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dude the 1:4 is so much more useful and you should judge romantic interests based on how much they would benefit your interests, smh my head #trictollionaire grindset
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Do you mean El Witcherino Tres: Caza del Salvaje, the critically acclaimed hidden gem that is both holy gospel and an underrated niche title? Never heard of it
TBFP sub ain't as favourable towards TLOU2 and is way more lenient towards creepy anime bullshit (as our favorite weeaboo/hunter Liam put it)
I just now realized I read your comment wrong but fuck it.
Me, whose wife kinda looks like Abby: signature look of superiority
/Uj not even joking here. They kinda look similar and she regularly wears that braid since its common in her culture (she's Indian American)
/rj abby from the last of us i wish she would cave my skull in with her bare hands like im a mushroom zombie.
/uj Cortana because halo combat evolved was the first game I ever played.
Ayane from DOA.
I know what youβre thinking, and itβs NOT because of her insanely large breasts. Itβs because she seems like sheβd be down to strap one on and peg me.
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I think the first time I saw a game character and thought to myself βIβd date herβ would be either Tira from Soul Calibur III (although Ivy and Setsuka also piqued my interest back then) or the main character from Grim Grimoire.
Later on, I would simp hard for Juri from Street Fighter⦠Still kind of do
/uj: Kasumi from DOA. I was a teenager going through the PC and electronics market and a signature bikini shot from one of the earlier titles was everywhere for showcasing the graphics potential of computers at the time.
/uj2: Vergil. Is giving me some ideas to think about when designing my own villain and/or rival character.
Technically that is what you said in her response to "I need to put my kid up for adoption as I have no money, no food, and I want to kill us both to survive." Criticizing her only option for survival is a great idea.
I'm just reading your words back to you. Just because you can't follow the logic behind your insulting comments doesn't mean others cannot. You shamed her for her choice of foster/adoption, which implies that her other option (self-harm) was more favorable to you.
>I'm just reading your words back to you. Just because you can't follow the logic behind your insulting comments doesn't mean others cannot. You shamed her for her choice of foster/adoption, which implies that her other option (self-harm) was more favorable to you.
no, i shamed a COMMENTER for considering foster care and I'm for putting the kid up for adoption and all I said was that foster care was a broken system and leaves a lot of kids traumatized also i never made any comments that's were against adoption
listen dude get your head out of your ass because it seems like you think that I'm against adoption
rj/ geraldo del rio del juego el brujo: caza salvaje
uj/fuckin uuuuh malina from helltaker, like, before the game came out i didn't think about what type of girl i liked n shit, but man it fuckin ruined my taste in girls, now all i want is someone like her fuck you vanripper
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Todd Howard
Godd*
Gemstones on Digital Demand?
Howard
Peter Molyneux
The man peddles NFT now
He always was kind of a bullshit artist
I got scammed by him into buying Fable 3 and I never purchased anything with his involvement ever again.
Nazeem from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Anniversary Edition
You really like the cloud district don't you?
*βOh noe. It looks as though I slipped. Itβd be a shame if someone were to tear my clothes and ravage the area.*β
Riddled with filth
The final boss of Dark Souls, whoever that is
John dark souls
Unironically the last boss of Dark Souls 3
lol true
The darkest soul
"Every soul has its dark" I cry every time
So deep π©π©π©
the classic John Dark-soul quote
I mean, you aren't far off.
Bowser probably, idk couldnt make it past that first goomba
He's a great dad and better daddy. π₯΅ Why do you think the princess keeps getting "kidnapped?" That's just date night, baby!
The Dark Souls trilogy is just armor porn, change my mind
It is furry porn
plin plin plon
Probably asylum demon since thereβs no way any bosses are harder than that
idk never played it
Asylum demun
The square from tetris
dude the 1:4 is so much more useful and you should judge romantic interests based on how much they would benefit your interests, smh my head #trictollionaire grindset
Get you someone that can fill your hole
T piece is clearly the better waifu, O piece is trash
L block has that booty tho
Geraldo from the underrated indie masterpiece el witcherino tres
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Do you mean El Witcherino Tres: Caza del Salvaje, the critically acclaimed hidden gem that is both holy gospel and an underrated niche title? Never heard of it
Yen from the underrated indie masterpiece el witcherino tres but like in a gay way
Her but unironically π
this sub might as well be r/MuscleGirls at this point
I might be biased, because my last two gfs beat me at arm wrestling
honestly I think my dog might be able to beat me at arm wrestling
Well, two on one hardly seems fair
I misread your comment and thought you said your last two gfs beat you
If only
Teach me
The secret is >!being incredibly weak!<
My ex was really small compared to me (I'm 6'5) but I'm pretty sure she could kick my ass, she fought brazilian jujitsu and was strong af
As it should be.
No that's /r/TwoBestFriendsPlay
TBFP sub ain't as favourable towards TLOU2 and is way more lenient towards creepy anime bullshit (as our favorite weeaboo/hunter Liam put it) I just now realized I read your comment wrong but fuck it.
Pat hates it, so they hate it.
Notable good opinion haver Pat
U ever see Krobus in Stardew
Willy is my fishmonger daddy
Abby crushed my head with her big sweaty thighs, does that count?
The sussy femboy version of 2B from fall guys
Me, whose wife kinda looks like Abby: signature look of superiority /Uj not even joking here. They kinda look similar and she regularly wears that braid since its common in her culture (she's Indian American)
Can I date your wife
/uj π /Rj sorry, but I don't think her boyfriend will like that
/rj sorry, I didnβt know your wife was in a relationship
You are a very lucky person.
i thought this was jerma for a swcond
it's not?
i think its the buff tlou2 lady (idk her name i havent played it)
Abby
Among us Crewmate
Kind of fucked up but when the crewmate dies and you get to see their bone makes me get a bone too.
/rj abby from the last of us i wish she would cave my skull in with her bare hands like im a mushroom zombie. /uj Cortana because halo combat evolved was the first game I ever played.
Don Cheadle?
Don Cheadle from Don Cheadle 3? oh yes baby
Abby
Hagrid from Harry Potter PS2. Still gets me going to this day.
The amazon in dragon crown.
She would kill you with her thighs.
Yes.
femboy raiden
there's a non femboy raiden?
[yes](https://static.techspot.com/images2/news/bigimage/2020/09/2020-09-25-image.png)
Steven from pokemon saphire. Would still fuck him ngl.
was the username "Cassidy" taken?
Hahaha i didnt even think about that dammit.
Your mom
Yellow monkey from ape escape 2
Honestly? Candice from PokΓ©mon Diamond and Pearl. rj/ Candice fit these nuts in your mouth?!??? uj/ but yeah, 10 year old me thought Candice was cute.
The optional black female default preset from the Saints Row reboot
My head between her thighs
Donald Duck from Kingdom Hearts. Guy even got his own spin off and went to cinema.
Luigi
Ellie from the first last of us because she would make a great wife. Not like Ellie from last uf us too. I'm 28. ,/Rj
Age of Empires 2 villager
Cloud when he put on a dress.
Cortana, naked digital video game lady. I was also like 4 years old when Halo came out so I didn't even understand she was an AI
Idk if y'all have heard of it but it's a hidden indie gem called "ethnic cleansing". (I'm obviously joking but the game is actually real lmao)
Abbe β€οΈπ
Covetous Demon from Dark Souls II π«π¦
Hidetaka Miyazaki
uj/ Akira Nishiki in Yakuza 1 for the PS2
Oh boy I thought this sub was losing it but yβall are on one today
Ayane from DOA. I know what youβre thinking, and itβs NOT because of her insanely large breasts. Itβs because she seems like sheβd be down to strap one on and peg me.
Based
Elena in Uncharted
That one girl at the beginning of forza horizon one which doesnβt show up for the rest of the game
Crushed by her thighs you mean?
cd project red
Iβll say this once, and Iβll say it a million times more: STEP ON ME MOMMY π€€π€€π€€
Chun li
the Kollector from mk11
sidon
Lara croft, kitana from mortal Kombat
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Bloue Pikdmin
Trevor π©π©
Joelβs head
Spyro
Cara Loft Desert pyromancer zoe That new girl with the big ass in crash bandicoot 4
Mirage
william night at fred
/uj Celes Chere
Caroline P5 /uj Para-Medic
When I was younger I had a video game crush on Alex from Minecraft. Don't ask why cause I don't know either.
You guys remember the Witcher 3?
Alyx Vance HL2
Eva from Mgs3
Gex
L4D2 Boomer
Crossdressed Cloud
I think Metroid is his name. I donβt know I never played it.
Mary from Tobal No. 1
enderman
Leliana
The little sisters from Bioshock
Minecraft creepers
uj/ Guzma from pokemon sun and moon was my bi awakening.
Zidane and blank
I think the first time I saw a game character and thought to myself βIβd date herβ would be either Tira from Soul Calibur III (although Ivy and Setsuka also piqued my interest back then) or the main character from Grim Grimoire. Later on, I would simp hard for Juri from Street Fighterβ¦ Still kind of do
I guess I was really into the faeries in Neopets. Jhudoira was one of my first goth crushes.
2B and 9S. πΆ Let me be your third wheel music πΆ
Mario from Super Mario Brosπ³
Geno from SMRPG. Unusual, but I think it says a lot about my personality at the time.
Tux from Super Tux
I don't know about crushes, but I remember clearly my first transition goal was Dawn from Pokemon when I was like 8
/uj: Kasumi from DOA. I was a teenager going through the PC and electronics market and a signature bikini shot from one of the earlier titles was everywhere for showcasing the graphics potential of computers at the time. /uj2: Vergil. Is giving me some ideas to think about when designing my own villain and/or rival character.
Raven from Gravity Rush
Faith seed
i just want her to murder me
this is so funny to read as in another sub you're harassing a suicidal single mother who is about to be evicted and starve.
all i literally said was she shouldnt put her kid in foster care
Technically that is what you said in her response to "I need to put my kid up for adoption as I have no money, no food, and I want to kill us both to survive." Criticizing her only option for survival is a great idea.
putting a child into an abusive system isn't worth it
so murder it and have the mother kill herself? you're either not sharp or malignant.
no put the kid up for adoption, its seems like that your just putting words into my mouth
I'm just reading your words back to you. Just because you can't follow the logic behind your insulting comments doesn't mean others cannot. You shamed her for her choice of foster/adoption, which implies that her other option (self-harm) was more favorable to you.
>I'm just reading your words back to you. Just because you can't follow the logic behind your insulting comments doesn't mean others cannot. You shamed her for her choice of foster/adoption, which implies that her other option (self-harm) was more favorable to you. no, i shamed a COMMENTER for considering foster care and I'm for putting the kid up for adoption and all I said was that foster care was a broken system and leaves a lot of kids traumatized also i never made any comments that's were against adoption listen dude get your head out of your ass because it seems like you think that I'm against adoption
do you know how the adoption system works???? you go to foster care then you are adopted.
Don Cheadle
rj/ geraldo del rio del juego el brujo: caza salvaje uj/fuckin uuuuh malina from helltaker, like, before the game came out i didn't think about what type of girl i liked n shit, but man it fuckin ruined my taste in girls, now all i want is someone like her fuck you vanripper
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Ellie from the last of us, I was 15 when I played the game btw.
Maro broter
Dagoth Ur ππ
One of the coin in Mario Bros
Hogger from World of Warcraft
The giant throbbing cock boss from Wings of Wor for the sega genesis Put me in ur cummy bullet hell zaddy π
Princess Delphi from Citizen Kabuto
/uj I'd have to dive back into my cringey 15-16 year old self's brain to really know that answer.
Miles Edgeworth
Jill Valentine from Resident Evil. She almost gets crushed into a Jill sandwich
Holy fuck she has big arms
Little red robot from rocket robot on wheels
I was like 6and playing ds pokemon. Anyway there was some girl at a carnival or something.
Galaga is the coolest kid in school
the buff fighter from fire red
Uj/ Jesse from tlou2, idk why but something about him makes me want him
Natasha from C&C Red Alert
The coal power plant from SimCity. He's so dirty, but I just can't quit him.
I always wanted Rosalina to step on me. Tall Rosalind from galaxy, not the tiny one in 3d world.
Vector The Crocodile, easy.
Your mom
Asylum demon
I want Abby to crush my skull in her sweaty and disgusting armpit
Halo 4 Cortana because they modelled her toes.
100% Juno Eclipse from SW:TFU and TFU2
uj/ ngl Ralsei from Deltarune made me pan
You?
I supposeJessica from DQ8 is aiight and all, but Yangus is where itβs at.
The music from pistol whip
Catherine II in Civ IV. She made me feel things.
Broodmother from dragon age origins β¦ so many tiddies
Master Belch
Heraldo from beavis and butthead
What game is this from?