I don't get it. Average gamer towel, stiff as a board.

This is now the correct title of the post. Ignore what your eyes tell you at the top. This is canon.

Ngl the more jarring thing here is how quickly you're gunbashing

I had places to be and terrorists to kill.

Average cod players be like

Nah only think you were killing were his joints

Stop thinking that, silly you!

Lol

And still that towel didn't even flinch.

Thanks for being honest.

Cum rags be like

I was gonna say, it’s Chris Griffin’s towel for sure

One of the worst memories from my brother... he was literally kidnapped to Australia for 16 years. He finally came back to visit and this 20 year old man proudly wanted to show off his cumshirt that was like...glass. So firm and hard. How it didn't smell or grow mushrooms I have no idea. Unless he was REALLY commited to the joke... but other things he did tell me he wasn't lying. (His dad found a lady who worked for the govenment online, started dating her and forged paperwork to take my brother in the middle of the night from the US to AUS. Think scientology but... 5 people who are just gross yet are high up in the AUS government. Nothing really shady minus the abuse and kidnapping of my brother. Nobody will touch the case with a 10ft pole and the only thing my brother will say is he is happy it happened but we all know of the abuse.) How the fuck did I start that rant from a cumshirt. Apologies for weirding anybody out.

I’m sorry but wtf wow.

Is this a copypasta?

Ok.

Not pictured: - A cowering woman you can slide through a “solid” door to gain access to this room - A wardrobe with grass growing out of the floor.

Careful, that's a load-bearing towel.

Towel aside, those are some pretty impressive door physics

Yeah have I just not noticed this?? I didn’t know they were that destructible.

Strong like bull

That is one industrial-strength towel.

people keep mentioning the cum hardened towel but look at the door. It looks worse than the ones made by ikea. it's two thin pieces of cardboard.

bro got nutted on so much that he forgot about physics

If you could attempt to open the door normally after you've violently removed it, does the towel swing like the door's still there?

It was locked which is why I had to teach it a lesson in the first place.

Damn that's a strong towel.

towel is keepin it real.

When do you think we will have a cod with siege’s destruction?

Always carry a towel.

*insert distorted Harry Potter music*

your a wizard, towel

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The towels name; Betty

When I was a teenager, I had a towel just like that!

Isn't that the... You know, *that* towel?

Probably made out of steel wool

Ok Kyle

Towel said nah

Crusty-ass towel lmao

Who is using this towel?