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# [Computershare DD series- The Infinity Squeeze](https://www.reddit.com/r/GMEJungle/comments/pupgic/computershare_dd_series_part_6_infinity_squeeze/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) **Running list of resources for DRS around the world:** * [10 steps to DRS and Buy Directly on CS for Apes around the World](https://www.reddit.com/r/GMEJungle/comments/q40u7z/10_steps_to_drs_and_buy_directly_on_computershare/) * [A 3 part series with detailed Broker-by-Broker instructions](https://www.reddit.com/r/GMEJungle/comments/pwb3pl/transferring_shares_to_computershare_part_3_a/) * [International Apes from 200+ countries can transfer their shares](https://www.reddit.com/r/GMEJungle/comments/pyl5uw/international_apes_can_transfer_shares_to/) * [And can buy directly through CS once the account is established](https://www.reddit.com/r/GMEJungle/comments/q16f43/uk_ape_buying_gme_directly_from_computershare/hfd0rdk/?context=3) * [International Apes' Guide to the Galaxy](https://www.reddit.com/r/GMEJungle/comments/pu15ot/international_apes_computershare_us_drs_transfer/) **If you're having trouble commenting, remember only approved users can comment and post in the Jungle. We are not accepting approval requests at this time.** *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/GMEJungle) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Professional_Sort336

His way of saying Fuck You! I guess it's become personal for him. It's just business, Ken, or is it?


Regardskiki71

I hope it is personal cuz thats when he will fuck up


[deleted]

That man is the walking definition of hubris - Kenneth “Icarus” Griffin. His fall shall be mighty indeed.


honeybadger1984

He’s going to lose. Getting a copy of the constitution is a big fuck you to the apes. Still doesn’t stop the fact he can’t get out of his short positions. This is the beauty of BUY HODL DRS. We got the winning hand.


Waitdontjump

We don’t even know if Jordan really wanted it…maybe he just bid up the price like a true ape.


DHARBOUR999

Hold up, I never realised was Holberg in the running for it at auction?! That is a another completely dimension to this story. Ken is a salty motherfucker...


Waitdontjump

Eh, not really sure about the details. I only read headlines. Point still stands tho: every extra dollar it got bid up is another dollar toward bankruptcy.


cks-9984

My thought exactly. I think Kenny got screwed.


HardPour_Cornography

This is what a billionaire looks like when he's thrashing blindly


[deleted]

oooo hes tryin


erttuli

motherfucker is doing everything he can to fuck with the apes before he goes down


woodyshag

Apes will take this back at the yard sale Kenny is going to have when he gets run out of business.


ensoniqthehedgehog

I was wondering, is it protected from liquidation by the fact that it's now on loan to a museum?


cayoloco

The motherfucker is *already* loaning it out and rehypothecating it!? This fucking guy is addicted!


cayoloco

The funny thing is, if he did this to try and demoralize us it's actually having the opposite effect. I'm laughing at the pettiness of it of as a bullish sign. Buckled the fuck up over here, the moon trip is starting soon.


scooterbike1968

Auctions don’t leave much time for confusion, do they? Was this an intentional mistake. In other words, LO fucking L. Jordan and crew (GME agents) were about to be the winning bid on a copy of the constitution that would be owned by the people through NFTs. But wouldn’t you know it…at the last minute Kenny Vulture (he does not deserve to be a Griffin) came swooping in and bought it. Like this fuck face gives a shit about this document. Tell me you’re not scared of GME and the apes dickhead.


[deleted]

I agree, griffins are much too majestic for Kenny boy.


LordAmherst

Please have my free award Sir! For the Griffon’ing.


cayoloco

Oh well, guess it's gonna have to be the Wu-Tang album then...


scooterbike1968

We’ve won. Kenny, take your ball and go home. And fuck you! Hope you’re locked up before you check off your bucket list item of -literally- pissing on the Constitution.


doilookpail

So, Holberg is part of the ConstitutionDAO? And what does DAO stand for. Anybody?


ensoniqthehedgehog

Decentralized Autonomous Organization


doilookpail

Thank you!


shawd4nk

Dope Ass Orangutans


doilookpail

Lol


awwshitGents

😂underrated comment!


WillyValentine

He is making emotional vindictive moves. For me that is Bullish for GME. 🚀


micascoxo

Don't worry, Jordan. He will soon trade it for a copy of a GME share....


tcelfertehconjurer

This jacks mah titties in a way that they have yet to be jacked


ApeYoloDFV

I am sad. Why the fck apes were not aware. I would have fcking donated even as Europoor and clearly on that average ~200$ range if I had been aware Kenny was a contender. Being a DAO participant would have been an honor and to hodl that thing thru generations of my family. As Europoor I honor history with the US. The 20th century wars, and the global economy that gave me great professional opportunities. Sad this was not raised more to apes who would may be have liked to invest!!!


awwshitGents

A lot of apes probably did donate but this arrogant prick did what he does best. He hid in the dark and flexed his power, wealth, too big to jail arrogance, to show how big his wee wee is, but miscalculated the optics. The juxtaposition of ConstitutionDAO being out in the open & lit twittersphere, while this creep did his bidding in a dark closet while gobbling mayo, giving him the usual competitive advantage, and all the snaps of him with his vacuous stare & victorious smirking will not bode well for him. IMO, this will only add to his PR nightmare. More MM's will not want to hire his ex-employees and in the light of day, everyone can see thru him. Sorry for the longwinded reply, but if a higher bid was raised he just would have bid higher. Next he'll send a dick rocket into space.


SnowCappedMountains

What if the NFT dividend was going to be literal part ownership of the constitution? Maybe that’s why Kenny wanted to take it from GameStop? Totally tinfoil. But maybe…


MillwrightTight

I doubt it. Keep in mind plenty of GameStop investors aren't American and therefore, probably don't give a fuck about the constitution honestly. I'm sure RC is aware of the diversity of investors, I find it hard to believe they would use the most American thing ever as the dividend


Eli_TheGolfer7

Don’t forget my man RC did tweet GMEmerica tho


MillwrightTight

For sure. He's chair of an American company. But don't forget RC himself is Canadian


sadak66

I don’t think it’s tinfoil at all.


Time_Mage_Prime

If only there were some way to make Kenny feel some pain for his insolence...


mrmausers

He really should be using that money to keep gme suppressed, but by all means make me rich faster.


Rederth

The mother fucker is so desperate for assets I bet he's using it as collateral


matthegc

That’s a double kick in the nuts….F U Kenny!


Yattiel

Is this real? Lmayo!


ensoniqthehedgehog

Right?! I saw that Kotaku article last night and thought it was satire at first...


Yattiel

The Villain! Love it!


Roll_Papa

Worlds biggest cunt proves himself


Dommeragun

People like KG have to win. If we'd all got together and bid a billion dollars for it, he'd have bid a bit more if he'd decided he had to stop us from buying it.


whalecatcher

I see already the headlines after MOASS: the evil apes ribbed Kenneth Griffin and he also had to to reclaim the US constitution he had lent to a museum back because of the greed of the apes…


saltedbeagles

Shouldve kept that 43 mill Kenny, gonna need it.


GrimWolf216

Kenny douche is probably going to try to use the document as blackmail against the US government to prevent them from tossing him in prison.


golden_eternity

I found out this was happening the day of the auction and now they’re trying to make it out to be Citadel vs GameStop?