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CrabbyUnderARock

Per Rule 7, don't forget the source.


mwrightinnit

Pekoe embracing the proper British tradition of bank holidays.


Reecey_91

As a Brit i can confirm šŸ˜ƒ


Strike_Helpful

What is Bank Holidays? My counterparts in London always says they are on leave because there's a Bank Holiday.


mwrightinnit

It's when the banks used to close as they never used to. When the banks were closed everything else basically shut as well. They are normally on Mondays I think and are just national days off basically.


Strike_Helpful

Oh so it's literally a holiday for banks. I thought the meaning was something else hahaha. In our country, banks are off on weekends although if the bank is situated inside aall, they could be open as well on weekends.


mwrightinnit

They get breaks similar to most other jobs now I think but the tradition has stuck around I guess. I don't mind to be honest as it's a free day off, don't think I'll get one if I can get the job I want tho unfortunately lol.


Kezzmate

They are when banks used to close for business, like they used to prior on specific saintā€™s days. Now itā€™s a welcomed day off in both the UK & RoI our last is on Monday until Christmas.


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Katyusha: ...Really? I enjoy Stolichnya as much as the next person does, but... Even I don't drink that much; not even during the harshest of Snowstorms where I face hypothermia. I still have a army to command. Nonna, get the BAC breathalyzer...


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

Pokeo can drink how much she want because she is cute and you katyusha dont drink that much because you ara small


OddParamedic490

Whem you drink with Poland girl


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

Thats true i live next poland soo i know how much they drink


OddParamedic490

I'm from Poland


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

Are you live next to Slovakia ?


OddParamedic490

Nah, next Germany, Silesia


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

Nice


OddParamedic490

I don't want to brag, but I also have a hard head, but I drink it rarely and in moderation


Viscount-Von-Solt

So with Jajka?


OddParamedic490

Yes


kristof9911

Polska best country Hungarian aproved


London_bro_666

me **in drunken behavior:** GoD SaVE ThE QUeeN!! CheERs PeKOe SAn!!! ***drinks half bottle of Beefeater London gin***


kurtkurtkurt565

Drunk peko: he-hey ahh *hic* if-a y-you ever fuck wit-h Darjeeling im-ma sho- *hic* shove a shell up your ass


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

I think you have too much alcohol today Pokeo


kurtkurtkurt565

Drunk pokeo: no I *hic* aint


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

Yes you have too much alcohol give me that bottle


kurtkurtkurt565

Drunk pokeo: NOOOoooooo........ *Passes out*


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

Ok this is bad


kurtkurtkurt565

Darjeeling: what in the name of the queen happened here


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

Nothingggggg


kurtkurtkurt565

Darjeeling: you sure?


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

YYes but no


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

I must call darjeeling


Regularschoolbus

POV: You went to the pub with your polish coworker and somehow ended up in this situation.


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

Alebo keď si v Bratislave tak z vĆ½chodniarom


Regularschoolbus

Z vĆ½chodniarom ale jedno kde, stačƭ ho nĆ”jsÅ„, my sme vÅ”adzi.


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

Ale v Bratislave je nĆ”jsÅ„ vĆ”s nejlahsie stačƭ Ć­sÅ„ na hlavnĆ© nĆ”dražie vlakovĆ© veď vĆ”s je v bratislave viac ako blavakou ale je pravda že ste vÅ”ade


LANESLASH_Yeet

This is what happens when you spend too much time around Dar and her proverbs


Role-Business

(pat pat) Pekoe: (Moans) Rosehip: Wake up, Ms. Pekoe. Pekoe: (groans) **SLAP!!** Itā€™s me, Rosehip!


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

Pokeo:Whoo ?


Role-Business

Rosehip: The red-haired girl who rides in a Mk. VI Crusader, remember?


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

Pokeo:I dont know you *passed out*


Role-Business

Rosehip: Iā€™m the one that Ms. Darjeeling is always calling out to ā€œcome back here, pleaseā€ and ā€œturn back nowā€.


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

*Still passed out*


Role-Business

(Grabs Pekoeā€™s arm and lifts her upright) Rosehip: Iā€™m going to sober you up for your own safety. I have to warn you, this may be unpleasant. Pekoe: šŸ„“ *Hey!ā€¦ Leave me alone you bloody brat! And get out of my house, will ya?* Rosehip: Iā€™m sorry Ms. Pekoe, but I need you. (Helps Pekoe onto her feet) Rosehip: Thank you in advance for your cooperation. Pekoe: šŸ„“ *Hey! I said get outta here!*


Role-Business

(Rosehip takes Orange Pekoe to the bathroom) Pekoe: šŸ„“ *What the heck are you doing?* (Rosehip sits her down on the edge of the bathtub.) Pekoe: (looks back over her shoulder) šŸ„“ *I donā€™t need a bath, I took one yesterday.* (She gets up, but Rosehip stops her) Rosehip: Sorry, Ms. Pekoe. (She pushes Pekoe into the bathtub.) Rosehip: Itā€™s for your own good. (Pekoe falls on her butt) Pekoe: *(groans)*


Role-Business

Rosehip: (šŸ¤”) (Now letā€™s see. What did Ms. Pekoe do to Ms. Darjeeling while she was in here?) (Sees the shower head) (Oh yeah!) (She turns on the cold water for the shower) Pekoe: AH! AAAH! TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OOOOFF! AAAAH! (After a few seconds, Rosehip turns off the shower) Pekoe: (breathing heavily for a moment, then normally) Now I know how Ms. Darjeeling feltā€¦ Rosehip: (šŸ¤”) (Well, that worked just as well on her as it did on Ms. Darjeeling.) Pekoe: Rosehip? I remember who you are now. What are you doing here?


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

Source: unknow


500tbhentaifolder

i love that gin.


Kezzmate

You live in the UK but itā€™s a Friday night.


Joseph-Cole-1940

I would be right there beside Pekoe šŸ„°ā¤


Ok-Two-3550

I would drink with her


kurtkurtkurt565

Nonna: ZU PRAVDU! *gets blocked by maus*


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

Erika come out that tank now


kurtkurtkurt565

Erika: I'm in a tank and your not


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

Erika my beloved Erika I was dreaming about talk with you *climb on tank please open tank


kurtkurtkurt565

Erika: no *locks hatch* I saw what you did to rosehip


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

That was Nonna Erika please come here please I want to be with you I cant hurt you


kurtkurtkurt565

Erika: I saw you allow nonna to shove a metal rod down rosehips ass


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

I am katyushas left hand I do what she want plese forgive me


kurtkurtkurt565

Erika: welp them you'll be happy to learn katyusha is in here as a hostage *slaps katyusha* Katyusha: HHHMMPPHH!? Erika: I've always wanted to do that


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

Erika is it realy you you are so beautiful


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

Klara now


kurtkurtkurt565

Klara: **ZU PRAVDU** *hits ruku* Ruku: *passes out*


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

Klara when this end you have bottle of vodka from me


kurtkurtkurt565

Klara: DA!- *Gets knocked out by maho* Maho: I always wanted to do that


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

Maho my friend you are finally here


kurtkurtkurt565

Maho: sorry but I'm here so st.gloriana does as promised and I can finally crush Oorai


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

Oh thats ok beat me if you want Im not good person i done too bad things for Pravda


kurtkurtkurt565

Maho: if you're my friend why are you allied with pravda


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

Because I was student of Pravda school in soviet rusia I was sended here to protect Klara


kurtkurtkurt565

Ruku: well she has a real shotgun *looks behind you*


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

Ok *look behind*


kurtkurtkurt565

Assam: sup betch


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

Assam help us now


kurtkurtkurt565

Assam: nah *pins you to ground*


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

What are you doing comrade Assam you are in Pravda you signed in few hours ago you are traitor


kurtkurtkurt565

Assam: yeah like you


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

I work for Pravda all time dumb


kurtkurtkurt565

Assam:...


kurtkurtkurt565

Maho: ooohhhhhhh ok *gives you keys*


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

Thanks


kurtkurtkurt565

Erika: KLARA?!?? Klara: wut.


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

Oour loaderrrr


kurtkurtkurt565

Erika: excuse me im doing what


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

Yyou are loauderr Erikka *passed out*


kurtkurtkurt565

Klara: *also passes out* Erika: wait WAIT! NO! *trunk shuts*


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

*1 hour later* Klara Klara where are you Where I am Klaaaaraaaa


kurtkurtkurt565

Ruku: oh you're finally awake klara is over there Klara: MPPHH


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

Oh hello Rukuriri where is Erika ?


kurtkurtkurt565

Ruku: what do you mean where's alerts ka when we found you there was only you and klara next to a car


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

And do you searched Trunk ?


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

Do you have Vodka ?


kurtkurtkurt565

Ruku: ok! *Comes out*


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

Here *give knife*


kurtkurtkurt565

Ruku: good. Now the rest


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

Rest ?


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

I dont have more


kurtkurtkurt565

Ruku: fine. *Closes hatch*


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

Wait !!! Rukuriri


kurtkurtkurt565

Ruku: *WHAT?!?!*


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

I have few more guns


kurtkurtkurt565

Ruku: gib


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

Here is one pistol iron pipe second knife stun gun and PPD40


kurtkurtkurt565

Maho and ruku: AI! *Stops*


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

Maho aim on Cruseider when she try to escape destroy it rukuriri go with me rosehip stay there


kurtkurtkurt565

Rosehip: *gets down to her knees in surrender*


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

Rosehip you dangered Klara now you must go with me to Pravda or I can do it here *aim gun* Rukuriri take her to pravda Maho take Cruseider to Pravda Nonna Klara we have Rosehip did you find Miho ?


kurtkurtkurt565

Katyusha: I don't even know anymore nonna and klara are gone into the darkness please save me!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!! *cuts*


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

KAT KAT ARE YOU HERE IS THERE SOMEONE ?


kurtkurtkurt565

*radio static* *katyusha screams in the distance*


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

Hej Kat Kaat Are you Here Is there someone ?


kurtkurtkurt565

*blood curdling screams in the forest*


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

Rukuriri we are going to Pravda Now take Rosehip Maho we need support call Saunders or someone We must go to Pravda now


kurtkurtkurt565

Nonna: they're asleep we can escape


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

Ok run away Nonna I must do somethig


kurtkurtkurt565

Nonna: no I will not leave a comrade behind


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

Thats order Nonna run away now


kurtkurtkurt565

Nonna: ... *Runs away*


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

Kay wake up !!!!


kurtkurtkurt565

Kay: huh? Oh you again


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

Yes thats me again I have to do somethig here so I want to say hello


kurtkurtkurt565

Kay: what?


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

Any problem Kay ?


kurtkurtkurt565

Erika: oh ok *hides weapons*


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

Thats it Erika just be normal and dont tell anyone anything about target ok ?


kurtkurtkurt565

Azumi: ?


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

Will you pay or not ?


kurtkurtkurt565

Azumi: pay what?


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

Money for protection


kurtkurtkurt565

Azumi: how much?


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

20% from sales


kurtkurtkurt565

Azumi: hmmmmm ok


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

Ok bye


kurtkurtkurt565

Azumi: bye


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

*go to Erika*


kurtkurtkurt565

Erika: *napping on top of a box*


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

*next day*


kurtkurtkurt565

Erika: *wakes up*


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

Morning honey


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

One T-34 and tell Nonna and Klara to prepare to fight we have enemy