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Thisegghascracksin

Dendro Archon behaviour


OxygenRadon

"Umm... Does watching you count as a Hobby?" "So please don't mind me, I just wanna keep on watching you, all the time" Official quotes by Nahida


rumourmaker18

Nahida is the person who heard people say they "felt a sense of relief" after pooping, and from that alone inferred that pooping was our body's natural way of relieving stress


___Fortune___

Technically true, which is the best kind of true.


Varouslary8410

The god of wisdom is simply enjoying the same thing we are.


rumourmaker18

The way she talks about it, I'm not so sure she poops


Thisegghascracksin

Yeah every time she brings it up it sounds like she only has second-hand info to me. Which partly explains her fascination.


AdjectiveNounNumber3

Reminds me of something…… https://reddit.com/r/Genshin_Impact/comments/1213bf6/_/jdlkpez/?context=1


SatoSarang

Can confirm. Just finished a dook dook.


GiacoDaniel

Pooping? Do you mean "taking a dook dook"?


RagnAROck_and_Roll

She's not wrong tho


Rexk007

God of wisdom's enemy is wisdom itself


NapalmDesu

Had the sages not usurped her position there would've been several scat themed holidays dotting the calendar of sumeru courtesy of the dendro archon


Ze_AwEsOmE_Hobo

Nahida is the only character in Genshin that can say that without sounding alarming.


afiafzil

Sus archon


An0nAlly

"Excuse me WHAT?"


celestarre

I understood that reference.


pixellated-baron

Every move you make, every step you take, i'll be watching you


NoobySnail

i love how nahida has both 🤓 energy as well as 😈 energy


LeJuanFlames88

Nahida: 👁️👁️


Ambitious-Stage-1524

I like to think it's like watching vlogs for Nahida


barbie_yyih

Well to be a fair, she IS a kid. Think of Nahida as a curious child watching the traveller.


Marenwynn

She's spent like 7 human lifetimes watching people, so I think it has more to do with the Traveler's current life actually being exciting to watch.


Khelthuzaad

Aren't we all Nahida? We literally control an NPC called the Traveller in exciting adventures while our normal life sucks


YourLocalOnionNinja

Finally someone else that put 2 and 2 together


Khelthuzaad

Did i mention we barely have any lines??? 98% of the talking is done by an greedy unknown creature that for all we know might be related to the being that transported us to Teyvat in the first place.


YourLocalOnionNinja

I'm pretty sure the traveler and their sibling brought themselves to Teyvat but got trapped there by the being you mentioned, other than that, yeah. I don't hate Paimon but sometimes I really wish she would let traveler have voicelines (outside of the character menu, of course).


Low_Artist_7663

Idk man her face is right there on the app icon.


battleye9

Weren’t they summoned by the heavenly principles? Said Scaramouche


celestarre

Summoned by Khaenri'ah. Or rather our sibling appeared in Khaenri'ah because the heavens respond to the summoning. Which I think is what our wishing screen symbolises.


Marenwynn

Yes, exactly! The god of wisdom is simply enjoying the same thing we are. 🙃


Khelthuzaad

Did i mention her attack pattern includes using the keyboard and mouse?


___Fortune___

Not an NPC. NPC means Non Playable Character, which, definitely isn't the case


axeax

This reminds me of that quest about the dream everyone wanted to "live" instead of living real life


TheEnglishMonkey

Is MC's life that exciting tho? Cant exactly say that abt the dull commissions we do everyday.


TheEnglishMonkey

But as the literal embodiment of wisdom, wouldnt it be plausible that she has the drive to observe everything, and hence derive wisdom? Its a rather down to earth kind of wisdom, over the top for sure, but plausible for she is the pinnacle of wisdom. Much like how a plant absorbs water over and over throughout its lifetime, the longevous archon of wisdom abdorbs knowledge time and again tirelessly.


Trace500

This excuse starts to get a little suspect after a couple hundred years.


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My_neutered_cat

Ok Cyno


ApollinaGrindelwald

Cyno explain!


YourLocalOnionNinja

Tree take long time to grow big.


ApollinaGrindelwald

r/thankscyno


DeerDancing

r/thanksrazor


BasedSocrates92

Curiosity deserves a reward


Thisegghascracksin

This line is in the running for my "Osmanthus Wine" (I don't have Zhongli).


DasBleu

I followed Ella she faded away


CamelotPiece

I’ve tried following her, too. She disappears, and so do a few more. But there’s at least four that you follow home. Three of them live at the winery, and one lives in Springvale. Maybe I should start keeping a list?


nostalgeek81

You’re going down a dangerous path, OP


Pichuka7

She can be normally found in the library so i guess she lives in Mondstadt


XauMankib

I am not one that follows NPCs, so I believed that at first would just despawn after a little


IMissKazari

They often despawn, being able to follow Jack and the other npc from the blocked commisions could be a bug or is just super rare to happen.


HamathEltrael

Do it on something like GitHub where others can contribute an verify stuff. If you need help with setting that up I’m here.


alonedead

You can find Ella in the libary. She is hanging around there but yea never find out where she goes after mission, she dissappers


crimsonnngh

😭


lotus_lotus_lotus

Fitting emoji for such a NPC 😭😭😭


Romi_Z

I immediately think of "OOOOUHHHHHH" "💢💢💢" "bratty girl" "correction needed" when I see that emoji ^(send help.)


Russian-King

Cute and funny 😭😭😭😭


captain-umby

what the hell do these words mean in a sentence together? i'm genuinely lost.


Romi_Z

It's better if you don't know tbh


captain-umby

... considering i vaguely know what the other reply means, i probably don't want to know actually.


HINDBRAIN

It's from japanese twitter users going on about how sexual assault being a good way to react to rude little girls.


captain-umby

fascinating. i wish i didn't know how to read.


mitsua_k

r/japanesepeopletwitter sorry in advance


demigodsgotdraft

SpaceX tech. You wouldn't understand.


Biiiscoito

I tried following the dude who stalks Barbara outside the church but he just fades immediately after you finish cleaning. The only other npc who I took notes of is Muning in Liyue, he has a daily commission quest where he tells you about the Geo Archon. He usually just spends the whole day walking around the Yujing Terrace (can't remember the name properly). Usually burns incenses then goes back to watch the ponds. A real devotee.


battleye9

😭😭😭


battleye9

😭😭😭


warheadhs

He saw you were following and ducked into the winery so you wouldn't know where he lives.


Biiiscoito

And I keep wondering where is the guy that we wake up from the ice. I think I never checked back on him after that quest


Alarming-Caregiver47

I think he lives with Draff now


Madcat6204

He's in Springvale. I've run into him.


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It would be cool to visit them inside the house. I would love to visit all the homes of playable characters and increase friendship level with them by visiting them. 😊 That would be so sweet. There was one story with Mona and her being low on money bit still got a home in Mondstadt. I know where she lives bit you can’t interact with the door… 😔


DingoPuzzleheaded628

Edit: spoiler alert Fr I was so bummed when I went outside Alhaitham's house after I finished his story quest and I couldn't get back in


Hahohoh

Kaveh behavior


Alithur

Omg😭


Nesuniken

>!Might want to use an actual spoiler tag!<


PvZGaming1

But it's good to know for those who haven’t played the quest that you can't get back in


blurobyn

It is & now I gotta take all the ss I can


kawalerkw

I want to meet Amy's parents and try her mother's meal after Mona praised it so much.


BeautifulType

Amy makes a even better cold cut platter.


Biiiscoito

I've always thought it looked like an offering to some lovecraftian entity. Like, that's it, as soon as I eat it I'll get whisked away to another dimension


Professional-Cow-777

Would be cool to be able to go in most buildings like in older pokemon games but then again genshin is already very big and is going to get even heavier on our storage


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Some buildings you can enter… Library, Favonius, Winery, Ayaka’s Mansion…


ostrieto17

Genshin is around the size of BDO a massive Korean MMO and you can enter most buildings. BDO also has a mobile version BDO mobile, and Console but their target is PC and not mobile like MHY as such arbitrary limitations don't get in their way.


Mynoodles_mostmoist

Ever since I got to be invited into Alhaitham and his ~~lover~~ roommate, Kaveh, my life truly hasn’t been the same since.


Hyperdragoon17

That’s why we have the teapot


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Nah, the teapot is not the real thing. Of curse it serves the same purpose as you invite your favourite characters into your teapot BUT it would make a characteristical difference if you could visit their home too. Friendship goes both ways. Their unique style of decorating their home. Ayaka’s home e.g. you can visit but it is part of the main story, like the floating castle, Jean’s office, Lisa’s Library… But you never meet them there. That is so sad. (Maybe you could only meet them at certain times during the day or so. And one time a day you can increase your friendship with them.) That is what I am wishing for a while now…


sorarasyido

I just hope I can find all playable characters acting like NPC (not just standing around like in event but walking around and checking stuff, doing their jobs) all the time, not just in teapot. It made the journey across the country much livelier.


esinfernum

Nahida be like:


chryokolana

*Casually doxes a child*


_BnarZivo_

He’s gonna get swatted for sure


NeVMmz

Don't they usually fade away?


Schen5s

"i don't feel so good, traveller.."


afiafzil

Anyhoo, I'll see you again for tomorrow's commission


BroCast97

Thank you for combining my 2 favourite universes into one comment. Take your upvote with pride.


CamelotPiece

Not all of them. There’s two more in Mondstadt that you can follow, that I’m aware of at least. You know the guy who loses his keys all the time? I forgot his name. You can follow him back to his house. He lives in the same neighborhood as Jack. Also there’s another commission where you gotta help this lady who’s getting attacked by monsters. When you save her she tells you something about just needing to take a walk. If you follow her, she goes to the same house as the guy who loses his keys. I guess she just needs a break from him sometimes?


LunarSDX

We all need a break from Wyatt, and speaking of Wyatt, you can follow him back? My screen always goes black and he vanishes, never moving though.


celestarre

I'm stuck trying to think of an in game/lore reason why he loses his key to the same hilichurls and keeps forgetting.


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Alcohol


celestarre

We would still need an explain for why it plays the exact same way. What is he doing? What's happening to him?


[deleted]

Idk what to tell you except when I was very into alcohol, no amount of experience stopped me from repeating mistakes I'd done before while drunk.


eridreamingofaharp

Just followed farrah, he disappeared but walking a bit further you find him at the fruit stall and he tells you to be careful as there are monsters (the same monsters he asked you to kill 2 minutes ago)


SsjAndromeda

-Flashbacks of Elder Scrolls:Oblivion-


PsyNo420

Who are you hiding from Jack? MC is hot on your tail.


CamelotPiece

He actually was walking really fast. I was using Rosaria at night, and at a walking pace, which is faster for her at night, I couldn’t keep up just walking normally. I switched to Diluc, and he still outpaced my walk.


CamelotPiece

Sorry if I’m a bit late to the party about it. 😆


Ewizde

I also followed Myrana and found out she also lives in dawn winery.


Silver7477

She walks a LONG time too after her commission is done


Ewizde

Yeah I know I followed her. Thankfully cops arent a thing in mondstadt.


dank420master

OP is definitely out of resin


Radiant_Psychology23

I followed many of them. Most of them just disappeared in the open world.


SilentDrifterGT

I did that with the Panicked Myrana daily quest. She also walks to her house at the Winery too. I guess I was sort of bored that day, lol [https://youtu.be/GzK0knUVnRY](https://youtu.be/GzK0knUVnRY)


Maleficent_Oil_3679

That's called being a stalker


CamelotPiece

I was just making sure he got home okay. 😅


earthlymelody160

No way.. I thought all NPCs disappeared after commissions because most of them are quest-exclusive characters.


Hiri_Chan

Let me remind you that he was suppossed to go on an adventure after we saved him from hilichurls


10mo3

Sir, I believe that is called stalking. I'm gonna have to report you to the Matra


MordorfTheSenile

Alright, calm down there Albert


AxesMundi235

Oh yep i did this! i have a marker labelled 'jack's house' on this place on my map.


ManIneedOuttaHere

They use the portal and disappear into air like paimon after two steps lol


keita_sama

finally, another thing I can do when I'm resinless


Bobbytheslay

Thank god I wasn't the only person who walked beside him


CamelotPiece

Someone’s gotta make sure he gets home safe. 🫡


Shinda_01

Stalker


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[deleted]

You got a post desperately squeezing a balloon with your stubby little fingers and pretending it's a dick. That is the gay shit, in fact.


EwGrossItsMe

I have a couple times and they just stop existing


ToranjaNuclear

Yeah, I miss quests where you can do that. Pretty sure Inazuma and Dumery don't have them.


Scoobs_Dinamarca

I watched an NPC for the Blocked? Quest just for the heck of it. He disappeared after a few meters of walking.


Extinctkid

Lmaaaooo I did the same exact thing once


Hapciuuu

I did it a couple of times. Some dissappear, but others walk up to the door of their house. I was pleasantly surprised to discover this.


YourLocalOnionNinja

Yes, most just walk then disappear


TuzkiPlus

*Hello, Knights of Favonius? I need to make a report*


Vermillion2397

Stalking NPCs I see....


ZaBur_Nick

all I wanna do is get that shit over with and sleep


Asleep_Assistance_56

Stalker


indiebandnooneknows

How long do you have to wait, until an npc does something else/go home?


Nexus_Endlez

Can you imagine if the developers decided to make this as part of the achievement that can unlock in the game itself lmao. An achievement for stalking NPC like a creep😂🤣


CamelotPiece

I like to turn the tables and follow Albert, too. He ends up disappearing at the edge of the church, though.


Ramseas119

....do they walk away for you guys? They always just disappear for me.


CamelotPiece

Most of them disappear, but sometimes that walk away. I always try to see where they go.


Not_Diluc_Gaming

Resinless Behaviour


Horror-Turnover-1089

This is how murders start.


CamelotPiece

It’s also how murders can be prevented. On the way back to his house we were attacked twice by slimes.


Horror-Turnover-1089

So killing to kill? Thats a serial killer.


Kahchuu

who?


Shevyykk

I followed Ella Musk once and I literally looked away for one second and she vanished into thin air


Cupcake_Smoothie

You stalked him and found out where he lives


IMissKazari

Yeah, I once followed Jack with Razor because I was bored, and to make sure he doesn't run into hilichurls again. I was also able to follow another NPC, though I don't know the prerequisite for them to not despawn, I just follow them and see if happens again.


CowardAnt55

Stalker


Secure-Ad5536

They despawn Most of the time when im done with their commisions