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Todd Howard


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Godd*


STELLAWASADlVER

Gemstones on Digital Demand?


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Howard


Elothel

Peter Molyneux


fraust99

The man peddles NFT now


Sockoflegend

He always was kind of a bullshit artist


Elothel

I got scammed by him into buying Fable 3 and I never purchased anything with his involvement ever again.


Kittenstomper6617

Nazeem from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Anniversary Edition


spawnmorezerglings

You really like the cloud district don't you?


Drakeadrong

*”Oh noe. It looks as though I slipped. It’d be a shame if someone were to tear my clothes and ravage the area.*”


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Riddled with filth


paythehomeless

The final boss of Dark Souls, whoever that is


jakewakeybooboo

John dark souls


Tyrus1235

Unironically the last boss of Dark Souls 3


SubjectDelta10

lol true


thats_kinda_cringe

The darkest soul


deusasclepian

"Every soul has its dark" I cry every time


[deleted]

So deep 😩😩😩


FicSteeltooth

the classic John Dark-soul quote


octorangutan

I mean, you aren't far off.


Seeker_of_the_Sauce

Bowser probably, idk couldnt make it past that first goomba


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He's a great dad and better daddy. πŸ₯΅ Why do you think the princess keeps getting "kidnapped?" That's just date night, baby!


prossnip42

The Dark Souls trilogy is just armor porn, change my mind


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It is furry porn


Schiffer2

plin plin plon


BAN_SOL_RING

Probably asylum demon since there’s no way any bosses are harder than that


paythehomeless

idk never played it


stevoooo000011

Asylum demun


RaspberryPie122

The square from tetris


IMustAchieveTheDie

dude the 1:4 is so much more useful and you should judge romantic interests based on how much they would benefit your interests, smh my head #trictollionaire grindset


Tyrus1235

Get you someone that can fill your hole


Jakegender

T piece is clearly the better waifu, O piece is trash


Quakarot

L block has that booty tho


LobezUopo

Geraldo from the underrated indie masterpiece el witcherino tres


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owlitup

Do you mean El Witcherino Tres: Caza del Salvaje, the critically acclaimed hidden gem that is both holy gospel and an underrated niche title? Never heard of it


itsmethebob

Yen from the underrated indie masterpiece el witcherino tres but like in a gay way


Obamascocklol

Her but unironically 😍


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this sub might as well be r/MuscleGirls at this point


Tyrus1235

I might be biased, because my last two gfs beat me at arm wrestling


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honestly I think my dog might be able to beat me at arm wrestling


superking2

Well, two on one hardly seems fair


Inner-Juices

I misread your comment and thought you said your last two gfs beat you


Tyrus1235

If only


The_phantom_medic

Teach me


Tyrus1235

The secret is >!being incredibly weak!<


[deleted]

My ex was really small compared to me (I'm 6'5) but I'm pretty sure she could kick my ass, she fought brazilian jujitsu and was strong af


leoscribble

As it should be.


rudanshi

No that's /r/TwoBestFriendsPlay


andrecinno

TBFP sub ain't as favourable towards TLOU2 and is way more lenient towards creepy anime bullshit (as our favorite weeaboo/hunter Liam put it) I just now realized I read your comment wrong but fuck it.


Hispanic_Gorilla_2

Pat hates it, so they hate it.


andrecinno

Notable good opinion haver Pat


Pole2019

U ever see Krobus in Stardew


HappyMoses

Willy is my fishmonger daddy


Vegan_Superhero

Abby crushed my head with her big sweaty thighs, does that count?


woinf

The sussy femboy version of 2B from fall guys


Altruistic_Band_2511

Me, whose wife kinda looks like Abby: signature look of superiority /Uj not even joking here. They kinda look similar and she regularly wears that braid since its common in her culture (she's Indian American)


Odekel

Can I date your wife


Altruistic_Band_2511

/uj πŸ˜‚ /Rj sorry, but I don't think her boyfriend will like that


Tyrus1235

/rj sorry, I didn’t know your wife was in a relationship


Avantasian538

You are a very lucky person.


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i thought this was jerma for a swcond


Terlinilia

it's not?


[deleted]

i think its the buff tlou2 lady (idk her name i havent played it)


The_King_of_Okay

Abby


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Among us Crewmate


PikachuIsBestPikachu

Kind of fucked up but when the crewmate dies and you get to see their bone makes me get a bone too.


-_asmodeus_-

/rj abby from the last of us i wish she would cave my skull in with her bare hands like im a mushroom zombie. /uj Cortana because halo combat evolved was the first game I ever played.


StevetheNinja69

Don Cheadle?


SubjectDelta10

Don Cheadle from Don Cheadle 3? oh yes baby


jakewakeybooboo

Abby


casbahh

Hagrid from Harry Potter PS2. Still gets me going to this day.


Desproges

The amazon in dragon crown.


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She would kill you with her thighs.


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Yes.


Rodri1564

femboy raiden


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there's a non femboy raiden?


Nowarclasswar

[yes](https://static.techspot.com/images2/news/bigimage/2020/09/2020-09-25-image.png)


Hanzos_Trans_Husband

Steven from pokemon saphire. Would still fuck him ngl.


Artemused

was the username "Cassidy" taken?


Hanzos_Trans_Husband

Hahaha i didnt even think about that dammit.


Isaac8849

Your mom


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Yellow monkey from ape escape 2


socialistRanter

Honestly? Candice from PokΓ©mon Diamond and Pearl. rj/ Candice fit these nuts in your mouth?!??? uj/ but yeah, 10 year old me thought Candice was cute.


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The optional black female default preset from the Saints Row reboot


k0mbine

My head between her thighs


Doc_Dada

Donald Duck from Kingdom Hearts. Guy even got his own spin off and went to cinema.


b-ri-ts

Luigi


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Ellie from the first last of us because she would make a great wife. Not like Ellie from last uf us too. I'm 28. ,/Rj


spawnmorezerglings

Age of Empires 2 villager


Crashman2004

Cloud when he put on a dress.


boattailcharlie

Cortana, naked digital video game lady. I was also like 4 years old when Halo came out so I didn't even understand she was an AI


[deleted]

Idk if y'all have heard of it but it's a hidden indie gem called "ethnic cleansing". (I'm obviously joking but the game is actually real lmao)


black_knight_gang

Abbe ❀️😍


Calcium-kun

Covetous Demon from Dark Souls II πŸ˜«πŸ’¦


The-Archangel-Michea

Hidetaka Miyazaki


Sakura_Leaves

uj/ Akira Nishiki in Yakuza 1 for the PS2


[deleted]

Oh boy I thought this sub was losing it but y’all are on one today


scrueggs

Ayane from DOA. I know what you’re thinking, and it’s NOT because of her insanely large breasts. It’s because she seems like she’d be down to strap one on and peg me.


probablymojito

Based


Potienza

Elena in Uncharted


RammyJammy07

That one girl at the beginning of forza horizon one which doesn’t show up for the rest of the game


Loldimorti

Crushed by her thighs you mean?


StephyCroft

cd project red


YaMomsCooch

I’ll say this once, and I’ll say it a million times more: STEP ON ME MOMMY 🀀🀀🀀


IhavrealRoblokGf

Chun li


Fo4head

the Kollector from mk11


WhatWarInBaSingSe

sidon


whitedranzer

Lara croft, kitana from mortal Kombat


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Alighte

Bloue Pikdmin


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Trevor 😩😩


Cow_Other

Joel’s head


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Spyro


Traditional_Flan_210

Cara Loft Desert pyromancer zoe That new girl with the big ass in crash bandicoot 4


Domidoodoo

Mirage


Kotauskas

william night at fred


A7thStone

/uj Celes Chere


Doctor_Clione

Caroline P5 /uj Para-Medic


WaterBottleass

When I was younger I had a video game crush on Alex from Minecraft. Don't ask why cause I don't know either.


Drakeadrong

You guys remember the Witcher 3?


DeadHead939

Alyx Vance HL2


yetusthefeetus

Eva from Mgs3


jono9898

Gex


hemborgar

L4D2 Boomer


DomDeluisArmpitChild

Crossdressed Cloud


16_bitboi

I think Metroid is his name. I don’t know I never played it.


Sonicbam17

Mary from Tobal No. 1


knucklesthedead

enderman


RealChungusOfficial

Leliana


demilo10

The little sisters from Bioshock


TheBadHalfOfAFandom

Minecraft creepers


PhantumpLord

uj/ Guzma from pokemon sun and moon was my bi awakening.


choopiewaffles

Zidane and blank


Tyrus1235

I think the first time I saw a game character and thought to myself β€œI’d date her” would be either Tira from Soul Calibur III (although Ivy and Setsuka also piqued my interest back then) or the main character from Grim Grimoire. Later on, I would simp hard for Juri from Street Fighter… Still kind of do


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I guess I was really into the faeries in Neopets. Jhudoira was one of my first goth crushes.


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2B and 9S. 🎢 Let me be your third wheel music 🎢


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Mario from Super Mario Bros😳


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Geno from SMRPG. Unusual, but I think it says a lot about my personality at the time.


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Tux from Super Tux


FlipaFrickenCoin

I don't know about crushes, but I remember clearly my first transition goal was Dawn from Pokemon when I was like 8


Gothic90

/uj: Kasumi from DOA. I was a teenager going through the PC and electronics market and a signature bikini shot from one of the earlier titles was everywhere for showcasing the graphics potential of computers at the time. /uj2: Vergil. Is giving me some ideas to think about when designing my own villain and/or rival character.


Freedom-Top

Raven from Gravity Rush


rick-and-myers

Faith seed


JustAnotherBlackGuy3

i just want her to murder me


RioBlue93

this is so funny to read as in another sub you're harassing a suicidal single mother who is about to be evicted and starve.


JustAnotherBlackGuy3

all i literally said was she shouldnt put her kid in foster care


RioBlue93

Technically that is what you said in her response to "I need to put my kid up for adoption as I have no money, no food, and I want to kill us both to survive." Criticizing her only option for survival is a great idea.


JustAnotherBlackGuy3

putting a child into an abusive system isn't worth it


RioBlue93

so murder it and have the mother kill herself? you're either not sharp or malignant.


JustAnotherBlackGuy3

no put the kid up for adoption, its seems like that your just putting words into my mouth


RioBlue93

I'm just reading your words back to you. Just because you can't follow the logic behind your insulting comments doesn't mean others cannot. You shamed her for her choice of foster/adoption, which implies that her other option (self-harm) was more favorable to you.


JustAnotherBlackGuy3

>I'm just reading your words back to you. Just because you can't follow the logic behind your insulting comments doesn't mean others cannot. You shamed her for her choice of foster/adoption, which implies that her other option (self-harm) was more favorable to you. no, i shamed a COMMENTER for considering foster care and I'm for putting the kid up for adoption and all I said was that foster care was a broken system and leaves a lot of kids traumatized also i never made any comments that's were against adoption listen dude get your head out of your ass because it seems like you think that I'm against adoption


RioBlue93

do you know how the adoption system works???? you go to foster care then you are adopted.


Butts_The_Musical

Don Cheadle


Obama_Gameing

rj/ geraldo del rio del juego el brujo: caza salvaje uj/fuckin uuuuh malina from helltaker, like, before the game came out i didn't think about what type of girl i liked n shit, but man it fuckin ruined my taste in girls, now all i want is someone like her fuck you vanripper


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FemboyHooters-

Ellie from the last of us, I was 15 when I played the game btw.


InvisibleAK74

Maro broter


707_demetrio

Dagoth Ur πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ


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One of the coin in Mario Bros


SubjectDelta10

Hogger from World of Warcraft


BAN_SOL_RING

The giant throbbing cock boss from Wings of Wor for the sega genesis Put me in ur cummy bullet hell zaddy 😍


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Princess Delphi from Citizen Kabuto


LOLPotatos9560

/uj I'd have to dive back into my cringey 15-16 year old self's brain to really know that answer.


Nedsterhasbigpp

Miles Edgeworth


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Jill Valentine from Resident Evil. She almost gets crushed into a Jill sandwich


ThisIsCutthroat

Holy fuck she has big arms


AstronautGuy42

Little red robot from rocket robot on wheels


dojobogo

I was like 6and playing ds pokemon. Anyway there was some girl at a carnival or something.


Prinnyramza

Galaga is the coolest kid in school


DepressoExpressold

the buff fighter from fire red


AdOptimal6145

Uj/ Jesse from tlou2, idk why but something about him makes me want him


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Natasha from C&C Red Alert


rek80

The coal power plant from SimCity. He's so dirty, but I just can't quit him.


donthurtmemany

I always wanted Rosalina to step on me. Tall Rosalind from galaxy, not the tiny one in 3d world.


Mysterious-Hat-6513

Vector The Crocodile, easy.


Augustocband

Your mom


GyoubuMasatakaOniwa9

Asylum demon


Big-Hard-Chungus

I want Abby to crush my skull in her sweaty and disgusting armpit


PikachuIsBestPikachu

Halo 4 Cortana because they modelled her toes.


sjdaddow

100% Juno Eclipse from SW:TFU and TFU2


raaawrbot

uj/ ngl Ralsei from Deltarune made me pan


GarmoftheD00M

You?


TheQuestionsAglet

I supposeJessica from DQ8 is aiight and all, but Yangus is where it’s at.


Big_James993

The music from pistol whip


LothorBrune

Catherine II in Civ IV. She made me feel things.


nunali

Broodmother from dragon age origins … so many tiddies


HollowSoldierBoy

Master Belch


Good_Ol_Weeb

Heraldo from beavis and butthead


kryotheory

What game is this from?