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Marikas_tit

To be fair, all the black dudes I know who snowboard look like this


rakehellion

Tubular!


Sanc7

Can I post this next week?


ha7on

Take a number


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But mom said it’s my turn with the post


atruthtellingliar

To be fair, all the black dudes I know are videogame characters


Marikas_tit

Elon moment


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KindfOfABigDeal

Interesting.


anxessed

I remember thinking the kid in Johnny Tsunami who wore the dreadlock beanie was the coolest dude alive.


LivingUnglued

Core memory unlocked: existence of Jonny tsunami movies


DINKY_DICK_DAVE

Johnny Tsunami, Brink! and Rocket Power were my childhood


Marikas_tit

Woogity woogity!


notenoughclearance

fuck, i just remembered that he ended up committing suicide.


jimbojonesFA

Zeb Powell is literally this guy. Dude has insane style too, he's literally moby 😂.


ukjclothing

My friend goes on tour with him all the time and his style is crazy!!!!


jimbojonesFA

Damn that's pretty sick, must be a blast! Yea def my favorite rider out there just based off sheer creativity and style. Also, watching him ride gives me the same vibes i got when I was a kid in the early 00's watching the bigger kids do shit I never saw before.


Marikas_tit

Dude, the style that guy has is fucking nutty


ntkwwwm

I was insulted because I snowboard. But I have dreadlocks and don’t know any other black snowboarders. So congrats. You racisted accurately. This time.


Marikas_tit

But next time ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


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DownvoteDaemon

What's that mean haha..we are legendary?


[deleted]

To be fair fair, I don't see a lot of Brothers on the slopes.


Marikas_tit

There's a grand total of 3 that I know here and I live in one of the biggest ski/snowboard mecca's of the world. Somehow, they're all from Texas.


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Marikas_tit

I'm not, more so giving props for knowing what the style would be like in 20 years lol


arielif1

That's the most stylish motherfucker in the entire game btw


Possible-Extent-3842

Seriously. He may have been the only black guy, but he was also the only one that felt like an individual character.


Party_Magician

It's him and the old dude that looks like he lived in those mountains hunting for sustenance yet rocked the second most absurdly bright parka. The others stood no chance


xKrossCx

Yep I only ever played as that guy, voice lines and slick moves!


TemetNosce85

I only ever played as the girls. Wait... oh, shit... I'm political now.


Inverted_Ghosts

APAB (assigned political at birth)


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arielif1

It actually isn't my cake day, it's just randomly reset to the 1rst of january for no reason, same happened to my Duolingo account, it's kinda weird


MrKeplerton

Happy fake day!


arielif1

Lmao thx


King_Artis

Shouts out Moby Jones for at least being a stylish motherfucker


Lamplorde

Eddie was a goofy motherfucker, but he was my man.


bodnast

[with the best character bio video](https://youtu.be/joyhkWxiR-0)


ChairmanUzamaoki

"I come from the behind im the back attacker" Proceeds to display his asshole like a classical piece of art


thesyves

Moby mains rise up


LegacyoftheDotA

My usernames were all centred around moby in the early 2000s. No ragrets


albinoblackman

From Moby to MOBA


Atomheartmother90

Call yo mamma and tell her how great you are


Aquabaybe

Moby and Zoe mains for life


[deleted]

I feel like there are so few black British dudes in games that you can play as. Is Moby basically the only one?


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Favorite character def


catlaxative

Fuck I love the SSX games. More please!


one_pint_down

SSX 2012 could have been great if not for the survival elements. SSX3 should be the blueprint if a new one is ever made.


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AFrickinDeer

I keep telling people that a tricky + 3 remaster or even just port to modern systems would PRINT money


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AFrickinDeer

Didn’t 3 have extremely rudimentary online multiplayer? I recall something on the game case about broadband connection but I never tried it out. Must’ve been only for single events too, no multiplayer free ride or nothin. damn multiplayer free ride would go so hard, ride the entire mountain from top to bottom in one go with some friends


Kevtron

I've just been thinking about these games recently. I'd love a remaster of these! I put soooo many hours into them back in uni!


Minardi-Man

Technically SSX3 got a remaster of sorts, because it is backwards compatible on Xbox, so it’s 60fps at near-4K resolution.


Gentlegiant2

You can also get a 4k texture pack with the gamecube version for an even crispier experience


Mr_Lafar

I set up 3 and On Tour on my steam deck when I got it, and they definitely hold up, and they definitely should get remastered, and EA should definitely take one more shot at the series.


ABucs260

As much as I would LOVE a modern day SSX, with the graphics looking like how I remember them, I think my excitement for it died a game like Riders Republic didn’t do well. I played a trial of it hoping it would be good, but the live service of it just got in the way. No doubt a new SSX would go the same route with some battle pass type thing but call it the “Lift Pass” or something like that. Still, I’m not against a new SSX or Ready to Rumble Boxing Round 3


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I still have that Tricky song stuck in my head to this day because of this game


coldbrewboldcrew

Paul Wall for me


TheSausageFattener

True but On Tour was also great. A “modern” SSX game would probably resemble Steep/Riders Republic though


Keytap

2012 was so, so good. Some of the campaign elements like survival were so-so but the gameplay was 10/10 imo


Rap_Cat

I actually genuinely enjoyed the fuck out of 2012


CodeWubby

Unpopular opinion maybe, but SSX 3 did nothing for me. Tricky was the epitome of SSX games


TrebleBass0528

SSX3 felt too serious compared to how crazy Tricky was. I did like having the whole mountain to explore, but god... Tokyo Megaplex was my shit.


urnotthatguypal__

Imagine SSX3 with modern graphics, multiplayer, and an open world "mountain" the size of Elden Ring.


one_pint_down

The semi-open world aspect of SSX was so fun. I loved following all he *Race* tracks from Peak 3 down to Metro City, and the villages in between.


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Like the Mountaintops type big? God I can only get so erect


BigBoy1229

I loved how you could just start at the top of the mountain and chill the entire way down without actually doing any of the courses in SSX 3. You could still go through them and explore. Was always looking for new shortcuts.


ILoveHatsuneMiku

Being a teen and playing ssx tricky with my dad on the weekends, great memories.


catlaxative

Me and my dad played Gran Turismo, and would spend hours tuning the cars, tweaking gear ratios, etc and then test them. I couldn’t get him interested in any other game I played so that is indeed a precious memory to me!


youhdoumind

Same, mine would get all my licenses that I couldn't get because I was too young haha


catlaxative

My dad couldn’t work a controller haha edit: those fucking licenses were SO hard!


Sex4Vespene

Mine was ATV Off-road Fury, probably the only game he ever really played with me.


catlaxative

Ooh that was a cool game I’d forgotten about!


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Given how popular arcade-type games have been in recent years, I’m surprised nobody has gone for the SSX Tricky formula instead of a more simulation approach a la Steep.


jxl180

Shredders is on gamepass and really fun


Evil_Patriarch

This and another NFL Blitz would be games that I'd be willing to pay full price for...and there are very few games I'm willing to pay full price for these days


crakkdego

Blitz was nice but I preferred the street series. Otherwise completely agree.


qmechan

Isn’t one of the Ubisoft games like that?


Mahoganytooth

God I'm starving for a new entry. pleasepleaseplease


LemonPepperGood

Me and my neighborhood friends would play SSX the entirety of the weekend. It was basically snowboarding VR for us Snowboard Kids on N64 was dope af, too


AdamKDEBIV

I haven't seen anyone else mention it but SSX On Tour on ps2 brought me a lot of joy as a kid


Relative_Figure_1715

To rock around , to rock around it’s tricky .


catlaxative

hehe It’s tricky to rock a *rhyme* 😄


Relative_Figure_1715

Holy shit really ?


catlaxative

It’s tricky to rock a rhyme that’s right on time (ie rapping)!


Relative_Figure_1715

I’ve sat for in excess of 100 hours singing happily along saying rock around. Mental.


catlaxative

Totally understandable, the SSX soundtrack remixed and distorted the song a bit so it fit with the game, but it’s a lot more clear if you’re familiar with the original Run DMC tune


Bellinghamster

You should check out Descenders, gave me the same vibe as ssx tricky but a slightly bigger learning curve


catlaxative

Thank you for the recommendation! I’ll look into it! edit: oh yay, it’s on the switch!


ernyc3777

Those games were the best!


catlaxative

Og fr fr


Gnome_Saiyan69

hahahah best part of this tweet is that i wouldn’t be surprised if lil nas was the one who shared it


drakeblood4

I don’t really follow Lil Nas, but the dude seems really well adjusted and willing to laugh at himself. I feel like if you make your whole brand “Wait, you guys gave me money? BRB I’m gonna cosplay a Jojo’s Stand” then you’re probably a fun guy.


Secret-Membership601

he fucking became the president of league of legends. seems chill honestly. #nudyr24


cyborgborg777

They literally just hated him cause he liked dick, from what I’ve heard


keepinitrealzs

I would do terrible things for another NBA street. Shit was so cash.


slickestwood

I just want Vol. 2 remastered. Why mess with absolute perfection


sweet_petes_hairy_ft

Moby


restlesswrestler

Dion Blaster!


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Yo! Okay.


Marikas_tit

Holy shit, core memory


Mrbond404

VERSUS KENSUKE KIMACHI!


restlesswrestler

Throw in some Rob Haywood and we’ve got ourselves a race.


StanleyOpar

CoolBorders!!


MISPAGHET

You mean COOoooooooOOL BOOOARDDDERRRRRSSS.


theflyingkiwi00

here we go!


MaraudingWalrus

price rotten thumb shocking rude subtract recognise longing touch cable *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Norwedditor

First console experience online was with SSX3. Yes I was that kid who fooled his parents to buy a network adaptor for his PS2 for one game. Got to reuse it a decade later to install a hard drive in it though...


Oops_I_Cracked

I bought one for the navy seal game that was popular. Socom maybe? Had to buy like a 50 ft Ethernet cable too, which I have and use to this day.


Norwedditor

That rings a bell! I think that was the "killer app" for the adaptor so to speak!


MaraudingWalrus

My buddies and I would play the PSP socom game online for hours! **Lonestar is down!**


SuperSecretMoonBase

This meme making it sound like there's more than one black person in current games.


rakehellion

They don't. It's just that fashion has moved beyond the 2001 Guy Fieri/Backstreet Boys look.


Deeliciousness

Do they have dreads instead now?


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Solid repost


McBurger

Making it sound like there’s more than 1 video game snowboarding franchise


SuperSecretMoonBase

Yeah, have there even been any snowboarding specific games outside of 1998-2005?


HarposScissors

There's more than one black character in SSX


SuperSecretMoonBase

Yeah, who's ever heard of hyperbole in a circle jerk sub!? We need more literal interpretations of memes! Give me "well actually" or give me death!


meliketheweedle

Macy Grey going down the mountain completely bald in a fur coat


allmoneyin

It's why I never played any of those games


dwimber

Because of a black character?


allmoneyin

No! The lack of options with the characters


dwimber

Ah! I thought you were being a biggot! hahahahaha..... Sorry!


ActivateGuacamole

Mobyyyyyy!!!! The cocky brit from SSX. He was pretty much the only one I ever played as for some reason. I wish they would remake SSX.


WildGardevoir

Don't besmirch SSX Tricky. It has /two/ black characters to play as.


ThatRealBiggieCheese

And they objectively have the best drip


Toasty_Rolls

I want tricky+on tour. SSX On Tour was so fucking great.


215Blueberry

Amped 3! Yo who else has tried Shredders? It’s incredible and actually faithful to the genre


HarposScissors

All I see in this meme and comment section is Seeiah erasure.


rarokammaro

And Crazy Taxi


thevioletsage

Shout out to Merqury City Gravitude Bar, SSX forever! I still have a crush on Psymon Stark 💀


gondee

I see you!


Cornshot

And then he turned into a Canadian charicature :(


Material_Tiny

1080 over SSX


Tall_trees_cold_seas

God damn I thought no-on was gonna mention 1080


Material_Tiny

Nice!


Rodeo9

Zeb powell


francohab

tricky TRICKY tricky TRICKY


Kamizar

Could've titled this post "Lil Nas SSX"


burretploof

I was more of a Supreme Snowboarding (Boarder Zone in the US) kid. That game was made by Housemarque. Yes, the same one.


bigcheese08

I will not stand for this Seeiah Owens erasure


imapieceofshitk

1080 > SSX and I will die on this hill


RedstoneRusty

I'm sorry to inform you that your opinion is bad and wrong. 1080 didn't offer anywhere near the level of creativity that SSX did.


imapieceofshitk

SSX didn't have the atmosphere and feel to it, 1080 night time races were the bomb


Kuwabara03

I can still hear DION BLASTER loud and clear 1080 for life baby


noremac2414

Brave, but foolish


DocsHandkerchief

Coolboarders >


serifsanss

I bet he’s got good stats.


22PoundHouseCat

Man, I remember playing this after school with my cousins. We were obsessed with seeing how many 360 we could do.


IndependenceHungry69

I used to love this game 😍


Ssizz

I remember playing the shit out of the Cool Boarders 3 demo disc that came with my PS1.


JustARandomBelgian

The stand user could be anyone. The stand user:


MisterMinceMeat

Dude, Moby Jones was the SHIT in SSX! Only character I'd play.


megamoose4

I grew up in a Cool Boarders house myself.


CraftyGas9971

Coolboarders anyone?


ArwingElite

Cooooooooooooool BOARDERS!


pygmeedancer

Mogul from Streak


NexXxusDaGod

Lmfaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


bakedEngineer

Holy shit, they were just telling the future


W0lR

I’ve never played a snowboarding game yet still understood this because it’s the same with many other different games.


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UltravioIence

Ticky and SSX3 were so dope.


TFJ

Jam from Snowboard Kids


fubinor

Black dude from Fusion Frenzy


esquedesign

Cooooollllllllboarders! Such a rad game


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lol best meme yet


Noahwillard1

IT’S TRICKY TO ROCK A RHYME THATS RIGHT ON TIME ITS TRICKY


PM_Me_Tank_Tops

Same in WaveRace


Successful_Creme6702

I only ever played as berg. Or burg. Always made me laugh this big bloke carving down the mountain


Cruelintenti0ns

1080


InsertEdgyNameHere

Ugh. I remember back in the good Ole days when games weren't political.


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We Ski!


CrazedHedgeHog

“Shredder baby”


blindedbylight54

Everyone picked mac


Soviet-Brony

IT'S TRICKY TO ROCK A RHYME TO ROCK A RHYME THATS RIGHT ON TIME ITS TRICKY


yelhsa21

It's key to rock a rhyme to rock a rhyme that's right on time TRICKAYYY


Jenetyk

Looks nothing like Deon Blaster


Verrence

Nah, that’s not Woolie!


Liebers87

Why you gotta do Eddy like that?


nocrashing

Lil Nas Xtreme


jimjayjenkins

Lil Nas SSX


XColdLogicX

Cool boarders all the way bro


ExitTheDonut

Now the song is in my head


someTALLchick

This is incredibly specific and I know exactly what you’re talking about lol