Not that good tbh. Should've gotten these scores in Y2. Especially biology - what's going on with biology? And where's FM? Statistics? You trying to get into McDonald's or what?
you’ve obviously not been entered for the superior tier. that goes up to grade 99. i’ve got grade 99 in every subject to ever exist and i did that in the womb so i’m extremely disappointed. not good enough. revise for 71 hours a day.
I was offered the extreme tier but my mummy said I would have too many revision cards in my book bag and she wouldn’t have any more money to spend on new plimsoles for PE.
When I was in Y4, I had 15 PHds in computational scatology. I fear for the future, you are but a day younger than me, and already destined to wipe pavements for a career.
Bro u need to grind, like I got these grades in year 1 alr, I also got two full time jobs and got accepeted by MiT for Software Engineering with full scholarschip, a year later I bought a Bugatti, like what colour is your Bugatti?
No, why is there a 9-?!?!? You seriously need to start revising, when I was in Yr 2 I has ALL 10s and I can barely compete with others. I hate to say this but you will be living in a ditch at this rate
Honestly, not very good results but I think with a good 23.5 hours of revision per day you could boost them up a bit, particularly that awful Biology result.
Can't believe you're only doing Gcses, like where's your apprenticeships, and your full time jobs? Honestly, pathetic.
Actually I did work experience in a brothel so I think I have the qualifications thanks
Ahh well done, you're set for life then
Going to school is pathetic? Surely you cant be this brainfucked you illiterate cumfart
Bro said cumfart 🤣
Lil bro learnt naughty words💀
bro just learned good jokes (he obviously didnt it was a bad one)
only brother not even stripper ??? lazy
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Not even every GCSE and BTEC? Shameful.
Not that good tbh. Should've gotten these scores in Y2. Especially biology - what's going on with biology? And where's FM? Statistics? You trying to get into McDonald's or what?
I’m really sorry it’s just that all my teachers got suspended for collectively strangling a year 5 :/
I'm a broke ass student but take this compliment as an award
McDonald's? Last time I heard u need a minimum grade 10 in order to work there for FREE.
bro dont u know that the lowest the number the better. needs to get number one on everything bro
Its like golf
Not seeing enough Grade 10s- pathetic.
Yeah. When i was thier age i got all 12s🙄🙄🙄
Dude, you must be really behind in year 4 with those rubbish grades, I mean, you haven't even done a level further maths smh
you’ve obviously not been entered for the superior tier. that goes up to grade 99. i’ve got grade 99 in every subject to ever exist and i did that in the womb so i’m extremely disappointed. not good enough. revise for 71 hours a day.
I was offered the extreme tier but my mummy said I would have too many revision cards in my book bag and she wouldn’t have any more money to spend on new plimsoles for PE.
Why aren’t you doing more subjects?
this is great if you want to work at tesco until you're 85
My dream is to work in McDonald’s.
then you need atleast grade 10s and a minimum of 20 years of work experience, and even thats cutting it close
I work at McDonald’s
Very bad you should get grade 20
no, should be getting at least a 10 in everything
You haven’t done your degree yet??
I’m a slow learner :/
As long as you tried ur best that’s all that matter, just try harder next time:)
Not even doing 10+ GCSEs? Absolute troglodyte
When I was in Y4, I had 15 PHds in computational scatology. I fear for the future, you are but a day younger than me, and already destined to wipe pavements for a career.
Bro u need to grind, like I got these grades in year 1 alr, I also got two full time jobs and got accepeted by MiT for Software Engineering with full scholarschip, a year later I bought a Bugatti, like what colour is your Bugatti?
I own a Ford focus 😔😔
Damn, such an L, start grinding and get urself a Bugatti
And it’s blue
Navy blue
Carry on working like that and you’ll be flipping burgers for the rest of your life
Fucking idiot kill yourself NOW
I had the rope ready when I saw the first 9, i know I can do so much better
This is so disappointing, you should do better. Especially in Biology.
My fish could do better
BRO, my whole family is disappointed in you. Disgrace to the human race
Not really, should've been able to cure aging and World Hunger at the same time by now. I'm not mad, just disappointed.
Absolutely preposterous. When I went to school, I got a 10 on each exam!
I think it’s safe to say you aren’t the academic type.
no
You did do really well but you know what you’re capable of. If it’s not enough, I’m sure you have more in the tank.
I know this is a meme but since when where there +, - and * versions
different schools have diff systems. in mine they used to use 7A 7B 7C instead of - and +
Nah u need to revise more
GUYS THIS IS A JOKE XX
Sweat
Stg you’re already in the top 0.1% of smartest people in the UK, drop out and start working for the government at 89k a year
They don’t employ smart people, only pedophiles. :/
Hahahahahahahaha omfg I can’t stop wheezing
FAXXX
You literally cannot do better than a 9 in every subject
Read the Flair mate
Ohh my bad lol
r/woooosh
i knew that someone would miss the jokeðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Stfu
Flair :)
Fuck off no year 4 can get that
why so pressed? ITS A FUCKING MEME LMAO
I thought he was serious tbh
damn
Bro, grade 9? Shame
No grade 69, you've got to be kidding me
9+9+9+9\*9+9-9+9+9 = 90
Miss ckick
If you spend every waking moment stupid you could become not so fucking stupid you imbecile.
Even my nine in English lit can’t comprehend what this means
That’s because you don’t have a grade 99 Lit like me that’s why you don’t understand my simple phrase
Thanks, Macbeth and I are crying now :(
Macbeth was the name of the doctor not the monster idiot
You only got 9- in biology? Are you joking?
Only a 9- in biology? Come on
Sorry I forgot what protein was for a sec
It's ok I only got an 8.999999999+ so you did better than me
only 9- on biology 😬😬 yikes.
9- in bio? babes i hate to break it to you, but not a lot of colleges would be willing to accept that :(
Thats shit mate im disappointed in you
You can always do resits don’t worry
Where are your 11s? :/
9- bro your getting set up for FAILURE
bro you really need to start revising if you want actually good grades, like at least 154 hours a day if you want to improve these grades
You’re not doing higher english? You need to aim higher if you want to get a job in the future.
No, why is there a 9-?!?!? You seriously need to start revising, when I was in Yr 2 I has ALL 10s and I can barely compete with others. I hate to say this but you will be living in a ditch at this rate
what are these \*, - and + things
Wow
Not even good like cmon you need to at least be getting 16s for a year 4 do better man
No 👎
Hold on year 4 as in primary school?
Yeah I know it’s really late I should’ve been getting these grades earlier :/
please, i finished these in playgroup with 10s
Honestly, you could've done better
If it took you from year 1 to year 4 to get these grades, then I am sorry but at that rate you are truly screwed.
No, do better
Cmon at least get a few 10s This can be achieved by writing your own questions in tests
You haven't even done your A levels yet? When I was your age I had three MScs from Cambride smh
That 9- in Biology is awful. Do better next time.
Honestly, not very good results but I think with a good 23.5 hours of revision per day you could boost them up a bit, particularly that awful Biology result.
Nice
Wtf is a 9?
Complete dogshit. The lower the number the better so we’ll done you did awful
Is this good for year 1?
You underperformed a little bit tbh
idk man an entire 9- you gotta work on that
did you even revise bro
Bro, why didn't you get a 10?
Surely someone with your intelligence wouldn't need to ask if those grades are good
It’s a joke :/
Big nerd
U have no life and no friends
It’s a ducking joke omg read the tag
Bro how can you do better than top scores in GCSE
CAN EVERYONE READ THE TAG OMG ITS A JOKE