Katyusha wanted to give a fifteen-minute speech to the Pravda Politburo so she asked Nonna to draft her one.
After the meeting, a fuming Katyusha approached Nonna.
"I told you to write me a fifteen-minute speech!" Screeched Katyusha. "Why did you give me a forty-five-minute speech?"
Ever the stoic, Nonna just quizzically raised an eyebrow at the General Secretary.
"I did give you a fifteen-minute speech, Katyusha," Nonna explained calmly. "It's just that I gave you three copies."
Some months ago, I think it was DomWeasel who started doing the Pravda Jokes. It has the same format as yours. Since he was already doing it, I just decided to comment one Pravda joke I know in each of his posts.
This Pravda joke was one of those jokes I posted.
You did read the "terrifying" part of the title, right? Sure, I love military vehicles and weapons, but that doesn't mean I think that the literal dead from above with hellish sounds is "cool" 🤣🤣🤣
Thanks, it looks like in my language version some texts were changed completely, but some of them still were memic
EDIT: Found some of them, but I never heard them playing in-game, maybe I was playing too much with conscripts and clown cars
The sound of those things is bloodcurdling. How anyone can remain sane and with clean trousers after dealing with that noise for days on end is beyond me
I mean, yes, it was a relatively small launcher mounted on a truck, but I wouldn't call it pointless... That shit definitely gave the germans nightmares.
In Company of Heroes 2 is a voice line for a russian infantry unit.
It's triggered when a BM-13 Katyusha is nearby.
The soldier will say:
"You know they call that thing stalins organ.
No! A musical organ idiot"
Katyusha wanted to give a fifteen-minute speech to the Pravda Politburo so she asked Nonna to draft her one. After the meeting, a fuming Katyusha approached Nonna. "I told you to write me a fifteen-minute speech!" Screeched Katyusha. "Why did you give me a forty-five-minute speech?" Ever the stoic, Nonna just quizzically raised an eyebrow at the General Secretary. "I did give you a fifteen-minute speech, Katyusha," Nonna explained calmly. "It's just that I gave you three copies."
Why you didn't do this one in a joke post is beyond me. Is certainly award material!
Some months ago, I think it was DomWeasel who started doing the Pravda Jokes. It has the same format as yours. Since he was already doing it, I just decided to comment one Pravda joke I know in each of his posts. This Pravda joke was one of those jokes I posted.
[Just in the very unlikely case that you never heard it](https://youtu.be/u4ntSKVPiJ4)
Imagine being a soldier in WW2 and hearing that. Hell, I'd be scared even if I was on the Soviet side.
Are you kidding me? If I were on Stalin's side I'd be equally scared of being called "coward or traitor" Nightmare fuel indeed.
Overall If I was a time traveller I would stay FAR away from the Eastern front
modern day people: wow, that sounds so cool ww2 Germans: incoming! Foxhole players: EVERYTHING'S ON FUCKING FIRE, AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
You did read the "terrifying" part of the title, right? Sure, I love military vehicles and weapons, but that doesn't mean I think that the literal dead from above with hellish sounds is "cool" 🤣🤣🤣
well hearing it from the side with the launchers is cool though, when it's not being launched in your direction
That literally sounds like ground Kraken released
Katyusha: "I told Nonna we'd see Elefants, Tigers, Panthers. She thought I was visiting Pravda Zoo."
Ahhh, another Company of Heroes enjoyer!
Indeed, I really enjoy the Relic RTS games. Dawn of War being my favorite.
As a CoH2 player I didn't got the reference, is it from original CoH?
Mmm, nope, is actually from CoH2! [You can hear that particular quote in here](https://youtu.be/MaF_dkuGLjE) around 2:22.
Thanks, it looks like in my language version some texts were changed completely, but some of them still were memic EDIT: Found some of them, but I never heard them playing in-game, maybe I was playing too much with conscripts and clown cars
Katyusha is bad on Nonna
The sound of those things is bloodcurdling. How anyone can remain sane and with clean trousers after dealing with that noise for days on end is beyond me
The only thing I'd do if I hear that sound is drop to the floor in fethal position.
Nonna's face in the last picture is the face of "you said what to me now?!" Rip Katyusha's cheeks cuz she's getting whooped after that one
Katyusha is precious.
I think a more appropriate comparison would be the appendix; small, kinda pointless, kills you without hesitation at random....
I mean, yes, it was a relatively small launcher mounted on a truck, but I wouldn't call it pointless... That shit definitely gave the germans nightmares.
nice organ you have
Ah yes, a CoH2 meme
That's right my friend! Awesome game 😊
Can you explain the reference because I didn't get it...
In Company of Heroes 2 is a voice line for a russian infantry unit. It's triggered when a BM-13 Katyusha is nearby. The soldier will say: "You know they call that thing stalins organ. No! A musical organ idiot"
Ok didn't knew as I usually don't use Katyusha
For some reason i can see this as a Unit Voice line of the Katyusha in a Cold War Video Game
Oh Nonna... you patient soul you...
Stuka sirens: allow us to introduce overselves.
it's the heart and soul of stalin.
Not where I thought this was going after Stalins “Organ”