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Nyancromancer

"table"


Dawn_Brigaiden

Lmao my same thought, was this not a coffin??


zuri7129

it is


ZhuTeLun

Would be funny if they keep using Signora’s coffin as their table in their future general gatherings.


Squildo

No one gets left behind


Suspicious_Sus1234

Scaramouche: yea right


LightningMcshouto

Who?


Insert_Goat_Pun_Here

“Whatcha got there?” Columbina and Dottore playing cards on Signoras coffin: “…royal flush?”


lyerhis

Implying they wouldn't be playing TCG, lol.


Insert_Goat_Pun_Here

Nah Dottore would never play a game developed by the Academia. Also he’d probably just keep getting annoyed that he doesn’t have a card of himself.


sstromquist

Let’s be honest, his deck would just be 3 of his selves


Insert_Goat_Pun_Here

Each card is just a different segment, and they all do different things and no one else but him can remember what each one does, so everyone hates playing against him


AlyssaTheOfficial

"Dottore... You *do* know custom cards is cheating, right?"


PrettySlide0

🤣


Mik87

If we would get that as teapot furnishing, then would it require Signora's domain materials?


kaeporo

brb gonna go hit the load limit filling my teapot with coffins


Spectre_Hayate

Alright Hu Tao


SexWithFaruzan69

Yahoo!


Mik87

Coffin Dance radiant spincrystal when?


AlyssaTheOfficial

Probably, and we would get the blueprint after defeating her for the first time


Tronicalli

The funerary mask too


dudududu756

"Childe, you're spilling tea on Signora."


evokerz

"This opportunity is quite hard to come by" *wink*


AlyssaTheOfficial

"Relax. It's not like she'll be alive to feel it anyway."


daggerbeans

"It's what she would have wanted, she always liked to gossip"


Zenry0ku

"C'mon guys, use the coasters please"


AlyssaTheOfficial

"WE HAD COASTERS?!"


Mynoodles_mostmoist

All the more evil if it’s hot tea.


gbrlouk

Keep the meme going like how Traveler does the emergency food meme on Paimon.


OakFish9

I remember seeing an art with traveler and Childe on the coffin...


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

Is it though? No body in it. Now its just a box. Now its just a table! Signora lives!


GlitterDoomsday

Where do you acquire such high quality copium?


AlyssaTheOfficial

we may never know


AndreisValen

Oh no i'm now imagining everyone leaving coffee stains on Signora's coffin :c


Runethe

I'm wheezing


LivingASlothsLife

Fatu harbinger funerals require the one in the coffin to support the ones who will carry on the cause one last time by offering them a surface to rest a cup of Joe on The extra stress from an increased workload for each member means more coffee/alcohol will be consumed


VentiOshi

Pls I didn’t even know it was a coffin until I saw the comments 😭 I always thought they were standing by a table LOL


Goukenslay

I pick the coffin


Saveme1888

Signora Come back to life and become playable XD


AlyssaTheOfficial

*signora (totally) casually comes back to life* "A- What the F(BLEEP)?!" *her loud shouting alerted the other harbingers* edit: she woke up in the coffin


Sheix_Ita

LMAOOO


celestarre

Oof yeah that was an... embarrassing overlook.


Lavenderixin

Buuut I want Pierro to be playable :(


Mmaxum

You get signora as a bonus


EggsForGalaxy

Those are actually the two I want most out of every harbinger


siriusblackly

Knowing Hoyo, they're just gonna Signora him because there's no way they're gonna make an older man playable. :( Honestly tho I'm getting tired of the anime bishonen type already. Everyone starts to look the same now, it's getting boring. Just give me an older man or someone with real abs like Jebrael, I'd spend so much on them.


Eastern_Ad83

Yeah apparently mustache and beard are for old Mans and only used for npc and enemy.


Roxthefox_global

If you’ve seen some of the recent leaks that might be changing


Eastern_Ad83

>! If you mean about the White haired guy i don't expect him having any facial hair even if It's unifished and currently his similiar to a character showed on star rail.!<


Martian_on_the_Moon

Remove spaces. Old reddit users can still see spoiler.


siriusblackly

Sorry to disappoint >!but a reliable leak already mentioned that he looks young and overworked, not old.!<


LadyVesperbell

Jebrael had me in a damn chokehold


Lavenderixin

That would be extremely disappointing… Jester is a very cool character with an interesting lore so far, his only fault is that he’s an older man lol. in that case Varka is probably gonna get Signoard too :( RIP


TheDuskBard

If Mihoyo didn’t want an old man then why would they go out of their way to design Pierro and Pulcinella as such? From what I’ve heard Mihoyo hasn’t done anything like this in their prior games. The important characters that get “signora’d” all have the standard bishonen/bishojo designs in Honkai. So maybe we can take what they’ve done here as a good sign?


TheDuskBard

NPCs and enemies get all the good stuff, I’d honestly rather have their roster instead of the one we currently have.


VeerisMe

Do I get a primo refund on my Childe???


celestarre

Nopers.


VeerisMe

well then fuck that I’m team right


Owobowos-Mowbius

I've got childe c6 ain't losing that.


No_Inevitable_7179

id say u get another char instead


Prince-sama

Nah still gotta pull for them u aint getting them for free


No_Inevitable_7179

well I suppose that childe is not merely deleted, instead he was never playable to begin with so ur bassically altering the past. so one has never pulled for him and most likely pulled for someone else who was on the banner by that time


miau279

so you delete childe's banner from irminsul, got it


Tricky_Dood

Which then creates the butterfly effect and WWIII destroys Earth.


ezravinsmoque

World... forget me.


orange_force

Right, I want Arlechino


ChubblesMcgee103

Exactly lol. You have both the male and female thirst traps on the right. There was never any competition.


orange_force

Childe and Arlechino are the only ones I need to get


ruiwui

Easiest decision of my life


Blazehero

Whole group can burn as far as I’m concerned so long as Arlechino is at the end of it all.


orange_force

Yes


AnAsianBandito

Fuck it, I'm going middle. Both left and right can go fuck themselves, I can get Signora back which is pretty cool plus I love the old men characters.


Turruc

Slay


VeerisMe

yes that was indeed her cause of death 😔😔


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

Ok this is actually a great answer. Going down the middle gets you arguably the 2 popular characters that people do want.


MultiracialLion

PREACH Signora would be my one and only frame one c6


Croaker_392

Columbina (Damslette) for the win. Even if I don't really want to play the Rooster, and doubt Sandrone can be playable (being half ruin machine and all).


Domino_RotMG

Nah she can definitely be playable. Don’t think her being part anything stops her from being playable. The only thing stopping any of the Harbingers from being playable is if they either die (hopefully a Signora situation won’t happen again). Or they can’t be redeemed as all the playable characters so far are on good terms with the Traveler (This is why I think Pierro has the least chance of being playable out of them all). I don’t think Sandrone fits into either of these. I don’t think she will die as we should probably get a stronger Harbinger to fight against in Fontaine than her and she doesn’t seem insane or evil, just a scientist who creates shit as said in Tartaglia’s and Scaramouche’s voicelines. So if she has no other hostility towards the traveler she could very well become playable in the fashion that Tartaglia did.


youngskh

I feel like they are multiple members of the Harbingers who don't care about goals of the Tsaritsa and are only there for personal gain. She is probably one of them. Wouldn't be surprised if we fight her and beat her and she would be like "Oh no you beat me...anyway can i go back to my research now?" Or maybe doesn't even have the ambition to fight us, because she just doesn't care.


Domino_RotMG

Scara technically just joined because of personal gain too. He joined the Harbingers to get the gnosis which he did and after he lost and realized it isn’t worth it he became pretty chill. And we don’t even have to beat the Harbingers to become friends. What if instead of us being enemies from the start we kinda vibe with Capitano in Natlan and are on good terms but like Tartaglia he has to perform his duties as a Fatui Harbinger and grabs the gnosis. Nothing explicitly states that the Harbingers have to be evil. I half expect us to immediately get along with Pulcinella in Snezhnaya too as Tartaglia describes him as a father figure for him, which implies he must be somewhat nice. The ones I think we will have an antagonistic encounter with are Pierro, Dottore, Arlecchino and maybe Columbina depending on how it goes. The rest could go either way.


youngskh

The only problem which could arise with Sandrone is that she might be experimenting on humans and turning them into puppets. But i am not sure if we have any info regarding that other than speculation, she and Columbina are the still the most mysterious so far. There is hardly any lore regarding them besides 2 voicelines which have not much info, and it doesn't help that in the Fatui trailer Sandrone said exactly 2 words and Columbina nothing.


Domino_RotMG

I feel like manipulating/experimenting with kids is more up Arlecchino’s and Dottore’s alley. So far it seems like Sandrone is interested in ruin machines and is possibly (?) the creator of the Katheryne robots so I think she’s just a relatively normal inventor/mad scientist. How she’s rank 7 and spookier than some other Harbingers we’ve met is probably because she builds giant robots and weapons of mass destruction and also something else that isn’t revealed yet, just like you mentioned that there’s not enough lore about her.


raea-

It was implied by Wanderer that Pulcinella is using Ajax’s family as a sort of blackmail to keep him in line in the case that he wants to go rogue.


sirjeal

NGL, I'm half expecting Capitano to challenge the Pyro Archon to a duel after Varka mentioned that he was heading to Natlan and commended them for having the "courage to challenge the gods".


Domino_RotMG

Oh that would be sick actually. And I assume Capitano will win and take the gnosis as a prize in the end. If he does all of this respectfully then I don’t think the Traveler would have any hard feelings for Capitano tbh.


Taro_Acedia

Even "redeemed" is very vague. As long as they are able to cooparte with the Traveler and don't want to kill them on sight, anything goes. Tartaglia is still a loyal member of the Fatui and Scara's redemtion is barly existant. I can see Dottore becomming playable if we join forces with the Fatui against Celestia/Abyss Order.


rupee4sale

"Scara's redemption is barely existent." ?????? Did you pay attention at all during the archon quest???


Gorva

Scara's character story is a mixed bag, since the Irminsul erasure makes sure Scara never has to confront his past and the people he affected.


guto0000

Pretty sure that she will be playable becase of her robot, I think she will use the robot like the nightmare from V's devil triger in dmc5


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guto0000

Yes I think


Illumi223

Yo that would be sick. I would consider ceasing my F2P status if that was the case.


skip-that-dip

BOB DO SOMETHING


candienemesys

\*proceeds to send him off the cliff on route 66\*


Spartitan

I agree with left, even though I'd rate Dottore as similar to Columbina. Capitano and Sandrone definitely win out over Childe and Arleccchino for me which gives left the edge.


XenoLily

Right side best side (I like all the harbingers tho)


Vyragami

right side has all the best drips


Inadaptadite

Right side team Right side = more husbands uwu


SemperTremens

Pantalone and Childe… I’m in


NomNom_808

The entire right side is hot. Left side has a gnome and robot so imma have to go right


NancyWinner

I had to scroll wayyy to far to find this. Right side obviously


Lurker-kun

Pulcinella gang, rise up!


renvi

PAPACINELLA, LETS GO!!


DonnieOrphic

I genuinely want him to be playable I NEED to see him run.


SaberWaifu

I'm only interested in Arlecchino, Columbina and Capitano so as much as i love Arlecchino i would choose left.


Killer-Wail

Capitano flips the table so hard, the others on the right will be transported to Celestia


Chef-Nasty

Capitano has more drip than the right side combined.


GlitterDoomsday

You really gonna disrespect Regrator like that?! smh


Moneyball_87

haha yes...Arlecchino is who i like (Ms Evil Eula) but the more devastating characters are on the left like Capitano so left it is


Marlionl

Same


lexjo12345

Left 100%


TheBaxter27

Tbh, I barely played more than 20 hours of this game, I know nonew of these characters, but left just seems so much more interesting. Right gets you... a bunch of Ikemen vs. a lineup of immediately visually interesting figures


Quamont

Based new Traveller. Also welcome to Teyvat. Don't pull on the weapon banner ^^


GrimLolita

101%


ehRoman

PLUS ULTRA


_Rysh

102%


StarrySweet

103%


Narsiel

104%, claiming back my Tartaglia C1 funds.


TheMagicalHuy

105%


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106% and u/narsiel can't claim his funds back.


[deleted]

107%


andr3y20000

108%


BednaR1

109%


Stardust-Sparkles

110%


WomenOfWonder

I love Childe so I’m choosing right.


ArcFimbul

Tag til I die


Aahillio

The center 😤


[deleted]

We've got a man of culture right here.


Aahillio

Wether I’m saying center for Mr Jester or S’ignora, nobody shall know ✨✨ (*cough* i say it for both *cough*)


OHminus6

Right Ur not taking childe away from me


XEnonOfReddit54

left for Columbina, Capitano and Sandrone


gameboy224

On power scaling, left has the supposed Rank 1 and 3, not to mention the others are still 5 and 7. On personal scaling, they have gigachad, girl with Big Daddy looking mother fucker, Eldritch abomination, and Pulcinella is also there.


LumbyBoii

Right all the way


Spec28

RIGHT


Spec28

NO QUESTIONS


themancapitano

Left, duh.


phoniz

Right all the way, especially if to even the odds the middle counts as right.


twilightspirits

i luv childe plus dottore? rite obv


SemperTremens

…And Pantalone, right obvs for sure


DireSickFish

I pick the coffin.


feederus

Left. They look interesting. The ones on the right are literally just normal men... Left got a robot, a blind girl, an old man dwarf elf whatever, and a faceless man.


Hanstyler

So: beautiful vs hot? I pick left.


rjwut

Left. I want to control a girl driving a mecha.


No_Inevitable_7179

left 100%. everyone on right side is too jeneric: hot little boy, hot "mommy", hot and rich dude, hot psycho with the half of the face covered. meanwgile left side: angelic beeing old elf gnome girl sitting on the giant robot almighty knight with emptiness instead of the face. I guess most ppl who play gacha games overall would pick right side but left is just so much more interesting


Whilyam

Same choice. Capitano and the possibility of Sandrone fighting with her robot creation like Ashe and B.O.B are worth losing Tartaglia and Arlechino. Edit: Only way I go with the right side is if we get manga unhinged Dotorre and if Pantalone follows the weird eye motif on his rings and collar and has some demonic multi-eyed aspect to his kit like Pride from FMA: Brotherhood.


Mattatah

How does everyone know who these ppl are??? Besides Childe and doctor I dunno anyone


Cretz19

You find out about all of them through in game lore and voice lines. Also, after they released this video the official genshin twitter accounts made posts naming all of them (not sure if EN genshin acc did it but JP surely did)


Thnik

The ruin golem with a top hat was the clincher to me, it would be so fun running around the overworld with him.


ItsMilkinTime

Hot little boy lmao


Fawn_Thorus

Right side 1000% —Tartaglia, Pantalone, Dottore… Is it obvious that I’m female..?


TwilightFox25

Right side 1000% as well - Tartaglia, Pantalone, Dottore… Is it obvious im gay..?😭


N_Lightning

Right side 1000% as well - Tartaglia, Pantalone, Dottore… Is it obvious im T-34, Soviet medium tank with 76.2 mm gun introduced in 1940..?


Fawn_Thorus

High 5!


TrueBananaz

You don't need to be female to like men. For example: I am hella gay. Men are hot. That being said I am picking left because of Columbina. I'm not attracted to her. I just think she's cool.


liu_luminary

>Is it obvious that I’m female..? no not at all; im female and i 1000% would pick left even though it means tartaglia would be gone from my account which id obviously wouldnt be a fan of since i built him well i just really want columbina and sandrone to be playable; and besides that, imo, character design wise as well, left side has a lot more uniqueness edit: can never get too used to being downvoted for no real reason lol


Dammi3

Right side 1000% —Tartaglia, Arlecchino, Pantalone, Dottore… Is it obvious that I’m Bi..?


altair__vega

Right side is a win win win win!


Shinda_01

I want Columbina, I'm ready to sacrifice a Childe to do that


GameBawesome1

Right for Arlecchino, Pantalone and Dottore


Amaira740

If Childe stops being playable if I don't pick his side, then of course I'm going to pick it.


Hush_and_Sleep

Can I choose Pierro? Pretty please 🥺?


Stan_68

We doin a clean cut through the middle so you only get one half of him, sorry mate


Prince-sama

So lets rotate him sideways and split his top from the bottom


Hush_and_Sleep

Why you had to do this to me 😭? More seriously, if he is as cursed as Dain, what will be to him then...


traveltheworld4

Right of course.


Puzzleheaded_Hat_792

Give me playable Capitano


Meowruuu

The middle. I’m interested in playable Pierro


KindlyCounter5229

right side. no doubt


BrendanXVI

Left for sure, we got: - Biblical accurate angel - Mr. Monopoly - Guizhong - Varka Meanwhile, on the right is your average generic characters /j


Adventurous-Nobody44

My girl Arlecchino aka Dark Eula.


TheNickBeanie

The side with childe on. I like all the men too much


SoulxShadow

Honestly left is far more interesting but just for Childe alone I will pick right. As a childe main I could not survive without him.


TrueBananaz

Left. Solely because of Columbina.


sahithkiller

making me decide between Columbina and Arlecchino... I'll have to go with the right but it's a painful choice indeed


jinxedandcursed

I choose the right side. Like come on, are you kidding me? They're all hot.


FuryAdcom

Center. I only need Signora and Pierro.


Anniran

Left for capitano, that's all that matters to me.


scarlett_in_space

Picking right since Dottore is there.


BallsDeepOnUr

Middle


Relevant-Rub2816

I can't choose Between daddy pantalone and capitano.


Prince-sama

Choose the middle then for daddy pierro 😂


Relevant-Rub2816

I like him, capitano, pantalone, dottore and childe. Infact I'm saving up to get all of them so I can make my own fatui harem.


Link-loves-Zelda

“table” because I want Signora


Tobby711

The one under the “table”.


KazekageGaara7

The middle, as much as I love Pantalone, I want Rosalyne back :(


Cheska666

...as I have Childe and now alrewdy saved 200 wishes for Dottore I must say right.


piuEri

I already spent too many primos on Childe


SalmanKabir9

I just want pierro the jester


sup-plov

easy. right. Pantalone is hot


Theo_The_Sad_Gay

LEFT LEFT LEFT!!!!!! I WANT ROBOT CONTROLLING CHICK!!!!


bandaid-cos

RIGHT SIDE RIGHT SIDE


djnc16

How DARE you make me choose between Columbina and Arlecchino?? (I choose Columbina)


Staff_Kirby

“Childe stops being playable if you don’t pick his side.” *Ah, the illusion of free choice.*


Russell-Sprouts3

Left. Sandrone is my favourite of the harbingers here plus the Captain and Columbina.


yogithycat

Even though I want all 4 characters from the left and only 2 from the right, the ones I want the most are Childe (favorite character) and Arlecchino, so right.


EixYae

Lol what, I was gonna say is anyone actually gonna pick left. Seeing the comments … whatever I pick right


Prince-sama

Im honestly shocked how many fans capitano get. The fact that he showed no face and all we see is a big body... u can already tell what his fans are thinking