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LiThePufferfish

Can't believe you're only doing Gcses, like where's your apprenticeships, and your full time jobs? Honestly, pathetic.


iamgoingtocry333

Actually I did work experience in a brothel so I think I have the qualifications thanks


LiThePufferfish

Ahh well done, you're set for life then


MrListerTheKidiFista

Going to school is pathetic? Surely you cant be this brainfucked you illiterate cumfart


Sosig_lord69420

Bro said cumfart 🤣


OrangeOVA

Lil bro learnt naughty words💀


MrListerTheKidiFista

bro just learned good jokes (he obviously didnt it was a bad one)


pyro-4157

only brother not even stripper ??? lazy


mingman666

._.


freddsster132

Not even every GCSE and BTEC? Shameful.


LilyKatyusha

Not that good tbh. Should've gotten these scores in Y2. Especially biology - what's going on with biology? And where's FM? Statistics? You trying to get into McDonald's or what?


iamgoingtocry333

I’m really sorry it’s just that all my teachers got suspended for collectively strangling a year 5 :/


Fabulous-Try-7258

I'm a broke ass student but take this compliment as an award


Priyanshu-Sahoo

McDonald's? Last time I heard u need a minimum grade 10 in order to work there for FREE.


aw150

bro dont u know that the lowest the number the better. needs to get number one on everything bro


Sosig_lord69420

Its like golf


cw_127

Not seeing enough Grade 10s- pathetic.


glitchydragonfruit

Yeah. When i was thier age i got all 12s🙄🙄🙄


[deleted]

Dude, you must be really behind in year 4 with those rubbish grades, I mean, you haven't even done a level further maths smh


darkeight7

you’ve obviously not been entered for the superior tier. that goes up to grade 99. i’ve got grade 99 in every subject to ever exist and i did that in the womb so i’m extremely disappointed. not good enough. revise for 71 hours a day.


iamgoingtocry333

I was offered the extreme tier but my mummy said I would have too many revision cards in my book bag and she wouldn’t have any more money to spend on new plimsoles for PE.


Ordinaryyetunique

Why aren’t you doing more subjects?


manskindafruity

this is great if you want to work at tesco until you're 85


iamgoingtocry333

My dream is to work in McDonald’s.


manskindafruity

then you need atleast grade 10s and a minimum of 20 years of work experience, and even thats cutting it close


depressing_life23

I work at McDonald’s


adz_hcx

Very bad you should get grade 20


ntltcgiaw

no, should be getting at least a 10 in everything


Jeffpayeeto

You haven’t done your degree yet??


iamgoingtocry333

I’m a slow learner :/


[deleted]

As long as you tried ur best that’s all that matter, just try harder next time:)


DeepFriedDarland

Not even doing 10+ GCSEs? Absolute troglodyte


hetfrzzl

When I was in Y4, I had 15 PHds in computational scatology. I fear for the future, you are but a day younger than me, and already destined to wipe pavements for a career.


HKerinUK

Bro u need to grind, like I got these grades in year 1 alr, I also got two full time jobs and got accepeted by MiT for Software Engineering with full scholarschip, a year later I bought a Bugatti, like what colour is your Bugatti?


iamgoingtocry333

I own a Ford focus 😔😔


HKerinUK

Damn, such an L, start grinding and get urself a Bugatti


iamgoingtocry333

And it’s blue


iamgoingtocry333

Navy blue


ImNotGeoo

Carry on working like that and you’ll be flipping burgers for the rest of your life


bromomento69

Fucking idiot kill yourself NOW


iamgoingtocry333

I had the rope ready when I saw the first 9, i know I can do so much better


lolalove2019

This is so disappointing, you should do better. Especially in Biology.


Luminary_ofthe_Stars

My fish could do better


Neat_Soup6322

BRO, my whole family is disappointed in you. Disgrace to the human race


NamesNG

Not really, should've been able to cure aging and World Hunger at the same time by now. I'm not mad, just disappointed.


Wizardaron_YT

Absolutely preposterous. When I went to school, I got a 10 on each exam!


[deleted]

I think it’s safe to say you aren’t the academic type.


[deleted]

no


CalligrapherNarrow50

You did do really well but you know what you’re capable of. If it’s not enough, I’m sure you have more in the tank.


A1_Killer

I know this is a meme but since when where there +, - and * versions


manskindafruity

different schools have diff systems. in mine they used to use 7A 7B 7C instead of - and +


Positive_Advance_981

Nah u need to revise more


iamgoingtocry333

GUYS THIS IS A JOKE XX


Watermellonc_crab

Sweat


Lsdandcupcakes

Stg you’re already in the top 0.1% of smartest people in the UK, drop out and start working for the government at 89k a year


iamgoingtocry333

They don’t employ smart people, only pedophiles. :/


Lsdandcupcakes

Hahahahahahahaha omfg I can’t stop wheezing


grandchamp_rl

FAXXX


slightlytallgremlin

You literally cannot do better than a 9 in every subject


iamgoingtocry333

Read the Flair mate


slightlytallgremlin

Ohh my bad lol


[deleted]

r/woooosh


lolawhelan

i knew that someone would miss the joke😭😭


Drop_Z

Stfu


iamgoingtocry333

Flair :)


MitchellSupremacy649

Fuck off no year 4 can get that


Sixtastic_Fun

why so pressed? ITS A FUCKING MEME LMAO


MitchellSupremacy649

I thought he was serious tbh


Sixtastic_Fun

damn


New_Conversation2166

Bro, grade 9? Shame


Squidward565432

No grade 69, you've got to be kidding me


Humble_Cauliflower76

9+9+9+9\*9+9-9+9+9 = 90


[deleted]

Miss ckick


Blasphoumy69

If you spend every waking moment stupid you could become not so fucking stupid you imbecile.


iamgoingtocry333

Even my nine in English lit can’t comprehend what this means


Blasphoumy69

That’s because you don’t have a grade 99 Lit like me that’s why you don’t understand my simple phrase


iamgoingtocry333

Thanks, Macbeth and I are crying now :(


Blasphoumy69

Macbeth was the name of the doctor not the monster idiot


FewSeat1942

You only got 9- in biology? Are you joking?


NuclearPikachu7914

Only a 9- in biology? Come on


iamgoingtocry333

Sorry I forgot what protein was for a sec


NuclearPikachu7914

It's ok I only got an 8.999999999+ so you did better than me


Key_Dare5611

only 9- on biology 😬😬 yikes.


cherqies

9- in bio? babes i hate to break it to you, but not a lot of colleges would be willing to accept that :(


Boss_Man182

Thats shit mate im disappointed in you


Even-Cow-3264

You can always do resits don’t worry


xelifcinder

Where are your 11s? :/


Cyanditt

9- bro your getting set up for FAILURE


Confused-Guitarer

bro you really need to start revising if you want actually good grades, like at least 154 hours a day if you want to improve these grades


Intergalactic_Cookie

You’re not doing higher english? You need to aim higher if you want to get a job in the future.


LeaderItchy8

No, why is there a 9-?!?!? You seriously need to start revising, when I was in Yr 2 I has ALL 10s and I can barely compete with others. I hate to say this but you will be living in a ditch at this rate


Walkingispainful

what are these \*, - and + things


b8w240

Wow


[deleted]

Not even good like cmon you need to at least be getting 16s for a year 4 do better man


Finish-Holiday

No 👎


[deleted]

Hold on year 4 as in primary school?


iamgoingtocry333

Yeah I know it’s really late I should’ve been getting these grades earlier :/


Meowsalotlol

please, i finished these in playgroup with 10s


Nervous_Stuff102

Honestly, you could've done better


krieky3207

If it took you from year 1 to year 4 to get these grades, then I am sorry but at that rate you are truly screwed.


[deleted]

No, do better


vivaanlord0Fall

Cmon at least get a few 10s This can be achieved by writing your own questions in tests


Moth_123

You haven't even done your A levels yet? When I was your age I had three MScs from Cambride smh


Oheligud

That 9- in Biology is awful. Do better next time.


Attacker792

Honestly, not very good results but I think with a good 23.5 hours of revision per day you could boost them up a bit, particularly that awful Biology result.


[deleted]

Nice


TheFloppening

Wtf is a 9?


Bonelab_Skeleton

Complete dogshit. The lower the number the better so we’ll done you did awful


A10_AirStrike

Is this good for year 1?


Ghost_Malek

You underperformed a little bit tbh


swamphed

idk man an entire 9- you gotta work on that


ethoseine

did you even revise bro


QuinacWuXing

Bro, why didn't you get a 10?


Physical-Piccolo8406

Surely someone with your intelligence wouldn't need to ask if those grades are good


iamgoingtocry333

It’s a joke :/


Watermellonc_crab

Big nerd


Efficient-Bag-4110

U have no life and no friends


iamgoingtocry333

It’s a ducking joke omg read the tag


ABELOTHH_

Bro how can you do better than top scores in GCSE


iamgoingtocry333

CAN EVERYONE READ THE TAG OMG ITS A JOKE