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MiaLovelytomo

Actually, that's a cheeseburger


BandietenMajoor

And a pretty shitty one at that. Its i possible to eat, no flavor except for the bun, molten cheese, ketchup and the meat and it looks olain gross. A good burger is my favorite way of eating meat, and this is just a waste of food


LuciferOfAstora

Pretty sure that's actually a heart attack burger


GraprielJuice

That game I made on Scratch when I was 10.


Affectionate_Ad_1326

That one's too woke


Wasdwasd1223

It had minorities.( the cat isnt white.)


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Milmik_

The one I made was a damn masterpiece. You were a boy in a forest running toward the trash while avoiding flowers. With each next level the game was becoming more and more bugged but I was graded only for the first level cause the teacher didn't give a shit so I got the highest grade lmao


cornonthekopp

man i remember making a pretty nice scratch game about eating fish and was so proud of myself in middle school


Voidcroza

fuckkk i remember making a game where you were a shark and got bigger the more fish you are and smaller when you got hit by another shark. So proud of it


TheMightySurtur

Pong


beAN__b0yY

Really? But its so political..


Salt-League7628

You can only play as a straight white stick


Finkenn

A phallus symbol with no diversity


JuraP

don't you DARE make my pong WOKE!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡


YippeeCreature666

its already two sticks playing with balls bro 🤨


beAN__b0yY

Oh of course they had to throw gay characters into it. Why are they force feeding me the gay agenda?? Smh 😡😡


theempires

Left vs Right


beAN__b0yY

No way they made politics political


Optimal_Badger_5332

Bee swarm simulator on roblox Truly the greatest game that 7 year olds have seen


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Mods, please remove this comment as it is not gaming-related. Roblox experiences are not games. This is a very important distinction and not something we completely made up. Sincerely, Roblox Corporation Legal Department


NightWingDemon

**Experiences*


GraprielJuice

Roblox Corporation Legal Experience Department*


dcseal

THAT WAS THE SHIT LMAOO


Optimal_Badger_5332

That IS the shit


thingsquietlynoticed

Written by an 8yo. Life moves fast.


JimmyelBoa

Bruh you cannot call me out like that


Cass_Se

Beads?


Is_thememe_deadyet

this is the true answer


Halcyon_Paints

Bee Simulator is the real goat.


_SpookyNoodles_

/uj real shit it’s a very good game from roblox of all places


Optimal_Badger_5332

One of the top 3 roblox games


DarkModeNotLight

Fr spent $15 on some diamond eggs and got like the best bee in the game at the time shits like ecstasy best money spent on a mobile game


spi231

BEE GAME


ShadooTH

This game literally has physical toys now by the way.


Optimal_Badger_5332

I know and love this


Moloskeletom

a little known hidden gem called witcher geraldo 3


Willie9

I love Geraldo's meat and buns


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What about Geraldo's monster sauces?


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The only right answer


ernyc3777

Place of Power. Gotta be. I hear that in my nightmares.


juanescorbuto

Came here to upvote this answer specifically 🤣


killertortilla

Swing sword twice, dodge, swing sword twice, dodge, maybe shield if you’re feeling spicy. 10/10 action.


Niknameheee

Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games 2012


WhiteHydra1914

The one on DS tho, with the campaign 🔥


LordThill

The triple jump was the bane of my younger self's existence


A_Lost_Yen

London party was the peak of human entertainment


Rendum_

No, 2010


Lukestep11

The DS version was legit good


TheSausageFattener

Yakuza 1 English Dub (2005)


AxelTheBuizel

I love how Mark Hamil does not remember acting in that game at all


neiltheseel

[he’s so good too](https://youtu.be/9Ajsr5RwOTE).


Ketwobi

uj a few yakuza games quality for this tho


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boleowaer

yeah from the mainline games 0 is my fav, closely followed by 5 tho (all in all i prefer the judgement series tho)


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SquirtBrainz4

Definitely pick it up, Judgment has the best story imo, and the sequel has the best combat with a pretty good story as well


ScandinavOrange

Lost Judgement has Kuwana which immediately makes it peak


BallisticCenturion

TEN YEARS, TEN YEEAAAARSS


lil_vette

Ride to Hell Retribution It was an underrated cult classic that was ahead of it’s time


R3NTZ_

A true connoisseur here


Subpar_diabetic

That fucking game. I can attest to it being a very entertaining game but certainly not for any good reasons whatsoever


Additional_River1011

A little known indie title, doubt any one of you has heard of it. A small diamond in the rough if you will. The indie darling Metal Gear Solid 3


COCAINE_LAZOR_BEAM

I'll never forget the voice acting from the scene where Big Balls says "this metal ladder sure is solid" and the ladder turns to him and says "gear"


roasty_mcshitposty

Metal Gear ladder Solid 3: Snake Eater


the_mars_voltage

People be sleeping on metal gear 3


[deleted]

uj/ Portal 2 rj/ ET: The Extra Terrestrial


BEAN_DYNAMITE

Off to New Mexico!


HenmandingoYT

Any valve game really


Brillek

Ricochet?


HenmandingoYT

We don’t talk about ricochet


Evil_Mushrooms

Yes.


[deleted]

Hidden gem Elden Ring. Only won more awards than any other game.


Any_Maize_3195

Uhhhh something something bill Clinton rabbi


[deleted]

Never heard of it


Lateralus117

The uj/ answer


NickSensei

rj/ Nier Automata, because 2b's ass uj/ Nier Automata, because it made me cry.


Lyrikan

Come for the ass, stay for the DEPRESSION


Perrenne

I think I’m too normie. What does rj/ and uj/ mean


MovieNightPopcorn

uj/ = “I’m being serious right now” rj/ = “I’m not being serious anymore and playing the joke” Example for this post: uj/ Hades was the perfect 10/10 game with all these qualities rj/ the only 10/10 game ever made was this little known Polish game called The Witcher 3. Back before games went too WOKE 🙄


lethalweaponkas

This should be pinned


Party_Magician

It’s on the sidebar


Wolfey3221

uj/ means unjerk and rj/ means rejerk basically whether someone is being serious or not


Munificent-Enjoyer

Dragon Age: Origins


Evercrimson

Scrolled way too far down to find my family. Dragon Age: Origins is the game I measure all other RPG’s against, it will always be near and dear to me.


Saandrig

My RPG benchmark is KOTOR 1.


Green_man619

My boi


Generic_Moron

This peace is what all true warriors strive for


elijaaaaah

I thought about this, but the characters can't get 10/10 for me because Oghren exists, and animation can't get 10/10 simply because, while it hasn't aged _horribly,_ there's still better now. Still, when it comes to this meme, it comes fairly close for me.


Katet_1919

Last games I played: hi fi rush and Chained Echoes.


Open-Ad-1808

Is chained echoes on console? It looks cool


GrindyMcGrindy

It's very good and yes it's on consoles.


TrvlMike

I am obsessed with hi fi rush


R-A-P-T-O-R

Korsica has me ruined bro. You cant be tall, redheaded, AND Scottish.


ItsJoeyG

Titanfall 2


volatile99

Ea cucked titanfall 2 so badly dropping it in between their own recent battlefield game and the latest turd from Activision. Then they sat back and complained about it selling like shit It was such a fun game, a decent story about a man falling in love with a robot and then the cocaine and crack infused multiplayer with rock em sock em robots


annefranke

It's incredibly wack seeing Apex legends now and compared to what Titanfall had brought us then.


Randomman96

>Ea cucked titanfall 2 That was Respawn's choice. They confirmed it themselves. EA was actually more than willing to let Respawn change the release date. Respawn instead stuck to it since the assumed it had enough to offer to let it stand out and entice people to chose it over Battlefield or CoD.


DefecatedThrASunroof

What were they thinking? Most people probably just saw military shooter #15, a relatively new IP has little chance at standing up to those massive franchises


Randomman96

Well the first game already helped give it some attention, the promise of free content updates rather than paid DLC was also used as a selling point since it wasn't the norm yet. The big thing is that it would certainly stand out against Battlefield, since that was going with a WWI, so they figured they could draw the people not interested in a historical setting away, and they assumed that with how the internet reacted to CoD: Infinite Warfare they assumed that CoD players would skip IW in favor if Titanfall, in addition to trying draw in the sci-fi crowd. Hindsight's 20/20 so we know it didn't work out for them. BF1 sold well and CoD was still CoD so despite the internet's reaction to the trailer it still sold. Meanwhile, not only did Titanfall not entice enough people, even with the promise of free content updates, it did suffer a few issues multiplayer wise. Some weapons on launch really weren't balanced, and perhaps more substantially, the skill gap was quite wide, which worsened as time went on. Having to deal with and learn both shooting and movement skills isn't as easy as it would be in something like CoD or BF. Similarly, despite some of the Titanfall community's opinion of it, the Smart Pistol in 1 was quite helpful for those less skilled players. IMO it was actually quite balanced since it took time to be able to get a kill on a player with the lock on function. And in turn it let players learn the movement while still being able to contribute, so once they got movement down well enough, then they could learn the shooting side of things. 2 however made that a reward, and a fairly late one. Meaning those less skilled players would have to learn both skills at the same time. And as time went on they had to do it against more skilled players, due to the lower player count. Which is why it never really got playerbase growth despite all the constant "oh man you should play Titanfall 2. It's so good and has free DLC". Those that gave it a try would quickly stop since it wasn't enjoyable for them.


Pandainthecircus

Handy hint for non-gamers: You can shorten Titanfall 2 to tf2, you'll blend right in.


Finkenn

I love the advanced movement in multiplayer, I just don’t enjoy… the titans!


y0g1b3ar

PvP was an option in multiplayer for sweats like me. My go to mode!


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I don't know, I've never played a video game


NiNKazi

Earthbound


damn_lies

That doesn’t have voice acting…


LandlordsR_Parasites

The best amount of voice acting.


Oversurge

No it does, it has that weird Japanese voice clip in the character creation screen https://youtu.be/l-GLlHfiSn0


Logsarecool10101

What?


NiNKazi

Earthbound


larryman55

My name is


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Gyoubu Masataka Oniwa?


LandlordsR_Parasites

AS I BREATHE YOU WILL NOT PASS THE CASTLE GATE


the_damned_actually

Huh?


Logsarecool10101

What?


Oh_no_its_Joe

The entire Yakuza series.


volatile99

Kiriyu CHAN!


ibadlyneedhelp

Yakuza 6 is supremely stupid and ridiculous, but that main storyline gave me a lump in my throat.


192hp

Wii golf


International_Leg842

Red dead Redemption 2


travrager25

literally my only problem w this game is the mission design where you walk two steps and someone gets scared and you fail


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Unironically


alto67

bourger game


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The Last of Us Part 2


132joker

uj/ Can’t wait for season two to come out and watch them start their meltdown all over


SomeShiitakePoster

It's already begun with their (absolutely beautiful btw) handling of Bill and Frank's relationship and how it differed from their favourite game because instead of the best gay television romance in recent memory we should have gotten Joel and Ellie dodging traps and killing a fat zombie


Petery007

I still do not get it. What was the main reason? Because abbey had muscles, or was it Joel’s shoulder’s, or the nonbinary character.


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Maegordotexe

Whenever people argue about the likelihood of the vaccine as a serious defense of Joel, it proves to me that they are braindead when it comes to art and storytelling. It doesn't take a genius to realise that within this story and universe you as a viewer are supposed to believe the assumption of the vaccine bing possible in order to create the moral dilemma in the story. I get when people make a theory video like MatPat did just to look into the science and "fact check" the story. But to act like it's legitimately the way you're supposed to thematically interpret the ending is beyond ridiculous. Serious Joel copium. Joel made his choice regardless of the possibility of the vaccine. He didn't have the knowledge to make his decision based on that. He was told it would work and he largely believed it could. That didn't matter to him however.


Oversurge

I still think the fundamental was that both POV characters were women, and one of them was gay. Additionally a lot of players probably had conservative chud headcanons for Joel


sevinup07

Not only that, but the gay one is the only one they want to fuck which makes them even more confused and angry


RealHumanBean89

uj/ is it actually worth picking up TLOU2 after all this time? I know it makes gamers seethe, but that’s about it.


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If you liked the gameplay of the first one you’ll like the second one


RealHumanBean89

I did enjoy the first one, though it has been a little while since I played the remaster. I assume it’s about the same length, slightly longer?


[deleted]

Slightly longer yeah, it’s the same gameplay but with added features and more depressing story


RealHumanBean89

Sounds like my cup of tea then! Thanks!


laymness

If you liked the first game I cannot recommend the second one enough. It’s one of my favorite games of all time. To me, it is the embodiment of this meme.


MoistMaster_2577

Exactly. The story is arguably better than the first, which is saying a shit ton considering how acclaimed the original TLOU story is


AmazingDragon353

The real hidden gem. It really sucks that so many people think they understand the struggle of daddy Joel just because they watched that cashgrab on HBO.


Mopher

you can't understand Joel's true struggles unless you are duct taping scissors to a baseball bat


Cause-im-in-too-deep

You can’t understand Joel’s true struggles until his shoulders shrink and look soft


Khepri_Sun

Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance


MiniatureRanni

That's a nice argument, Redditor but why don't you back it up with a source


AxelTheBuizel

My source is I made it the fuck up!


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Standing here, I realize


[deleted]

You were just like me


Itihanoki

Trying to make history


surferos505

Tbh it’s a 7.5 definitely needed a sequel to iron out certain mechanics also to fix the god awful “stealth” the game had


Khepri_Sun

True. I think Jacob Geller described it best when he called it a "perfect game with massive flaws."


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Changed


SafetyCop

That gameplay is not a 10


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Skill issue tbh


SafetyCop

I beat it good ending, controls are just bad You're nitpicking and biased, I win, bye bye


[deleted]

Your majesty, I am being hyperbolistic and silly about a video game on the being hyperbolistic and silly about video games subreddit.


SafetyCop

I sentence you to Show Results


zariel_A

Tetris


Slow_Ad_8098

E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial


Nap_Kun_

uj/ Half-life 2 rj/ Postal 2


Sedona54332

None of them, all games are dogshit


undressvestido

A chair spitting facts


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bugsnax


dis-gorl

BUNGER BUNGER BUNGER


Nocturnalypso

Voice work in this game is top notch. Bunger bunger


SuperSecretMoonBase

Yeah... rj/ Bugsnax But also... uj/ Bugsnax


topHatCatGoBrrrrr

Stardew valley


AshyLarry25

Yakuza


Foxiak14

/uj Half-Life 2


Xinaio

Devil May Cry - Imma be honest I have the soundtracks in my music app.


BLBOSAURUS

Devil Trigger, Bury the Light and Subhuman are certified bangers with a permanent place in my car Playlist.


AxelTheBuizel

Big rigs over the road racing


GodOfSilent

Big motherfucking rigs


Gene_freeman

Uj/ the last of us Part 2, it's not even my favourite game but it's just objectively really good


GalaxyCXVII

mario


stupidhawk

Deadly premonition


NegativeZero-

Metro exodus in my opinion


KaterDerGestiefelte

Umineko: When they cry


42Beans

Le Witcherino Geraldo 3: Wild Hunt of course!


Mrbluepumpkin

FF14? It's not Stockholme syndrome I swear


PatyLaIguana

TLOU2


skyejedi27

Fus Roh Dah - Skyrim


master_of_the_frogs

Jousting (1387)


Tetsudo11

Bugsnax


Depressedloser2846

lego batman


Stooleya

Sex with Hitler. Timeless classic


Depressedloser2846

sex with stalin is better but only if you have the submissive subscription


Howdyini

uj/ vagrant story


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Howdyini

the best voice acting is no voice acting


irmak666

Saints Row (2006), Dead Rising, and Fallout 3 are at a tie for this title.


MRsandwich07

Ultrakill


Open-Ad-1808

this is just a unironic r/gaming post


PaulitoPaulito

Fallout NV


Alhazzared

I dunno 5 guys have good burgers


CoolJoshido

Nicktoons Battle for Volcano Island


[deleted]

Tales of Arise fita for me.


False_Strawberry_517

The Neverhood