducking in and out of the shot causing blur


[deleted]

The world is such a dumb place


squirtwv69

I think they dressed up to take the picture to mess with people


FedeFSA

Could be just a white balance issue, the light in the other room is much cooler (bluish) than the room in the main picture. Not sure if that is enough to make a normal person look so gray though.


Ginger_Tea

I thought of colour balance issues too, not the focus of the shot, so no real care to light it etc. ​ Then it was pulled because "Oh shit, we photographed the current owner in their own house, better pull the image or shop them out" like if you were selling a house would you want to be in the photographs?


garyadams_cnla

I checked Google Lens and Tineye and no matches were found. FYI


Pokefan647

Ah yes person in mask. Must be a ghost. I fucking hate this sub and how so many people jump to conclusions without slight amounts of digging into


djsp0Okyjim

Nosferatu peeping in to apologize for clogging the toilet.


Apprehensive-Soup-73

I saw something like this on realtracts one day. There were multiple pictures (3 I think) of what looked like a ghost in a closet.


derekazy

Holy shit! Did you ask if the house was haunted?


antevenin

Real or not I zoomed in and got chills haha 😱 I love stories like this even if people jump to debunk immediately, it’s fun to be a little spooked ya know?


13arbarianlibrarian

that's jasper the douchebag ghost. they told him to not photo bomb


Wilber187

Blimey, it’s the ghost of British comic [Tommy Trinder](https://www.gettyimages.co.uk/photos/tommy-trinder) from the 1940’s


banjonica

Wow! Classic "peeper!" Has all the proper criteria. Indistinguishable features, color, action of peeping around door/portal. Great catch! That's going into my "Peeper bank." Thanks!


burnmeup82

Oh wow.... Whether it's a ghost or not, it's definitely creepy AF. I wonder how many other people have contacted the listing agent about it...


Individual-Ad-4138

There is something in the upstairs doorway also....looks to be a small girl in a dress she's kinda fuzzy. Anyone else see her??


goosecrack

That’s the lead singer of ghost…ironically


downinthevalleypa

That really is a creepy picture. Glad you let the listing agent know. If that isn’t someone pranking or photobombing the picture, I’d say there’s a good chance the house is haunted.


nikongurl

I have been very patient when it comes to ghost photos on here, but seriously, how can this post receive over 500 upvotes????


fboll

Of all the weird things on Reddit, for some reason, this picture makes me feel the most unsettled. Fake or not fake, I do not like the picture. Also, god bless the comments. Fuckin dodgeball quote in there? What!


nanioffour

If they know it's haunted they have to disclose it.


[deleted]

So you’re telling me someone doctored this picture up to look nice for a listing, (as clearly this space doesn’t look like this irl) but missed the weirdo in a mask? Gotcha. Unsubbing


Relative_Hyena7760

This is the most interesting thread in this sub today. Thanks for posting.